Daz Watches Cheapest Parents

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  • 게시일 2019. 05. 14.
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  • @Bleuhour
    @Bleuhour 5 년 전 +6318

    There's a difference between saving money and being a complete lunatic

  • @abz_4761
    @abz_4761 3 년 전 +5073

    Lady: *uses only a droplet of shampoo in a month*
    Me: *uses the whole damn bottle in one washing*

    • @s4gitt7ius
      @s4gitt7ius 3 년 전 +46

      OMG!!! bahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahHahhahahhahahah
      this made me laugh so hard!!😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 especialy cuz i relate!!😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @abirmawi2808
      @abirmawi2808 3 년 전 +122

      @@s4gitt7ius u must laugh really easily because this wasnt funny

    • @4x3ll3x2
      @4x3ll3x2 3 년 전 +52

      Lisa Campo Ah yes, *Comedy*

    • @abz_4761
      @abz_4761 3 년 전 +47

      Abir Mawi u must be in a really bad mood bc I thought it was pretty funny :3

    • @to8896
      @to8896 3 년 전 +10

      Same XD

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012

    Daughter: *On the Phone* Ya we should go to the mall tom-
    Daz: LINDA! WHOEVER’S OUTSIDE, TELL THEM I’M BUSY!!!!!
    Daughter: Sorry my dad’s recording a video
    Friend: Is Linda your mom?
    Daughter: No. in fact Linda doesn’t exist.

  • @jo_lou1973
    @jo_lou1973 년 전 +73

    “Using the same flannel your dad used to wash his balls”, i nearly spat my coffee out 🤣🤣

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko 5 년 전 +3670

    "We're never that dirty!" - BUT THE WATER IS BROWN. MY BATH WATER DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN I COME HOME FROM A WEEKEND SLUMMING IT AT A FESTIVAL.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 5 년 전 +29

      💀💀💀

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 5 년 전 +184

      It's brown because they barely use fucking soap. I can only imagine that place smells like dirty ass and old piss.

    • @vanessak.9168
      @vanessak.9168 5 년 전 +42

      kittikoko that’s sewage water 🤮🤮

    • @nor1sh4
      @nor1sh4 5 년 전 +9

      I was your 500th like, now you know that

    • @anastasiapurr7691
      @anastasiapurr7691 5 년 전 +33

      kittikoko if I don’t wash for a week it’s not gonna be brown

  • @angethedumbone
    @angethedumbone 5 년 전 +5144

    I grew up poor.
    We didn't always afford things like toilet paper or body wash, but dear God did we fucking buy it when we could, and still managed to buy necessities on a tight budget. This isn't "saving money" this is insanity. 😂👏

    • @ellz9123
      @ellz9123 5 년 전 +126

      Hugo same here. this is next level dirty

    • @queenofmemes2859
      @queenofmemes2859 5 년 전 +153

      Hugo same,we didn't have hot water for over a year at one point. when we needed baths,we boiled our water on the stove and added cold water in the bath
      we bought the cheap toilet paper,cheap shampoo,etc.
      these people are CRAZY

    • @sallybeal2042
      @sallybeal2042 5 년 전 +29

      I'm rich... I'm sorry

    • @itslentastic432
      @itslentastic432 5 년 전 +122

      @@sallybeal2042 probably not, you're just fake flexing. You know that's a rude thing to say right?

    • @lillymarriott8016
      @lillymarriott8016 5 년 전 +17

      ItsLenTastic ikr

  • @loveevol5045
    @loveevol5045 2 년 전 +142

    Am I the only one that found it fucking adorable when he started talking about his action man scuba diving figurine with the boat? So cute. I don't know why I find it cute but I do. Just imagining a baby Daz so happy with his toy. It's endearing to hear him talk about how much he loved it.
    The younger brother doesn't realize it's a problem yet. The older brother looks mortified that he has to say any of this out loud, let alone on camera. I feel for him man.

    • @sallykilby524
      @sallykilby524 7 개월 전

      God yeah just imagine having to go school knowing everyone knows that . Hope he has good friends.

  • @statusdisarray9598
    @statusdisarray9598 2 년 전 +102

    That poor kid after this show must have really struggled. This is embarrassing and not needed .

  • @vivgreen6872
    @vivgreen6872 5 년 전 +2802

    "I'm Melody Rose and I'm a hill-billy cheapskate!"
    *"I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you."*
    😂

  • @pickledgoatdick1427
    @pickledgoatdick1427 5 년 전 +2693

    *"When the bath water is the color of TEA.... You know it's not worth saving the money."* 😂😂

    • @hikaru9624
      @hikaru9624 5 년 전 +34

      I don't know what kind of shit tea you'd have to buy to get that colour. The engine oil in my car looks safer to wash in than that!

    • @spencermaslen2096
      @spencermaslen2096 5 년 전 +12

      What if I put teabags in my bath?¿

    • @Lauren_B
      @Lauren_B 5 년 전 +12

      I was drinking tea when he said that, nearly came back up

    • @cantinasmile
      @cantinasmile 5 년 전 +7

      What if you're simplynailogical?

    • @duckingtonduckss7525
      @duckingtonduckss7525 5 년 전 +2

      mazza studios don't know but it's now on my to-do list

  • @lemonvhxney8139
    @lemonvhxney8139 2 년 전 +121

    Daz is one of the few KRplusrs, that I can rewatch his content and still laugh as if watching it for the first time. Also he is so unproblematic... Daz and callmekris are the only 2 I ever watch anymore. :)

    • @holliehopewell4306
      @holliehopewell4306 년 전 +3

      Same. I love both of their videos. They make me so happy. I recently started showing dazs videos to my dad and I've honestly never seen him laugh that much

    • @sierramay5378
      @sierramay5378 년 전 +1

      Me too and Sam and colby

    • @nataliewatson-todd8528
      @nataliewatson-todd8528 9 개월 전

      I love watching Daz… the only other KRplusr besides Daz I watch is Imbrandonfarris he’s so funny

  • @duckyduo7205
    @duckyduo7205 2 년 전 +58

    Me: *hates when you tubers pause every 5 seconds of a video* Also Me: *loves Dax and likes how much he pauses*

  • @funfetus7403
    @funfetus7403 5 년 전 +3510

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Daz: the bath water is the color of *TEA*

  • @youngdizzstomach2093
    @youngdizzstomach2093 4 년 전 +4269

    “Toilet paper is cheap”
    Corona virus: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @Luhvxtejaa
    @Luhvxtejaa 3 개월 전 +5

    Daz makes me so happy fr

  • @250zelalem
    @250zelalem 2 년 전 +19

    Daz: HOWS IT GO DAZZLERS
    my subtitles: Hofstra does TLA's does game

  • @Le-nr9mq
    @Le-nr9mq 3 년 전 +4862

    "We're never really dirty"
    Literally bathing in dirt

  • @nutella_-qh9xz
    @nutella_-qh9xz 4 년 전 +6919

    “We’re never that dirty.”
    *water is literally brown*

  • @browniebear_3057
    @browniebear_3057 년 전 +20

    I adore that only Daz can create a 12 minute video out of a 2 minute video. It's pure gold my dazzling friend. Pure gold.

  • @bls3746
    @bls3746 년 전 +18

    It’s things like this that make me feel super lucky to have grown up in a house with pretty much everything. I feel bad for the kids and also for the people who have to live like this because they don’t have any other choice. These guys choose to live like this, other people have to

  • @ayumi5218
    @ayumi5218 5 년 전 +456

    *I might as well wipe my arse with a cheese grater.*
    My brain:
    Oh look, here's something for you to imagine!

    • @sophiechila5964
      @sophiechila5964 5 년 전 +4

      A.J E.H lmao yeah literally me

    • @ultradantio3626
      @ultradantio3626 5 년 전 +1

      No no no no

    • @soggyscalps9417
      @soggyscalps9417 5 년 전 +1

      So true

    • @mavdog2
      @mavdog2 5 년 전 +1

      To be honest when I first saw this which was like right now and I first saw the kid and that bathtub and I saw the bathtub water just Brown I thought he just took a giant s*** in it and it made me throw up so much what is it with these families and being cheap just get a job get a good one that gives you good money

    • @ashleamartinez489
      @ashleamartinez489 5 년 전 +1

      A.J E.H that was the best part of the whole video

  • @AndrewMoore
    @AndrewMoore 5 년 전 +1874

    "We're never that dirty"
    *The Water is Literally Black*

  • @izzysmith53
    @izzysmith53 2 년 전 +3

    'I'm Daz Black, and I don't want to know you.'
    Well spoken, Daz

  • @mastersinthe5114
    @mastersinthe5114 년 전 +9

    People like this who manage to have a house make me a little less scared about my future

  • @hailey4080
    @hailey4080 5 년 전 +3662

    Ellen: so I heard you like bathing in clean water * *brings out a bath tub* *
    Kid: omg Ellen you didn't

    • @jrw2319
      @jrw2319 5 년 전 +102

      hailey whelan Ellen: I heard you like drinking bath water *brings out a bath tub*
      ImAllexx: omg Ellen you didn’t

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 5 년 전 +19

      Corrupt Pastels Don’t. The gag is sat in the back of my throat and I can feel it coming. That’s so disgusting. 😭

    • @sammywammy6407
      @sammywammy6407 5 년 전 +5

      hailey whelan 😂😂😂😂

    • @shailys.k.y4090
      @shailys.k.y4090 5 년 전 +8

      this is good lmao

    • @milliemoo7118
      @milliemoo7118 5 년 전 +2

      ImAWhalien 52 do you know who imallexx is

  • @ivam5768
    @ivam5768 4 년 전 +1346

    1:35 "When the bath water is the color of tea"....
    *simplynailogical has entered the chat*

    • @ellabella1924
      @ellabella1924 4 년 전 +8

      Touché

    • @osoroshidesu2017
      @osoroshidesu2017 4 년 전 +17

      Omg yass remember Christine the Science Queen 😂

    • @idiotnugget1843
      @idiotnugget1843 4 년 전 +12

      She got in ice tea hot tea Just straight up TEA TEA QUEEN 🍵👑

    • @verkx4483
      @verkx4483 4 년 전 +6

      @@osoroshidesu2017 Its Cristine she doesn't like when people don't spell her name right just saying

    • @luciec4017
      @luciec4017 4 년 전 +1

      😂

  • @CatKit-
    @CatKit- 2 년 전 +10

    hearing daz talkin about action man and me having one when I was little is just wholesome

  • @Jessica-eg7re
    @Jessica-eg7re 년 전 +4

    3:20 "we're never that dirty," MA'AM, the bath water is BROWN.

  • @paleimperfection
    @paleimperfection 5 년 전 +2144

    "I'm Daz Black and I DON"T WANT TO KNOW YOU" 😂

    • @georgegonzalez7869
      @georgegonzalez7869 5 년 전 +7

      And im Jace Norman and you're watching disney channel.

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 5 년 전 +3

      I'm eli an you are gross (to the lady)

    • @GL4DIAT0R_
      @GL4DIAT0R_ 5 년 전 +6

      Hi I'm Springtrap and I agree with Daz

    • @emerseddragoon3262
      @emerseddragoon3262 5 년 전 +7

      I'm Poppy Gloria, and your watching Pew News.

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 5 년 전 +2

      @@GL4DIAT0R_ yup

  • @kensie7316
    @kensie7316 5 년 전 +699

    6:44
    they can't afford water but they can afford nail polish because they have their priorities set right 🙂🙂

    • @frede.246
      @frede.246 5 년 전 +4

      Kensie You are so right XD

    • @missshady1760
      @missshady1760 5 년 전 +27

      Kensie omg. I didn’t think of that. Maybe that’s how she can afford nail polish, by sharing baths and wiping with newspaper 😂

    • @ins8957
      @ins8957 5 년 전

      they’re poor, not animals.

    • @simplyoverit9232
      @simplyoverit9232 5 년 전 +8

      Insiyah Tambawala so makeup and nail polish should come over TOILET PAPER? they are stupid not struggling

    • @ins8957
      @ins8957 5 년 전 +1

      simply over it i’m not denying that this family specifically is dumb. i’m speaking out for actual homeless and poverty ridden people that need these necessary distractions to LIVE. everybody deserves that.

  • @maudehutchinson9037

    Most genuine kindest man ever blessed to have you with us best comedian and KRplusr ever!!

  • @massaroni6903
    @massaroni6903 년 전 +26

    Daz reacting to his low disk space never disappoints

  • @jamieharding5368
    @jamieharding5368 4 년 전 +904

    At 7:00
    Lady- “how stupid is changing the bath water?”
    Me- “how deadly is Cholera”

    • @zenoZ5
      @zenoZ5 4 년 전 +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ciaranmullins9671
      @ciaranmullins9671 4 년 전 +8

      Actually colerah wud come from drinking the water not bathing in it but it's still reeeeeeeaaaallly unhealthy XD

    • @jamieharding5368
      @jamieharding5368 4 년 전 +3

      fricking hecker ?

    • @ciaranmullins9671
      @ciaranmullins9671 4 년 전 +10

      @@jamieharding5368 no swear words in my Christian minecraft server

    • @jamieharding5368
      @jamieharding5368 4 년 전 +4

      fricking hecker lol gotcha. I swear like that, too!

  • @emmaselway7229
    @emmaselway7229 5 년 전 +764

    “I’m daz black and I DO NOT want to know you ! “ 😂😂
    Thanks for all the likes !!!!

  • @bridgetcarroll234
    @bridgetcarroll234 2 년 전 +9

    Its 3:33 in the morning and im laying here watching daz and talking to my favorite person and loving the world not expecting anything from me!!!!! Thanks daz for keeping this a good night!!!!

  • @silentslicer2630
    @silentslicer2630 10 개월 전 +2

    'and im daz black and i dont want to know you' got me cracking up you made my day again

  • @gavingwinn4277
    @gavingwinn4277 4 년 전 +823

    “We’re never that dirty.”
    Then why hell is the water brown?

  • @zweetsouffle9567
    @zweetsouffle9567 3 년 전 +2523

    Even Mr. Krabs isn't this cheap on house supplies.

  • @Oopsbaby
    @Oopsbaby 3 개월 전 +6

    I feel so bad for the son! He gets no privacy, he probably smells because his parents refuse to let him use clean water to bathe in, there's no toilet paper, and the newspaper that is used for toilet paper is IN A BAG BY THE TOLIET...if he has friends they definitely don't come to his house

  • @asthenticcow8314
    @asthenticcow8314 년 전 +6

    7:15 my mother with everything OMG🙄

  • @chloe-kl3jz
    @chloe-kl3jz 5 년 전 +1386

    "I'm Daz Black and I DON'T want to know you" 😂😂👌

    • @chloeridgwell7560
      @chloeridgwell7560 5 년 전 +3

      *black

    • @rose.curtis
      @rose.curtis 5 년 전 +5

      Ive been looking for this comment! 😂

    • @tylersk8s51
      @tylersk8s51 5 년 전 +8

      @@chloeridgwell7560 ok chloe good for you continue to spend 40 minutes to have perfect hand righting and no spelling errors

    • @raindrop3366
      @raindrop3366 5 년 전 +4

      @@chloeridgwell7560 No one cares about an innocent typo. Ugh.

    • @chloe-kl3jz
      @chloe-kl3jz 5 년 전 +1

      @@rose.curtis 😂😂

  • @laviniavougazianos6997
    @laviniavougazianos6997 5 년 전 +911

    "I'm sorry, did she just say that DROPLET of shampoo is enough for a month" Oh man Daz really knows how to make me laugh 😂😂

  • @egiemeister
    @egiemeister 2 년 전 +3

    Daz: How’s it going dazzlers!
    CC: Hofstra does TLAs does

  • @hanahoshinari6925
    @hanahoshinari6925 년 전 +11

    0:42
    “Choosing to bath in your own piss, rather than fresh water! *laugh*” - Daz Black 2019

  • @pinknirobinson4274
    @pinknirobinson4274 5 년 전 +476

    "When the bath water is the color of tea!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cubclean
    @cubclean 5 년 전 +1963

    Daz: It’s the colour of TEA!!!!!!
    Me: Don’t associate that FILFTH with the heavenly beverage that we call tea!

  • @xxwolfieredxx9438
    @xxwolfieredxx9438 년 전 +4

    i think at some point these parents being so cheap turns into a form of child abuse or neglect :/ Like bathing in literal DIRT WATER, no warm water, no power, having a bag full of piss and shit by the toilet and god knows what else💀 I mean that toilet situation is literally a health hazard. disgusting

  • @averysgacha1082
    @averysgacha1082 2 년 전 +5

    Daz is the only person I would watch a 10 minute intro cause how funny he is 💀

  • @urmom-sc9nx
    @urmom-sc9nx 5 년 전 +706

    Nobody:
    Nobody ever:
    Daz: *Im DaZ bLaCk aNd I dO nOt wAnT tO kNoW yOu...* 😂😂😂

  • @dobbbo1101
    @dobbbo1101 5 년 전 +3467

    Can I just say I wouldn’t last a week without becoming severely depressed in that house

    • @imnothere6696
      @imnothere6696 5 년 전 +90

      I would've called CPS

    • @Vheone
      @Vheone 5 년 전 +91

      Yeah, it's sad too because there not actually breaking the law, so the kid wouldn't be able to be taken away somewhere else. This shows how well look aftered we all are, we get clean water at least.

    • @lz2339
      @lz2339 5 년 전 +20

      dobbo 0789 I would go insane 😂

    • @gingerjohnson7022
      @gingerjohnson7022 5 년 전 +31

      I wouldn't even last a minute let alone a week. That poor kid, you can see it in his face....

    • @sinnervincey
      @sinnervincey 5 년 전 +7

      sᴀᴍᴇ

  • @rileysaucier1303
    @rileysaucier1303 6 개월 전 +2

    Daz: "its worth it:
    Me: 👀
    Daz: "its worth the cost of another flannel..."
    Me: *sigh of relief*

  • @penugget
    @penugget 년 전 +1

    Daz telling rants r jus amazing n I love it👌🏽

  • @Arctic_Snake_
    @Arctic_Snake_ 5 년 전 +679

    Brandon : sometimes I want my own shower
    Daz : I 👏 FEEL 👏 YOU 👏
    And the rest of the world 😂

    • @lachlann4335
      @lachlann4335 5 년 전 +7

      Imagine if his Christmas present is to have a shower by himself.

    • @alanak.7539
      @alanak.7539 5 년 전 +2

      I was just about to comment this exactly, claps and all. 😂 I pity these people's kids from the bottom of my heart. No one should be forced to live in these insane, disgusting conditions! Saving money is great, but when you're this obsessed, you've got mental problems, that's all.

    • @mk-jamie2923
      @mk-jamie2923 5 년 전

      @@lachlann4335 probably is
      I mean I have 7 in my family and we all have a bath each every day
      fRiKkEN ChEAp

  • @arialyssa6083
    @arialyssa6083 5 년 전 +610

    “Are you looking for viral infections” 💀

  • @akumu2376
    @akumu2376 2 년 전 +3

    Honestly Daz is the only person who can make me feel better when I’m sick and sad,thank youuu!☺️🥺

  • @barnyardchick4equestrian19

    The color of that water is how my bath water looks after a full day of working in the barn lmao

  • @vickyk3566
    @vickyk3566 5 년 전 +739

    Daz is probably the only youtuber who doesn’t give a shiit about james charles

  • @felineempress3939
    @felineempress3939 3 년 전 +3464

    When one of the kids gets left home alone they’re going to take that opportunity to take their first ever hot bath all to themselves

    • @ii_Spectre
      @ii_Spectre 3 년 전 +73

      YESSS GETT THE KID A GOOD LIFE

    • @jjccgaming3273
      @jjccgaming3273 3 년 전 +23

      Yeeeeeeesssssssss

    • @artbybubbly4801
      @artbybubbly4801 3 년 전 +98

      Then the parents will see the bill and be like "WHO TOOK A HOT BATH!!?!?!??!" XD

    • @jasonhull5873
      @jasonhull5873 3 년 전 +8

      It's at 333 so I didn't like it

    • @unmistakablemishaps8147
      @unmistakablemishaps8147 3 년 전 +42

      They would be the kind of people to turn of the water and electricity completely.
      "Alright Billy, time for your lesson of living like a caveman for 20 minutes"

  • @amraisaki7044
    @amraisaki7044 2 년 전 +2

    "I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you!" The way I laughed.

  • @pinterboglarka8752

    im a broke uni student but BOY something i will never save on is HYGIENE!! i might call a slice of bread a whole meal some days, but my dear god will i always make sure to have enough shower gel, toothpaste, deodorant, TP…

  • @abigailgrosvold1914
    @abigailgrosvold1914 3 년 전 +1785

    “I may as well wipe my ass with a cheese grater” 💀✋

  • @jesslilley3211
    @jesslilley3211 5 년 전 +1764

    I can’t stop thinking about the fact that they wipe with newspaper...which can’t exactly leave them...clean...
    THEN share a bath....
    🤮🤮🤮

    • @jennam5973
      @jennam5973 5 년 전 +64

      Jess Lilley I screamed THEY HAVE DOLLAR TREE FOR A REASON

    • @KelpeeGee
      @KelpeeGee 5 년 전 +104

      That's why the water was so brown, leftover from what the newspaper couldn't get

    • @esbethlace8950
      @esbethlace8950 5 년 전 +33

      Oh god I didn’t even think about that 🤢

    • @javaghoul6302
      @javaghoul6302 5 년 전 +41

      Jesus... your right.. that's so messed up.. they should be rich from all the money they would have save by this point and yet their too cheap to even enjoy their money 🤔

    • @reaclea7628
      @reaclea7628 5 년 전 +13

      Oh no, oh god no.

  • @whiterxses8667
    @whiterxses8667 8 개월 전 +1

    6:43 THE CURLED TOES… I’m sorry that just really caught me off guard 😭

  • @MaddieMittz
    @MaddieMittz 년 전 +4

    Now I want to hear more about Daz’s bath experiences with Action Man

  • @Mar-ih6fc
    @Mar-ih6fc 5 년 전 +318

    Cheapstake:
    "I'm Melanie Rose and I'm a Hillie Billie cheapskate"
    Daz Black:
    "'Im Daz Black and I DON''T want to KNOW YOU '"

    • @minx.toesies2037
      @minx.toesies2037 5 년 전 +3

      **AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOU*

    • @anthony9845
      @anthony9845 5 년 전 +1

      Yeah i don't want to know YOU

    • @superstitions7327
      @superstitions7327 5 년 전 +1

      It’s terrifying that her name is so close to mine *shivers*. add an N to the end of there last name and that is my full name. oOf

    • @l.dthekatt1836
      @l.dthekatt1836 5 년 전 +1

      Lol

  • @shutup1742
    @shutup1742 5 년 전 +313

    I might as well wipe my arse with a *cheese grater...*
    Ah, of course.

    • @pump5357
      @pump5357 5 년 전 +2

      I remember that toilet paper and trust me, it felt just like that!!! LOL

    • @mylittlehyrule
      @mylittlehyrule 5 년 전 +1

      I felt that one coming

    • @raceto100k3
      @raceto100k3 5 년 전 +1

      I’m still at school and have to hold it in for 9 hours or wipe with sandpaper😂

  • @danielprocter1730
    @danielprocter1730 10 개월 전 +2

    Mum: uses newspaper
    Me: uses a whole role

  • @anataenoshi3851
    @anataenoshi3851 2 년 전 +2

    "we're not that dirty!"
    *THE WATER IS LITERALLY BROWN*

  • @charlottesuarez6021
    @charlottesuarez6021 5 년 전 +438

    "I have got a great ass"
    -Daz 2019
    *was said while screaming about toilet paper*

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 5 년 전 +389

    Daz: "I want to live on the moon"
    * Elon Musk wants to know your location *

    • @Blaineiskindagay
      @Blaineiskindagay 5 년 전 +3

      No, Luther Hargreeves wants to know his location

    • @savannakyer1395
      @savannakyer1395 5 년 전

      Delete this.

    • @Ghost_cattz
      @Ghost_cattz 5 년 전 +2

      Undyne TheUndying 𝗂 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 umbrella academy fan! I was thinking the same thing-

    • @Blaineiskindagay
      @Blaineiskindagay 5 년 전

      @@Ghost_cattz XD

  • @CairoPlayz
    @CairoPlayz 2 년 전 +6

    4:01 lol

  • @seefiery8459
    @seefiery8459 년 전 +6

    Video 1:48
    Daz :12:15 yes

  • @greysonfinch534
    @greysonfinch534 5 년 전 +2700

    Daz is the only person I wouldn’t mind watching long intros from

  • @yasmineasare782
    @yasmineasare782 3 년 전 +2557

    People with long curly bushy hair listening to her say " that DROPLET would last them a month" 👁️👄👁️

  • @crimsonninja6840
    @crimsonninja6840 2 년 전 +3

    12 minutes from a 2 minute video 😂 commentary is key lmao especially with daz it's just perfect, his videos cured my depression, thank you daz you are the best

  • @Byeiol_kkqum-335.
    @Byeiol_kkqum-335. 5 개월 전 +1

    Daz:why is there oi-
    Computer:LOW DISK SPACE
    Daz:go away😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DefinitelyNotRainMan
    @DefinitelyNotRainMan 5 년 전 +900

    Her: I'm Melody Rose and I'm a hillbilly cheapskate!
    Him: I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you
    Me: *looses it*
    Sweet geezus.

  • @Parker-hyde1825
    @Parker-hyde1825 4 년 전 +637

    Boy:sometimes I do want to take my own shower
    Daz: l👏FEEL👏YOU

    • @moonpie175
      @moonpie175 4 년 전 +3

      Brianna Griffin
      Boy: Mum I’m done the bath kinda looks like tea tho
      Daz: HA TIME TO CHANGE YOUR WATERRRRRR

    • @Parker-hyde1825
      @Parker-hyde1825 4 년 전 +1

      Fruit Cake OWO XD

    • @yourlocalvampirekat
      @yourlocalvampirekat 4 년 전

      @@moonpie175 Omg that's funny XD

    • @toybonnie921
      @toybonnie921 4 년 전

      Brianna Griffin really... owo? 🤔🙄

  • @scorpion-ol5bi
    @scorpion-ol5bi 년 전 +2

    I just wanted to say that every time I feel bored it always gets me in a better mood when I watch your videos so thank you 🤙

  • @user-wr9nd-6
    @user-wr9nd-6 9 개월 전 +1

    can't even go one second into the video without pointing something out! its madness but Daz makes it hilarious.!🤣

  • @yxnyxng6510
    @yxnyxng6510 5 년 전 +491

    *"Rant over...."*
    The laugh though 😂

  • @skreetskree4855
    @skreetskree4855 4 년 전 +1962

    THAT MUCH SHAMPOO FOR A MONTH?!!?!!
    *MY HAIR GOES DOWN TO MY ASS I'D NEED 20 TIMES THAT AMOUNT TO WASH MY HAIR ONCE*

  • @milliez694
    @milliez694 2 년 전 +4

    Only Daz can make a one minute video into a 12 minute video.

  • @ronniesmith9498
    @ronniesmith9498 2 년 전

    love you daz u helped me smiley during dark times ♥️

  • @MrNight-dg1ug
    @MrNight-dg1ug 5 년 전 +3545

    daz: *whispers*
    me: *turns up volume*
    daz: *SHOuTinG*
    me: *turns down volume*
    *repeat*
    Edit:
    Parents within 5 meters: *insert angerey homosapien*

  • @bungeegum4709
    @bungeegum4709 5 년 전 +224

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE’S ON HER PERIOD?!
    “Oh I use newspaper as-“
    *MY BRAIN IS HURTING WHY JUST WHY*

  • @cheyennehaughie9897

    Daz never needs to thank us. His videos are more than thankful❤️

  • @madisonbrowder43
    @madisonbrowder43 년 전 +2

    “It wouldn’t be possible to move where I’m going if it wasn’t for you all…CHEAPSKATES!”
    I literally died because it sounded like he called us Al cheapskates.🤣🤣🤣

  • @demirolgun5677
    @demirolgun5677 5 년 전 +18879

    Only Daz can make a 12 minute video out of a 2 minute video😂

  • @Love_Nyxus
    @Love_Nyxus 5 년 전 +294

    Daz:
    Computer: Low disk space.
    Daz: Go away.

    • @bahed7242
      @bahed7242 5 년 전 +4

      Kimm
      Yes bitch
      I need help shiting
      Do it yourself bitch
      Oh it's ok I was just pregnant

  • @user-em5xg8hj7v
    @user-em5xg8hj7v 7 개월 전 +1

    I've sent this to all my friends - they owe me big time for this gem!

  • @chickennuggetconspiracies3870

    Video: I'm Melody rose and I'm a hillbilly cheapskate
    Daz: I'm Daz Black and I don't want to know you
    that got me cracking up😂😂🤣

  • @elenac1100
    @elenac1100 5 년 전 +443

    " We don't use toilet paper"
    AND WE'RE DONE

  • @username6486
    @username6486 2 년 전 +1515

    "We ain't dirty"
    They share bathwater
    The bathwater is black
    They use newspapers instead of toilet paper
    They use torches instead of normal light
    They have no heating

    • @le0ismyp00kie
      @le0ismyp00kie 2 년 전 +43

      And they fucking exist

    • @wrenbird_17
      @wrenbird_17 2 년 전 +67

      not to mention the mom's hair is stringy and greasy as frick

    • @anidiot9575
      @anidiot9575 2 년 전 +22

      @@wrenbird_17 please I'm pissing myself ✋😭 I thought I was the only one that thought that

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 년 전 +1

      yeah

    • @Game_Hunter47
      @Game_Hunter47 2 년 전 +4

      So are they playing Minecraft or what

  • @LivSizemore-sm9sk
    @LivSizemore-sm9sk 9 개월 전 +1

    You know I never realized how much people moved until I started watching daz and Danny and drew

  • @Balleronwheelz
    @Balleronwheelz 2 년 전 +1

    I was in tears 😂 Daz your awesome live long and prosper

  • @marielromano236
    @marielromano236 5 년 전 +564

    Rules to watch Daz
    1.dont eat
    2.drink
    3.DONT WEAR HEADPHONES
    4.suscribe to his channel
    5.stay dazzling
    Man I love this channel

  • @user-il7mn6lv5m
    @user-il7mn6lv5m 3 년 전 +1459

    “I’m daz black, and I don’t want to know you 😂😂😂”
    I’m dead

  • @warrior_song9000

    awee i loved tht house ur background looks so good ily.

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 2 년 전 +2

    The poor young boy…bless him lol you can feel his sadness through the camera…!