Papa Has Been Replaced

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  • @kirthickkumar45
    @kirthickkumar45 5 년 전 +9475

    Hello 911 what's your emergency
    My kids won't eat their brocolli

    • @rynwinget2267
      @rynwinget2267 5 년 전 +135

      * googles how to like a comment multiple times *

    • @kirthickkumar45
      @kirthickkumar45 5 년 전 +84

      Google how to subscribe to pewdiepie multiple times

    • @notlionel
      @notlionel 5 년 전 +35

      *They never do.....*

    • @stresslevel1009
      @stresslevel1009 5 년 전 +18

      @@kirthickkumar45 subbot. That's what t series did

    • @mrhiyeet5207
      @mrhiyeet5207 5 년 전 +24

      OH NO!!!!!!!! I WILL BE THERE IN 1 MINUTE!!,

  • @misslily7yearsago40
    @misslily7yearsago40 4 년 전 +4563

    The marriage wasn’t working so papa left with the refrigerator

  • @f3player
    @f3player 년 전 +5709

    After the divorce, Papa focused on himself, went back to college, and got his bachelor's degree to further support himself, but more importantly, Johnny.
    Papa is a stand-up guy

    • @toastttttttt
      @toastttttttt 10 개월 전 +232

      bro papa didnt get his bachelor's. he got his whole as doctorate

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 9 개월 전 +29

      ​@@carolinefaith6522American chiropractors be like.

    • @ShockwaveEnthusiast
      @ShockwaveEnthusiast 9 개월 전 +21

      ​@@carolinefaith6522he was just that good

    • @retinazer7652
      @retinazer7652 9 개월 전 +11

      @@carolinefaith6522 He’s just skilled my guy

    • @sumiha
      @sumiha 9 개월 전 +8

      @@retinazer7652he’s the inspiration behind giga chad fr 🔥🔥🔥

  • @buttcrackattack
    @buttcrackattack 7 개월 전 +1145

    Maybe Papa took the fridge with him when he left.

    • @strawbunni6834
      @strawbunni6834 2 개월 전 +25

      It makes sense he was Papas fridge son

    • @thecreator3145
      @thecreator3145 2 개월 전 +3

      And then he took it to the dump.

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 2 개월 전 +35

      Oh shit, maybe the fridge was the reason for the divorce! Like, Papa could tolerate the fridge lying to him, but once Johnny lied to him, Papa lost all faith in humanity. Choosing the fridge over his children and wife, Papa spent months eating the fridge’s veggies, which inspired him to become a doctor. Meanwhile the mother sleeps with Chad and makes Johnny call him Papa during the day while she calls him Papa at night. Tragic.

    • @plum8262
      @plum8262 개월 전 +1

      @@C.V317ya’ll still coming up with theories after 5 years…

    • @Cameditz-YT
      @Cameditz-YT 개월 전 +3

      he took it because it had the SAUCES inside

  • @lauren-puppytails
    @lauren-puppytails 5 년 전 +10225

    Mama was tired of papa laughing at everything she does

  • @maisievll3943
    @maisievll3943 5 년 전 +7122

    They probably got a divorce because papa didn’t stop Johnny from eating the sugar

    • @albertkilpin2517
      @albertkilpin2517 5 년 전 +156

      Maisie Vll Poor Papa, he always tried so hard

    • @maisievll3943
      @maisievll3943 5 년 전 +142

      Stick Man I bet Chad doesn’t stop him

    • @biasedneutron231
      @biasedneutron231 5 년 전 +56

      Yea but Papa was a doctor who let his kid get diabetic.... gross negligence! Grounds for divorce.

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 5 년 전 +13

      @@albertkilpin2517 Nope they didn't divorce I killed Papa.

    • @maisievll3943
      @maisievll3943 5 년 전 +17

      Regina Philangee At least he tried to stop Johnny from eating the sugar

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck 년 전 +1124

    I love how Danny reacts to Papa being gone exactly how a child would

  • @sunshinesho6645
    @sunshinesho6645 8 개월 전 +1637

    After 4 years I still miss Papa, I cherish him in my heart

    • @moonjuicex
      @moonjuicex 8 개월 전 +22

      R.I.P. Papa, you will be missed😩😢

    • @ChipsDaCat
      @ChipsDaCat 4 개월 전 +11

      @@moonjuicexhe’s not dead, he’s just divorced

    • @seandoesnpcshit
      @seandoesnpcshit 3 개월 전 +14

      @@ChipsDaCatit feels like hes dead

    • @f4iryyqxx
      @f4iryyqxx 2 개월 전 +4

      He left for the milk

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 개월 전

      ​@@f4iryyqxxThat leche tho!!! 😅

  • @woeisme375
    @woeisme375 4 년 전 +10726

    I like how Danny’s so angered that the papa is gone, it’s even worse that the wife rebounded so quickly

  • @avaronchetti4223
    @avaronchetti4223 3 년 전 +7592

    This is like when a teenager yells "I HATE YOU!" at his new stepdad, but there's a baby who doesn't care and Danny is the angry yelling teenager who's angry about another family's divorce.

    • @RoyalEnby2006
      @RoyalEnby2006 3 년 전 +84

      That sounds so true

    • @RoyalEnby2006
      @RoyalEnby2006 3 년 전 +22

      Also love your profile picture

    • @Greg......
      @Greg...... 3 년 전 +18

      You right, you right ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✨💗✨💗✨💗

    • @Qwerty-wk3jy
      @Qwerty-wk3jy 3 년 전 +5

      George whould say goodbye

    • @aloserlmao5292
      @aloserlmao5292 3 년 전 +28

      damn didn't excpect to be called out on a fucking Danny video- Drew, maybe- but Danny?

  • @Euphor1axx
    @Euphor1axx 9 개월 전 +392

    The fact that you can see the despair and sadness in dannys eyes when he found out papa was replaced really emphasises the importance of papa 😔🥀💔

  • @omnisaur6391
    @omnisaur6391 11 개월 전 +259

    Don’t be together sad that it is over, be together happy because it happened!

  • @lee-wb2wn
    @lee-wb2wn 3 년 전 +6770

    “Let’s together divorce” 💀💀

  • @pxige1946
    @pxige1946 3 년 전 +4328

    Plot twist: Johnny is purposely not eating his vegetables so mommy will call papa, and they will have a chance to be together

    • @SamiTheCuber69
      @SamiTheCuber69 3 년 전 +92

      Respect +

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 3 년 전 +66

      SamiTheCuber the innocence and naïveté of a small, confused boy who couldn’t see Papa’s abuse for what it was and there’s a reason why his momma has full custody.. U_U

    • @kiriassai4476
      @kiriassai4476 3 년 전 +4

      Nice!

    • @keiraw1808
      @keiraw1808 3 년 전 +15

      depressing like dude liike r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @julesghoulzz
      @julesghoulzz 3 년 전 +30

      To together be*

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 7 개월 전 +72

    Humpty Dumpty is actually a "what am I" riddle to which the answer is "an egg." Nursery rhyme books ruined it by putting a picture of an egg right next to it so it wasn't a riddle anymore.

  • @NeverCallEllis
    @NeverCallEllis 9 개월 전 +219

    Even 4 years later im still crying for the loss of Papa.

    • @fizzy_buzz
      @fizzy_buzz 28 일 전 +1

      someone here in the comments said: Don't be together sad that it's over, be together happy because it happened!

    • @Zickeyo
      @Zickeyo 25 일 전 +2

      5 years and I'm still sad...

    • @NeverCallEllis
      @NeverCallEllis 25 일 전 +1

      @@Zickeyo same here ):

  • @bleujaye
    @bleujaye 5 년 전 +3755

    THAT’S ALL YOU’LL EVER BE.
    *STEP-PAPA*

  • @elliebennett3779
    @elliebennett3779 5 년 전 +5355

    Conspiracy: Chad is actually the refrigerator

  • @mohammedzuhair9646
    @mohammedzuhair9646 7 개월 전 +96

    In the og rhyme they never specify that humpty was an egg

    • @namine1237
      @namine1237 개월 전 +8

      They replace the unspecified being with an egg so it was less graphic and yolk for blood

  • @Rosaelynn45
    @Rosaelynn45 개월 전 +44

    Let's together Greg.

  • @withapicketsign
    @withapicketsign 4 년 전 +8206

    Guess Billion Surprise Toys got slapped by the legal.

  • @dingodog711
    @dingodog711 3 년 전 +5610

    Guys the reason the fridge is gone is because papa got custody

    • @sleeepybae1459
      @sleeepybae1459 3 년 전 +60

      lmao

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 3 년 전 +331

      Do you think they divorced because Mommy didn’t want to raise a fucking fridge-human abomination as her own?

    • @crapjoe8634
      @crapjoe8634 3 년 전 +44

      @@nevereverr yes

    • @nixterde
      @nixterde 3 년 전 +16

      Yes.

    • @vimmey
      @vimmey 3 년 전 +7

      LMAO XD

  • @auraplayz8820
    @auraplayz8820 년 전 +270

    Theory: Jonny’s mother had been seeing Chad for a while, waiting for the perfect time to get a divorce with Jonny’s dad because he was abusive to her fridge child (like he laughed when he hurt the fridge by taking things out of it) so she had a divorce and gave the him custom of the fridge, hoping he would learn to treat it better and kept Jonny. Now, Jonny’s dad has no choice but to be a doctor to see his son and make money so that he could take care of himself and the fridge. Meanwhile, whenever Jonny’s dad has to come over to convince Jonny to eat his fruits and vegetables, Jonny’s mother would tell Chad to stay away from the house and pretend that Jonny just didn’t have a father so that Jonny’s dad wouldn’t get suspicious of her moving on so quickly.

    • @kristen8481
      @kristen8481 7 개월 전 +3

      That is a good theory.

    • @bitchfucker6669
      @bitchfucker6669 7 개월 전

      oh my god

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 7 개월 전 +11

      giving him custody of the fridge he always bullied in the hopes he'd treat it better is kind of a terrible idea in hindsight

    • @gore_engross
      @gore_engross 개월 전

      the bst lore is intense fr…

  • @Skrunkleton404
    @Skrunkleton404 5 개월 전 +45

    Even five years later, I still love and miss papa. Fly high king 👑

  • @TheGreatNoodle
    @TheGreatNoodle 5 년 전 +464

    "Papa" isn't actually the real father of those children. I believe that the new Chadman has had to go to war around the time the mother was pregnant, who then had an affair with her doctor long enough for everyone to know him as Papa. Now that he has returned, the doctor can no longer be part of the family he fell in love with and can only communicate with them as their doctor again.

  • @miriamfuchs1065
    @miriamfuchs1065 4 년 전 +1834

    The refrigerator was Papa’s kid from his first girlfriend or wife , a female refrigerator. Then, after Papa left, the refrigerator went with him, because he (the pink refrigerator) is not mommy’s real son.

  • @user-cv7nf8fc6o
    @user-cv7nf8fc6o 개월 전 +14

    5 years later and I'm still devastated. Poor Papa. He didn't deserve this.

  • @juniperblackenstine2156
    @juniperblackenstine2156 4 개월 전 +37

    Now that Danny has a son of his own. I think we can all truly understand why he was so upset when Papa was replaced soooo easily.

  • @Prince_Jacob_11
    @Prince_Jacob_11 2 년 전 +5596

    Papa and mama be like:
    *let's togethern't*

  • @sashaaawww
    @sashaaawww 5 년 전 +1883

    My stepdad walked in my room right when he said *That's all you'll ever be. Step papa.* He just walked out.

    • @maliyahmassengill5353
      @maliyahmassengill5353 5 년 전 +56

      If that happened to me he’d smash my phone/computer 😂

    • @boon9892
      @boon9892 5 년 전 +14

      LMAO

    • @alexisbruton3689
      @alexisbruton3689 5 년 전 +112

      Sasha Wingard
      i was watching this the other day on the tv and my stepdad walked in right before that and watched until that part and just looked at me and laughed and my mom was like oKAY LETS WATCH RUDOLPH

    • @katemcconn5252
      @katemcconn5252 5 년 전 +33

      That's a big oof

    • @akshatkumar2935
      @akshatkumar2935 5 년 전 +18

      That totally happened

  • @loganharvill5394
    @loganharvill5394 2 개월 전 +17

    I think the reason mama moved on to chad is cuz she finally found out that the refrigerator was papas illegitimate child

  • @abigailwollam6894
    @abigailwollam6894 11 개월 전 +24

    I say “let’s together sad” like at work and I wish at least one mofo knew the reference because I make my own damn self laugh every time.

  • @evieseals202
    @evieseals202 5 년 전 +3637

    “Mommy called the doctor and the doctor said”
    Karen let me see the kids💔

  • @magic8ballin
    @magic8ballin 5 년 전 +534

    “He’s so ripped. And so hot. How can I compete with that? I’m humpty dumbty cause you shattered me. Now let’s together sad.”
    BARS

    • @lisamarkey7895
      @lisamarkey7895 5 년 전 +4

      GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG NOW THATS *BARS*

    • @michaelthomas305
      @michaelthomas305 5 년 전 +4

      *Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang*
      Now that's bars

    • @enkeladdevetaku6690
      @enkeladdevetaku6690 5 년 전

      Sodak Tn now thats cancer

    • @michaelthomas305
      @michaelthomas305 5 년 전 +2

      @@enkeladdevetaku6690 thanks

  • @Whyamiheredotnet
    @Whyamiheredotnet 개월 전 +8

    Danny just being extremely pissed about them replacing papa will always make me smile.

  • @Zen-day404
    @Zen-day404 6 개월 전 +32

    This is still Danny’s funniest video and an emotional roller coaster from laughing to crying at the dad song

  • @foxtrotsys
    @foxtrotsys 3 년 전 +3211

    they did papa so dirty that everyone who watched this is gonna need a together bath

  • @komododragon6397
    @komododragon6397 3 년 전 +1752

    Top 5 saddest anime deaths:
    1.Papa being replaced
    2.Papa being replaced
    3.Papa being replaced
    4.Papa being replaced
    5.Papa being replaced

  • @honestlywolfie
    @honestlywolfie 3 개월 전 +18

    5 years later, I’m still bawling.

  • @ugurdm
    @ugurdm 개월 전 +11

    0:05 Danny saved his entire iP address lol

  • @chrystianlennon8803
    @chrystianlennon8803 4 년 전 +26003

    When he got rejected, he went to medical school and turned his life around.

    • @butt3012
      @butt3012 4 년 전 +1347

      chad can't compete

    • @alexsmith3697
      @alexsmith3697 4 년 전 +1279

      Bet the mom is regretting that divorce now.

    • @kaitaylor7269
      @kaitaylor7269 4 년 전 +725

      they divorced due to financial issues they have a song called shopping about with that Chad (yes i did research on the channel)

    • @theviper5064
      @theviper5064 4 년 전 +420

      @@alexsmith3697 the doctor coat made him somehow hotter than chad

    • @watercooler.romance9133
      @watercooler.romance9133 4 년 전 +243

      There's no way *chad* is any better for her or Johnny

  • @systemk9488
    @systemk9488 5 년 전 +8294

    "Let's together sad" omfg

    • @calliel9188
      @calliel9188 5 년 전 +74

      Johnny Johnny: I-I-I... Yes papa.... *Sobs next to Dolly*

    • @juliecole5192
      @juliecole5192 5 년 전 +57

      "Next time just let me die"

    • @V1be0ut
      @V1be0ut 5 년 전 +8

      I'm your 1k like m8 your welcome 😂

    • @systemk9488
      @systemk9488 5 년 전 +4

      Shotzy Thanks lol

    • @tiorinaya2104
      @tiorinaya2104 5 년 전 +15

      Jesus that hurt me internally

  • @misopeachy
    @misopeachy 24 일 전 +5

    Can't believe its been 5 years since this video, here is my annual return lol
    - every time I watch this I see my own previous comments, I literally see how I've aged through them.
    - been here from 12 to 17, first comment from when the video came out I see my cringey comment to then one from 2 years ago that has a somewhat "i'm 14 and this is deep" vibe.

    • @Cryodrakon2
      @Cryodrakon2 6 일 전

      Ye, I been rewatching Danny's vids recently to cure my brain from doomscrolling, and the nostalgia is crazy

  • @yoon__815
    @yoon__815 3 개월 전 +10

    damn. "if you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli' makes me so sad 😭

  • @braindead2828
    @braindead2828 5 년 전 +531

    Papa was arrested for child abuse because he didn’t let him eat. The fridge was taken for examination to see how it survives. The papa isn’t allowed within 15 ft of a kid. He’s still allowed to be a paediatrician though.

    • @-anifros2318
      @-anifros2318 5 년 전 +8

      facts

    • @jasonhu9505
      @jasonhu9505 5 년 전

      Makes sense

    • @autisticchimp3568
      @autisticchimp3568 5 년 전 +1

      I made this a comment similar then found yours at least i tried to be original

    • @Ana-vb8vr
      @Ana-vb8vr 5 년 전

      What about the shampoo girl

    • @rebeca8695
      @rebeca8695 5 년 전

      😂 and that's why parents have to call the doctor, cause he can't get near his pacients

  • @annmarievolpe1978
    @annmarievolpe1978 3 년 전 +1971

    *"lets together divorce!"*
    *"HAHAHAHA"*
    *that is how they divorced.*

  • @deadkridnapper1135
    @deadkridnapper1135 7 개월 전 +6

    bro almost got doxxed with his first sentence

  • @user-ls9ui9ek4r
    @user-ls9ui9ek4r 2 개월 전 +4

    of all the random stuff in this i love that he legit got triggered when papa was replaced

  • @tinawilson6938
    @tinawilson6938 5 년 전 +532

    Papa: Let's together sad
    Edgy teen: Woah that's deep

  • @yolkii6747
    @yolkii6747 3 년 전 +3651

    He drank water
    He played tennis
    He laughed at his wife
    *we all miss papa..*

  • @SpammingY-pp2ru
    @SpammingY-pp2ru 6 개월 전 +9

    "Let's together sad" lol

  • @forestwolfproductions1287

    "Now let's together sad....."

  • @HS-pm1ro
    @HS-pm1ro 5 년 전 +18771

    Papa left because he was sick of Johnny’s lies

  • @boopbop2092
    @boopbop2092 4 년 전 +1162

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
    He said, "Don't get the horses, and don't get the men,"
    "so I won't have to suffer, not ever again."

  • @user-xy9jd2yl7f
    @user-xy9jd2yl7f 개월 전 +5

    “Just slide and come”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vyuzen5464
    @vyuzen5464 7 개월 전 +10

    the real papa was the friends we made along the way

  • @sol8449
    @sol8449 4 년 전 +3890

    The mom really said “I’m gonna together bath with Chad”

  • @hw4703
    @hw4703 3 년 전 +2180

    THE KIDS ARE SO FREAKISHLY BIG COMPARED TO THE ADULTS, I HATE IT.
    Edit: wow ya’ll liked this comment..

  • @Caspertheghost000
    @Caspertheghost000 6 개월 전 +8

    4 years later, and that song still hits.

  • @melvin9888
    @melvin9888 2 개월 전 +5

    Half a decade later and the kid has either been replaced or redesigned , and the new papa is still a permanent fixture it seems. This is judging by their recent thumb-nails only . Being that I am way too lazy to actually watch one of those things. Also they added “nursery rhythms and cartoons “ to their name
    All the models have been redone, dolly(the sister) is now blonde, but I think the mom and new papa have kept their models

  • @bobbyculver7396
    @bobbyculver7396 4 년 전 +2655

    I've cracked the story billion surprise toys was trying to tell us all along. In the first video Danny said papa had an illegitimate child with a fridge. That must have been why mommy divorced him. Because he wasn't a loyal husband she had no problem getting with Chad. This would also explain why there isn't a refrigerator; papa was the biological father so in the child settlements he got refrigerator and mommy got Johnny.

  • @bigbodbod
    @bigbodbod 5 년 전 +805

    Maybe the mom just got sick of papa laughing at her for no real reason

  • @jesusfreak180
    @jesusfreak180 7 개월 전 +12

    I legit almost cried listening to that song. JUSTICE FOR PAPA

  • @garrettknox572
    @garrettknox572 년 전 +16

    As someone who’s gone through a similar situation to papa I feel for him so hard it hurts and this song hits me harder than most even though it’s a meme song

  • @Jay-kz4td
    @Jay-kz4td 3 년 전 +2929

    Moral of the story: Don't be an egg,
    Be a Gregg

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 3 년 전 +21

      Underrated comment

    • @annscribbs
      @annscribbs 3 년 전 +4

      Alex Wolf I agree

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 3 년 전 +7

      this. is. so. darn. underrated.
      you, in my eyes, are truly Greg. and I think 177 other people agree

    • @bellbito7318
      @bellbito7318 3 년 전 +2

      Jewwy meek on it.

    • @weewoo6111
      @weewoo6111 3 년 전 +3

      Leaving a comment here so that I dont ruin the 420 likes
      I'll wait for some other people to ruin it

  • @deathwish-gg8wz
    @deathwish-gg8wz 4 년 전 +2751

    we all know they didn't delete Danny's video because they were scared of him checking his legal options

    • @saradunlop8054
      @saradunlop8054 4 년 전 +152

      You mean they were afraid of him slapping legal

    • @kc-eq4tk
      @kc-eq4tk 4 년 전 +80

      Yea they would get slapped by legal

    • @eel000
      @eel000 4 년 전 +57

      fuck everybody here already made the “slapped by legal” joke before I could

    • @lagjars
      @lagjars 4 년 전 +16

      They didn’t want to get slapped by legal

    • @tpose990
      @tpose990 4 년 전 +12

      @@saradunlop8054 NO DONT GET SLAPPED BY LEGAL IM IN A INFINITE LOOP OF DEATH BECAUSE OF IT

  • @Silvermooshroom
    @Silvermooshroom 6 개월 전 +7

    I can listen to the Papa goodbye song forever it hit so hard like that-

  • @widow216
    @widow216 18 일 전 +6

    lets together remarry

  • @pillsevans2947
    @pillsevans2947 4 년 전 +2466

    The worst part of the songs is they have absolutely no rhythm. They literally just jam all these words into the beat and it's not catchy whatsoever lol does this not bother anyone else?

    • @pinkafide3886
      @pinkafide3886 4 년 전 +74

      Pills Evans true, listening to the songs make my ears bleed

    • @xsparxly7164
      @xsparxly7164 4 년 전 +54

      OMG yes! It bothers me so much. Like, along with it being auto tuned as hell, it doesn’t even rhyme..

    • @tashicaelwin9558
      @tashicaelwin9558 4 년 전 +6

      Hi

    • @zooweemama_3978
      @zooweemama_3978 4 년 전 +15

      What are you on about I bop to them whenever I hear them

    • @evansfavs
      @evansfavs 4 년 전 +29

      lets together bath, lets together bath, come come everybody just come

  • @iceflurry7907
    @iceflurry7907 5 년 전 +5851

    "This HOTTER, ripped, clean shaven, HOTTER HOT guy."
    what the heck danny
    do you have a crush on chad

    • @Rumi0o0
      @Rumi0o0 5 년 전 +329

      Chad actually looks like danny ._.

    • @MinYoongi-cw2hv
      @MinYoongi-cw2hv 5 년 전 +45

      Hahaha so true 😂

    • @soph6246
      @soph6246 5 년 전 +117

      Don’t forget, he’s also younger

    • @catgirl3259
      @catgirl3259 5 년 전 +155

      He should have said "Did I mention he's hot?"

    • @mm1nki
      @mm1nki 5 년 전 +30

      HmMmM danny??

  • @Coolguy_7
    @Coolguy_7 개월 전 +2

    Humpty Dumpty was actually the nickname for a real Cannon that was used in the war they made the nursery rhyme to encourage people to come and try to destroy the cannon and all the king's horses and All the King's Men couldn't put the cannon back together again

  • @Leviathans88
    @Leviathans88 4 개월 전 +13

    4:41 is that the flood escape music? 😭

  • @skatewang2005
    @skatewang2005 3 년 전 +11169

    Papa and the refrigerator had enough, so they were like: *Let's together leave*

    • @Jeyc333
      @Jeyc333 3 년 전 +479

      “Let’s together for to leave” *sang with the generic bst backing track*

    • @silverwings9971
      @silverwings9971 3 년 전 +45

      Lol

    • @HEXE-ft5cv
      @HEXE-ft5cv 3 년 전 +93

      Honestly, this is an underrated comment

    • @exoticyui1384
      @exoticyui1384 3 년 전 +33

      underrated comment

    • @minaashido1069
      @minaashido1069 3 년 전 +102

      *Let’s together leave, let’s together leave :D*

  • @sophieprins4923
    @sophieprins4923 5 년 전 +428

    Broccoli
    -: prevents cancer
    -: regulates blood pressure
    -: promotes healthy bones
    -: maintains heart health
    -: supports eye health
    -: boosts brain power
    damn broccoli is one hell of a drug

    • @lawnmowerexpert8324
      @lawnmowerexpert8324 5 년 전 +20

      Those bullet points really do look like dicks

    • @mollymc1464
      @mollymc1464 5 년 전 +4

      Hows a toddler supposed to enderstand this shit😂😂

    • @limeplayz1878
      @limeplayz1878 5 년 전 +13

      That’s good and all but what happens if you don’t eat broccoli
      - Johnny can see his dad

  • @NubbyDubby
    @NubbyDubby 7 일 전 +1

    actual humpty: **a fucking canon**
    nursery rihms: **unborn chicken baby**

  • @BigManQuibble
    @BigManQuibble 6 개월 전 +7

    12:25 WE GETTING ALL THE BALL ICE CREAM WITH THIS ONE💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @dr.alexei7368
    @dr.alexei7368 4 년 전 +1434

    Danny *legit about to cry when Chad walks in*: His name is probably Chad.

  • @scrub5078
    @scrub5078 4 년 전 +1971

    The virgin Chad:
    -too hot
    -too muscular
    -not Jhonny's dad
    -too young for mommy
    -no fridges in sight
    The Chad Papa
    -not that hot
    -shrimp sized
    -Jhonny's dad
    -just the right age for mommy
    -fridge son

    • @strawberrygoldfiish8606
      @strawberrygoldfiish8606 4 년 전 +9

      Zturtt Games 😭✊

    • @hades.5514
      @hades.5514 4 년 전 +12

      I would pick the the not hot one because its his actual father
      **insert chad you are not the father here**

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 4 년 전 +7

      @Zturtt Games yeah that sh** be my child

    • @Lemodo1
      @Lemodo1 4 년 전 +1

      Cool beans

    • @MCPilot1201
      @MCPilot1201 3 년 전 +16

      not that hot?! Papa is the sexiest man alive! What are you talking sbout?! Have you seen his moustache?!

  • @robinarmour957
    @robinarmour957 10 개월 전 +18

    6:33 THE WAY DANNY SAYS "just slide and come"

  • @unfairygodmother
    @unfairygodmother 2 개월 전 +2

    Calling the doctor to get your kids to eat their broccoli is the equivalent of calling Santa when they've been bad.

  • @Jadean_
    @Jadean_ 5 년 전 +5600

    Let's all together sad with the departure of papa

    • @Jake-ur6iy
      @Jake-ur6iy 5 년 전 +17

      😂😂🤣

    • @melaniefrog195
      @melaniefrog195 4 년 전 +87

      come everybody JUST COME

    • @imaminor5856
      @imaminor5856 4 년 전 +4

      Melanie Cottonhearts 4 hours ago-

    • @avabrant4503
      @avabrant4503 4 년 전

      Yeah_It_Me omfg😂😂😂😂

    • @dvdcbb
      @dvdcbb 4 년 전 +11

      Hey I found a bouncey here come bounce and have fun so we can be happy

  • @jdthebanana7967
    @jdthebanana7967 3 년 전 +3463

    Plot twist, johnny isn't eating his vegetables to see his dad

  • @Bob-11647
    @Bob-11647 7 개월 전 +5

    I thought the doctors would raid the house and shove the vegetables into their mouth.

  • @user-mt3rl7bf1i
    @user-mt3rl7bf1i 개월 전 +3

    The fact that my parents are divorced makes this 10 times funnier

  • @The_hilarious-girl
    @The_hilarious-girl 2 년 전 +13836

    Lore: Papa never left, he just got a job as a doctor that works almost 24 hours a day, the 'mom' is actually cheating with papa with Chad. She only calls papa to make him think that everything is okay.

  • @ShadowMancer97
    @ShadowMancer97 3 년 전 +1742

    Johnny doesn’t eat his veggies cuz that’s the only way he can see papa again

    • @santassecretsugarbaby4543
      @santassecretsugarbaby4543 3 년 전 +67

      Sh*t that's deep

    • @fjddhhrfg6097
      @fjddhhrfg6097 3 년 전 +47

      AW THATS SO SAD

    • @rav10l12
      @rav10l12 3 년 전 +34

      It took me 2 minutes to realize why Johnny doesn’t eat his veggies........... 😔 😔

    • @kookiecream7259
      @kookiecream7259 3 년 전 +6

      Imma go and cry now

    • @PieGrip
      @PieGrip 3 년 전 +12

      Like on the part of the lyrics:
      If you ever want to see me just dont eat your broccoli, oh.

  • @Dino_nuggets749
    @Dino_nuggets749 5 개월 전 +4

    3:37 Papa took the talking Refrigerator with him during the divorce

  • @JohnDoe-sd8nb
    @JohnDoe-sd8nb 8 개월 전 +4

    Next thing we know, we're gonna be waking up tomorrow morning and MatPat is going to be diving into the lore of BST.

  • @ryan_69420
    @ryan_69420 3 년 전 +1983

    Are we just gonna look passed the
    fact that papa can blow helium from his lungs

  • @Dyno_tron
    @Dyno_tron 3 년 전 +4781

    Johnny Johnny
    Yes chad
    Eating sugar
    No Chad
    Telling lies
    No Chad
    Call me dad
    No way Chad

  • @Kroner4418
    @Kroner4418 20 일 전 +4

    Danny lowkey looks like step-papa

    • @Shuichi377
      @Shuichi377 14 일 전 +1

      And Zed be looking like that messed up kid 😭( dont take this serious)

    • @Kroner4418
      @Kroner4418 12 일 전

      OMG YES😭

  • @maxtonfair6438
    @maxtonfair6438 24 일 전 +4

    They be talking like yoda for real

  • @abigailsnider8348
    @abigailsnider8348 4 년 전 +770

    “Im Humpty Dumpty cause you shattered me now let’s together sad”

  • @ce8196
    @ce8196 3 년 전 +2042

    WHY IS JOHNNYS HAIR SO REALISTIC BUT HIS FACE IS ANIMATED

  • @seahawksandhiphop
    @seahawksandhiphop 개월 전 +3

    the sound effects for the women sound like they're from a certain type of movie

  • @annadoingrandomthings9066

    that song was highly emotional

  • @rhoshinybh5296
    @rhoshinybh5296 3 년 전 +5832

    I can't even imagine what Danny's KRplus recommendations will be like after seeing all these kid videos.

  • @magnaillusion6085
    @magnaillusion6085 4 년 전 +4402

    "Jonathan, Jonathan"
    "Yes, paternal figure?"
    "Plotting my demotion?"
    "No, my patriarch"
    "Trying to commit perjury?"
    "Negative, father"
    "Activate the muscles to facilitate the opening of your mandible"
    *dark red barf intensifies*

  • @tandicook5626
    @tandicook5626 8 개월 전 +4

    F for Papa