What If We Detonated All Nuclear Bombs at Once?

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    What happens if we make a huge pile from all 15,000 nuclear bombs and pull the trigger? And what happens if we make an even bigger pile?
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  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 3 년 전 +3040

    Cockroaches be like:
    Eh, that was a big storm.

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 3 년 전 +23

      🤣

    • @arthur1596
      @arthur1596 3 년 전 +70

      Yes since they can survive a nuclear explosion

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 3 년 전 +36

      @@arthur1596 can they survive the radiation too?

    • @just-a-fossil
      @just-a-fossil 3 년 전 +70

      @@HOAXYT01 yep

    • @kellybeany1
      @kellybeany1 3 년 전 +108

      _and that's why I want to be rebirthed as a cockroach_

  • @brampedgex1288
    @brampedgex1288 4 년 전 +5014

    4:59 “bedrock is vaporized instantly”
    Steve: *impossible.*

  • @Videos5418
    @Videos5418 년 전 +2243

    As a brazilian, it was a huge honor to host this event so you all can see. Thanks for the oportunity, and you'rel welcome

    • @Unknown_xzy
      @Unknown_xzy 11 개월 전 +37

      You would get obliterated

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 11 개월 전 +21

      Atleast the radiation will kill forests before fire do

    • @betweenskyandsea
      @betweenskyandsea 10 개월 전 +42

      Thank you for your service! We’re a little jealous that you’ll feel nothing at all while we wait here halfway around the world for our turn.

    • @dustinfiore4843
      @dustinfiore4843 10 개월 전 +3

      R.I.P u if ur in Brazil aka South America

    • @Videos5418
      @Videos5418 10 개월 전 +13

      @@dustinfiore4843 gringos being gringos, probably american. I dont need your RIP dude, im very well, thanks.

  • @royalminstrel
    @royalminstrel 9 개월 전 +481

    "But at this point, it really doesn't matter anymore."
    It's grim when lethal radioactive fallout covering the planet is the least of our problems.

    • @phongnam5653
      @phongnam5653 5 개월 전 +3

      What if sun replace with antimatter?

    • @Bingusgepanzert
      @Bingusgepanzert 5 개월 전

      @@phongnam5653 kaboom

    • @Jan-ok1sz
      @Jan-ok1sz 개월 전 +1

      Banghatan

    • @kaylabailey7950
      @kaylabailey7950 개월 전

      Bengtucky

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 개월 전 +1

      Actually there would be relatively no radioactive fallout. It would be destroyed in the blast. So I don't take anything this channel says serious if they didn't know the most basic of information about a nuclear blast. The bigger the blast the less radioactive fallout.

  • @vukstajic9582
    @vukstajic9582 2 년 전 +18524

    A teacher from the new species: “So, why did humans go extinct?”
    Children: “To show nature who's boss”

    • @solivagant1170
      @solivagant1170 2 년 전 +367

      You sure it’s not supposed to be the children asking the teacher?

    • @vukstajic9582
      @vukstajic9582 2 년 전 +983

      @@solivagant1170 I thought like she was just asking them to be sure they learned, I thought it sounded funnier

    • @solivagant1170
      @solivagant1170 2 년 전 +181

      @@vukstajic9582 Ah, yeah. Makes sense.

    • @facundobatista9721
      @facundobatista9721 2 년 전 +128

      No regrets, It's a good tale

    • @samahabahbeh5867
      @samahabahbeh5867 2 년 전 +54

      I can't stop laughing!!!

  • @Zorua16xoxo
    @Zorua16xoxo 5 년 전 +29885

    "So, how did they go extinct?"
    "They blew up the planet just to see what would happen."

  • @tedyu1735
    @tedyu1735 10 개월 전 +59

    I love how he says it so calmly while the situation is meaning basically all life dying and he doesn't care one bit.

  • @LoserZV
    @LoserZV 10 개월 전 +161

    The massive crater on the Earth at the outro was a very nice touch indeed, not to mention all the blink-and-you'll-miss-it bits of humor strewn around the video. Keep up the great work! :D

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 3 년 전 +19589

    “Let’s put our nuke in the middle of the Amazon, just to show nature who’s boss”
    *Humanity goes extinct*
    *Nature survives*

    • @qanon7958
      @qanon7958 3 년 전 +225

      It didn't tho, i mean humanity didn't went extinct

    • @ONE-vt1fz
      @ONE-vt1fz 3 년 전 +1012

      It is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to kill all of nature, unless you literally destroyed the planet (I don’t mean burning the surface to the ground, I mean literally breaking the planet into dust) and even then nature wouldn’t die immediately thanks to these microscopic creatures called “water bears”

    • @k.3004
      @k.3004 3 년 전 +404

      @@qanon7958 The intelligent life appearing in the video a few million years after had three fingers and a tail. Humanity did go extinct if the only people surviving live in submarines and bunkers.

    • @qanon7958
      @qanon7958 3 년 전 +106

      @@k.3004 That was if we mined all uranium on earth and turned it into nukes tho, not the initial all nukes on the amazon

    • @istheyear-ry1el
      @istheyear-ry1el 3 년 전 +56

      @@ONE-vt1fz we cant destroy nature our lives depend on nature

  • @mwangiwanjau5368
    @mwangiwanjau5368 3 년 전 +3985

    "Let's say we create 10 billion Hiroshima bombs"
    Earth: *Resets to factory settings*

  • @luna-bd9tq
    @luna-bd9tq 8 개월 전 +25

    I watched Oppenheimer few days ago and was troubled by the same question few days ago. It helped me cleared my doubts.

    • @KeonGarrett-zu2gp
      @KeonGarrett-zu2gp 개월 전 +1

      I like your anime girl logo

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 개월 전 +1

      ⁠@@KeonGarrett-zu2gpnot just any. That’s Ai Hoshino, put respect on her name fr

    • @KeonGarrett-zu2gp
      @KeonGarrett-zu2gp 개월 전 +1

      What do you mean respect on her name

    • @ivyinkwell1754
      @ivyinkwell1754 29 일 전

      ​@angryboi595 Boi she just looks like a generic anime girl to me, idk wtf makes her cool or badass or interesting! I get that your a fan, but we're not, and we're just confused.

    • @ivyinkwell1754
      @ivyinkwell1754 29 일 전 +1

      Also I don't fetishize weeb culture enough to know if I should be impressed by a name like Ai Hoshino. I'm sorry but that's just a bunch of syllables mixed up to me.

  • @user-ef9yw4sj1d
    @user-ef9yw4sj1d 5 개월 전 +18

    Thank you, Kurzgesagt. I am currently under a huge workload and am encountering multiple health issues at the same time. You always find a way to calm me

  • @anarous4252
    @anarous4252 3 년 전 +2223

    10 billion Nukes: *explodes*
    Earth: *turns on dark mode*

    • @pumpkinhead7466
      @pumpkinhead7466 3 년 전 +33

      This joke was vastly underappreciated

    • @anarous4252
      @anarous4252 3 년 전 +7

      @@pumpkinhead7466 thank you 😂😊

    • @rmuiyi880
      @rmuiyi880 3 년 전 +6

      @@pumpkinhead7466 fr lol

    • @papiabose3424
      @papiabose3424 3 년 전 +3

      Neither artificial intelligence nor asteroid human will himself destroy human civilization

    • @pumpkinhead7466
      @pumpkinhead7466 3 년 전 +5

      @@papiabose3424 first, you gotta learn what grammar is. I had a stroke reading that. Also, if humans create an AI that becomes sentient and destroys human life they still would've destroyed themselves with their own creation, so maybe that wasn't the best example.

  • @scummyfish
    @scummyfish 2 년 전 +8541

    When you hear "Bedrock is vaporized", you know that's serious shit.

  • @AriNava1
    @AriNava1 8 개월 전 +6

    imagine being these geologists from the future finding out that the last life on earth just decided to destroy itself

  • @L0st_russian
    @L0st_russian 8 개월 전 +15

    3:30 POV you fart in your classroom

  • @emidroob
    @emidroob 3 년 전 +1005

    "Kaboom?"
    "Yes Rico, Kaboom!"

  • @sirotteriv5684
    @sirotteriv5684 3 년 전 +3876

    “Hey Ferb, I know what we are going to do today”

    • @skullarmy3339
      @skullarmy3339 3 년 전 +236

      Moooom,Daaaad, Phineas and Ferb are detonating every nuclear bomb at once!!!
      Mom: oh what a lovely experiment

    • @sebastianhanson781
      @sebastianhanson781 3 년 전 +10

      Lmao

    • @electricairways
      @electricairways 3 년 전 +8

      Uh oh

    • @bismarckinwotb4150
      @bismarckinwotb4150 3 년 전 +22

      Hey Phineas, watcha doin?

    • @skullarmy3339
      @skullarmy3339 3 년 전 +38

      Phineas=* looks round corner where the pile of bombs are in which his mom can't see*
      *Watches as an interdimentional portal teleports them to a alternate universe*
      Also Phineas= oh um nothing
      Meanwhile at ☆DOOFENSHMIRTS EVIL INCORPORATEEEEEED☆
      DOOFENSHMIRTS :NO NONONONO
      PERRY! YOU JUST RUINED THE INTERGALACTUNIVERSIATOR!
      Perry: platypus sounds (oof in his language)

  • @1118saori
    @1118saori 8 개월 전 +91

    Thank you for creating a wonderful video. I am Japanese. My grandpa's friends experienced new clear damages for a long time. such as leukemia, cancer, blindness and infertility. It was terrible to image. Absolutely NO nuclear war should ever happen.

    • @DengXianglong
      @DengXianglong 8 개월 전 +5

      But you guys pour some nuclear water to the ocean🤣

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 7 개월 전

      ​@@DengXianglongfound the Chinese shill.
      It is common knowledge that the water being dumped is well within the safe levels established by national regulation boards. Just because your government says its not, doesn't mean it's true.

    • @Nano_Rex57
      @Nano_Rex57 7 개월 전 +10

      ​@@DengXianglongWHICH is filtered, while China releases a lot of unfiltered Radioactive water which causes environmental damages to the Corals, Fish, Planktons, and etc.

    • @DengXianglong
      @DengXianglong 7 개월 전

      @@Nano_Rex57 Oh, what's up bro. If things were as you say, the Western media would never be as silent as they are towards to Japan. In fact, Taiwan has been testing the waters around China for years and nothing has happened. The ocean is so healthy. But we know nothing about Japan's discharge of nuclear wastewater. Except for Japan's own statement, they do not allow others to test it(even IAEA can't do it). Considering the misdeeds of Tokyo Electric Power Company in lying, I have a hard time trusting them.

    • @cowmagic-dm1no
      @cowmagic-dm1no 6 개월 전

      @@Nano_Rex57 Since you think it is harmless, please drink it

  • @user-kc8qj2qs5t
    @user-kc8qj2qs5t 10 개월 전 +10

    Omg! I was seeking for this tutorial for like, YEARS! Thank you very much! The tutorial it self is so detailed! 🤩💥

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 5 년 전 +5363

    kurzgesagt: *what is consciousness?*
    also kurzgesagt: hehe big boom.

    • @ckidphotography1318
      @ckidphotography1318 5 년 전 +29

      Cool Doggo 😂😂💀

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 5 년 전 +61

      Its like the end of every Mythbusters Episode :D

    • @lek2269
      @lek2269 5 년 전 +2

      Cool Doggo What happened to the old comment?

    • @MrGOTAMA420
      @MrGOTAMA420 5 년 전 +1

      So ,your saying this has happened before?

    • @gfyGoogle
      @gfyGoogle 5 년 전 +3

      Dead 💀

  • @revrev5821
    @revrev5821 4 년 전 +3730

    Man: detonates every nuke at once
    Earth: 0 fps *crashes*

    • @fabiospasiano9885
      @fabiospasiano9885 4 년 전 +95

      Rev Gaming Universe.exe stopped working

    • @completedomination788
      @completedomination788 4 년 전 +37

      Server:earth has join the game
      Server:earth left the game

    • @penguin7554
      @penguin7554 4 년 전 +2

      lmfa0

    • @caasinotwen231
      @caasinotwen231 4 년 전 +14

      for my computer, one nuke is enough to blow it up

    • @ramieg4693
      @ramieg4693 4 년 전 +9

      Fabio Spasiano ya just the universe wouldn’t be affected in any way shape or form since earth is a grain of sand inside a whole milky way full of sand

  • @macteam1964
    @macteam1964 3 개월 전 +4

    5:00 you know the situation is bad when even bedrock is splashing like water

  • @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493

    The low bell ring is such a fitting noise for the second explosion lol.

  • @sebastianpog
    @sebastianpog 5 년 전 +5011

    5:00 "Bedrock is vaporized in an instant"
    Minecraft player: "Wait. That's illegal"

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 5 년 전 +306

      **Steve wants to know your location.**

    • @Josegpluna
      @Josegpluna 5 년 전 +227

      *Steve trying to craft a nuclear bomb*
      Steve: wait thats a mod

    • @noisyash4234
      @noisyash4234 5 년 전 +17

      @@Josegpluna yep RR

    • @bitter___
      @bitter___ 5 년 전 +39

      Steve trys to curse on christian minecraft server wait... o shit that’s illegal

    • @czar2292
      @czar2292 5 년 전 +58

      @Yuki You your a moron thinking Minecraft sucks

  • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830

    "half of humanity would be wiped out in an instant"
    Thanos: *heavy breathing*

  • @Alberthawai
    @Alberthawai 8 개월 전 +5

    The last one breaked bedrock 💀💀

  • @geekygamer1763
    @geekygamer1763 년 전 +14

    I mean, this assumes the combination of all the nukes will have the same yield as the sum of its parts. With such a violent reaction a ton of material will just get blown away before it can go boom. Even if the nuke were synced perfectly, you would still have to deal with the explosions’ interference with each other.

  • @Blankace.
    @Blankace. 5 년 전 +585

    Humans: Destroy all life.
    Aliens: "Absolute mad lads"

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 5 년 전 +15

      God: damn those asshole humans destroying my creations

    • @alibenkhalid4192
      @alibenkhalid4192 5 년 전 +5

      Hands down the best comment in this comment section😂😂😂 the rest are old mediocre feel-good memes

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 5 년 전 +3

      @That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God during flood: those assholes are turning evil. I'm gonna go ahead and smite them all

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 년 전

      David Bowie: *Malicious smile*

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 5 년 전 +2

      @That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God: *YEET*

  • @comradebartek4524
    @comradebartek4524 2 년 전 +2978

    Nuclear weapons: exist
    Kurzgesagnt: “You are going to Brazil!”

  • @stachiosaurus9787
    @stachiosaurus9787 10 개월 전 +4

    This one made me chuckle quite a bit. Thanks everyone for putting in the hard work!

  • @TovarishRopgik
    @TovarishRopgik 9 개월 전 +13

    "I have become death, destroyer of worlds"

  • @ItzYaBoi9147
    @ItzYaBoi9147 5 년 전 +9200

    Future intelligent life: "So these idiots killed themselves just to see what happens. Good job."

  • @kharga9046
    @kharga9046 4 년 전 +3595

    “Would be the equivalent of 3 billion tons of TNT”
    Don’t do it man that’s gonna crash the server!

  • @talthan
    @talthan 8 개월 전 +3

    gotta love at 6:03 the fallout T-45 helmet

  • @baotrangia3417
    @baotrangia3417 4 개월 전 +1

    We thank you for your effort and time in making videos like this, not only for searching, entertaining, and storing knowledge but also for educating!

  • @royalblanket
    @royalblanket 3 년 전 +42168

    That's a pretty intense gender reveal

    • @squacket
      @squacket 3 년 전 +1328

      I like this this is funny

    • @genesis5347
      @genesis5347 3 년 전 +2046

      But does green mean it's Shrek?

    • @squacket
      @squacket 3 년 전 +833

      @@genesis5347 Yes Gesis shrek is gender

    • @Novice_Maker
      @Novice_Maker 3 년 전 +497

      ITS A BOOOOOOOYY

    • @fbidog9942
      @fbidog9942 3 년 전 +241

      Uhh what time did the gender reveal happen in the time of the vid

  • @caralhogames533
    @caralhogames533 4 년 전 +5786

    "lets use the Amazon Rainforest"
    Me a Brazillian: *oh no*

    • @someinsignificantguy4433
      @someinsignificantguy4433 4 년 전 +338

      Its actually good, because you'll die fast without suffering

    • @conundrum60690
      @conundrum60690 4 년 전 +219

      You kidding? You guys are the lucky ones. For you it's over in an instant, you wouldn't even realize it had happened.

    • @R1des
      @R1des 4 년 전 +40

      ...and an area the size of ^your own country^ was destroyed in the amazon today
      Wales for me.

    • @sournois90
      @sournois90 4 년 전 +40

      vish kk

    • @HayatoByakurai
      @HayatoByakurai 4 년 전 +21

      @@R1des Huh? Brazil has over 8.5 million km^2, which is about 3 thousand times the destruction radius of the first scenario.

  • @kidsacct6892
    @kidsacct6892 9 개월 전 +2

    Oh! So THATS why Robert J. Oppenheimer thought he ended the world.

  • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
    @AlchemistOfNirnroot 11 개월 전 +3

    6:03 A Power Armour Helmet (from the Fallout franchise). Nice touch, Kurzgesagt.

  • @darktigersoul7007
    @darktigersoul7007 5 년 전 +21670

    “Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.”
    *Albert Einstein*

    • @PRYDAX
      @PRYDAX 5 년 전 +2941

      Wait does that mean that there is delicious food waiting for us on the atomic bombs?

    • @PrabhjotSingh-lk4vq
      @PrabhjotSingh-lk4vq 5 년 전 +197

      @@PRYDAX yes u should go for it

    • @matthe3234
      @matthe3234 5 년 전 +569

      funny he'd say that because he's the flippin guy who encouraged the development of the atomic bomb

    • @KaifKhan-bk6bo
      @KaifKhan-bk6bo 5 년 전 +112

      Yea but america would construct a mousetrap

    • @isabelleroe8032
      @isabelleroe8032 5 년 전 +155

      It shows how stupid humans are...

  • @Grandflea02
    @Grandflea02 3 년 전 +2346

    Humanity: *Detonates billions of nuclear weapons*
    Nature: Oh no. Anyways.

    • @anoydorang3863
      @anoydorang3863 3 년 전 +37

      Oh no my queen... anyways gg

    • @user-ed9qu5im2y
      @user-ed9qu5im2y 3 년 전 +17

      I mean because we're a part of Nature... and Nature can always shed us (plus a lot of other species) first before Life itself becomes endangered :P
      Only a few things will really kill life on Earth entirely. Like Earth getting sucked into a blackhole.

    • @mickfunny4185
      @mickfunny4185 3 년 전 +8

      @@user-ed9qu5im2y Sun going supernova will kill all life

    • @nakki123
      @nakki123 3 년 전 +13

      @@mickfunny4185 Our sun is too small to go out in supernova.

    • @i_oof8497
      @i_oof8497 3 년 전 +6

      @@mickfunny4185 It's too small tho

  • @magicalgirl1296
    @magicalgirl1296 8 개월 전 +2

    The idea that the dinosaus actually got hit by something in the range of "the literal biggest possible nuclear bomb on earth" is really something. Poor buggers.

  • @adoptmeartur2324
    @adoptmeartur2324 11 개월 전 +2

    Friend: it's just a prank
    The prank:

  • @raqqa5535
    @raqqa5535 5 년 전 +801

    "...enough to power human civilization for over 2000 years, or to build millions of nuclear warheads"
    humans: heeeey guess what we used all the uranium for

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 년 전 +56

      Intelligent creatures aren't we?

    • @moosles1357
      @moosles1357 5 년 전 +15

      Yeah tell that to America

    • @bluemoon1115
      @bluemoon1115 5 년 전

      Lmaoooo

    • @moosles1357
      @moosles1357 5 년 전 +3

      Hint we aint smart at all

    • @AngelLestat2
      @AngelLestat2 5 년 전

      it does not matter, we would be death using that uranium for one thing or the other.

  • @ghoulishskeptic5749
    @ghoulishskeptic5749 5 년 전 +740

    Kurzgesagt: ‘How to blow up the world (but chill it’s for a KRplus video)’
    FBI: nice save

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 4 개월 전 +2

    Kurzgestat: Hey, so we have an idea for another video
    Scientist: *defeated sigh* I got a masters for this...

  • @Shahzad.W.UDIN.J
    @Shahzad.W.UDIN.J 3 개월 전 +1

    Do you have anxiety?
    Kurzgesagt: we will see about that

  • @eila5388
    @eila5388 4 년 전 +1657

    Earth: "exists"
    Scientist: "Do you want to explode?"

    • @AbdulRauf-fe3qh
      @AbdulRauf-fe3qh 4 년 전 +1

      @@jadeuwu9860 boooo

    • @spongeboymebob771
      @spongeboymebob771 4 년 전

      Civilians: Y E S

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 4 년 전 +2

      Earth: exist
      The meteor:it's free real in state
      Life:still exists
      This comment:exists
      The meteor:am i a joke to you

    • @al-mixed1527
      @al-mixed1527 4 년 전

      Lol

    • @MIA-lc8hd
      @MIA-lc8hd 4 년 전

      No boy military does this not scientist s oh no I am about to get wooshed (lol but srskry military night kill us all)

  • @maxd6007
    @maxd6007 5 년 전 +593

    1:35 "Just to show Nature who's boss"
    That made me laugh a bit too much.

    • @osse1n
      @osse1n 5 년 전 +6

      Man of simple tastes, I like it.

    • @likedaboss1487
      @likedaboss1487 5 년 전 +1

      hi yes boss here

    • @ZEWXEL
      @ZEWXEL 5 년 전

      Yeah! That's made me laugh😅

    • @morgistREAL
      @morgistREAL 5 년 전 +2

      4:44 kevin de cube press F to pay respect

    • @Tyber-
      @Tyber- 5 년 전

      Just perfect vocal execution. Kudos to our soothing Kurzgesagt-Voice

  • @Srgnt_Hachet
    @Srgnt_Hachet 8 개월 전 +1

    These guys deserve their own Netflix shiw

  • @RosieNyan
    @RosieNyan 4 개월 전 +2

    4:47 I just love that 😂

  • @SebastianEpicurus
    @SebastianEpicurus 4 년 전 +3358

    1:32 let's just drop a nuclear weapon in the Amazon just to show nature who's boss.
    Present day amazon: Boi I am dying

    • @lahtine7431
      @lahtine7431 4 년 전 +35

      Sad

    • @pedroheck3667
      @pedroheck3667 4 년 전 +22

      ikr I waa thinking of that too :/

    • @paot8726
      @paot8726 4 년 전 +31

      No its not , the fire is already under control , besides , fires in the amazon are very common this part of the year.

    • @pedroheck3667
      @pedroheck3667 4 년 전 +74

      @@paot8726 No, it's not. This part of the year is indeed a dry period, but these many fires aren't at all natural. And they're not controlled yet. KRplus channel Nostalgia latest video was just about that, and he provides links and sourced to many info said in the video. There are English subtitles also; I recommend you go watch it.

    • @paot8726
      @paot8726 4 년 전 +6

      @@pedroheck3667 eu já vi que vc é BR pq citou o nostalgia

  • @raheelnabi4691
    @raheelnabi4691 3 년 전 +2676

    So basically, the server would lag so much that everyone is kicked out

    • @189wow
      @189wow 3 년 전 +15

      😂

    • @cindyyaa4823
      @cindyyaa4823 3 년 전 +13

      Yup so much

    • @TheRadioactiveBanana32
      @TheRadioactiveBanana32 3 년 전 +16

      OH yeah minekraft referance someone making lagmachine

    • @LordBoston123
      @LordBoston123 3 년 전 +6

      tierzoo

    • @solopowermove2131
      @solopowermove2131 3 년 전 +18

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  • @oreo01129
    @oreo01129 10 개월 전 +3

    2:18 this is 100% accurate I heard of it and in diff places it said the same exact thing

  • @snake-pro1234
    @snake-pro1234 8 개월 전 +1

    thank you for spending your time on these wonderful videos

  • @Corna1
    @Corna1 3 년 전 +1593

    4:47 Accidentally making your screen bright in the middle of night be like:

  • @Jaxxon
    @Jaxxon 5 년 전 +540

    Kurzgesagt: We got a collection of scientists to test this hypothetical scenario
    Also Kurzgesagt: *hides time machine*

  • @theflooringcompanyltd8473

    I love how Wilson is in frame at 6:17

  • @gabegamez1018
    @gabegamez1018 8 개월 전 +1

    2:28: Submitting my exam to the teacher
    2:45: I didn’t do the backside and get an F-

  • @eddinmdshah7861
    @eddinmdshah7861 3 년 전 +1603

    Short answer: We die
    Long answer: We all die

  • @quandaledinglevince1512
    @quandaledinglevince1512 3 년 전 +4927

    This dude's voice is so calm while the whole world is ending.

  • @villagerjj
    @villagerjj 7 개월 전 +8

    To think that humans could wipe out litterally everything in a couple minutes is insane.

  • @Chicken-yi3bv
    @Chicken-yi3bv 8 개월 전 +2

    Next firework show is gonna be a blast 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶

  • @MagnificentBirb
    @MagnificentBirb 5 년 전 +696

    Brazil : What is my purpose?
    Kurzgesagt : You are test subject
    Brazil : Oh my god

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 5 년 전 +9

      Implying the rest of the planet isn't?

    • @lucasliet
      @lucasliet 5 년 전 +28

      We only want do dance and play soccer, leave us alone D:

    • @Bruh-fy1jk
      @Bruh-fy1jk 5 년 전 +1

      Come to brazil

    • @zakopako82
      @zakopako82 5 년 전

      @@SimonClarkstone The rest of the planet suffers from collateral damage

    • @themachinehead4421
      @themachinehead4421 5 년 전 +3

      -Oh my god- *WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

  • @k3nnachu
    @k3nnachu 5 년 전 +1779

    “Strangely enough we couldn’t find a good source to answer this question to our satisfaction.....so we gathered all the nuclear weapons and are testing it ourselves.”

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 5 년 전 +10

      Cosmic Café strangly enough, right?? Whoops we have to try it noe

    • @rcook2608
      @rcook2608 5 년 전 +9

      Cosmic Café Nukes are fake, research flat eaeth

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 5 년 전 +30

      @@rcook2608 Whats flat eaeth?

    • @antomov1072
      @antomov1072 5 년 전 +42

      R Cook the earth is a pyramid dumbass

    • @haven216
      @haven216 5 년 전 +1

      R Cook Yeah kuuh where’s the hundreds of footage of nukes from the US and Russia smh my head

  • @Cone355
    @Cone355 4 개월 전 +1

    4:48 perfect video to show when your making your mom jokes

  • @axem.8338
    @axem.8338 9 개월 전 +12

    Who watching this after Oppenheimer?

  • @selever6825
    @selever6825 2 년 전 +1212

    "Kaboom?"
    "Yes Rico, Kaboom"

  • @zameize
    @zameize 5 년 전 +1847

    Kurgesagt : roughly half the population were killed
    Thanos : [heavily breathing]

    • @superglitcherrush6230
      @superglitcherrush6230 5 년 전 +69

      *Thanos Wants To Know Your Location.*

    • @alienwarex51i3
      @alienwarex51i3 5 년 전 +1

      I don't get it, who's Thanos?

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 5 년 전 +1

      @@alienwarex51i3 potato chip chin

    • @landofmusic8858
      @landofmusic8858 5 년 전 +1

      You stupid .... You say yeah its cool haha thanos will be happy ... This is just a movie ! Our civilisation can switch off !

    • @TurkeyBurkey1229
      @TurkeyBurkey1229 5 년 전 +1

      @@alienwarex51i3 i don't get it, who's your brain?

  • @yongheekim1826
    @yongheekim1826 8 개월 전 +1

    bro took mind blowing too seriously 💀💀💀💀

  • @keithmshindi8055
    @keithmshindi8055 11 개월 전 +1

    He's speaks with so much calmness,it's like he's telling a very interesting story,he speaks of disaster as if it's fun

  • @veerand7038
    @veerand7038 4 년 전 +2760

    Future Intelligent Life Teacher: So class, why did humans nuke the Earth?
    Future Intelligent Life Students: To show nature who's the boss

    • @f.9344
      @f.9344 4 년 전 +57

      the hoomans were da real MVP

    • @arachnid83
      @arachnid83 4 년 전 +123

      Another Future Intelligent Life Students: But still, nature won. That's why we are here.

    • @EnerJetix
      @EnerJetix 4 년 전 +3

      Lol

    • @abbiefa
      @abbiefa 4 년 전 +3

      😂😂 Thats a gold one

    • @thecuckchannel2798
      @thecuckchannel2798 4 년 전 +4

      Big quotes on "Intelligent Life"

  • @shadowstringer0257
    @shadowstringer0257 5 년 전 +505

    "Bedrock would be vaporized instantly..."
    Minecraft Survival Players: "Check DMs it's important"

  • @supergolferkid
    @supergolferkid 9 개월 전 +11

    Anyone else here because they just watched Oppenheimer?

  • @colorfulhumor4724
    @colorfulhumor4724 2 년 전 +1646

    Short answer: Death
    Long answer: *DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHH*

  • @joshuagraham2762
    @joshuagraham2762 3 년 전 +1576

    “Dropping temperatures to near freezing world wide”
    Russia and Finland: *this is fine*

  • @Nathan-oe8ut
    @Nathan-oe8ut 4 개월 전 +1

    This channel is so good for sating sick curiousity

  • @usipussi6647
    @usipussi6647 8 개월 전 +1

    Kurzgesagt should do another video about blowing up of the nuclear bombs but instead, we extract all the uranium in the solar system, (uranium on asteriods, the moon, all the planets) and all of the nukes will be 80megaton nukes.lets see what happens now lol.

  • @Anlineoffline
    @Anlineoffline 5 년 전 +1347

    I can't experience existential dread if I'm amazed by the animation quality.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 년 전 +25

      Imagine that you're the bird.

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 5 년 전 +5

      @@Idazmi7 that would be a nice way to go. Unless you're the first bird.

    • @menosbbgirl
      @menosbbgirl 5 년 전

      An Nguyen 😹😹😹

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 년 전

      @@kingofflames738
      Still, the thought of it triggers my fight-or-flight instinct.

    • @charmstudios4936
      @charmstudios4936 5 년 전

      Dude stop giving tarraists ideas

  • @kiri5269
    @kiri5269 5 년 전 +534

    Kurzgesagt: What is consciousness? How do we define what is 'you'? How does a quantum computer function?
    Also Kurzgesagt: What if we explode all the bombs??

  • @gemmabutterworth1208

    Banghattan was a clever pun

  • @jezwilliams3162
    @jezwilliams3162 11 개월 전

    I often watch this when I am feeling contempt for people. It brings me some quiet peace.

  • @justinzwart7654
    @justinzwart7654 5 년 전 +556

    "Let's drop our nuclear pile in the middle of the Amazon rainforest; just to show nature who's boss."

    • @iwillspam5985
      @iwillspam5985 5 년 전 +27

      That was fucking 10/10

    • @prajwolkoirala7
      @prajwolkoirala7 5 년 전 +54

      nature : hold my beer
      * restarts new life cycle in a few 100 years

    • @zkennedy5671
      @zkennedy5671 5 년 전 +5

      Why the Amazon...

    • @FirstCelestialEmperor
      @FirstCelestialEmperor 5 년 전 +16

      It's a funny bit but if we were to seriously destroy the amazon rainforest, the damage to the ecology of the whole earth would be huge aka we would be shooting ourselves in the leg

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 5 년 전 +18

      Justin Zwart
      Nature: *create human and help them growing*
      Human: *really grateful of nature*
      Also human: let’s drop our nuclear pile in the middle of the Amazon rainforest; just to show nature who’s boss
      Nature: excuse me what the fuck?
      Also nature : i ain’t give a shit *heal itself*
      Human: *come back from grave* EXCUSE ME?

  • @CrankerAnimates
    @CrankerAnimates 4 년 전 +2870

    “If intelligent life thrives again, it might be able to work out what happened”
    Intelligent life when they figure out what happened: wtf

    • @jaycoblinneberg5581
      @jaycoblinneberg5581 4 년 전 +314

      “They May have been sentient, but certainly not intelligent”

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 4 년 전 +19

      I would like but 420 likes

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 년 전 +24

      Well more likely they would just try to build it again. War is stupid but almost inevitable.

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 4 년 전 +34

      ? : "hah, what a bunch of fucking idiots!"

    • @kiwi9065
      @kiwi9065 4 년 전 +5

      Intelligent Life does it again

  • @kailasnadhj6488
    @kailasnadhj6488 8 개월 전

    The cockroach cameo was brilliant

  • @BeansRiceCornandSpice
    @BeansRiceCornandSpice 9 개월 전 +1

    So just before this I watched Threads, became thoroughly traumatized but not out of the nuclear rabbit hole, so here I am getting the lighthearted stuff before I go to sleep 👍

  • @isaacl6402
    @isaacl6402 4 년 전 +3618

    The dinosaurs actually did this
    It wasn’t a meteor. It was this.

    • @dutch__
      @dutch__ 4 년 전 +53

      Uhm... yeah....

    • @jester4607
      @jester4607 4 년 전 +64

      dinosaurs can build bombs?

    • @HuyenNguyen-ks5td
      @HuyenNguyen-ks5td 4 년 전 +156

      @@jester4607 it's joke man

    • @NavajoNinja
      @NavajoNinja 4 년 전 +69

      There was a show from the early 90s. Dinosaurs. They cut down or built over something that caused some insects to die, and started a chain reaction that led to it snowing and never stopping.

    • @happycamper4315
      @happycamper4315 4 년 전 +26

      Ha! Don't worry, I laughed at this. It was probably Julian Robert Oppensaurus who was responsible!

  • @para_magnus2200
    @para_magnus2200 3 년 전 +1791

    “Why was there a mass extinction event”
    “Because they thought it was funny”

  • @Nuclear_bomb69
    @Nuclear_bomb69 9 개월 전 +1

    As a parrot in the rainforest thank you for choosing my home to do this test 👍

  • @Candyyy12392
    @Candyyy12392 8 개월 전 +1

    "So, we gathered a group of scientist to calculate what would happen and find an answer to this important question once and for all"
    I smell sarcasm.

  • @P41zuri
    @P41zuri 4 년 전 +1620

    Earth contaminated with radioactive
    Cockroaches: *creative mode enabled*

  • @mostwoek
    @mostwoek 8 개월 전

    You know humanity is over when the synths start playing

  • @larkdavidson
    @larkdavidson 3 개월 전 +1

    Amazing animations thank you

  • @hoodini4120
    @hoodini4120 5 년 전 +848

    Humans: detonates every nuke on earth
    Earth: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 5 년 전 +810

    “Let’s trigger all the bomb in the Amazon rainforest to show nature who’s boss”
    Literally the best line in the video

  • @sophychan100
    @sophychan100 8 개월 전

    The bird was immediately evaporated 😂with the second bomb 4:50

  • @desmondschneider5397
    @desmondschneider5397 8 개월 전 +1

    Now, let’s assume all 15k bombs are the Tsar Bomb. If they were all copies of Tsar Bomba… We’d be doomed with far less most likely.

  • @aeidenhowlett
    @aeidenhowlett 5 년 전 +2568

    My Kurzgesagt patreon bird just got vaporize by 10billion Hiroshima atomic bomb.