Every Substitute Teacher Ever
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- 게시일 2019. 12. 01.
- Your teacher called in sick, but don’t worry- there’s always a Bill Nye video on deck. This is EVERY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Vanessa Merrell // / vanessamerrell
Veronica Merrell // / veronicamerrell
Garrett Palm // / gpalm79
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Shayne Topp, Damien Haas & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
1st AD: David Gutel
DP: Billy Yates
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Eddie Vigil V
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Jonathan Na
Key PA: Austin Barrett
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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“RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME..... PUT THAT HAND DOWN”
-literally every teacher I’ve ever had
doubt
Comeback: isn’t that how a conversation work not a hey I’m not invisible and I need to say something hand raise and point talk
gg jig comeback comeback: yeah you can put that hand down I’m not taking questions at this time.
@@Key.Fantasy r/woooosh
"That's right, I'm in your BRAINS..."
"THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO"
-said every teacher ever
The clock does not dismiss you, the glock does
The bell doesn't tell me to go to class, I do
@@bokutoplays3537 legendary
Stanley Barnett ppppppp
sophia dallas I was drifting to sleep and I heard that I woke up in a startle from flash backs. I’ve been out of school for like 2 years
I love that Damien has read so much Lovecraft that he can just improv a whole ritual that sounds like something right from the books.
They should get him in a Dropout show
hp lovecraft cat has a good name
@@abps5sp2 he also named his cat after a character in his books
Mr.Grub seems like a dope teacher. Seems like he’d tell you his prison stories.
The whole class period is just him talking about prison stories non-stop
I had a teacher like that, fucking great teacher they were.
He sounds like a former cop or marine..at first.
True that
But he's high in class
“Bip”
- Substitute Teachers in 2019
sup Khaos
Apparently,For All The Periods They Had Substitute Teacher In Their Class
…bip…
JODisHere wagwan?
Lol
Other bloopers: messing up the lines
Smosh: Just a bunch of improv
so sorry u got stabbed 28 times dude
Haha nice username, after playing dbh I had one friend who yelled "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS" at me twice a day
JODisHere ya but I’m good now bro
I love your name
28 Stab Wounds couldn’t leave him a chance, huh
Mr.Bep is a legend, he is basically every substitute teacher I’ve had.
Mr.Bep writes like he’s dying.
Mr.Bep talks like he is dying.
Me.Bep is a really nice and understanding person.
His name is mr. Bejiksjukisburg.
@@lcs684 No it's Blurblabrlabureb
@@videomakermiller8188 no it’s mr bloopburpburbablebblopbleepblopbepblurpbadabingbadaboom
I thought it was mr blurbeurnsiejrjnf mcfmtiirkkrkridkdblurp
I can understand his language
"Is this gonna be on the test?"
"Oh, bep."
“Oh, bet”
*b e p*
Bep bep bep ohhh bep
I love mr bep
"She's married to my mom... who's a cop."
You go Damien.
"Uhh you tell her that her son is wonderful student... And I'm an ally"
Wildheart Razorfang we love lesbains
Go DeMarcus
@@user-qt9ly8ef8p wtf
Wesley_Ford ??????????
"The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you!" Too true 😂😂
sup ethan
Sup bot
Then why do we have a bell? 😂
Them doing that is a war crime
YESSS I MISSED LUNCH BEFORE.
Plot twist: Mr. Grub is Courtney Freaking Miller's real Dad.
Now that makes perfect sense
Stfuuuloll
Took the words right out of my mouth.
This is my new head canon
He’s also the principal
“What’s even in that case?”
“BIRDS.”
“Guess what?”
_Shakes case_
“Now it’s just meat.”
*Everyone dies laughing*
I WAS LITTELRY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT-
Rec Room player yass
*ABANDON YOUR GOD*
im in so many tears xD
😥
i was in tears when was on that part
"The bell doesn't dismiss you I do"
Everyone can relate to this
My teachers made a stupid meme and printed it and taped it on the wall to their classrooms to try to look cool.
If the bell doesn’t dismiss us then it doesn’t tell us when to get to class
Mexico Wall
OMG SUCH A GOOD POINT! NOW I HAVE A COMEBACK TO THE TEACHERS NEXT TIME THEY SAY THAT
Professor Shaco you don’t even know :/
Facts
"Don't you backsass me you talking fire hydrant"
-Mr.Grubb
**Grubb
3:48
Hub
Logan Porter - Its Mr. Grub, it says on the white board
Grub not Grubb
Damien's Characters is basically the key and peele substitute teacher
Pretty much lol
I demand that Mr. Grub become a recurring character
Hell yes.
I Really love this guy so FUCK YEAH!!
Your wish was semi granted in the new how to cheat on a test video and it's one of the funniest things l've ever seen
"Your mom is single right"
"She's married to my mom who's a cop"
Easiest way to get out of a situation
Almir Hastor might be lesbian
That's why he said that he's an ally.
@VortexPlayz - ROBLOX, Puppy’s and PixelGun3D! holy shit I did not see my comment got so much likes
Ay thank you bruh
Ady🤪🤩😍
Thanks for the likes
Go to 3:39 the way he says cocaine is amazing
"She's married, to my mom, who's a COP."
damien absolutely killed me this ep holy cow
“Im not a fire hydrant”
-shayne 2020
D O N T Y O U B A C K S A S S M E Y O U T A L K I N F I R E H Y D R A N T
love that the merrell twins are just low key chillin in the back
"I would like to see your homework."
"Sure, what kind of bread?"
I love this
Potato
Now THIS, is an underrated comment😅
Ciro Ascarelli FR🤣🤣🤣
I- 😂😂
“ABANDON YOUR GOD”
- Damien Haas 2019
sup dude. i bored
Drop that hhhhhhaaaand
666th like
can we please have a series of Damien standing in front of a class improving nonsense for hours at a time
SHAYNE'S MR GOODMAN!!!!!
Me: *breathes*
Mr grub: *W H O S T H E J O K E S T E R*
WHO IS IT
DETETION
HeyItsMeJk 69 also Mr. Grub: *turn your breath into a long lecture*
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
I THE JOKE STER
“What’s even in that case?”
*BIRDS*
Phunakart I heard pigs
“Guess what?” “Now it’s just meat”
Perfectly logical
Ika Yemen I was about to do that! =(
I laughed so hard when they asked what was in the briefcase and Damien yelled birds
Teachers: *The bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you.*
Me: *What the hell is the purpose of the bell then.*
"To crush your spirit with false hope, mwahahaha!"
("ABANDON YOUR GOD!")
I love how the Merrell twins are in the back laughing
Thea KFrank i didn’t notice them until the end of the video
I thought I was the only person to notice
Samantha Heine same
Thea KFrank I know it was really funny
Thea KFrank I was about to say the merrell twins were just there for no reason
The mumbling teacher with the auto generated closed captions is hilarious.
The Rexafyte 😂😂😂😂😂
Tried it lol
Lol
Wtiutr
Lol I made and entire comment of it
“SO YOUR SURE HES DEAD BUT YOU SWEAR YOU SAW A TWITCH SO YOU THROW IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN”
"m-mr grub the bell rang 2 hours ag-"
"THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU"
“She’s married to my mom who’s a cop!”
Damien’s character has two moms!
Cute little detail.
I was thinking the Sam thing
Yeah, I absolutely loved that!
I had to do a double take when I heard that! So happy to see even a slight sense of representation.
Jesus you guys are pathetic
@@thematiasmadness7010 Haha, found the homophobe.
"The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does."
- Mr.Grub
wrong your opinion is WRONG
He doesn’t say that
Let's start subtracting!
-Longbeachgriffy
I love your profile pic my fav character is bakugo
My favourite character is Endeavour tbh
Shayne looks like a dad trying to be cool
sup alex
JODisHere hey person
Reminded me of his "cool teacher" character on So Random
JODisHere What? Wtf? Is there a joke here I’m not getting?
JODisHere holy crap, that's a lot of subs
I CANNOT fathom how Ian's giberish teacher character never made a comeback... its legitimately one of their strongest works. Ian is such a natural. I need this character to be a weekly thing🤣👏
Mr.grubb is the only one that didn’t get in trouble XD
When Ian said "derks burka bek ouk"
I felt that
I know
And beb?
I’m the 300th like
He didn't tho.
when he was talking i think he said some thing in german
“YOU RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!”
*raises hand*
“Dro-p Tha-t HAND!”
1:56
😂
😏
XD
How to do bold
2:45 when he said tygyhyhygygtf bop i felt that 🥺
I remember one time we had a substitute teacher and he brought his German Shepherd it was probably a special needs dog but she was so cute
for every line Damien had, I was there, losing my shit-
"ABANDON YOUR GOD" perfection
bruh the way he said cocaine had me dying😂
Atheists: lol wat
“DON’T YOU BACK SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT”
y’all didn’t have to go so hard in this but you did and it’s appreciated.
When he said "funk" oooooooo and when he said "Rage Againest The Machine" I was like"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh leeeeeettttssss goooooooooooo" .................lol
“The bell don’t dismiss you I do!” Say “what the bell for?”
"The bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!!!!!!"
-says every school ever
Jianhao?
Shayne’s character in the beginning is like the popular kid turned into the lame uncle 😂
sup brick
FunBrickStudios yea
I assumed the he was based on his so random character
@@MrDankTM Sup bot
“ABADON YOUR GOD!”
-Mr. Grub
2020
Frankly Stacy graduating teacher's college in under a year is impressive though
I legitimately choked on my ice cream when Damien jumped on the desk and said “don’t you backsass me you talking fire hydrant”
DON’T YOU BACK SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT 😂
You raise that hand when you talk to me!
Raises hand:
YOU DROP THAT HAND!
" DONT BACK-SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT" lmao
I know your games
OOF
that was my favorite part lmaooooooooo
I'm not a fire hydrant
It was so horrifyingly accurate to my real substitute teacher.
I’d gladly watch a regular series starring Mr. Grub
I’d gladly watch a regular series with any of these substitutes
Yea I agree
Same
Grub said no vaping in class I’m dead 💀😂
Smosh the people have spoken we need more Mr.grub
Garrett is an underrated gem in this
Garrett is an underrated gem at smosh
“don’t back sass me you talking fire hydrant” best line ever spoken
no one:
Mr. Grub: WHO THE JOKESTER
Hilarious
The fact that you said “no one:” made it so much funnier 🥴
woahhh we have the same name bro
@@MrDankTM bbbooooootttt is u
JODisHere why are replying to everyone
*someone moves*
YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A YEARS TIME OF DETENTION!!!
whats it like being a gamer dude
THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU!
lol so true 😂👌🏼
Mr.grub is one of the best smosh characters of all time up there with chosen and Courtney freakin Miller 😂
No one:
Damien: ...
*ABANDON YOUR GOD*
whats it like being blue my dude
@Watergirl Blue
Hi Viktor.
I don't get it.
I read that as it happened 😂
Both funny an Yuri on Ice!!! Take my like
"ABANDON YOUR GOD"
-Subsitute teacher 2019
sup cole
@@MrDankTM what's up
420 likes
anyone else here because of smosh mouth
Looking up every clip they mentioned
Yup yup yupppp
What Smosh mouth
Yes
Yes
*Gibberish Teacher translations (you're welcome, lol)*
2:35 Alright class, I've heard that your teacher's absent, so I'm your substitute teacher Mr. Bleerbeecheekersblub. Now today we're going to be going over some Math, and some physics and Bedebackdub What? Yes?
4:50 Okay, so your just gonna get your book out, and then you're going to do the dance and then your gonna budebemp, thisbeartose..Ugh Yes? Can you write that down? Yep. Ugh, now, you whetter there and then you wattewher and the sweater, Yes? Is this gonna be on the test? Oh, yes..
8:04 So first thing you didn't know about Michael Mandy, is that its gonna be a big ol' jeans, and you go in the snow and you get dead... Excuse me, could you just put on a movie like a regular substitute teacher? Well, alright...
[In Video] Alright, so you got the flippity flop and the jawjekejumpins, but then you got the schtemobop and the beepers of course...heh, thats anotomy [Obnoxious Laughter] Wtf??
9:10 Alright, so in conclusion, you got matrisio and heperbatho and then the blop blob bop and then the lu-lu lemon and oohh, it looks like we're about 5 minutes away from the bell so you guys are good to go
(Hope this was helpful in some way, or at least entertaining)
Amazing
Its way more funnier reading this and watching it
HOW THE FUCK?
“What is even in that case”
“BIRDS”
“Guess what now it’s just meat”
Best blooper ever lmao
No the best one is when he slaps the board and says abandon your god
Shayne: “What’s even in that case?”
Damien: “BIRDS” *aggressively hits case on desk*
Gabby H now it’s just meat.
these are the kind of videos where you can watch them over and over again and they never get old
“she’s married to my mom… who’s a cop” 😭
Me: does nothing
Mr Grub: WHO’S THE JOKESTER
😂😂😂😂😂
U
*brEatHEs*
"what's in that case-"
"b I R D S"
I'm actually in tears
NOW IT’S JUST MEAT 😂😂😂
0:44 I love how you can see Courtney mouth "what the fuck?"
11:03 shayne- “sixth grade’s crazy” 😭😭
No one:
Damien: "WHO'S THE JOKESTER!?
ok?
Trevor Dow you?
@@dancemomsaudioswap5810 yes. It is me, Trevor Dow. AKA a member of DJ Khalid
NO BACK TALK!!!
Trevor Dow a aron
Courtney: *takes puff of inhaler*
Damien: "NO VAPING IN CLASS!"
Sad you've got only 1 like heres another ! :)
Thx
3:30
You know what's sad is this has happened to me alot 😔
It’s so true tho
0:56 you can see damien trying so hard not to break character and laugh
Mr Grub for president. I would trust that man to carry me through the apocalypse single-handedly.
Shayne: What's even in that briefcase?
Mr. Grub: **B I R R R R R R D D D D S S S.**
Birds :)
NOW ITS JUST MEAT
Now its just meat
No its *meat*
*B I R D S*
“Who’s holding, be cool?”
*ad break*
Wow well played Smosh
lol, the reason i went down to the comments is because of the ad.
Hahhh
"your not even a year older then us"
" wait aren't you that girl that graduated last year?"
what???
Honestly, best smosh sketch ever. The bloopers made this perfect. More smoshers freely chaosing through their characters please 🙏🏻
Was this video just giving Courtney, Shayne and Damien a character each then letting them improv for 20 minutes?
And Ian
*chuckles* Improve what?
@@zwxchy1476 improv
@@sondikku2318 it's a joke dude xD
13*
Damien‘s character is Courtney freakin Miller’s dad
hello nic
@@MrDankTM wtf are you doin here
Damien Flippin Haas
Damien's character is Mr.Grub
This is the only acceptable smosh headcanon in this realm or any other
And now we are back here
11:47 … thought he was gonna say “I hope you know I’m the real slim shady…”
“Abandon your god!” - Mr. Grub
Which time stamp?
The exact Time I saw this comment I saw the scene
I think Mr. Grub is my new favorite Damien character. "ABANDON YOUR GOD, BECAUSE ITS TIME..." is my new favorite quote
Damien's acting deserves an award. All the awards. Let's make new awards, just to give them to Damien.
You forgot when a teacher knows the name of one student, they pick on them to answer every single question just because they know their name
"What's even in that case?*
*"bURDS"*
michaxl now its meat
i bored
the birds work for the bourgeoisie
Shayne: "You're not even a year older than us." (Graduated last year)
Also Shayne: "6th grade is crazy!"
Nailed it, shayne
Garrett as the principal is underrated in this sketch
Came from the smoshcast😂 mr goodman indeed😂 props to shayne❤️🤣🤣🤣
I feel like Damien didn't even have to act in the first sketch, that was just him natural reaction to Shayne
“Is your mom hot?”
Shane 2019
HOLY SO MUCH LIKES THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH
I will be the first comment
I think his name is Fire Hydrant
In her own way
Lol
the first one gives me snl vibes lmao
I've never been this mortified watching someone teach in my life
Mr Carson is literally me trying to impress people xD
whats up alfo
and he's doing a great job
Never noticed that
@@MrDankTM ur a god
@@dremsal1659 I'd have to disagree.
Love you guys 😋 and Garrett was awesome in this!
"THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU *I* DISMISS YOU!!!"
This line is so on point that not even accuracy itself can describe it
“I didn’t go to college, college came to me.”
yep
Hahh
“What’s even in that case?”
“BIRDS”
2:36 I translated Ian:
“B’alright class, ur regular teachers out so I’m ur substitute teacher, mr. BiggabeJigglesber. now today we’re gonna be going over some math, some physics, and Bela-boop”
Big B Tigglesworth
Much appreciated
I think the name is mr. big-chicken butt sound like
Oh shoot that actually helped
Thanks
lol