Game Theory: Can a Goose DESTROY YOUR LIFE? (Untitled Goose Game)

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    Untitled Goose Game is a gem no one anticipated. I've seen a few theories floating around about this game but there was one question none of them answered. Is a real life goose smart enough to accomplish what the feathered protagonist of Untitled Goose Game does? Yes, I really want to know. Get your feathers ready, Theorists. Today, we will calculate the IQ of a goose!
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  • @ajjohnson7674
    @ajjohnson7674 3 년 전 +8522

    Fun fact: Japanese crows have learned to pick up coins off the ground and put it in vending machines

  • @OldGravy2005
    @OldGravy2005 4 년 전 +7350

    Human does nothing*
    Goose: Peace was never an option

  • @buzzybeeboi
    @buzzybeeboi 년 전 +301

    “Can a goose ruin your life?”
    Yes.
    (*outro plays*)

    • @Muho_is_me
      @Muho_is_me 4 일 전

      "hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question:
      can a goose ruin your life?
      Yes.
      BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"

  • @silvie626
    @silvie626 년 전 +288

    As a Canadian I can confirm, this game is insanely accurate

    • @rosegoldgod7630
      @rosegoldgod7630 년 전 +9

      As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate

    • @aistiera_chaosandmusic
      @aistiera_chaosandmusic 9 개월 전 +8

      Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.

    • @Ikury_X
      @Ikury_X 9 개월 전 +4

      @@aistiera_chaosandmusic fr man

    • @SquiddyGod
      @SquiddyGod 9 개월 전 +3

      Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol

    • @silvie626
      @silvie626 9 개월 전 +3

      @@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too

  • @lukasverduzco9493
    @lukasverduzco9493 2 년 전 +1298

    Everyone asks why the goose is so smart, but nobody asks why the game is untitled.

    • @Kikkatar.
      @Kikkatar. 년 전 +98

      They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.

    • @Ch1ps_cha0s
      @Ch1ps_cha0s 년 전 +28

      the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title

    • @mariodamian9477
      @mariodamian9477 년 전 +19

      @@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*

    • @ItsMeChair1
      @ItsMeChair1 년 전 +6

      Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?

    • @lukasverduzco9493
      @lukasverduzco9493 년 전 +3

      @@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence

  • @suspiciouswolf933
    @suspiciouswolf933 3 년 전 +3487

    The bird puns alone were enough to ruffle my feathers

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 년 전 +64

    Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.

    • @mihir_deo
      @mihir_deo 개월 전

      You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.

    • @SnowLily123
      @SnowLily123 개월 전 +1

      @@mihir_deo I am aware

    • @Piper_McLean345
      @Piper_McLean345 24 일 전

      Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.

  • @cheezitmanGG
    @cheezitmanGG 년 전 +23

    The bird puns were fowl, it ruffled my feathers and I never quacked up once.

  • @professorxivass
    @professorxivass 3 년 전 +3892

    MatPat: I can't think of a good movie bird pun.
    Me: Fly Hard.

    • @bugsbunny5005
      @bugsbunny5005 2 년 전 +99

      That's with Goose Willis right?

    • @qeniray9105
      @qeniray9105 2 년 전 +53

      @@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.

    • @Xvanity10
      @Xvanity10 2 년 전 +41

      Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar

    • @mxddysneverland4043
      @mxddysneverland4043 2 년 전 +34

      @@Xvanity10 using his flightsaber

    • @beta4163
      @beta4163 2 년 전 +3

      No no nooooo

  • @bluu1834
    @bluu1834 4 년 전 +6198

    ok but the real question is...
    *who wrote the lists and how did the goose obtain them?*

    • @logangreen8869
      @logangreen8869 4 년 전 +469

      And how does he cross things off?

    • @gabevelasquez4640
      @gabevelasquez4640 4 년 전 +256

      The real question is: Why is Gamora?

    • @bigmanxeo
      @bigmanxeo 4 년 전 +291

      No, the true question of our time is:
      Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @Leila-pg5kv
      @Leila-pg5kv 4 년 전 +109

      Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?

    • @zaiden_fishguy
      @zaiden_fishguy 4 년 전 +73

      This is a bigger question than what is life...

  • @genperspective399
    @genperspective399 년 전 +23

    2:53
    Took me a minute to realize the pattern. At first thought it had to do with including an odd number vs. not, but the first part and the question of 1600 vs 1700 include ones at the beginning. After a moment, it hit me. 225 is a perfect square. I thought about it with 169 and 900, and surely enough, the #'s Frankie likes are all perfect squares, so it must be 1600 (40 squared)

    • @Acere3
      @Acere3 11 개월 전 +1

      I thought it had to do with the actual look of the numbers 💀 the numbers they liked had open lines and it seemed like the ones they didn't had closed lines (8, 4, etc) so I thought 1700 💀

    • @auramint
      @auramint 5 개월 전

      Oh. I thought that it was multiples of eight so 1700.

    • @Fury2580
      @Fury2580 3 개월 전

      took me a while too, when i figured it out i scrolled through the comments to see who else actually tried to figure it out.

    • @MatiNuva1724
      @MatiNuva1724 28 일 전

      I thought it was 1700 becuse the number Frankie likes was always higher than the one He doesn't like

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 9 개월 전 +6

    2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.

  • @asavage2215
    @asavage2215 3 년 전 +387

    Me: leaves knife outside cuz I had to get some more bread
    The goose that lives outside my house: peace was never an option

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 4 년 전 +579

    Human: *breathes*
    Goose: *so anyways, I started blasting*

  • @ThatsMe123.
    @ThatsMe123. 년 전 +27

    Man, MatPat’s dad jokes have leveled up 😅

  • @nyteshade8125
    @nyteshade8125 년 전 +9

    If you just look at the individual 4 sided polygons themselves then there are 9 total 4-sided figures, if you can combine them to make bigger squares, then there are 23 total 4-sided figures.

  • @pd23
    @pd23 4 년 전 +1969

    Missed opportunity to say “I was sent on a wild goose chase”
    I’m disappointed

  • @AlexPerez-tv1zg
    @AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 년 전 +349

    Me: hears puns
    Me: *Peace was never an option*

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 년 전 +1

      I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 년 전 +1

      Never mind it just went up anyway

  • @lifesqa5851
    @lifesqa5851 3 개월 전 +2

    10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)

  • @gatchaggs2ndacount
    @gatchaggs2ndacount 년 전 +17

    This is so goose-full! I can't bawk-levit

  • @catgirl-gway
    @catgirl-gway 4 년 전 +367

    i haven’t watched yet, but as a canadian who has been harassed by geese, i can confirm that yes, they can ruin your life

    • @Goodbye_Erii
      @Goodbye_Erii 3 년 전 +12

      I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled

    • @Val.Kyrie.
      @Val.Kyrie. 3 년 전 +3

      Fellow Canadian. Yes.
      My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.

  • @elsaemuu9990
    @elsaemuu9990 3 년 전 +1574

    Matpat: a way to measure IQ is by an animals capability to problem solve
    Small object is in the middle of my hallway
    My 50lbs dog: *intense panicking*

    • @tobyfox2199
      @tobyfox2199 2 년 전 +11

      That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway

    • @hexagonalchaos
      @hexagonalchaos 2 년 전 +33

      my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.

    • @kindatim1798
      @kindatim1798 2 년 전 +3

      That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!

    • @randomgayperson_Atlas
      @randomgayperson_Atlas 2 년 전 +6

      Something gets stuck on my cat's foot
      My cat: Run.
      🤦‍♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"

    • @iMpzExists
      @iMpzExists 년 전 +5

      we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it

  • @yourL0calToaster
    @yourL0calToaster 9 개월 전 +2

    Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 7 개월 전 +1

    I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing

  • @pixel3152
    @pixel3152 4 년 전 +782

    Everyone: how many puns do you want in this episode?
    Mattpat: *yes*

    • @cryscer4099
      @cryscer4099 4 년 전 +5

      Nigahiga enters the chat

    • @AlmightyMiau
      @AlmightyMiau 4 년 전

      LOL 69 likes

    • @poyo2830
      @poyo2830 4 년 전 +2

      I can’t quacking believe it!

    • @Malthizar
      @Malthizar 4 년 전

      Maude Garrett would be proud

    • @nicholasbrown7346
      @nicholasbrown7346 4 년 전 +1

      Matpat: yes
      Scott Cawthorn: yes
      Matpat: what the heck i only said yes!
      Scott Cawthorn: i know but you need a break from FNaF
      Matpat: so?
      Scott Cawthorn: YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE
      Matpat: WHY?!
      Scott Cawthorn: yes

  • @seansquiers6506
    @seansquiers6506 4 년 전 +269

    Fun fact: when a crow dies it's flock pretty much has a funeral in which each crow goes up to the dead crow and then flies off

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 년 전 +25

      That fact is not as fun as you might think...

    • @seansquiers6506
      @seansquiers6506 4 년 전 +4

      @@tomhill3248 yeah

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 4 년 전 +45

      Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 년 전 +7

      @@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!

    • @dabigpig_yt5965
      @dabigpig_yt5965 4 년 전 +1

      Everblue 22 epic

  • @flameman1188
    @flameman1188 년 전 +2

    15:36 So I got the answer corrected, but I just thought he didn't like the number 8 😅

  • @genperspective399
    @genperspective399 년 전 +1

    16:00
    I count 25 four-sided figures from the diagram and 26 if you count the square it is contained in

  • @UltEnthusiast
    @UltEnthusiast 4 년 전 +277

    2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things.
    2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG.
    2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes.
    2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole

    • @draydra
      @draydra 4 년 전 +6

      wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 4 년 전 +6

      casually skips 2014 and FNaF

    • @developer8737
      @developer8737 4 년 전 +1

      2009 you un-cultured swine

    • @user-fd5xz3gw1c
      @user-fd5xz3gw1c 4 년 전 +1

      Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong

    • @chio3380
      @chio3380 4 년 전 +1

      When out of original jokes, use tumblr.
      Not that I'm complaining of course

  • @akun50
    @akun50 4 년 전 +252

    *Sees Untitled Goose game*
    The Internet: "Ah, a bastard."
    Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."

  • @nutsi3
    @nutsi3 4 개월 전 +2

    2:34 1600… I know it’s correct but the way I got it is probably wrong… I got it by thinking that 1700 is too obvious because all of them are bigger

  • @levistar53173
    @levistar53173 22 일 전

    Matpat: This Should Be The Bird Hall Of Fame
    Chica And Flappy Bird: Are We Both A Joke To You

  • @juliaharvie518
    @juliaharvie518 4 년 전 +234

    Matt: "Can you believe in the wild geesee aren't afraid of people"
    Any one who has ever been chased by a goose ever "YOU DON'T SAY"

    • @Blaeyk
      @Blaeyk 4 년 전 +3

      Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose

    • @Fato4Life
      @Fato4Life 4 년 전 +2

      el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day

    • @Blaeyk
      @Blaeyk 4 년 전

      Fatima Shams yes day

    • @joshuajobi1456
      @joshuajobi1456 4 년 전 +1

      underestimated goose: peace was never an option

    • @nelly7202
      @nelly7202 4 년 전

      Geese are scary

  • @cregatumb
    @cregatumb 4 년 전 +591

    House House: makes a funny game about a goose
    MatPat: *THE GOOSE IS ACTUALLY A DUCK AND HAS A HUMAN BRAIN*

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 년 전 +1

    1:15 I can’t believe he forgot about Flappy Bird… The gall of this man. >:(

  • @Its_hannah_13
    @Its_hannah_13 6 일 전

    As a Person from Seattle I can confirm, we do wear Birkenstocks, beanies, and drink Lacroy all day

  • @garrettsmith8562
    @garrettsmith8562 4 년 전 +381

    I can't believe you went for Goose Willis when Ryan Gosling is literally right there.

  • @Robertganca
    @Robertganca 4 년 전 +264

    At the start of the video you should have asked: “Are geese really that smart, or is this all just a wild goose chase?”

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 4 년 전 +2

      That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤

    • @darielfernandez4865
      @darielfernandez4865 4 년 전 +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 년 전

      They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.

    • @r.l.r.7550
      @r.l.r.7550 4 년 전 +1

      That would have been good!😸

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 4 년 전

      No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.

  • @bambisbluebell
    @bambisbluebell 년 전 +1

    With the riddle I just thought he didn't like number eight... 168 has an eight in it, 800 has an eight, 224 adds up to eight, and 1700 adds up to eight...
    So I picked 1600 and accidentally got it right

  • @cosmicrobot2318

    How haven't I seen this already it's been 3 years and I love chaos/puzzle games

  • @itsadamorsmth
    @itsadamorsmth 4 년 전 +313

    People in 1983: In the future we will have flying cars
    2019: Can a goose ruin your life??

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 4 년 전 +2

      I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.

    • @applemunchstudios5380
      @applemunchstudios5380 4 년 전

      @@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 4 년 전

      @@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.

  • @sarjarnesto3175
    @sarjarnesto3175 4 년 전 +257

    Tom Nook wants his bells, goose only wants to live.

  • @lifesqa5851
    @lifesqa5851 3 개월 전 +1

    15:59 There are either 4, 9, or 13 depending on how you count them

  • @Un.knowns
    @Un.knowns 27 일 전 +1

    I thought it was 1600 for the problem at the start because all the ones before it were perfect square roots-

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 4 년 전 +111

    One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts

    • @Thikachu
      @Thikachu 3 년 전 +2

      ... you mean covid saitans right?

    • @taketheriddlepill4975
      @taketheriddlepill4975 3 년 전 +5

      ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.

  • @justiceforsteven8183
    @justiceforsteven8183 4 년 전 +162

    There’s a goose who sits in the middle of the road near where I live to let his family across we call him gandalf as he won’t let anyone pass

  • @ss5gogetunks
    @ss5gogetunks 년 전

    I once watched a crow unzip someone's lunchbag, pull out their sandwich, carry it to a tree and then open the Ziploc bag before eating it

  • @failguyonyt2298
    @failguyonyt2298 년 전 +1

    ahh..
    THE PUNS!
    MAGNIFIFCENT!
    Absolutely GOOSE-ey (goofy)!

  • @ohio2.056
    @ohio2.056 3 년 전 +380

    Human: peace wasn't an option?
    Goose: never has been.🦆

    • @milkywaycafe.
      @milkywaycafe. 2 년 전 +2

      Especially with Canadian geese 😰

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 2 년 전 +1

      @@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 2 년 전

      Never will be

  • @ramona7692
    @ramona7692 4 년 전 +482

    2013: Is Link Dead?
    2019: CAN A GOOSE RUIN YOUR LIFE????

    • @vqsxd
      @vqsxd 4 년 전 +4

      Ramona Downgrades

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 4 년 전 +7

      2013: pretty reasonable question
      2019: pretty weird

    • @ogslegacy7703
      @ogslegacy7703 4 년 전 +8

      Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital

    • @jason4443
      @jason4443 4 년 전 +5

      @@vqsxd
      Upgrade.
      FTFY

    • @luccamalualves8261
      @luccamalualves8261 4 년 전 +3

      Fnaf broke him

  • @desiraydise6597
    @desiraydise6597 7 개월 전

    Goose Wayne- lives in Goosem City, stars in Birdman Begins, The Dark Flight, and The Dead Sea Sparrow Rises

  • @7temp
    @7temp 년 전 +1

    I think it's 1600 because he likes numbers that are round in shape

  • @Lincoln69420
    @Lincoln69420 4 년 전 +147

    Me: almost dies from goose at school
    Nurse: “ice pack!”

    • @finalwarrior653
      @finalwarrior653 4 년 전 +1

      Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm
      Nurse:here have an ice pack

    • @jayplays1710
      @jayplays1710 4 년 전 +1

      Me: gets shot by a sniper
      School: walk it off!

    • @Lincoln69420
      @Lincoln69420 4 년 전

      Thx for the likes, made my day!

  • @lonelyones
    @lonelyones 4 년 전 +463

    Random person: So how much do you love Matpat's theories?
    Me: Enough to sit through like 10 more bird puns than are acceptable.

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 4 년 전 +4

      This is my favorite comment.

    • @kyran195
      @kyran195 4 년 전 +4

      i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns

    • @gghhfgghhfy2320
      @gghhfgghhfy2320 4 년 전 +3

      pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 년 전

      You sat through 11000

  • @JuniorCode-uq1cn
    @JuniorCode-uq1cn 11 개월 전 +1

    MatPat wich Angry Bird bird because there is
    Red (one you showed, Most known and the logo)
    Chuck (Speed Demon)
    Bomb (Literarly a bomb)
    Terence (Tank)
    Matilda (explosive egg pooping female)
    Stela (Creates balloons, in her own game speed bouncing powers)
    Blueses (3 blue younglings that are one until they separate)
    Hall (Bumerang)
    Bubles (Inflates into a big balloon)
    And others...

  • @Bloss3m22
    @Bloss3m22 9 개월 전

    16:06
    Matpat: honk honk
    Me who knows how to sound like goose: HONNKKKKKKKKKK

  • @MicCheckMemoirs
    @MicCheckMemoirs 4 년 전 +177

    *Human doing human things*
    Goose: so you have decided death

  • @tempest6027
    @tempest6027 4 년 전 +311

    *"Can a goose destroy your life"* is the most accurate title for this untitled game about a goose

  • @kylasharron4126
    @kylasharron4126 년 전 +1

    Thanks, MatPat. I desperately want an Untitled Raven Game now.

  • @nyx_291
    @nyx_291 9 개월 전 +1

    We never new we needed the goose rap, and now we need a full f version of it😂

  • @Kebnekaise.
    @Kebnekaise. 3 년 전 +532

    Goose: **Manipulates people into breaking each others stuff**
    Humans: **Mistakes a soft, and feathery goose for a statue**

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 년 전 +17

      Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?

    • @EmberStorm36
      @EmberStorm36 3 년 전 +7

      Really speaks about our IQs.

    • @cryptidcrow282
      @cryptidcrow282 3 년 전 +10

      The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.

    • @crown414
      @crown414 2 년 전 +4

      i dont think the humans in that game has eyes

    • @jtlarsen05
      @jtlarsen05 2 년 전

      Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

  • @kaipiethescienceguy
    @kaipiethescienceguy 3 년 전 +564

    I love ravens and crows so much. We have a bunch in my hometown and when it gets warm out they pick up hard to crack nuts like walnuts or acorns and then drop them in the road for cars to drive over and crush the shell for them. Then they get the opened nut back from the road and eat it. They're so smart, it's almost a little scary.

    • @Apples765
      @Apples765 2 년 전 +15

      That's so amazing!!

    • @maskrlzxw6823
      @maskrlzxw6823 2 년 전 +4

      fun fact: dinosaurs are a type of bird and t.rex in rel life as very intelligent

    • @raptorjesus2516
      @raptorjesus2516 2 년 전 +13

      @@maskrlzxw6823 I'm scared of a trex as smart as a raven

    • @SamadTheGoat
      @SamadTheGoat 2 년 전 +1

      CORVIDS....sounds familiar.....

    • @suze7937
      @suze7937 2 년 전

      You should watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

  • @CPRT42
    @CPRT42 년 전

    1700: He always prefers the higher number, never going for the lower one.

  • @Froggy_Potatt
    @Froggy_Potatt 년 전

    Pov: a goose can write down a whole checklist in cursive while you can't even write cursive (or even think of stuff to do for a checklist-)

  • @mr.p1759
    @mr.p1759 2 년 전 +493

    The hall of fame for the best bird games list is very small
    Flappy bird: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @ReaRea17
    @ReaRea17 4 년 전 +202

    *Matpat making geese jokes*
    *mentions gold*
    Me: surely
    *matpat not making a golden goose joke*
    Me: DisaPPPOOOIIIINNNNTTTEEEEDDDD

  • @stellarisnerd8787
    @stellarisnerd8787 12 일 전

    A bird hall of famer: the avian species in stellaris.

  • @turtlelover3337
    @turtlelover3337 년 전 +1

    Short version: yes
    Long version:

  • @silverbackwrites
    @silverbackwrites 4 년 전 +253

    "Why would birds do that? Why would they just attack?"
    Because Alfred Hitchcock asked them to.

  • @emmalenaofield8202
    @emmalenaofield8202 4 년 전 +185

    "can a goose destroy your life?" ~ game theorists
    "yes, yes it can" ~ me speaking from past experiences

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 4 년 전 +8

      I was chased into a lake and nearly drowned by a flock of geese when I was 4.
      Yes

    • @exan6970
      @exan6970 4 년 전 +3

      @@Lectrikfro When you have a standoff with a goose... you surrender

    • @diegoosores704
      @diegoosores704 4 년 전 +1

      Dude,
      Are you ok?

    • @ChemicalTourniquette
      @ChemicalTourniquette 4 년 전

      This is oddly specific. Yeah are you ok?^^

  • @hermionestrydom9808

    16 squares, also in fun fact: in France, they have taught ravens to pick up trash and put it in the bins

  • @GameBoyFrenzy
    @GameBoyFrenzy 개월 전 +1

    I wonder if an Octopus could do something similar too.

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 4 년 전 +265

    Matpat: "Geese can tell which human aren't hunters and not a threat to them."
    Me: "So THAT'S why I saw so many hanging out at the college campus."

    • @cchuuyarx1793
      @cchuuyarx1793 4 년 전 +1

      Geese go to kAlLeGe to get mor KnAwLeDgE

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 년 전 +1

      So THAT'S why my grandfather's house always have have a lot hanging and chilling out there

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 년 전

      @@cchuuyarx1793 ahh yes my bud

  • @scarlettefoxx5585
    @scarlettefoxx5585 년 전 +425

    Worms don't actually drown: they just aren't restricted from coming to the surface during a cool, wet rainstorm. Plus, its generally safe from birds during rain, and their two main predators are birds and digging rodents sooo...
    If every worm surfaced during a rainstorm you'd be hard pressed to find a patch of clear grass

  • @1pet.isntenough.forme.

    2:56
    I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.

  • @Creatureeee
    @Creatureeee 9 개월 전

    As a person who lives near seattle I can confirm that everybody wears birkenstocks, (I have no idea what those are) beanies and drink La Croix, especially my cousins, though only the La Croix part

  • @skipercrac
    @skipercrac 4 년 전 +724

    someone: this game doesn't have lore.
    Matpat: *agressive theory noises*

    • @fluffyflufffox1385
      @fluffyflufffox1385 4 년 전 +5

      Skiper crac
      Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 4 년 전

      Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 4 년 전

      @Izzy ___ no problem pal

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 년 전 +2

      Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly
      HELLO HELLO!
      Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light
      Now you saw us in the local news
      What made your thought presume this job was for you?
      WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
      Between 6pm and the the break of dawn
      The music start to glitch
      From when the sun light turn them on
      You got your cameras and your flashlight
      What more there you need?
      Just be quick
      Just be ready
      'Cus they're pretty scary
      BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited
      But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you
      ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day..
      Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here
      Yeah i'm your guide tick tock
      These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive!
      I'm your guide
      Ring Ring
      Watch the day if get too dark!
      The time has arise be careful of decision you make
      I AM THE DESK GUY!
      YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY
      HEY HEY!
      How ya doin?!
      Now the first day was fine
      But there's a deep dark warning
      For the future up ahead so divine
      Now you see the food stand is a blare
      Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared
      Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure
      Because the next thing you know
      The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light
      Before they take your body and comsume you die!
      BE very very wary so preserve your only tools
      Keep the light shining bright for the final..
      SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day..
      Cus I'm the desk guy
      I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here
      Yeah i'm the desk guy
      ding ding
      These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live!
      I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make
      I am the new guy!
      YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY!
      'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! '
      Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival
      Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND!
      HEY HEY
      I'M
      THE NEW
      GUY
      HEY HEY
      Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here
      Yeah i'm the new guy
      ' Ring Ring '
      These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy
      ' Tick Tock '
      Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make
      I am the new guy!
      Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey...
      HELLO HELLO

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 4 년 전 +1

      @@mikebuston7407 bruh

  • @thedude8932
    @thedude8932 4 년 전 +315

    *Human does nothing*
    Goose: as long as theres humans on earth there will never be true peace

    • @DepressedToasterBathTM
      @DepressedToasterBathTM 4 년 전 +8

      Peace’s was never an option

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 4 년 전 +2

      Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement

    • @nightingalelikeart3772
      @nightingalelikeart3772 4 년 전 +1

      Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 3 년 전

      Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.

    • @nightingalelikeart3772
      @nightingalelikeart3772 3 년 전 +1

      Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.

  • @idk-ew7mx
    @idk-ew7mx 년 전

    when you guessed randomly at the question but got the answer right: *1000 IQ*

  • @iriswhite3184
    @iriswhite3184 년 전

    Crows are so smart. There are noted cases of crows waiting for cars to approach and dropping shelled nuts onto the road, so that car would do all the work to open them.

  • @bradybazzo1802
    @bradybazzo1802 4 년 전 +188

    Nobody:
    Matpat: "can a goose ruin your life?:
    Me born and raised in Canada: "yes they can"

  • @nielsbakker4980
    @nielsbakker4980 4 년 전 +228

    fun theorie: The goose did use trail and error. in the end of the game we can see the goose's stash of bells, meaning he had prior to our playthrough completed the same task (getting the bell by going through the city) over and over again and can now do so pretty consitantly. :) think about that one!!

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 년 전 +1

    3:15 Ok… Who the actual frick gives a bird a WEAPON?

  • @Zecton-Jay
    @Zecton-Jay 9 개월 전

    Mat is so talented at making unfunny jokes like his jokes are so unfunny that you can't laugh at any of them even if you u want to

  • @logansmith4492
    @logansmith4492 4 년 전 +168

    Matpat: Is it possible a goose could perform all the actions in the game?
    Me: How does the bird read and understand English?

    • @StopMotion-Dann
      @StopMotion-Dann 9 개월 전 +1

      it came from hell and the devil taught it to read before releasing it to torment the innocent residents of o canada

  • @Plism123
    @Plism123 3 년 전 +344

    Matpat: Can a goose destroy your life?
    Me: Ha!! Joke on you, you can’t destroy what already destroyed.

  • @lordofbacon
    @lordofbacon 개월 전

    Mat Pat, your puns give me g-o-o-s-e bumps.

  • @Thor-Orion
    @Thor-Orion 년 전

    I think Kaepora Gaebora already has the title of bird who makes everyone’s day miserable simply by having the default selected answer to “do you want to hear that again?” Be “yes.”

  • @bluenote344
    @bluenote344 4 년 전 +389

    Game theory:I'm gonna break down this game!
    Developer:I just made the game cause I thought it would be funny

  • @Judarvis
    @Judarvis 4 년 전 +115

    Human: exists
    Goose: ah yes The Hjonkening has come

  • @scrapykatofficial
    @scrapykatofficial 6 개월 전

    15:48 I had to randomly guess to figure it out, glad to know that's how I'll get through life

  • @Kiraonloose14
    @Kiraonloose14 년 전

    Everyone else: *talking about goose*
    Me: SCROOGE MCDUCK!?

  • @choubakaofParis
    @choubakaofParis 4 년 전 +129

    fun fact : Did you know that crow were actualy ban from scientific test with other birds ? They were teaching other species of birds how to solve the problems given by the scientists... :)

  • @bgreer3067
    @bgreer3067 4 년 전 +160

    May: die hard, die hard man I can’t think of one.
    Me: fly hard

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 년 전 +1

    The man likes 1600 better. The man prefers even numbers over odd numbers.
    I have an IQ of 120 btw. 😂

  • @lilith4413
    @lilith4413 6 개월 전

    5:09 this is probably why my aunt's two goose chased me and attacked me.

  • @adeowazhere
    @adeowazhere 4 년 전 +348

    *"HJÖNK HJÖNK"*
    -Goose, 2019

  • @UnderScore404
    @UnderScore404 3 년 전 +244

    "see the goose is coming, you hear the honk and you start running"
    The living tomestone was trying to warn us...

    • @kaiklasher
      @kaiklasher 3 년 전 +3

      white and yellow birdie, it's gonna fight, you might get hurt! heheh >:)

    • @kaiklasher
      @kaiklasher 3 년 전

      @Danica Fichtner The Living Tombstone's song called 'Goose Goose Revolution' lol
      it's really good :D there's honks in it >:)

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 2 년 전 +1

      I’m coming

  • @ChiBoomyBoom
    @ChiBoomyBoom 9 개월 전

    That Goose Willis joke actually made me laugh out loud

  • @comics_n_gaming
    @comics_n_gaming 3 개월 전

    I play this game and I can confirm that the goose is BIG brain