EVERY PREGNANCY EVER
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- 게시일 2019. 06. 16.
- Everyone raves about the joy of having a bun in the oven and eating for two, but nothing can prepare you for the hormones, unpredictable mood swings, and hideous maternity clothes. This is EVERY PREGNANCY EVER.
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CAST
Courtney Miller (@co_mill)
Shayne Topp (@supershayne)
Kimmy Jimenez (@kimmydoesstuff)
Damien Haas (@damienhaas)
Ian Hecox (@smoshian)
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
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PA: Jacqi Jones
PA: Austin Barrett
DP: Mitch Anderson
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
Cam Op: Billy Yates
1st AC: Shelby Conzelman
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Steven Cirocco
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Props/Stage Coord: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Dresser/Buyer: Natalia Brito
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Makeup: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Billy Yates
Gaffer: Joseph Putruzzello
Gaffer: Anthony Hwang
Key Grip: Trent Turner
Community Manager: Cece Wrenn
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
It/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
Smosh Sketch Editor: Mike Small
GFX: Brittany Metz
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
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“uGggGGHhhHH YOU SMELL LIKE WATER!!”
-Courtney, 2019
Austin Moon Ha.
Lol
water has no smell at all.
@ExzoZombiez *water*
Austin Moon I read that just a Courtney had said that I’m dying laughing rn 🤣
The “ew you smell like water” thing was so accurate I choked 😂
Weird
I was like wtf why u say dat why u say dat huh?
Me: *smells water* Hm, doesn't smell like anything, so he doesn't smell like anything then.
Yesss💀😂
So accurate you chocked on WATER
Girls in the office: talking about birth
Damian: *nods casually and throws up in his water cup*
I’m your first like
He should of taken another sip after
@@ackles_ass thank you 💖
who is your profile picture
he did do that, great news every1 just skip the video and just read these lazy, unfunny, unoriginal comments
I love the Damien listening to the girls convo while getting water and then nodding so casually while he pukes into the cup 🤣🤣🤣
It was so casual of him and he didn’t even try to interrupt which is nice of him
I mean when me and my friends talk about stuff like birth and periods I bet we’re making some guy uncomfortable
@@steveharvey4267I've been there. I would have two friends do that. And I would just nod like he did
"I'm craving ham but also death"
That is the most relatable thing I've ever heard
Indians on this channel finally
Same and I'm a guy and a middle schooler
I’m craving something savory, but also the sweet SWEET release of death.
Comment on the top comment? It's free real estate 😎
courtney 2017: ew you smell like an ash tray
courtney 2019: ew you smell like water
well done courtney
Maria Fernandez *ash tray
It was ask tray
West Bound oh sorry didn’t know
r/BoneAppleTea
_they're evolving_
Every pregnancy ever
9 MONTHS AGO
Same
Omg that’s still happening
CONSPIRACY
SAME
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAOO
Damien: Hey! whens the baby due?
Courtney: What baby????
ME: its was at the moment that he knew, he f****ed up
Okay I'm sorry but....
It's* knew*
Lmfao so cringey
My mom did that whenever a random stranger asked
@@MsKate1001 basically he assumed she was pregnant from her size, she was but she was just messing with him
"I'm craving ham, but also death"
Me too sis, me too
Hey we kind of had the same comments! Nice!
I saw this comment after it happened
@@janethblack6563 you don't have any vidoes *me neither*
I'm gonna be like, the chillest pregnant person ever
-Courtney 2019
My step mom Name is Courtney AND SHE IS SO CHILL AND SHE PREGNET
@@domoxio How do u get pregananant?
You smell like water
Sebi how old are you?
*STILL CHILL*
Smosh just shipped Courtney and shayne together in the first few seconds...
Yassssssssssssssssssss.Same.
Ya they do that a lot😂
SomeEarthBean :3 they also do that in their breakup video
SomeEarthBean :3 yep
They do it a lot. It's called gettin' them clicks.
"BEFORE I KILL MY HUSBAND!!"
"Do it! Do it!" Made me laugh so hard
When in the video
@@krealil 4:46
Dew it! Dew it! Love the star wars referance
I have a chancellor palpatine custom cursor so it made me laugh even more
I love how shayne and Courtney are always together in the every blank ever
Chloe& Rachael finally someone says this their always together
Maybe they are irl
She is always with the other guy in the second clip sorry i dont know his name i dropped off after 2014
Chloe& Rachael shartny
I got you to 1k likes
“He could be an serial killer OR AN INVESTMENT BANKER”
I was just thinking about that XD
Loved that one 😂😂😂😂
Equally as bad
American psycho
That woman was overreacting
A little Bundy in the oven.. welp, that’s one way to fry him 😂
Honestly Kimmy is really funny I love her
They should has Courtney freaking Miller pregnant and Courtney pregnancy arguing 😂
Now that is a video 😂
Aaron John righttttt🤣
Damien: gets water
Damien: spits out water. (2:43)
The lack of grammar in this thread is harming my brain, I feel like you guys are speaking another language.
Reading that made me get dyslexia
“Uhhhg you smell like water!” -Courtney 2019
Ugh smells like teen spirit
"I'm too tired to fall asleep"
Me: yeah, that makes sense.
It's pregnant woman logic
It is actually possible to be too tired to sleep. It has happened to me before
I wrote the same comment but you did it better
ROFL
It does make sense this is coming from a 13 year old boy
Video: *34 weeks pregnant*
Woman: *still looks 12-14 weeks pregnant*
😂😂😂😂
yawn
arent you that chick from Scott Pilgrim?
My professor’s sister looked 5 months but was really 7 months and just super skinny.
maybe it’s a very small baby
Gwen Clark all valid points, I just found that kind of funny
YOU SMELL LIKE WATER
-Courtney Miller 2019
Why not Zoidberg
this comment is so original
The original got way less likes
*i love democrecy*
Ok let's be real here whos pregnet in the smosh pit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that was the point
“I’m gonna be like, The chillest pregnant person ever“
-Courtney Miller 2019
-Courtney Freakin Miller.... get it right lmao
Dxnielle Games nah, it was Courtney Miller
@@KoZhai i was just messing around geez .
Who ever the new girl is, i like her a lot already. She fits perfect.
*woman
“UGH YOU SMELL LIKE WATER”
this is too true
4:23 of you don't get it it's very impolite to touch a pregnant woman's stomach without permission
But then she insulted her children back
oh
It used to be casual for a fellow woman to touch a pregnant woman's belly and sending prayer, but society change and now people dont want other people to touch them without permision/at all. Just like how you arent suposed to touch random kids's cheeks out of cuteness. I agree with this change
@@account-ll8ou Same, it's just creepy to touch other people's kids at random, same with a pregnant belly, even if it's to send a prayer.
I thought she was fat
Ian- We're going to make him meet all the gender stereotypes
Also Ian- Omg yass *jumps* yess
Me go knoz SIM I tThom
qfor
. read wonly0Pll
@@grsreekanthful wot
I love telling people my uncle's name is Ted. The reaction is priceless.
No wonder...
Danielle Bundy wait i just noticed ur last name LMAO
YES! OMG YES!
haha I bet
I don’t get it
“Giverdadrugs GiVe HeR tHe DrUgS”
😂😂😂😂
When you realize it’s been *nine months*
And u realise that's been 9 months
When it's been 10 months 👁👁
Last one: “at least I’m not pregnant tho!”
This one: oof let’s mess that up!!
"how do you feel about emily?"
me: oh hey thats my name-
"emily grace-"
WOAH THERE
Who is Emily grace?
emxly yeah
@@green_grass2428 she is Emily gracefullludeleiciouslybeautufulllygorgeousgirlishfeministgurls
wow lol
My name is Emily Grace, and that part freaked me out
When this reaches 12 months make an ”Every Birth Ever”
This should have more likes lmao
12 months wtf
yeeeaaahh just 9 months
You mean 9 months??
You mean 9 months?
Who else saw the
“DoNt MeSs WiTh My DiScOuNt”
Commercial
Of that pregnant woman
Yes 1million Times
lol yeah 🤣
Me
it came on right before this video
Yeas i dids DitUrbiNg
"I'm just a very specific kind of pervert", Ian 2019. But isn't everybody really?
No really no one
ALOT of the guys I’ve seen it in my eyes
Define specific?
My relation to watermelons is actually very normal, at least to me!
The uno reverse in response was great
Teacher: *gives birth*
9 yr old: guess what happened 9 months ago
Other 9 yr old: *laughing*
I don't get it
@@arunv.959 Normies won't get it.
@@therandomcommentor6228 Instead of that u could _explain_ the joke.
Nicocrafteo Frikadas & Risas :D Normies don’t get jokes
@@Metrocysh you don't deserve to know the joke.
My favourite ian character "no, i don't have any kids. gross. no. i do have a cat though well its not really my cat i just fed it once" 🤣👍
Shayne:*cough*
Courtney:WHAT WAS THAT
Shayne:I’ll comfort u I’m sorry
Courtney:*freaks out*
Courtney (again):U SMELL LIKE WATER
Btw I liked,Subscribed and turned on my notifications
Unicorn Master wow you quoted the video, do you want a reward? You want a cookie? -_-
Ruby Red wow you’re sooooo funny xdxdxd
Wow such a funny joke, you want a cookie Einstein?
@@pearliee ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ғᴏɴᴛs
nani -E- *E* 𝙴 𝔼 Ⓔ 𝖤 𝗘 𝘌 𝙀 É є E̸ E⃨ Ė
Does ted bundy sound familiar to you
Smosh-2019. Quite of the century
genji overwatch it’s “Quote” r/boneappletea
I had to look it up.....
Myra Fulkerson lol
@@dark_ops1651 r/ihavereddit I'm not putting there though
TJ Ledford same that guy is wow..
Courtney: I'm craving ham but I'm also craving death.
Me: Wait, I thought this was every pregnancy ever not every teen ever.
Same. I was looking for this comment.
Those pigs that made that ham were *not* craving death! Maybe you should think about that!
Gaylord Robinson found the vegan
mooooooooooooooood
Kyle Felicio *every WHITE teen ever
2:50 Damien's reaction in this segment gets me every time!
*"You smell like water!!!"*
I laughed my head off.
“Nice baby!”
“Nice pizza and ice cream!”
*suprised pikachu*
Omg Pikachu
@@Liz_k562 ok
UwU
Surprised mechanics
“God! You smell like water”
My friend smells like water, well, the person who I always stay 96 metres away from cause he smells so bad.
Well thats nice
Good for you
Don't know what metres is but good for you
I always smell like water,Because I always drink it.
😂 true 😂
Shayne: *coughs*
Courtney: *and I took that personally*
“I’m too tired to fall asleep” 🤨
That is an actual thing though
ghostclout
very real
“Yes! Now I can love my kid until he disappoints me!”
-Ian 2019
And by disappointment by saying I'm gay
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Wolfe Games me too man
She’s been pretty good in her previous cameos, but props to Kimmy Jimenez, she got a starring role and absolutely crushed it in this video.
“Give me all the drugs, all of them now!!!!!”
Damien's face when he's at the water cooler is me every single time anyone talks about giving birth
Damn that woman can lift a man with one hand while pregnant. If only I could lift like that
RiꜱᴇnHᴇᴇd I can’t tell if you’re serious or not
Pain can undo your limiters
“I’m craving ham and death”
That’s a whole-ass mood right there
One of your five a day!!!
2:02 LMAO 🤣
*"MAKE ME F**KN NUMB"*
Fanfic writers have 0:00-0:51 seconds of Courtney and shayne together with a kid lol
“The baby will turn out to be a serial killer or an investment banker”
Huh yeah both are just as bad 😂
...
Fu
JAE1146 just a joke dude
"You smell like water" is my new favourite insult
"I have complete control over my emotions"
Said everyone ever.
Is just me or is anybody still wondering what water smells like
Uhh me to
I defo ain’t pregnant but I smell water sometimes and I just go “It’s smells of water!!”
2s pregnant
Pregnant lady: WHY ARENT YOU COMFERTERING ME
*Comforting.. 😑
@@evidence7338 lmao I was going to comment that
I’m sorry but lest be real here :
*ABOUT 95% OF THE COMMENTS ARE QUOTES FROM THIS VIDEO*
Gacha Baka “YOU SMELL LIKE WATER!!!!!!”
@@TheOriginalScribbleStudios Im TO TIRED TO FALL ASLEEP!!!
As this comment is sandwiched between 2 quotes from the video comment😂
Franki Zeller “I’M UPSET WHY AREN’T YOU COMFORTING ME?!”
American Assassin AHAHAHA!! Court and shayne are so cute together!!
“I don’t have any kids I’m just a very specific kind of pervert”
I can honestly see Courtney talking to Damien like that 4:08
0:26 “im too tired to fall asleep.” -courtney 2019
happened to me twice. one of 'em was after 19 hours straight changing buses
@@flaviohaggis4817 احنا نتن
@@mahmoudalmasri7207 chicken won't count themselves ya basha
They Gave me what equals 100 gineh as compensation lol
That was my graduation quote
Let’s name him Ted Bundy...
God: hmmm seems legit
Lol he was a serial killer
No shit sherlock
Yeah, he was a serial killer. Kinda like Ivan Mallat *(idk how to spell his last name, and voice correct and auto correct aren’t helping)*
I think my grandma was married to him once
@@darealrealrealjc4882 damn
Make me f**king numb! I acc couldn’t😂😂😂
This video made me feel jealous of the mother of Shayne’s future children.
Right!? He’s such a mush
Ian: “I can love my son till he disappoints me!”
Me: 😂
I got complete control.
36 weeks later ahgahahg WHAT!
20 weeks later. It started at 14 and ended up at 34
34* weeks
Don’t think I missed that question hidden at the beep
Chicken Wings
You only saw one?
“I’m too tired to fall asleep”
Thats too accurate
Ted Bundy doesn’t that sound familiar to you?
That’s how you know it’s a good name.
Touché
I see it’s a double entendre so why not zoidberg
Nice
-
_remembers me watching the ted bundy movie and remembers what he did_o-o
Honestly... I dont understand this oneಠ_ಠ
Hawa Najwa Abdullah How do you not know who Ted Bundy is in short terms he was a serial killer.
No one:
Literally nobody:
4:37 *Smosh* : WhAt WouLd yOuR fOoD baBY bE?
spi5Y ...
Mexican quisine
Pasta cus im a broke uni student
@@jenniferlozano1072 what
1:53 OMFG I cried this part was so amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pause at 0:15, isnt that adorable?😍 I ship them so hard
Oh god you smell like WATER!!
😂😂😂
Remember Ian is pregnant?
Good times.
and anthony getting pregnant because he hold stevie's hand
Good times
f
Ian is the best dad there ever was even though he still believes in Santa clause yeah yeah
Ian: Anthony is the best dad there ever was.
Stevie: he held hand with me and made a baby girl.
Ian: shut up Stevie.
14 weeks: I’m gonna be like the chillest pregnant woman ever
32 weeks: NOW ITS BECOME LIKE A SERIAL KILLER OR AN INVESTMENT BANKER
“My god u smell like water!” Omg I’m saying that to my parents everytime they annoy me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just bought the you are my favorite pizza place shirt
@@jeyanthykumaravel6254 stop
Jeyanthy Kumaravel what?
@@jeyanthykumaravel6254 that was a joke do not feel offended
Do you want a sticker?
Nobody cares
What is pregnant?
I’ve only heard of pregananant
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction I see you everywhere who are you
BREGANT, lol I if u watch pewdiepie you’ll get it
Dey pregenanananante
Oh hey u again
Pergent
“I don’t have kids. I have a cat tho. Well he’s my neighbours cat, but I fed him once. So he’s like my fur baby.”
Omg 😆
The 2:45 moment with kimmy, Courtney and Damien had me cracking up.
Best part of the video
*Talk about gross pregnancy stuff.
* Eavesdrop on conversation regrets everything throws up in cup.
Yeah this is going to be one of my favorites.♥️
"East drops" ?
@@EvanAviator thank you for pointing that out I didn't even realize I spelled it wrong 😊
Yapping loudly near the water cooler and a person overhearing the convo isn't eavesdropping....
Someone just picked shayne from the neck holy SH*T😂
Doctor Ian is what I needed during quarantine
"Before I kill mah husband" had me dying there xD
Courtney:YOU SMELL LIKE WATER UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shayne:but i’m 72% water
"Send me pics"
"Oh yea for sure man"
"Wait, what?"
The first one made me go crazy laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
" YoU SMelL LikE WaTeR "
Me : wtf 😂🤔
*serial killer or an INVESTMENT BANKER*
*OH GOD NO*
Sidharth kudva *not the investor!!*
Sidharth kudva, There was also a Ted Bundy reference. Kinda weird, what are they trying to say here?!
I Don’t Get The Joke that Ted Bundy is his grandfather or something.
Are Keith, Noah and Olivia part time now? They're not in many videos anymore.
They've stated from the beginning that not everyone was going to be available all the time. I believe many of them got part-time jobs outside off YT since - ya know - they were unemployed for so long. On top of that, Mythical Entertainment studios are pretty far from some of them.
I like the rotating cast right now, though. Better than shoe-horning them all into EVERY video :)
Yeah I hope they would be in more videos
Tbh as long as shayne is here we gucci
trainradioable yeah i miss them in the squad vlogs and stuff
It's literally only Shayne, Courtney, Damien, and Ian which is okay because they're arguably the funniest
If anyone ever had touched my stomach when I had my son, I would've been so pissed
touchy much?
(pun intended)
2:35 Damien just pulled out money. Must’ve lost a bet haha 😂
Courtney: i got complete control
36 weeks later
DID YOU JUST BREATHE!!!!?! WTF SHAYNE
XVenoM Exactly.
I have mad respect for pregnant women because there's NO WAY I would be able to carry a little alien inside of me for 9 whole months :)
Weird way to call yourself an alien
When I see pregnant women I think of Alien Vs Predator 2 when the pregnant woman's belly exploded
Eric Champlin maybe because you’re a dude
@@Kate-yw7jr This is true
It's actually 10 months but okay
OH MY GOD!!!! 😂😂i put captions when the first skit happened, and when Courtney left, the caption said (in Shane's words) ''wut jus happend?'' 😂😂😂😂👌👌🤣🤣
When I was about five months pregnant I had a decent little bump and I did that to someone when they ask when the baby was due on like what baby and the look on their face was priceless plus it brought me a little joy to an uncomfortable pregnancy😆
3:07 lmao Damien just casually thinking about it
Hahahaha
”No drugs, i want to be awake”
”GIVE ME THE DAMN DRUUUUGS”🤣🤣
That was hilarious.
You do NOT want to feel everything. I had a bulging disk when I was pregnant and when I was in labor (for 25 1/2 hours) my son was pushing on my bulging disk, so I was having back labor and regular labor pains. It was the worst thing I ever experienced. And the dr tried to convince me that I wasn't in labor for the first 17 hours, so they wouldn't do anything for me.
ouch
2:43 damien's facial expressions killed me