The FINAL Secrets of Minecraft!!

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  • 게시일 2024. 04. 26.
  • Forget everything you know about how Minecraft mud was made! Done? Huh. That didn’t take long. Well, get ready to relearn EVERYTHING about how Minecraft mud was made! Plus, the series ends with the Minecraft secrets we never got to tell you, and a terrifying revelation about the FUTURE of Minecraft!
    00:00 Mojang Studios Secret HQ
    00:44 Jonathan Minecraft's Evil Plans
    01:07 Introduction
    02:10 The Secrets of Mud
    04:08 The Secret Secrets
    04:40 Maximum Marilla Mode
    04:48 The Opening Song
    05:18 Epic Finale
    The awesome painting "Skull on Fire" used with permission of and thanks to Kristoffer Zetterstrand: zetterstrand.com/
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  • @StanchestCord3
    @StanchestCord3 년 전 +4766

    5:19 "No one Ruins Minecraft but us" Well said, Mojang, well said

    • @TC6_Original
      @TC6_Original 년 전 +246

      I'm glad they admitted it 😂

    • @olivermahoney8327
      @olivermahoney8327 년 전 +194

      Hmmm wonder if that's a joke or if they know what there doing. Are they aware that 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the community does not actually want this update?

    • @Olnx
      @Olnx 년 전 +73

      yea with the chat report system

    • @ed_cmntonly
      @ed_cmntonly 년 전 +131

      @@olivermahoney8327 there aware
      they just don't put a joke shaming Microsoft Solitaire Collection and a slight reference to Java Migration's announcement on October 2020 with a joke "I warned everyone about this two years ago!"

    • @royalroamer1
      @royalroamer1 년 전 +46

      but it's microsoft tho not mojang lol

  • @foarest
    @foarest 년 전 +4129

    i have a feeling that the minecraft marketing team has its own lore but i know i will never understand it.

    • @khaig5418
      @khaig5418 년 전 +3

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 shut up bot

    • @RinRin72769
      @RinRin72769 년 전 +111

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 Wish I could trade you for something worth more to this world, like one single McDonald nugget

    • @rai_bug
      @rai_bug 년 전 +21

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 the nether is where you go for ten million years

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 년 전 +2

      @@khaig5418 ignore it

    • @furrymczplayer18
      @furrymczplayer18 년 전 +2

      No, its really easy actually. Its all ideas they promised to us but then swiped away

  • @ricedanan
    @ricedanan 년 전 +1883

    You cannot convince me that the story bits of this episode aren't an allegory for the Chat Report system coming to Java Edition. Johnathan as Microsoft/Mojang, Mobbo as the Chat Report system, the villagers as well as the Narrator and Marilla as the Minecraft Community. It all feels like there are people within Mojang trying to subtly tell people their stance on the Chat Report system without directly stating it so that they don't get fired.

    • @manloloyojosh1458
      @manloloyojosh1458 년 전 +55

      That's because it is. It's a proven fact

    • @tragicreeze
      @tragicreeze 년 전 +128

      Well I think johnathan is microsoft, and marilla and narrator is mojang. The villagers are the community. I think this because Marilla says "They can't do that! Nobody ruins Minecraft but us!"
      So yes, I think mobbo is a metaphor for the java chat reporting system.

    • @Averydude1
      @Averydude1 년 전 +60

      This is the exact same thing that was presented in account migrating video. Mojang is in fact giving people hints of what really happens behind the scenes, not for the features alone. I hope Minecraft holds longer. If Microsoft keeps forcing mojang into ruining Minecraft for theyr profit, I may fear the game won't live long.

    • @Kenoboi_42
      @Kenoboi_42 년 전 +9

      @@manloloyojosh1458 I’d like to believe you, what’s your source for this?

    • @SEBithehiper945
      @SEBithehiper945 년 전 +11

      @@tragicreeze I agree, the villagers are specifically /r/minecraftmemes members.

  • @JoaoLeote7331
    @JoaoLeote7331 년 전 +1022

    I cant believe how incredible this analogy is. Coming from Minecraft's official channel, it's their cry for help.
    "Noone ruins Minecraft but us!"

    • @Scattypie
      @Scattypie 년 전 +2

      Guys dont forget about chat reporting feature we hate it mojang wants us to forget it

    • @omarsstuff9819
      @omarsstuff9819 년 전 +14

      @@Scattypie microsoft does not monjang

    • @Demonpumkin
      @Demonpumkin 년 전 +4

      @@omarsstuff9819 Microsoft is the one who started it

    • @Eiscord
      @Eiscord 년 전 +7

      ​@@Scattypie it Microsoft

    • @Kai_pies
      @Kai_pies 년 전 +6

      Microsoft are the ones pulling the strings here its not mojangs fault.

  • @bookwyrm539
    @bookwyrm539 년 전 +7316

    It's interesting how Narrator magically got cured and brought back to life after talking about mud. Just goes to show how mud is the solution for everything (like off-brand duct tape).

    • @carlosvalenzuelarojas3967
      @carlosvalenzuelarojas3967 년 전 +19

      Yo creyendo que iban hacer un canal en español latino :c

    • @timothyhannon4078
      @timothyhannon4078 년 전 +82

      Well obviously someone gave him a splash potion of weakness and then a golden apple, I mean that is how you cure a zombie in the first place

    • @star.crushed
      @star.crushed 년 전 +2

      @@carlosvalenzuelarojas3967 ? JAJAJAJA

    • @Boltthe410
      @Boltthe410 년 전 +11

      Yes. Mud baths would be to OP in Minecraft.

    • @romanmajima
      @romanmajima 년 전 +1

      Bless to the mud

  • @thatonepossum5766
    @thatonepossum5766 년 전 +4104

    The future of Minecraft: everything has a weird purple glow that makes it impossible to see.

  • @piggyplayzyt9084
    @piggyplayzyt9084 년 전 +875

    Marilla: No one ruins Minecraft but us!
    Microsoft Chat Report System: *I'm about to end this game's whole lifespan*

    • @SlayingAces
      @SlayingAces 년 전 +9

      Thats Mojang's doing.

    • @HedgClan
      @HedgClan 년 전 +29

      @@SlayingAces Microsoft’s*
      What will make you think it’s not Microsoft?

    • @RandomUpload763
      @RandomUpload763 년 전 +3

      Microsoft is sad they can only make bad computers so they wanan ruin Minecraft

    • @acatstudios8853
      @acatstudios8853 년 전 +13

      @@SlayingAces it’s obviously a very corporate Microsoft decision, this doesn’t feel like something mojang would do on their own

    • @krakenkrafted5122
      @krakenkrafted5122 년 전 +4

      @@acatstudios8853 Yeah. It’s Microsoft trying to brand the game as “kid friendly” and therefore get more sales from the game and the merch.

  • @djmace9029
    @djmace9029 년 전 +242

    It’s quite comforting to know that Mojang is aware of the drawbacks of the awful chat reporting system. It’s clear that it’s a Microsoft forced feature.
    As much as I think we all wish the chat reporting would be removed or at the very least be changed I have much doubt that it actually will, considering that the feature is forced in by Microsoft, but you never know, they might just surprise us.

    • @Demonpumkin
      @Demonpumkin 년 전 +1

      Yes

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 년 전 +3

      its nice to know yeah it makes you realize mojang is just us, but upsetingly so out of there control also the same.

  • @roundboi3994
    @roundboi3994 년 전 +5266

    Mojang is so self aware while not being self aware at all

    • @danieljakistam9409
      @danieljakistam9409 년 전 +196

      Well at least they didn't iNsUlTeD aNy CuLtUrEs.
      Yet.

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 년 전

      @@danieljakistam9409 Minecraft: Ja*an, N*geria, Pa*istan

    • @diamom_
      @diamom_ 년 전 +480

      Mojang is self aware and cares about the players, the chat reporting feature was definitely all microsoft's fault

    • @WuffiePhoenix
      @WuffiePhoenix 년 전 +67

      @@danieljakistam9409 "Somewhere in Sweden or America" they should've said the us. America is all of the Americas.

    • @beatauryszek5452
      @beatauryszek5452 년 전 +86

      @@diamom_ Mojang itself said that it's not Microsoft's fault, they're doing it themselves.

  • @notryan7220
    @notryan7220 년 전 +2069

    Marilla and Narrator are truly one of the duos in Minecraft history

    • @lancedean5910
      @lancedean5910 년 전 +3

      greatest?

    • @aeughtime
      @aeughtime 년 전 +92

      @@lancedean5910 You clearly haven’t been on the internet in the past few months.

    • @shibukamiya8428
      @shibukamiya8428 년 전 +76

      they really are one of the most characters ever.

    • @just-a-fnf-fan
      @just-a-fnf-fan 년 전 +60

      Out of all the characters, they are one of them.

    • @pepper_epper
      @pepper_epper 년 전 +43

      without a doubt one of the duos ive ever seen

  • @adam_bomb2103
    @adam_bomb2103 년 전 +95

    if you look at the subtitles it says "Laughs in American" at 1:02 Microsoft is a USA-based company, while Mojang was Swedish. I think you guys are right about the secret message.

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt 년 전 +311

    EVERYONE:
    Stop blaming Mojang for the chat reporting feature, it is Microsoft making the decisions for them
    This episode was like a cry for help from Mojang, they don't want the chat reporting either, but Microsoft does.
    They're using Mobbo as an analogy for chat reporting. DO NOT BLAME MOJANG, THEY DON'T WANT THIS EITHER

    • @frozendeadbush5026
      @frozendeadbush5026 년 전 +5

      I agree

    • @LandoBando-pj5ox
      @LandoBando-pj5ox 년 전 +4

      no bc mojang is complicit

    • @DundG
      @DundG 년 전 +25

      @@LandoBando-pj5ox Microsoft owns Mojang. They can't be not complicit. If the staff isn't complicit they will loose their jobs.

    • @dumbbass8867
      @dumbbass8867 년 전 +5

      @@DundG it's a mixture of the two. I'm sure some mojang employees agree with the chat reports, and some that do not

    • @justamrcreeper6467
      @justamrcreeper6467 년 전 +1

      @@dumbbass8867 IT DOESNT MATTER! Microsoft won’t listen to whatever Mojang has to say about this since they oen them, so they have no right to speak up to them.

  • @GumSkyloard
    @GumSkyloard 년 전 +2749

    This feels.. like an analogy to the Chat Reporting feature.
    "AND we never got to tell you that they're putting Mobbo [read - chat moderation] in Minecraft as a desperate attempt to boost sales, probably ruining the game forever." - The fact that the chat reporting feels incredibly sudden and desperate, as well as a horrible feature that will, indeed, ruin the game for a lot of people.
    "I warned everyone about this two years ago!" - Migration was announced in October of 2020, around 2 years ago. Many people were skeptical of Mojang/M$'s intentions, but were shut down by most people. Boy, if only we had listened.

    • @DrewcrewAnimations
      @DrewcrewAnimations 년 전 +118

      I was thinking the exact same thing while watching this…

    • @zellenny1784
      @zellenny1784 년 전 +12

      wow

    • @Ze_Boss07
      @Ze_Boss07 년 전 +201

      It’s almost like Microsoft is forcing Mojang to add it…. Oh wait

    • @Wihf
      @Wihf 년 전 +71

      tbf we didn't really have a choice, we couldn't play if we didn't migrate 🤷‍♂

    • @shazamnegroid7379
      @shazamnegroid7379 년 전 +35

      yeah, i can't say my favorite word in my favorite server anymore

  • @jaydenkaine6443
    @jaydenkaine6443 년 전 +746

    There's a reason this is so self aware guys. The chat reporting is not Mojang's doing, it's Microsoft's, however creative projects such as this are all Mojang. They want this even less than us but they have no power over it because of Microsoft owning them.

    • @drnarwhal2888
      @drnarwhal2888 년 전 +76

      Yep. Microsoft "claims" to not have influence over Mojang, but they so clearly do.

    • @olimar7647
      @olimar7647 년 전 +24

      Thing is, if this is true, how do we help?
      I've already taken the route of boycott and, more than that, refusing to update the game, but what more than that?
      Maybe we could try and talk with Microsoft, especially if we can find "professional" way that pushes their businessy buttons. But is that all?
      I suppose if we *all* do it, it might work....

    • @jaydenkaine6443
      @jaydenkaine6443 년 전 +18

      @@olimar7647 all we as players can do is keep pressure on Microsoft to roll back this update, and try to get the attention of creators. Docmc77 is a great example, one of his tweets is worth a thousand of our voices. We may not be able to reach Microsoft but we give careers to the people that might, and it's time for them to stand up and say something.

    • @boss9mustang404
      @boss9mustang404 년 전

      This aged well lol

    • @Kephy_
      @Kephy_ 년 전 +1

      @@boss9mustang404 Why ?

  • @eaglefornowthisnametemp

    I have a feeling that mojang was trying to say in this videa as a secret message
    Microsoft want to add the ban feature to the game for a desperate attempt to boost sales and the villagers are stock holders
    and Mojang did not want this to be in the game and were trying to get this out of there game
    this explains everything

    • @olimar7647
      @olimar7647 년 전 +11

      I interpreted the villagers as the dev team, unable to do anything against Microsoft's decrees, with Narrator and Marilla representing the heart of Mojang (which the villagers evidently share, as they also believe Mobbo will ruin minecraft).
      But yeah.

    • @qunas101
      @qunas101 년 전 +4

      Mojang doesn't want this so much, so they mock people on twitter who are against it. Nah, I don't believe

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 년 전

      their*

    • @noobplayz7409
      @noobplayz7409 년 전 +1

      @@qunas101 they can't just go ahead and say we hate Microsoft we dont want to have this

  • @Csuma
    @Csuma 년 전 +4

    For anyone wondering:
    The epic music used in the end is:
    Night Stalker - by Wave Saver

  • @exiegelastweekgamer1571

    The whole "This'll ruin Minecraft forever" line certainly got people talking.
    About Minecraft's self awareness towards recent censorship efforts, Marketplace scandals/legal issues, lack of bug fixes, etc, etc.
    I'm here to say Marilla should be added to the game as a secret Mob/Boss.

    • @jordanwyatt4084
      @jordanwyatt4084 년 전 +98

      Nah... Minecraft going woke will ruin minecraft forever.

    • @arabellahrabarchuk6715
      @arabellahrabarchuk6715 년 전 +176

      @@jordanwyatt4084 Minecraft has been "woke" for years now and it's doing better than ever so

    • @acceltech
      @acceltech 년 전 +95

      @@jordanwyatt4084 The heck does going "woke" even mean?

    • @GrimSCKT
      @GrimSCKT 년 전 +43

      @@arabellahrabarchuk6715 lies I mean Minecraft was family friendly not woke but it is heading in that direction and its only going to get worse

    • @soaringstars314
      @soaringstars314 년 전 +153

      @@acceltech it's a term used by edgelords who think anyone different or anything that represents fair treatment automatically equates to communism and politics

  • @bimgus3907
    @bimgus3907 년 전 +1846

    Narrator: “We need to warn everyone of the impending doom!”
    Marilla: “Let’s talk about mud.”

    • @AquilaChryaetos
      @AquilaChryaetos 년 전 +107

      he was going to talk about the chat reporting feature, but marilla stopped him

    • @earthcrackplays7175
      @earthcrackplays7175 년 전 +22

      Nah. Impending doom approaches
      " Moon lord has awoken "

    • @Amiel326
      @Amiel326 년 전 +3

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 you are a terrible person

    • @popgamer2602
      @popgamer2602 년 전 +2

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 Monster!

    • @ricer746
      @ricer746 년 전

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 and same to Ur dad

  • @paskalurrunagaames5950

    Don't you see it? Mojang tries to tell us something!
    Jonathan is Microsoft.
    Mobbo is the reporting system.
    M.A.R.R.I.L.L.A and Narrator they are Mojang workers.
    That's why Jonathan has so much power! Because it doesn't matter if you're a Mojang worker, the one in control is Microsoft.
    5:44 He said he warned them about this TWO YEARS AGO, and what happened two years ago? Migrating from mojang accounts to MICROSOFT accounts.
    Coincidence? I DO NOT THINK SO!!!

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 년 전 +35

    It seems like Mojang is trying to tell us about how the chat reporting system will ruin Minecraft without directly telling us that it will. This is an allegory.

  • @stonekite4482
    @stonekite4482 년 전 +2203

    This whole video feels like it's insinuating on current events:Jonathan is Microsoft and Mobbo is the reporting system.

    • @javenmod
      @javenmod 년 전 +40

      Yes

    • @Themasterbot
      @Themasterbot 년 전 +89

      Also the pink glow relating to the pink glitch (that is getting fixed after 2 YEARS) on bugrock edition

    • @dimensio_italian_magician
      @dimensio_italian_magician 년 전 +40

      @@Themasterbot "bugrock"

    • @EmeraldMan25
      @EmeraldMan25 년 전 +47

      Except that the community director stated on her twitter earlier this year that Mojang makes all the decisions for each version of Minecraft, not Microsoft.
      I think this video just came out at the wrong time.

    • @potatoman3219
      @potatoman3219 년 전 +1

      @@dimensio_italian_magician lol

  • @blazingmammoth3757
    @blazingmammoth3757 년 전 +445

    “No one ruins Minecraft but us!”
    *Microsoft has entered the chat*

    • @TpoapAnimatesYT
      @TpoapAnimatesYT 년 전 +4

      No one ruins minecraft but us -Mojang
      Me: wait what u do what now?

    • @Riztard
      @Riztard 년 전 +2

      mc community has entered the chat

    • @OddBearAndDog
      @OddBearAndDog 년 전 +3

      what this comment means is that microsoft ruined minecraft with the chat report cuz microsoft forced mojang to add it

    • @kozolotl
      @kozolotl 년 전 +1

      "microsoft has entered the chat" more like chat report feature entered the chat haha

  • @arthurschildgen5522

    Ok mojang is definitely crying out for help here.

  • @thepwrtank18
    @thepwrtank18 년 전 +8

    "I warned everyone about this two years ago!"
    Yep. This is a cry for help.

  • @thanoscreeper
    @thanoscreeper 년 전 +690

    Unless I’m mistaken, it seems like they’re using Mobbo as a metaphor for chat reporting, and that evil guy is a metaphor for Microsoft

  • @drnarwhal2888
    @drnarwhal2888 년 전 +1128

    This video feels like a cry for help from the developers despite Microsoft's forced censorship plans

  • @ABSOLUTECHAOS74734

    Everyone's talking about how Mobbo is chat reporting but nobody's talking about Narrator's marriage.

  • @Tobolio
    @Tobolio 년 전 +3

    "No one Ruins Minecraft but us" "BUT US" are you guys gonna do it yourself?

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 년 전 +579

    Actually sad to see this series go, it was comedic and interesting at the same time. Godspeed Marilla

  • @GilWanderley
    @GilWanderley 년 전 +1100

    This whole episode is an allegory to current events. The fact that Jonathan already sent Mobbo through the Minecraft adding machine means Mobbo is in the snapshots/pre-releases. Jonathan is Microsoft, Mobbo is the Chat Reporting System, and Narrator and M.A.R.I.L.L.A. are /r/MinecraftMemes members.

    • @pig_master101
      @pig_master101 년 전 +79

      And Jonathan is American because Microsoft is based in the USA

    • @amiahuman
      @amiahuman 년 전 +7

      I was about to make a comment saying the same thing. Thanks!

    • @Kaje_
      @Kaje_ 년 전 +21

      Yeah, but don't you see a problem with a non-serious video like above? Because I do. It's a marketing gimmick. To ridicule the current situation, to fictionalize and joke about it instead of seeing the actual problem with the chat reporting system and an attempt to free themselves of any fault because they are supposedly "self-aware". This cringy way of self-awareness used as a desperate marketing attempt to deflect from the fact that, yes, they actually do ruin Minecraft with the upcoming chat reporting system update, is so baffling to me. I don't think they deserve compliments for this. Sure, the animation is well made, but just because they are supposedly "self-aware" of the current situation with the terrible chat reporting system, doesn't suddenly excuse them or free them of any fault. In fact, it's even worse that they are self-aware about it, because they just indirectly admitted that they either don't want to do anything about it or just can't due to contracts. And I think a video like the one above is spitting into the face of the community by not addressing these issues directly in a serious video statement or apology video.

    • @progamermaster2685
      @progamermaster2685 년 전

      Pure damage control so we stop thinking bad things about Microsoft

    • @linz1217
      @linz1217 년 전 +5

      Sooo did they decide not to put mobbo?

  • @claradrake
    @claradrake 년 전 +4

    "Yep, this series is a non stop thrill ride right to the end!" Feel like: Yep End update ! to me

  • @gamesruleyears8993
    @gamesruleyears8993 년 전 +18

    Great job Microsoft! You're killing the game! You did exactly what you said you would. This "Mobbo" is Chat Reporting. Great job! Now we'll never have fun with our friends in the game again! Wonderful idea!

    • @doodlebird858
      @doodlebird858 년 전 +3

      I can see your sarcasm, mojang is probably showing the drama in a jokish/funny/heroes vs villians way

  • @DangerKitty124
    @DangerKitty124 년 전 +596

    “No one ruins Minecraft but us!”
    Microsoft: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @D2Davis
    @D2Davis 년 전 +982

    The "evil new feature that will change minecraft forever" in the beginning is just the Java chat report system.
    Someone needs to make an edit of that

  • @DonutBurger
    @DonutBurger 년 전 +3

    Can't believe Mojang Studios made an entire series to announce a book. Epic.

  • @eddgow
    @eddgow 년 전 +3

    This video tells me there is 100% going to be an end updateto the game. First of all, at the beginning, when Jonathan shows something to the villagers, the screen turns purple, and as we know, purple represents the end. I might be wrong about this second clue, but when Jonathan is about to laugh, he stands taller. We can see this because he shadow gets taller, but his shadow getting taller kinda represents an enderman. Third, at the end poster, the text saying "Around the Minecraft world in 80 biomes" is the colour purple, again representing the end, and also it says 80 biomes. But the game only has 61 biomes. I know bedrock has 84 but lets focus on java. Then, the light shining on the Narrator and Marilla looks like endstone. Finally in the background, we can see Jonathan. But he is a lot darker then usual, which makes his skin look black, and his eyes are purple. And endermen, their skin is black and their eyes are purple. So this represents endermen. And every fact I said represents the end. So there MUST be an end update. And I just realised this comment is EXTREMELY long lol

  • @gameoskars
    @gameoskars 년 전 +217

    Did anyone notice in the end where the poster says: “Around The Minecraft World in 80 biomes!” There are only 61 biomes in the game, thats 19 missing biomes!

    • @ViosMC
      @ViosMC 년 전 +38

      OH THIS ADDS TO MY THEORY. So here's my thought, the purple glow on the screen at the beginning and the tall shadow (resembles an enderman) makes me think of an end update... were they would add, oh let's say, 19 biomes!

    • @schngn
      @schngn 년 전 +78

      it’s a reference to the classic novel “around the world in 80 days” by jules verne

    • @slyar
      @slyar 년 전 +28

      @@ViosMC Probably not 19 new End biomes [the Nether Update only added 4 biomes, so], but yeah, the End should get an update soon

    • @xubse
      @xubse 년 전 +6

      its a refrence to around the world in 80 days

    • @artin.sodaei
      @artin.sodaei 년 전 +7

      @@schngn oh finally some one got it

  • @MikedeKokkie
    @MikedeKokkie 년 전 +480

    I have said it before at the end of the "Top 10 things in Minecraft" series, and I will say it again: Marilla is the best character ever created by Mojang and I will miss her sarcastic jokes dearly. This series did her justice, and while the chance is slim she will return again, I hope the ending might be more serious than we think. And fiiiinne.. I guess the Narrator can be there too. He's suffered enough to earn his right.

    • @soup_pigeon
      @soup_pigeon 년 전 +9

      she remind me of G.l.a.d.o.s

    • @dragongirl1139
      @dragongirl1139 년 전 +4

      @@soup_pigeon mhm and the narrator reminds me of wheatly

  • @lorekeeper3114
    @lorekeeper3114 년 전 +2

    I love how in the captions during his evil laugh it says [Laughs in American]

  • @AlphineTheGuy
    @AlphineTheGuy 7 개월 전

    "No one Ruins Minecraft but us" NO ONE
    Rodger Baderman:

  • @funisinfinite.
    @funisinfinite. 년 전 +792

    I just love how even Mojang is making fun of Microsoft for implementing the chat report system

    • @WorstEvil.
      @WorstEvil. 년 전 +17

      No Mojang put the chat report system into the game and are making this as a cool epic finale

    • @ChuckSploder
      @ChuckSploder 년 전 +96

      @@WorstEvil. Because Microsoft told them to

    • @Matiu0s
      @Matiu0s 년 전 +62

      Microsoft's are the ones outsourcing those animations, so it's literally Microsoft making fun of themselves

    • @funisinfinite.
      @funisinfinite. 년 전 +16

      @@Matiu0s even more hilarious

    • @michael171
      @michael171 년 전 +9

      @@WorstEvil. Microsoft told them to

  • @techbonn7835
    @techbonn7835 년 전 +658

    This series was absolutely fantastic and I’m pretty sad that it’s ending, but I’ll never get the image of the Warden dancing out of my head.

  • @justamrcreeper6467
    @justamrcreeper6467 년 전 +22

    My Prediction/s and Rallying Cry for the removal of the Chat Reporting System
    This is EXACTLY what I predicted. I believe Mojang was trying to fight back, they genuinely did not want Mobbo (The chat reporting Feature) implemented to the game, since they are well aware that it’s going to be at the detriment of the game. But Microsoft either forced them to do it, or since Mojang is too distracted with the development of Minecraft Legends (MC new strategy game), Microsoft did it themselves, this can explain the numerous bugs and glitches with the system, since MS might have not been the best when it comes to programming for GAMES unlike Mojang.
    The Final Secrets of Minecraft video, can be considered as Mojang almost calling 911 to us, begging for help from their evil leviathan (Microsoft).
    I predicted this from the start, form when I first heard the news about the Reporting System. Since I always was a Microsoft hater, I was always looking for signs they were dojng someting fishy, and they were, but I just can’t blame Mojang for it. Remember, Microsoft own the ENTIRETY of Mojang Studios, NOT just Minecraft.
    But knowing that it was Microsoft behind this whole mess means that it’s highly unlikely that they will ever change. I mean, look at Bedrock Editon, Microsoft practically made it more like Fortnite with a touch of Minecraft branding on it. And soon, they will do it again, with Java, and in the future, they will eventually brute force Mojang to somehow merge both editions to absolutely maximize revenue and profit.
    Microsoft only cares about the money, its just money, and nothing else. Unless we do something radical, Microsoft won’t care about the community, and never will. They will not change until we, as a community, don’t just do armchair activism , but force Microsoft to bend to us, for our demands to be heard and enacted immediately.
    What do we want? COMPLETE REMOVAL OF THE CHAT REPORTING SYSTEM.

  • @CharlotteThePuppet

    A theory I have.
    Marilla and The Narrator represent Mojang, Jonathan Minecraft represents Microsoft, and Mobbo represents the Chat Reporting System (Or possibly something far, far worse than that).

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 년 전 +251

    The "Evil new feature" is definitely the chat report system

    • @prosecutorwalton
      @prosecutorwalton 년 전 +14

      This comes out right around the same time as the chat feature, give or take a fortnight, and we're not supposed to draw that conclusion?

    • @kim-hendrikmerk4163
      @kim-hendrikmerk4163 년 전 +27

      @@prosecutorwalton Personally I belive Mojang fully intends us to draw these conclusions as I think they are as annoyed at Microsoft as the users for forcing the reporting system.

    • @surpreemleadernoot1771
      @surpreemleadernoot1771 년 전 +1

      No it's not they literally show a book this entire story line is to promote a book

  • @sebchambers7140
    @sebchambers7140 년 전 +1080

    I hope we can see something like this in the future! I’ve loved this series!

  • @basicmudkip5985
    @basicmudkip5985 년 전 +8

    i have a feeling that mobbo might be an allegory for something MUCH worse than the chat system, I'd be happy to be wrong though

  • @thebestman5382
    @thebestman5382 년 전 +1

    this video is actually horrifying. This is like a fight between narrator and microsoft. It also feels like a silencing of Mojang with the mutiple times narrator got interupted and the fact that the show is canceled.

  • @draconov_alt
    @draconov_alt 년 전 +1237

    The future of Minecraft: everyone is banned and plays only in solo worlds.

  • @therecyclist_
    @therecyclist_ 년 전 +291

    Anyone thought throughout this video that Mobbo is represented as a chat reporting feature? It was "teased" 2 years ago (because of a migration to Microsoft accounts we could think about that) and almost fully added to Minecraft now...

    • @memeron
      @memeron 년 전 +5

      BRO

    • @Weromano
      @Weromano 년 전 +4

      I think Mobbo is a reference to something far worse, than even the chat reporting system!

    • @MayorVideo
      @MayorVideo 년 전 +2

      I'm really hoping they actually add mobbo as some sort of Easter egg

    • @dennis_s
      @dennis_s 년 전 +4

      @@Weromano u adding the exclamation point to the end of ur sentence makes me think ur gonna go make a 10 min commentary video about your "SOMETHING WORSE IS COMING TO MINECRAFT!1!!" theory

    • @Weromano
      @Weromano 년 전 +2

      @@dennis_s Soon!!!

  • @WEIRDxGRIM
    @WEIRDxGRIM 년 전 +9

    No one can tell you what you can or cannot do, with no rules to follow, this adventure it's up to you.
    -Mojang

  • @thewolfalt6089
    @thewolfalt6089 년 전 +5

    Mobbo is definitely being portrayed as the chat reporting feature

  • @zombatter2
    @zombatter2 년 전 +82

    Jonathon is quite clearly a metaphor for microsoft

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig 년 전 +573

    Its weird to me that the Minecraft team creates amazing concepts and then doesn't add them for various reasons instead of implementing them and seeing how players react. The mud idea alone sounds great cause the game doesn't really have many environmental hazards and this would be a nice one in the over world

    • @marshalllee6376
      @marshalllee6376 년 전 +58

      A dev addressed this in a tweet once. And that they try to not show new stuff that may not be added since people will get too attached to it immediately. They experimented with being more lax on this with the wild update but we saw how that turned out

    • @BM-yy8db
      @BM-yy8db 년 전 +42

      Like fireflies not being added because toads eating them would send a wrong message because they're poisonous to toads, instead of you know... just removing the "toads eat them" part. Heck, if the main concern was that they wouldn't have a use after removing that feature, I can think of several features right now, firefly lanterns, or if that's too cruel for Minecraft's standards maybe make them attracted to warped shrooms in flowerpots, so they gather around it acting like a lighting block.

    • @marshalllee6376
      @marshalllee6376 년 전 +5

      @@BM-yy8db something like firefly lanterns is kinda generic tho.

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 년 전 +21

      Do you want to lose your boots in mud? That sounds annoying. Devs didn’t think it would work, I don’t, just sounds like an annoyance at best.

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 년 전 +5

      @@BM-yy8db Lanterns are boring tbh. They need something more unique beyond being a cool light source.

  • @Karimoon1
    @Karimoon1 년 전

    These guys' banter is phenomenal please bring them back for more videos!

  • @matejvojak1858
    @matejvojak1858 년 전 +3

    Imagine Jonatan Minecraft as Microsoft... the whole video will make sense to you that Mojang needs help... the report feature probably introduced Microsoft... and Mojang didnt know about it...

  • @gomango99
    @gomango99 년 전 +569

    This series needs an episode on the secrets of the chat reporting “feature”

    • @dotcinematics
      @dotcinematics 년 전 +8

      Yes.

    • @Suddenly_Lemon
      @Suddenly_Lemon 년 전 +33

      @@l4g the funny thing is that I can read that message without even needed to translate it cause that language is Laos that is very close to Thailand language

    • @gomango99
      @gomango99 년 전 +2

      @@l4g Ok I won’t

    • @AquilaChryaetos
      @AquilaChryaetos 년 전 +4

      @@Suddenly_Lemon What does it say?

    • @Flourre
      @Flourre 년 전 +1

      yes

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 년 전 +169

    if you turn on subtitles at 1:01 the captions read “laughs in American” i may be reading too deep into this but doesnt that sound a bit like hes the representation of capitalism? In America often companies compromise their artistic integrity by selling out to basically anyone in order to make more money. Johnathan is the narrators ex meaning while mojang once was onboard with this idea of capitalism they since have “divorced” it. Now capitalism or Microsoft is saying that hes not done with them yet. Could this be in reference to the bedrock editions micro transactions? Maybe mojang agreed with Microsoft on micro transactions and so Microsoft got a little too comfortable and now they’re pushing on more things that mojang never expected from their initial deal. with little details like this im suprised this video was even uploaded if it wasnt a direct analogy for this current situation. Someone reviewed this video before it was posted and tens of others would have had to work on it. Likely one of them had to have realized how anti-Microsoft it could be interpreted as why would they post it? And even if mojang denies this claims how can we know its not just Microsoft pulling the strings?

    • @realepicaaron3326
      @realepicaaron3326 년 전 +10

      don’t spanish people laugh like “jajajajaja” so they had to make sure people knew that the character originated in america

    • @ArianesDrawingPH
      @ArianesDrawingPH 년 전 +3

      Wait? Easter egg?

    • @EliasCoptere
      @EliasCoptere 년 전 +10

      Bro it's just a joke

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 년 전 +5

      @@EliasCoptere yeah thats why its funny

    • @JediPlays0309
      @JediPlays0309 년 전 +6

      im 56% percent joking... like i set out to write something funny and then i convinced myself lol

  • @eestigame
    @eestigame 년 전 +1

    6:27 We need this as a book!

  • @skylanderlego4163
    @skylanderlego4163 년 전 +1

    Add Marrila and/or Narrator to Minecraft as an Easter egg, please.
    I know this probably won't be read by anyone who can do anything about it but I thought I'd just make a suggestion.

  • @legolad2103
    @legolad2103 년 전 +107

    "noone ruins minecraft but us!" - this quote will last forever

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 년 전

      33 likes
      Nice

    • @Kristijan_
      @Kristijan_ 년 전 +7

      They meant to say: Microsoft can't ruin Minecraft, only can we!(Mojang)

  • @gonnsolo8506
    @gonnsolo8506 년 전 +418

    I absolutely love this series, it's sad it's coming to an end.

  • @tgame43
    @tgame43 년 전 +1

    They secretly made this the final episode so they could have a more exciting title than “The Secrets of Mud”

  • @Memerroni
    @Memerroni 년 전

    This gives me Minecraft old school machinima animation vibes, it's awesome

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 년 전 +232

    Minecrafts HR team is actually on another level lol, these recent business decisions have been pretty scary for the future of the game but it's nice to see that Mojang is still in touch with it's fans

  • @mossytoucan6587
    @mossytoucan6587 년 전 +285

    The narrator and marrila is trying to say that Jonathan (Microsoft) evil plan is to add the chat report system (Mobbo) to the game. Example from what they had been saying all along and the representation about the mud thing

    • @Oxygenationatom
      @Oxygenationatom 년 전 +1

      You can’t do that it will change the game!

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 년 전

      HAHAHHAHAHAHA no. Chat Reporting won’t ruin nothing really lol.

    • @axis1677
      @axis1677 년 전 +14

      @@BigMastah79 tell that to trollers that report you even if you typo a word and it sounds like a curse.

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 년 전 +2

      @@axis1677 Swearing is not bannable, context is sent in the report, and only human moderators will be making the decision on banning. Try again bbg

    • @MayorVideo
      @MayorVideo 년 전 +2

      @@BigMastah79 except!!! there's a way to edit the report

  • @quickyboy763
    @quickyboy763 년 전 +2

    This gave me minecraft story mode vibes

  • @hypersoop13
    @hypersoop13 년 전 +215

    When mojang secretly and openly admits chat reporting is their (/microsoft's) villain plan but then proceeds to talk about mud

    • @solargaruda
      @solargaruda 년 전 +1

      Mojang alerting to Microsoft.

    • @Weromano
      @Weromano 년 전 +9

      Maybe it’s not even about chat reporting, but something far worse!

    • @listovas9206
      @listovas9206 년 전

      Juegos de mandar un mensaje a Minecraft por favor

    • @Artician
      @Artician 년 전 +2

      @@mellohi6175 He didn't say that it was the higher-ups at Microsoft. He said that the people who mocked and made fun of him and who are the most disgusting and entitled people he’s ever met were people who signed NDAs with Mojang.

    • @lolilikedragons3528
      @lolilikedragons3528 년 전

      @@mellohi6175 i won't be surprised id this youtuber gets targeted by the 2b2t community and they harass the information out of him. Nobody likes when the culprite gets away and im sure the anarchy server community will pry the informatiom from him sooner or later.

  • @Flourre
    @Flourre 년 전 +303

    chat reporting aside, this series was a masterpiece

    • @nfandi
      @nfandi 년 전

      Po twoich subskrypcjach i znajomości języka angielskiego, jestem w stanie stwierdzić że jesteś prawdziwym pro gamerem. Czuj się uhonorowany, bo niewielu jest takich polaków.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 년 전

      @@nfandi jakto niewielu jest takich polakow?

    • @Skype93
      @Skype93 년 전

      @@nfandi k

    • @nfandi
      @nfandi 년 전

      @@equilibrum999 chyba że po prostu nie wielu spotkałem, nie wiem

  • @saraporter8268
    @saraporter8268 년 전 +1

    They will probably reveal what happens to them in Minecraft live when they reveal the next update, and also maybe a connection with the end update evidence. And also there is not 80 biomes.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 년 전 +2

    Johnathon's inclusion feels very similar to the yellow guy's dad in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. I've seen a lot of people comparing him to Microsoft, with Mobbo being the chat report system and the Narrator and MARILLA being Mojang. I just find it funny how similar those story bits are.

  • @fighter_750
    @fighter_750 년 전 +368

    “Laughs in American”
    Oh thanks for clearing that up I thought he was laughing in Swedish

  • @lilkangarooo
    @lilkangarooo 년 전 +439

    I don't know who decided to say "we won't miss narrator" and "we already miss marila" But I would choose Narrator any day of the week, personally.

  • @EmreYey
    @EmreYey 년 전 +1

    Just think of narrator and marilla as the devs at mojang, and mobbo as the chat report feature.
    Now what we know is that microsoft has put mobbo(chat reporting) in the game in a desperate act to boost sales. This is like mojang telling us that microsoft is in control.

  • @Starnight_5
    @Starnight_5 년 전

    Can't wait for " Around The Minecraft World In 80 Biomes " to come this year!

  • @guthreleonard4164
    @guthreleonard4164 년 전 +71

    I love how this was just explaining how they made mud just be a normal block

  • @theshaggycreeper220
    @theshaggycreeper220 년 전 +285

    This is cool and all but it doesn’t matter if no one plays 1.19 because of the ban system
    *if Microsoft is holding you hostage Mojang, Blink Twice. If mobbo was an representation for the ban system all along blink 3 times*

    • @veniusfelczak910
      @veniusfelczak910 년 전 +4

      guys can we like this comment right now

    • @bug8357
      @bug8357 년 전 +15

      people will still upgrade and the world will still go on. Quit being dramatic

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 년 전 +10

      Literally 1984

    • @ok-tr1nw
      @ok-tr1nw 년 전 +4

      Mojang have said that microsoft had nothing to do with the reporting system

    • @inarankin9779
      @inarankin9779 년 전 +15

      @@ok-tr1nw they havent

  • @thelast12
    @thelast12 년 전 +1

    Around the Minecraft world in 80 biomes? There is only 61 biomes in minecraft so it means they plan to add 19 new biomes + End update.

  • @ItsJericho
    @ItsJericho 년 전 +1

    *Theory:* The next update will be _"End Update"_ the purple glow, maybe signifies the purple color of the end dimension

  • @YourBeety
    @YourBeety 년 전 +53

    "Something that will ruin minecraft forever"
    *The chat report system*

  • @BlockFacts
    @BlockFacts 년 전 +68

    Can I have your jobs? I know a few facts.

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw 년 전 +2

    mobbo is an analogy and a half for chat censorship

  • @austinl8884
    @austinl8884 년 전

    In the around the Minecraft world in 80 biomes teaser, mobbo is shown with purple eyes. And is also shown growing taller in the video. Mobbo is a new boss coming to the end. He is a relative of the enderman. And lives in the end monument.

  • @InariOkami
    @InariOkami 년 전 +84

    0:36 So Jonathan was the evil mind behind the chat reporting system introduced into JAVA Minecraft. Such a villainous and nasty evil plan indeed.

  • @cccyanide3034
    @cccyanide3034 년 전 +210

    Quite bold of them to joke about ruining Minecraft, when they are precisely about to do it

    • @Molten546
      @Molten546 년 전 +45

      reminder that its microsoft thats making mojang implement the chat features, not mojang directly

    • @Skidamarinkk
      @Skidamarinkk 년 전 +3

      Who knows tho

    • @furrymczplayer18
      @furrymczplayer18 년 전 +23

      Its really Microsoft doing this, and bc Microsoft owns the game, Mojang, the actual people who add on to the game, are helpless to do anything about it

    • @gamerninjask6746
      @gamerninjask6746 년 전 +11

      Does anybody else know that Mojang does not destroy minecraft. the bad things Microsoft does. Microsoft forces Mojang to do it

    • @oehnkc
      @oehnkc 년 전 +10

      more of microsoft ruining minecraft by adding chat report, less of mojang

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 년 전 +1

    “No one ruins minecraft but us”
    I feel like... that’s... *HUH.*

  • @adragonnamedkat
    @adragonnamedkat 년 전 +1

    The subtitles for the evil laugh in the beginning read, "Laughs in American"

  • @chimmiebomb
    @chimmiebomb 년 전 +242

    That’s a shame. I really liked this series. I hope y’all do something like this again in the future!

  • @CutieFakeKirby
    @CutieFakeKirby 년 전 +26

    5:56 to be honest, seeing a minecraft refrence in ms solitaire collection would be pretty cool

  • @justageorgeandmore

    Great series! I'm sad to see it end(?) Hope to see more projects like this!

  • @zillastudios8430

    I'm gonna miss these two
    Maybe one of them could be put in the game, or even as an Easter egg

  • @Abdullahalahbaby
    @Abdullahalahbaby 년 전 +329

    It’s sad to see this come to an end! I will miss it!

    • @hidayahs9711
      @hidayahs9711 년 전

      Booooo!!!

    • @Abdullahalahbaby
      @Abdullahalahbaby 년 전 +7

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 jacksepticeyes dad died, bots laughed about it, and now technoblade this ain’t fair.

    • @hidayahs9711
      @hidayahs9711 년 전

      I hate haters especially if it’s a series that lasted forever and is about to end Japanese username

    • @10yearsago9yearsago9
      @10yearsago9yearsago9 년 전 +2

      @那还是继续黑♠️化的妖梦 bro u are such a hater technoblade is in heaven + ur content is only 1 video i reported u for harassment

    • @xCYKS
      @xCYKS 년 전 +1

      @@10yearsago9yearsago9 its a bot, dont give attention to it

  • @KittAnimations
    @KittAnimations 년 전 +92

    it was nice of mojang to put in the microsoft higher executives in this one, really shows that mojang listens to its community while microsoft doesnt even care, it just wants money

    • @rigboy1234
      @rigboy1234 년 전 +5

      You’re acting like Mojang doesn’t have any fault, though.
      By example, all the bad Things of the Wild Update are because of them.

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 년 전 +4

      @@rigboy1234 no they arent tf

    • @rigboy1234
      @rigboy1234 년 전 +4

      @@kelpdock8913 Yes, they are. Microsoft doesn’t take charge of the updates, or anything that happens on them.
      The chat has the possibility to be Microsoft’s fault, though.

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 년 전 +5

      @@rigboy1234 microsoft decided to release the teasers for it, thats why people were dissapointed

    • @rigboy1234
      @rigboy1234 년 전 +1

      @@kelpdock8913 And Mojang prepared and cancelled the Features.

  • @laurensullivan705

    I would love to see weather changes in every biome kinda like the real world. If it's possible

  • @GabePuratekuta
    @GabePuratekuta 년 전

    That guy wanting to know where the bathroom is needs a raise.

  • @Natural_Power
    @Natural_Power 년 전 +39

    I feel like the intro's supposed to represent Microsoft forcing its regulations onto the game

  • @idkwhyimevenhere
    @idkwhyimevenhere 년 전 +56

    It's sad to see these two go, but I have a feeling they'll come back, be it a cameo or a whole new series all together, I have hope

  • @liamcampbell3721
    @liamcampbell3721 년 전 +2

    2 years ago, the first secrets of Minecraft video was released, with mobbo on the thumbnail.

  • @yalkn2073
    @yalkn2073 년 전

    "We don't want to insult the cultures who make mud bricks by making the recipe too easy"
    Wooden plank crafting recipe: Shove a log in your crafting menu, get 4 planks
    Mud bricks are used irl because its easy

  • @jbasasa
    @jbasasa 년 전 +104

    I would miss this great series. I gonna say, Mojang can be the most inviting game developing company I never met. Thanks for these series. I hope more just like this.