Food Theory: Coffee, Science's MOST IMPORTANT Discovery!

same

i like food theory more than game theory except when austin does a video again then game theory is easily the best of the three

I used to think this channel was a joke but now I'm glad it ain't

I definitely agree

I like food theory cause it has food

Wait, thats illegal

Or Patpot
Or even PotMat

MopTap

Potpatttt

Madpot

Fax

Straight fax

These fax dont lie

That's what stimulants can do to a man.

@Nasser Wael Saleh Hashla Al Messabi Lol

Fr, as an active user myself, I knew full well just how popular and easy to obtain it's become before he even said it

@@mayravixx25 the couple times I’ve tried it, I’ve never liked it much, but hey, you can take my share haha! Gonna have to rewatch this, now!

yeah most people have this idea of people getting drunk for breakfast and lunch when it was definitely nothing like that for most people

I was thinking more about adderall tbh

@@Em-yj8ge Yeah but the amount of ADHD youth in todays population it wouldn't work for about 9 million people in the world

Immediately.

matpat: what if i told you there was another drug?
me: *hits blunt* you don't say

i thought he was gonna say cocaine but not consuming it as in powder but the leaves of the plant

Throw it hard enough and get a restraining order and it will

not if you eat the apple seeds along with the apple

That phrase also carrots make you see better were both made for people to eat more fruit/ veggies.

Well it depends on how hard u throw it a him

Yeah or else u get EVIL CoRoNaViRuS vAcCiNe, but hey that's just a theory a conspiracy theory

We need this

just use the popcorn button

Atreyu Davis no

i feels like there is not much to talk in that subject

I thought you said "is it possible to poop a perfect bag of popcorn"

I was thinking cocaine first but as the screen got greener I knew.

StaticNebula26 the world would either get way greater or way worse if we all started pounding blow lol

The answer always starts with 42

The instant he started talking about the 3rd drug I was like, is it weed? Is it weed?

I knew it was weed when he mentioned a third one

I really like that idea

Would he eat all of those cookies on the same day or expand the rations though?

@@masterparker116 hmmm no

@@NichDevRumble no to the one day or to the expanded rations

tbh i think this channel grew most subs in a week on yt ;-;

Le Oop

That’s why it’s not gonna stick.

@@nielskivioq1168 Big brain plays in advance.

@@TheMelnTeam "poisoning the well"

Yooo I was the 420 like lmao

You do have to distill beer from the malt

🤓

Nope, beer is distilled.

@Chonky Chicken bebverage???

@Chonky Chicken miau. The sentence you write in blue is with spelling mistakes.

@Chonky Chicken oh ok I was just confused because you spelled it wrong

Sliced bread wasn’t a discovery tho

Isn't the point that grammar matters?

ah, yes. The sweet sweet bean juice that stops the brittish empire from happening again!

Lol

"bean water" I love it, I might use that someday

Omg I’m dead😹😹

No drink

Well coffee is not entirely considered as a drug. And amount matters. How much caffeine or drug you take matters as well as the type.
TLDR
Matpat is not promoting drugs.

Nevermind I didn't see the whole video.

Lmfao

@@umariqbal7557 lmao yes canabis totaly aint a drug

@@norberto05121964 I didn't see the second part. I was talking about coffee is not a drug anyway.

Y’all have no idea how good potatoes are

Matt needs to see this

Ive always been told that fitness is more dependent on your diet then exercise, but i dunno

ruyman90 another one I thought of is “in the movie ratatouille when remy makes the soup linguine messed up all he did was put a drop of water on his little rodent hands with no soap. Isn’t that extremely unsanitary?”

If you wanna be actually healthy and gain some strength, then yeah...diet plays a key factor for exercise. You need to properly fuel your body and eat the right things to not only be able to accomplish your exercise goals but to also maximize your nutrient, protein, etc intake, absorption, and use. If you wanna be healthy, you have to do both

Actually! Cannabis is NOT weed, though they are both in the same family and have the same properties, Cannabis doesn't contain THC, the chemical found in Marijuana that is meant to increase appetite and raise your dopamine levels to be equivalent to the space, in feet, from the ground to heaven and back to the power of 7

Also, your second "its" is supposed to be the contraction "it's" (contraction of "it is") (you probably don't care though, but I do)

Next thing you know cocaine is now legal.

@@christopheredwards9904 bro stfu we all mean the same thing just chill out

Ok but who asked

That's because it's been proven several times over before this channel even existed that it isn't a coincidence and it's a well known fact by now that coffee is at the roots of all you know and love today.

Yeah it's really alarming about global health the more you think about it. And all of the problems that are caused by a lack of water in our diets.

maybe it's not considered a ''drink''?

@@deadtempleknight.6332 It is, but most people aren't paying for it.

But they all have water as a part of them. A drink isn't a drink if there is no water in it. Period.
*yeah, this is big brain time*

@@dragonglider8134 So Milk isnt a drink? beer isnt a drink? Motor oil isnt a drink?

I know right??? The moment he said that a new drug was on the rise I was like “it’s weed”

i think we were all like "it's weed."

me to

Nicotine popped into my head

I ligit said the same thing

r/HydroHomies

I like water 💙

@@reubenoakley8967 then you already like 72% of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Trushil Parmar dang that’s smooth

Trushil Parmar do I smell simping

Same tho

Named after mr. Bean, too

The only worry is that the Global warming is making it harder and harder to keep bean farms healthy.

@@Gingerfrost my chocolate :(

#Me toooooooooooooooooo, my last name is bean so i own like a quarter of the earth B)

Lol

If we keep them stoned....they cannot revolt

"I'ma about to start* this entire continents career..."

Exactly why pot popularity is very dangerous. Governments would have a filed day with nations full of potheads…

Cannabis: watever mate gimme some tofee

Lol

yea i thought coke for a second

*Matpot

@@lukewiley6767 nah, coke ia what comes after weed /s.
But on a serious note, the coca leaves of the plant are actually quite healthy. Its the other crap they put into the drug that causes the most harm I think.
Stuff like grounded concrete, fuckin battery acid, and like 2% of coca leaves.

@@zemom.a.8171 There's no "after x drug", you either want to try it and like it, or you don't. I regularly smoke weed, i've tryied coke and i absolutely hate it, as well as alcohol and tobacco, but give me any psychedelic or dissociative and i'll (probably) love it. Every person is different.

same with weed lol

Some central and Eastasian migrants: You guys have to drink caffeine?

For some reason I read that as “Is that a chancla?”-

It does sound like a challenge

chubbyemu music starts...
Not even kidding, he already has a video on a dude that drank multiple pots of coffee.

lmao

OMG- YESSS JUST YESS

He was born for this

@@floris_fireball6587 yess

Yes

In Sweden to!

Coffee*
sorry, it was bothering me

@@blueninja012 Covfefe*

@@MartinDrkos koffie *

Yeah, it was a great video, but not the first time I heard this take: krplus.net/bidio/f7iOd2WbgoSvfZg

Shame on Xianxia protags they need Qi to get enlightened
In real life Coffee is what it all takes

And you're telling me there's no anime exploring the life of the Oxford Coffee Club? Gimme that slice of lemon loaf life, Funimation!

Same

@@brandonmurray2922 no, because it could go one of two ways, if that show came on, it would have a fan base like de stone, which is good. Or rick and morty, which while the show is good, in some cases the fan base can be horrendous

😂😂😂

I agree.

I mean, that really got out of hand. that got out of hand fast.

334

I really was not expecting that

Yup. We'll all know what it means when MatPat makes a theory on Diet Coke

He definitely will

Unrelated, but i laughed so hard at the MatPot joke lol XD

Even that, I am still boycotting Coke. Matt can get his daily diet coke as fuel, but I am still not purchasing any coke. Win-win.

And That's a Fact... A Matpat Fact!!!!

Honestly, I love Matpat, his videos are extremely entertaining, but they are a horrible source for any academic research. It's about fun. It is just a guy having fun on the internet acting like there is science behind his far fetched theories. Please reconsider your decision.

@green butter Well, I guess you probably didn't try these videos for that research, so can you really say that? Just saying, it really isn't that bad as you make it out to be. Besides, if the teacher approved it, you're alright.

@@greenbutter3190 well except Matt does have a huge team of researchers who come up with these scientific facts and stats so it's not someone just having fun on the internet. Clearly you haven't been around this channel for long

@@greenbutter3190 Food Theory channel that does actual scientific research does not = Game Theory and Film Theory channels which are about applying a bit of dodgy science to fan theories for giggles. Hope That Helps.

You mentioned pot right??? Always good to include pot... lol

But wait, what if we combined both?

@@lmul1441 You can't be productive and relaxed at the time

@@watzup9294 I mean it would stop you from stressing out

@@watzup9294 Not necessarily true. Brainstorming is productive, and weed is great for that.

@@MadAliceInWonderland | "Yo, what if... like... crabs think fish can fly or something..."

Lol

Well some forms are edible

@@horacethehippo2445 Lol what? What are you laughing at??

It technically is a food

@@alangdplayer6314 ..
A funny comment on a youtube video... is there a problem?

Matpat=teaching a 8 hour lesson in 15 minutes

So true

Ikr

yup, especially in the year we will not mention. With online.

MatPot!!, but in a good way don't worry 😊

not quite Linus tech tips yet

Raid Shadow Legends!! Uggh😣

Close
Its edibles ♡

I literally thought he'll say weed or cocaine

Dumbledora the Explorer he did say weed

ikr xD

Lol yeah.

Same thoughts

As soon as he said Matpot I died laughing

Makes the likes 420

Water: no juice

giggle plant, perhaps

DMT: Gateway to the 5th Dimension

Jesus christ this is 2 years old. Oh god

Underrated pun

ngl best comment. hope it gets 420 likes

Nice one

nice pun

DID YOU JUST-

@SilentwarH Who can even hope to retire anymore?

It’s like the quick summary they give just before a test

In a very entertaining method, no less

It would take mine 4 months

When does he not

Me:
A Mexican pondering world peace made by weed.

Water:You guys always act like you're better than me!
Tea,Coffee and Soda Pops:

Have you heard about our lord and savior... *MatPot* ?

Filipe Martinho lol

I was thinking this too, but will it become the next thing. Or will coffee be the king still.

@@unknownlight390 I just can't believe tea is still the highest drank beverage in the world.

@@WoWisMagic *cough* *cough* WATER

Kratom is pretty popular as well. But nowhere near as popular as Cannabis.

I thought that he was going to say heroine

I’m just happy weed is getting the recognition it deserves because all society has been doing is demonizing cannabis without giving it a second thought.

@@SumGuyafterparty as they should.

@Projekt Taku I don’t think you know the benefits of weed, I’m not gonna list them but I am gonna say cannabis is safer than most drugs, that includes alcohol

@@SumGuyafterparty I know the benefits, but I now the dowsides too. Also, it is not safer.

Dude same 😂

of course it would be diet coke he just said cannabis to not seem weird about his obession for diet coke

@@jackieosborne4298 correct!

I read cannibal

I don't even know what cannabis is so tell me

@@wrierice8295 it is a drug that might grow in your garden

Was Isaac Newton ever actually in Oxford though? He was at Cambridge.

omg my dad has vodka redbull all the time

When I first drank it, it was such a weird feeling to drink ton of Vodka Redbull or Vodka (any caffeinated drink).

Guys we found the Russian

@@electroshock740
У меня есть крылья!

Danil Kvyat's favorite drink

Im sure They already recorded the first half of it, they just have to wait now.

Dr. Mike did a video on that! :-)

Nothing

If your proving the myth, then it’s not a myth

YES I know what happens but people get so annoying about it
Because what happens is that you swallow it and it basically just sits there till it goes down with your poop all you can’t actually do is swallow to many pieces

Lol we had the same idea

CL377 lmao 😂, yup.

am high rn and was so hyped when i heard him start to talk about a new drug lol

Me too

I was thinking Marijuana so we were in the same wheel house

Person =/= human. Intelligent aliens would be called people if they landed tomorrow. The concept of personhood is based on self awareness, higher morality and higher intelligence.

@@oliverbohac9086 matpot

@@oliverbohac9086
per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
a human being regarded as an individual.
I get what you're trying to say, but a sense of morality is not what defines person.

@@molehie Reading the first line in a dictionary isn't a good way to encompass the entire usage of a specific word.

Your picture is hachiko

This really says alot about society

I cried over this
It says a lot about society

Get a load 'ah this society

Yeah that's quite accurate. East Asia, particularly China, was at it's height during Postclassical Times(gunpowder, metallurgy, productive government and strong and military), and dar al-Islam continued to expand while making discoveries in math, science, and astronomy. Meanwhile, in the Americas, the Incas established a huge empire near the Andes Mountains while the Aztecs established the Aztec Empire in central America. So in reality, the "Dark Ages" weren't really all that dark. It's just that little was documented during that time in Europe, and the region was decentralized.

@@ethanye2627 uhumm.. The Maurya Empire of India.. invention of plastic surgery.. "arabic" numbers.. the number zero...

@@abbashaidari8313 That was actually invented during the Ancient and CLassical period. The Maurya Empire existed and fell during the Classical Period. Dark Ages start from around after the fall of the Gupta Empire.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the term "Dark Ages" connected just to Europe? Because obviously, every part of world had it's own bad times in history but no one is expecting that during Dark Ages the situation was the same in Europe, India, China, Tanzania, Australia and Chile.

@@kristofferadrian7377 Yeah, you're basically correct, but sometimes it's been referred to other states outside of Europe. For instance, in the video, MatPat said something along the lines of "one of the most unproductive times in history," which isn't specifying Europe.

his pronunciation leaves a little to be desired tho lol

“... And today’s episode is sponsored by Honey”.

I like you 2 smart asses

An the opening gag could "bee" the classic "Honey, I'm home" joke, who or what he could be talking to is up to Matpat.

The answer to your question is yes, honey can be a condiment

Similar theory: is cereal in milk a soup?

While this plays in the background: krplus.net/bidio/ZtyNoIOIhp-cl3o

@@Animebryan2 That's exactly how I am when I've had a lot of caffeine.

Indeed

and its on a trajectory to totally do more o.0