Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!

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    There are a ton of interesting things in Minecraft, but one that stands out to me is the fact that to cut down a tree you PUNCH IT! You punch a tree! How does Steve not break his hand? Loyal Theorists, I want to find out if you can really cut down a tree with only your FISTS and not injure yourself... too bad. Don't try this at home Theorists, let me do it for you!
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  • @jaysonwilliams2966
    @jaysonwilliams2966 4 년 전 +17700

    “Unless Steve is super human” literally puts the whole tree in his pocket after he finishes punching it

    • @r_stair
      @r_stair 4 년 전 +1510

      Literally can carry mutiple universes worth in his backpocket and do parkour like nothing's chamged.

    • @Benthehuman
      @Benthehuman 4 년 전 +711

      And can carry several thousands of tons in his pocket in vanilla survival

    • @zelno9579
      @zelno9579 4 년 전 +440

      *the entire forest

    • @Flannel-Channel8837
      @Flannel-Channel8837 4 년 전 +372

      He can carry stacks of blocks of gold

    • @julianzizumbo5875
      @julianzizumbo5875 4 년 전 +303

      Jayson Williams Steve is a god he can craft anything with his bare hands

  • @Charlie-wp9gn
    @Charlie-wp9gn 4 년 전 +6225

    One question: Steve can literally _carry the universe_ without breaking a sweat, so... why does it take him _sixteen punches_ to break a _tree_?

  • @thememery767
    @thememery767 2 년 전 +720

    _”In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t wood, they’re iron.”_
    - MatPat, 2019

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk0810 년 전 +144

    I love how ARK actually references how absurd it is to punch down a tree in real life by making you lose health when you do it.

  • @MegaGullas
    @MegaGullas 4 년 전 +2069

    "Just how strong is steve?"
    Well, he can compress diamonds with his bare hands so that they fuse, so...

    • @HenBasketFireAlarms
      @HenBasketFireAlarms 4 년 전 +224

      …and also rip the blocks apart into perfect gems, just to do the same thing 25,000 more times

    • @namelesschannel93
      @namelesschannel93 4 년 전 +146

      He can carry over a thousand cubic meters of gold in his pocket

    • @kahrado
      @kahrado 4 년 전 +77

      He can hold many anvils in his pockets

    • @deltacream
      @deltacream 4 년 전 +89

      He can carry an ocean of lava through buckets.

    • @satryaisya8471
      @satryaisya8471 4 년 전 +58

      He can hold stars

  • @elibeth8399
    @elibeth8399 4 년 전 +3692

    “How is he carrying all that in his pants?”
    He’s got those guys jeans pockets

    • @creativethemememan3985
      @creativethemememan3985 4 년 전 +58

      I AM THE FIRSTS TO REPLY AT THIS COMMENT WHAT A EPIC EARLY GAMER MOMENT (idk why i am putting this in all caps maybe for dramatic effects)

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 4 년 전 +15

      True dat

    • @HuongNguyen-ks2dq
      @HuongNguyen-ks2dq 4 년 전 +8

      lol

    • @that_one_mortal
      @that_one_mortal 4 년 전 +9

      Funny joke but its actually called Hammer Space

    • @kristinw1011
      @kristinw1011 4 년 전 +31

      Nah you're thinking of those guys sweatpants pockets, you can buy land and rent houses if you dig deep enough

  • @ashtonwilaby
    @ashtonwilaby 2 년 전 +35

    Steve: can break very tough trees in seconds
    Also Steve: only does half a heart of damage with no weapons

    • @theclickbaithub5285
      @theclickbaithub5285 11 개월 전 +4

      that's becuase everything in the minecraft universe is absurdly strong

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 9 개월 전 +3

      ​@@theclickbaithub5285, or just stupidly weak. He needs a few punches to pulverize an entire tree..

  • @Sharksaretoosilly
    @Sharksaretoosilly 2 년 전 +116

    I love the extent to which you go to just to explain that you shouldn’t punch trees…

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 4 년 전 +2473

    "Don't punch the trees!"
    Me: *Mines dirt*
    Me: *Hits tree with dirt*
    Me: *STONKS*

  • @greasychips885
    @greasychips885 4 년 전 +3353

    *If Steve can carry a stack of gold blocks in his inventory, then it should be easy for him to chop down a tree with his bare hands.*

    • @Mr.Jubilation
      @Mr.Jubilation 4 년 전 +71

      Steve is op

    • @kinlaw7220
      @kinlaw7220 4 년 전 +72

      ChaozGAMNG :o You didn’t know that “god” is based off steve?

    • @thatoneguy3620
      @thatoneguy3620 4 년 전 +58

      Well according to a episode of game theory he can hold multiverses in his hand

    • @PrincessPheonix06
      @PrincessPheonix06 4 년 전 +9

      @@thatoneguy3620 yup so umm hes a beast

    • @Gourmandd
      @Gourmandd 4 년 전 +9

      This is why he isnt in smash phew

  • @Avatar-fc2qi
    @Avatar-fc2qi 년 전 +35

    I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.

  • @twasinjunaed6709
    @twasinjunaed6709 2 년 전 +10

    11:17 It would take you 66.....thousand 535 punches.
    He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 4 년 전 +4936

    This is why Steve isn't in smash. He's too strong
    Edit: yeah, I get it, Steve is in smash now. This is a year old comment, why are you all here?

    • @kondad3955
      @kondad3955 4 년 전 +152

      Strong enough to punch stone

    • @lorcan2431
      @lorcan2431 4 년 전 +125

      Strong enough to punch through diamond

    • @weegee9616
      @weegee9616 4 년 전 +204

      Strong enough to carry about 800 golden blocks, instantly dies by a green misformed pig.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 4 년 전 +44

      When the knock off gets more popular than the original.

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 년 전 +31

      @@ZenoCL9
      Stand's name: Diamond Power

  • @jackcampbell4593
    @jackcampbell4593 4 년 전 +5222

    "In Australia, even the trees are hardcore."
    This aged well.

    • @SurotaOnishi
      @SurotaOnishi 4 년 전 +413

      Sick burn..... Oh wait

    • @pokepearl
      @pokepearl 4 년 전 +119

      Surota Onishi oh god

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 4 년 전 +152

      New gonna need some water to cool down from that joke... Wait nO

    • @restartishere7865
      @restartishere7865 4 년 전 +143

      This joke is a plague onto our society. Gotta wash it down by cracking a Corona with the boys.

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 4 년 전 +94

      @@restartishere7865 that joke was too dark for me so Iran all the way to Washington

  • @randomguynamedblackpanda

    Matpat: There are 6 different kinds of trees in the Minecraft universe
    1.16, 1.17 and 1.19: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @camgrowred9654
    @camgrowred9654 2 년 전 +9

    Okay as an Australian I can confirm that iron bark (the slang name for bulllock) is almost impossible to cut with an axe

  • @oscarh1692
    @oscarh1692 4 년 전 +1436

    Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds.
    3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game!
    This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake 4 년 전 +59

      Nobody wants to enter their house in 3.61 minutes

    • @avalon4459
      @avalon4459 4 년 전 +41

      Its *Big Brain* Time

    • @jennyp.deguzman9234
      @jennyp.deguzman9234 4 년 전 +13

      wow what a big brain

    • @eroliv1837
      @eroliv1837 4 년 전 +6

      That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.

    • @hualuo519
      @hualuo519 4 년 전 +18

      02 Hilarious he is talking about science, not how the game works

  • @erdrickthedouchebaghero5399

    Steve:a man able to destroy trees with his bare hands.
    Also Steve:can't jump over a fence.
    Seems legit

    • @catsofawsomeness8058
      @catsofawsomeness8058 4 년 전 +24

      His muscles are too heavy, he just can't jump that high

    • @TotalDrganMania
      @TotalDrganMania 4 년 전 +26

      Hes obviously been skipping leg day smh

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 4 년 전 +7

      Chika Uhegbu he’s so heavy and powerful his weight weighs him down so he can’t jump

    • @sky0kast0
      @sky0kast0 4 년 전 +1

      If he could sheep could but if you know the cheese of Carpet you can cross the fence

    • @kittymoonlove01
      @kittymoonlove01 4 년 전 +5

      Do you see how many creatures he fights?
      He can't jump higher than 2 blocks because the size of his balls weighs him down.

  • @Silhouex
    @Silhouex 년 전 +3

    Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood.
    Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 4 개월 전 +3

    The jungle tree has to be a type of cacoa tree, since they have cocoa beans growing on them.

  • @somecynic808
    @somecynic808 4 년 전 +584

    Steve: Can destroy oak trees using his fists
    Also Steve: Dies from a berry bush

    • @anse001
      @anse001 4 년 전 +71

      Allergies can take out even the strongest man

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 년 전 +21

      Still Steve: falls off 3.5 meter without getting harmed

    • @happydementor6724
      @happydementor6724 4 년 전

      ultimate noob move

    • @FakeLexi
      @FakeLexi 4 년 전

      Annika aka anse001 meanwhile steve can also eat them

    • @amayayee2041
      @amayayee2041 4 년 전 +1

      Bush spikey, it go stabby bleedy

  • @OGrupxe
    @OGrupxe 4 년 전 +1524

    "Is Steve superhuman?"
    *Steve literally carries the weight of the Eiffel Tower in his pockets and can still sprint and jump*

  • @Finchyboi14470
    @Finchyboi14470 년 전 +7

    I always imagined that Steve was tearing into the block rather than punching. Tearing down a tree is easier than punching it

  • @theclickbaithub5285
    @theclickbaithub5285 11 개월 전 +4

    this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 3 년 전 +3006

    Steve: punches villager
    Other villager: “how are you not dead?”
    Villager: “I have NO idea”

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave 3 년 전 +28

      Thank you

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 년 전 +14

      @2024 student7 and here we see a wild redditor in its natural habitat. A KRplus comment section.

    • @akatsukihajime6100
      @akatsukihajime6100 3 년 전 +38

      Steve is just holding back his true power and only reveals it to Alex ...
      *At Night*

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 년 전 +7

      @2024 student7 Imagine using r/whoosh and saying your not a redditor

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 년 전 +9

      @@akatsukihajime6100 stop.

  • @Opanker_
    @Opanker_ 4 년 전 +483

    Austin: Litterally proves Steve has unlimited strength
    Matpat:Caluculates how Steve can punch trees

    • @PeregrineHawthorn
      @PeregrineHawthorn 4 년 전 +26

      Yeah... MatPat does some cool lore stuff, but his science episodes always feel a little underdone. Austin is where it's at, there.

    • @yellowtourmaline4078
      @yellowtourmaline4078 4 년 전 +3

      haha

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 4 년 전

      peridot
      oh hey peri

    • @Tyler-wg6ck
      @Tyler-wg6ck 4 년 전 +3

      And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds

    • @ashermiddleton9458
      @ashermiddleton9458 4 년 전

      @@Tyler-wg6ck huh?

  • @ninjabrickz1501
    @ninjabrickz1501 3 개월 전 +1

    I love the way that game theory doesn’t tell you the answer straight away but they show you the process of getting to that final conclusion.

  • @robsisfruity
    @robsisfruity 년 전 +6

    i was born on the day 1.0 minecraft was realised!, 18th nov 2011. Love your videos mat! curently rewatching them

    • @nothcial
      @nothcial 년 전

      I suddenly feel so old

    • @based_male9293
      @based_male9293 년 전

      @@nothcial sadly me too, even though I was born in Nov 2007

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 년 전 +1048

    “Unless Steve is a superhuman” has the ability to hold hundreds of 1x1x1 meter cubes of solid diamond in his pocket.

    • @bentley2057
      @bentley2057 3 년 전 +18

      Enchanted gapples in old versions is the heaviest item

    • @aaronwalls9301
      @aaronwalls9301 3 년 전 +22

      giant gold blocks, even.

    • @hyperjank5129
      @hyperjank5129 3 년 전 +36

      Steve isn’t that impressive. I just want to meet the guy who made the pockets

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 3 년 전 +11

      Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3.
      That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.

    • @Sam-sn8oy
      @Sam-sn8oy 3 년 전 +17

      With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22.
      Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.

  • @gamerboiguymanthing3276
    @gamerboiguymanthing3276 4 년 전 +648

    Steve: * exists*
    Trees: why do I hear boss music?

    • @xaernxd
      @xaernxd 4 년 전 +7

      stolen

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 4 년 전

      I'm stealing your meme

    • @ahasbeen
      @ahasbeen 4 년 전

      Stfu

    • @hatgirl9992
      @hatgirl9992 4 년 전

      Minecraft: *gets revived by memes*
      Terraria: ok, my turn.

    • @johnather
      @johnather 4 년 전

      @@xaernxd hmm was that a reference to a certain other youtube history video?

  • @astreanightfang2622

    it is hilarious watching this after finding out the TRUE scope of Steve and Alex's strength with chests within chests, within chests

  • @RainWolf25
    @RainWolf25 년 전 +2

    I didn't know it until now, but MatPat almost cursing is exactly what I needed tonight

  • @HunterOfStarz
    @HunterOfStarz 4 년 전 +803

    Nobody:
    MatPat:
    “Hey, Steve can punch trees, so WHY DON’T I?!?!”

  • @_dr34m5
    @_dr34m5 2 년 전 +3

    The sounds while Mat was trying to punch wood irl hurt me too XD

  • @deangeloenriquez1603

    8:26 spruce and jungle actually appear to be multiple different types of trees (oak is similar to this as well)
    Spruce: Pine(confirmed), Fir, Hemlock, and Spruce(confirmed)
    Jungle: whatever the tall trees are, cocoa trees(the short jungle trees), and whatever the jungle bushes are
    Oak is also a pretty big offenders: live oak, live oak but swamp?, live oak but jungle edge?(usually), live oak but Mesa?, and azalea(not even in the same family let alone the same genus)

  • @fluffiddy6515
    @fluffiddy6515 4 년 전 +1844

    “How many punches do you need to chop that tree”
    “How much bread have you eaten in your lifetime?”

  • @khanwargod980
    @khanwargod980 3 년 전 +2131

    Steve: Punches with 274 million pounds of force.
    Mobs: survive multiple punches.

  • @wolfgamer-ih5yv
    @wolfgamer-ih5yv 년 전 +1

    i also found out steve does not "hold" or even physically store his stuff he puts it in like a book thats what his inventory, mobile mini crafting, and instructions is

  • @AmIPreppyEnough167
    @AmIPreppyEnough167 8 개월 전 +2

    3:18 no MatPat, in Soviet Russia, we do this as games since like daycare.

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 4 년 전 +422

    Matpat: Stop punching trees
    Steve: *I guess I'll die*

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 4 년 전 +1

      Eman just make a hole lol

    • @apotatoduh3389
      @apotatoduh3389 4 년 전 +6

      Eman wrong steve can find a wooden axe in a chest so steve will live .....................I know I can't take a joke

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 4 년 전

      @@apotatoduh3389 Makes sense tho. Good on ya!

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 4 년 전

      RLCraft

  • @Number1Loser
    @Number1Loser 4 년 전 +343

    Mat: says he has flaccid noodle arms
    Also Mat: Ties with the strongest guy in the escape the night season 3 cast

  • @LeEcarg
    @LeEcarg 년 전 +5

    "Because in Australia, even the trees are hardcore!"
    As an Australian, I appreciate that comment.

  • @bcon58
    @bcon58 2 년 전 +1

    I'd like to think the Janka hardness test is called that because a big European lumberjack named Janka drives the metal ball into the wood with his bare hands, that's the real Steve here

  • @FirstnameLastname-ll1ji
    @FirstnameLastname-ll1ji 4 년 전 +506

    How about: "How strong are the chickens in minecraft?"
    seriously, they can sustain like 4 hits from him

  • @007pete
    @007pete 4 년 전 +1223

    Picture: steves hand being destroyed.
    reality: steve punching a hole in the space time continuum.

  • @ButchBirdie
    @ButchBirdie 년 전 +2

    I love the idea that, knowing this, he pulls his punches with everything else

    • @datguymiller
      @datguymiller 6 개월 전

      Oh come on he definitely pulls his punches he could shatter the dragon skull with one punch

  • @momotempest47
    @momotempest47 10 개월 전 +1

    Steve and Alex are blessed by the gods of Minecraft so that they won't be extinct

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen 4 년 전 +364

    Steve: can carry multiple universes in his pockets. Also Steve: dies to exploding moss.

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 4 년 전 +343

    Minecraft: *adds shulker boxes*
    Steve: "Every hour, my power grows."

  • @kayanovatv4010
    @kayanovatv4010 9 개월 전

    I like how the intro pictures/animation changes so it feels like another season to a show I like!

  • @DSMusicParodys
    @DSMusicParodys 년 전 +1

    Actually steve stores stuff in his mouth, it's not moist enough to stop fire but it IS moist enough to keep coral alive.

  • @XBOXGamerPro7281
    @XBOXGamerPro7281 4 년 전 +640

    66...
    "Oh that's not too ba-"
    ...Thousand punches"
    "mmm never mind..."

  • @wobbmin3705
    @wobbmin3705 4 년 전 +401

    Title: STOP PUNCHING TREES!
    That sounds like something a tree would say.

  • @abxyabxy281
    @abxyabxy281 10 개월 전 +1

    There are more Overworld logs added in 1.19 and 1.20, and they are:
    Mangrove
    Cherry

  • @marstx7254
    @marstx7254 년 전 +3

    The reason Steve can carry so much but break so little is because he didn't skip leg day but skipped arm day

  • @weaponmaster4157
    @weaponmaster4157 4 년 전 +455

    "in soviet russia, trees aren't wood, they're iron"
    well, of course, how do you think they got all the material to build that iron curtain?!

    • @breadman2177
      @breadman2177 4 년 전 +8

      I love this.

    • @jakobuhren7493
      @jakobuhren7493 4 년 전 +23

      *Soviet Australia

    • @Is_Angel
      @Is_Angel 4 년 전 +3

      I sucked at history, but wasn't the iron vurtain in germany? Xd

    • @Nickster891
      @Nickster891 4 년 전

      uh wrong thing he said australia not russia if you were trying to quote him i mean

  • @cocoabrowniebear
    @cocoabrowniebear 4 년 전 +478

    MatPat: “There are 6 different species of trees...”
    New Minecraft Update:
    I’m bout to end this mans whole career

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 4 년 전 +44

      n e t h e r t r e e s

    • @ryanstenberg8505
      @ryanstenberg8505 4 년 전 +1

      @@Amber7H what.

    • @Virajio
      @Virajio 4 년 전 +16

      @@Amber7H nether trees and mangrove trees

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 년 전 +1

      I want the swamp mangrove :(
      Stupid idiots who voted for the damn mountains

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 년 전

      @@ryanstenberg8505 Nether trees.
      The nether update features new trees

  • @Just_Voden
    @Just_Voden 7 개월 전 +1

    1.14 change the oak tree leaves texture meaning Minecraft oak trees aren't Live oaks but rather White Oaks or English Oaks!

  • @theadmiralx_2960
    @theadmiralx_2960 2 년 전 +1

    Matt 2019: Can you punch down a tree?
    Matt 2020: Can you eat a tree?
    Matt 2021: Can you eat a tree? pt. 2

  • @yalllouu1094
    @yalllouu1094 4 년 전 +578

    "how is he carrying all that in his pants??"
    *That's what she said.*

  • @davasaurthereal4678
    @davasaurthereal4678 4 년 전 +591

    Imagine Matt’s neighbors when they see him punching trees and screaming.

  • @kinsearcher738
    @kinsearcher738 년 전 +1

    I wonder if matpat will make an updated video for this since there's 3 new woods variations in minecraft, I think that'd be cool

  • @TheOfficialAxolotlKingdom

    Please do not leave, we all love your videos!

  • @redxphones3281
    @redxphones3281 4 년 전 +193

    *"Looks at thumbnail"*
    I feel like I don't even need to watch this to know where this is heading.
    But I'll watch anyway.

  • @compassmeby7255
    @compassmeby7255 4 년 전 +1296

    "In Soviet Australia, the trees aren't wood, they're iron!"
    Australia now: *THEN WHY ARE THEY BURNING?!*

  • @originalnamelol5813

    steve can carry a the whole universe but cant even kill a mob with his fist

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop 년 전 +1

    That scream was perfect

  • @_amaria_6501
    @_amaria_6501 4 년 전 +343

    So..
    Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling.
    Also steve: cant jump over fences
    *INTERESTING*

    • @zhongli9073
      @zhongli9073 3 년 전 +17

      You just gotta place a piece of carpet that can magically float in the air. Lol

    • @mmcsdaddy
      @mmcsdaddy 3 년 전 +21

      he skipped leg day

    • @sharkpersona
      @sharkpersona 3 년 전 +24

      no guys... think rationally... how is he gonna jump over the fence with an anvil in his pocket...

    • @dalinsdomain2542
      @dalinsdomain2542 3 년 전 +6

      Next game theory

    • @logtguy8822
      @logtguy8822 3 년 전 +2

      @@mmcsdaddy hahaha

  • @saumyashah7978
    @saumyashah7978 4 년 전 +242

    Minecraft: *Floating blocks and literal dragons*
    MatPat:
    Minecraf: *Punching trees*
    MatPat: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @kristinahaus2184

    Love your vids please continue to make them.Also could you try a theory on the secret to creative mode in minecraft

  • @kittxn_xo9984
    @kittxn_xo9984 년 전 +2

    “In Australia, even the trees are hardcore”
    Heck I’m Australia and if you punch some of the trees here your fist will NEVER heal

  • @pedropetu1585
    @pedropetu1585 4 년 전 +393

    MatPat: Stop punching trees
    Me, an intellectual: Punches trees with a dirt block
    MatPat: Am I a joke to you?

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 년 전 +4

      Peter Daehan Jang
      You’ve got a semicolon instead of a regular colon.
      Next to the second MatPat.
      EDIT: OP fixed it.

    • @fatherpucci8170
      @fatherpucci8170 4 년 전 +2

      Peter Daehan Jang I use TNT

    • @ArtTheCaffeinated
      @ArtTheCaffeinated 4 년 전 +1

      XD

    • @GriziDaWiz
      @GriziDaWiz 4 년 전

      Sir Apple He has a different one for each...

    • @antoniscern528
      @antoniscern528 4 년 전 +1

      Matpat I think you forgot that Steve is the strongest game character

  • @erengoksu8158
    @erengoksu8158 4 년 전 +340

    Minecraft: casual fun game for all ages
    MatPat: “Something isn’t right I feel it”

    • @lucmart1470
      @lucmart1470 4 년 전 +13

      "Something's wrong,i can feel it"

    • @kumsaati6792
      @kumsaati6792 4 년 전 +1

      Bencede something is wrong ağaç kırmaya devam edicem

    • @bogusmetz
      @bogusmetz 4 년 전 +2

      “Just a feeling of course. Like something’s about to happen but I don’t know what. If it means what I think it means we’re in trouble in big trouble.”

    • @erengoksu8158
      @erengoksu8158 4 년 전

      @@bogusmetz exactly

    • @E.S.A.M
      @E.S.A.M 2 년 전

      Ya let's not talk about the ridiculously massive spiders 🕷️ explosive green monsters and zombies.

  • @whocares6902
    @whocares6902 년 전

    Steve: (dies to a netherite axe)
    Also steve: (destroys tritanium with his bare hands)

  • @YellowcomTV
    @YellowcomTV 개월 전

    At 0:14 This scene makes me laugh and, well miss you matpat and the fans will always remember you

  • @blurryned4702
    @blurryned4702 4 년 전 +486

    “How is he carrying all that gold in his pants?”
    *laughs (quite literally) in foreskin*

  • @brynleighduffy5837
    @brynleighduffy5837 4 년 전 +151

    Matpat: *is raging from playing fnaf and punches a random tree*
    Also Matpat: *make this episode*

  • @user-jd1jb8qo7w
    @user-jd1jb8qo7w 3 개월 전

    12:44 We can replicate just that with flight duration 8 rockets, crafter with a paper and 8 gunpowders

  • @emilynuttall1563
    @emilynuttall1563 년 전 +2

    I forgot how much I freaking love the science episodes

    • @mr.falcon314
      @mr.falcon314 년 전

      Yeah I wish matpat made more episodes like this

  • @lukeang
    @lukeang 4 년 전 +539

    Long answer: *Stop punching trees!*
    Short answer: Adventure mode.

  • @lucmart1470
    @lucmart1470 4 년 전 +651

    "how is he carrying all that in his pants?"
    ....no.

  • @igglemuggy7673
    @igglemuggy7673 2 년 전 +1

    13:04
    matpat out of context
    "how IS he carrying all that in his pants..?"

  • @ryanball8944
    @ryanball8944 년 전

    Game Theory mathematics for the absolute win! I do ever so love when MatPat maths 😄

  • @DawnsonRPGs
    @DawnsonRPGs 4 년 전 +128

    MatPat: *Asks if Steve has super strength and how strong he is*
    Austin: Yes.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 4 년 전 +2

      What's funny is that I was just watching that video last night...

    • @DawnsonRPGs
      @DawnsonRPGs 4 년 전 +1

      Shinigami Miroku coincidence? Probably.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 4 년 전

      @@DawnsonRPGs Definitely. That's what makes it funny.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 년 전

      @@shinigamimiroku3723 KRplus algorithm, not really coincidence. Same situation if you bought some dog toys on the internet and you suddenly get a pet ad/pet video.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 4 년 전

      @@ls200076 So the only reason I saw this video is because the algorithm decided to show it, not because I'm subbed to the channel? If so, then Pheonixmaster1 was right - KRplus sub boxes are about as functional as (insert Fire Emblem character being completely inept at a particular task here).

  • @nixionchang3966
    @nixionchang3966 4 년 전 +524

    Strongest man in the world : “I’m the strongest man in the world”
    Steve: “hold my diamonds”

  • @HannahsMoviesAndMusic

    Video: *repeatedly mentions Steve's strength*
    Me: We all just gonna forget about Alex?

  • @saltoxicdue3124
    @saltoxicdue3124 2 년 전

    That Tool album art was unexpected and I'm not complaining!

  • @CSAv-yq9fj
    @CSAv-yq9fj 4 년 전 +235

    Just a quick protip: Steve's arms are as big as half of his body's wide, so he'a pretty jacked

  • @ZeroEliteOfficial
    @ZeroEliteOfficial 2 년 전 +1

    steve when hes next to a tree: F I S T

  • @Siketoon_23
    @Siketoon_23 9 개월 전 +2

    Bro, the first ever video you posted was my birthday, the day I was born, cool

  • @lggolden_gaming
    @lggolden_gaming 3 년 전 +927

    Mojang: Eh, let's just have em punch trees. It's not logical, but what else is gonna get them started?
    MatPat: *M A T H*

  • @nolaneveslage6546
    @nolaneveslage6546 4 년 전 +236

    Shaggy:
    Nobody can stop me
    Steve at 1 percent power:
    *Deforests the Amazon with his fists*

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 년 전 +1

      After a few days for sure. It takes tine but it'll take time

    • @donotpressmyprofilepic1127
      @donotpressmyprofilepic1127 4 년 전 +12

      Shaggy : im the strongest person alive
      Creative mode steve : hehehehe

    • @gendumbb
      @gendumbb 4 년 전

      Dark one, dude,dark one.

    • @derpychicken2131
      @derpychicken2131 4 년 전 +2

      Nolan Eveslage who needs fire when you can serious series punch that forest to dust?

  • @bonniesquad-cs2hk
    @bonniesquad-cs2hk 9 개월 전

    It's crazy how one of my favorite youtubers and my favorite game cameout when I was born

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 7 개월 전 +1

    Bad puns never change

  • @00v4mp00
    @00v4mp00 4 년 전 +690

    "Girl punching tree"
    Me: 😲
    "She's Russian"
    Me: oh makes sense

  • @tjknight
    @tjknight 4 년 전 +489

    "is that stupid ridiculous video game thing actually possible in real life?" I've missed this format.

  • @JB-tv3xm
    @JB-tv3xm 6 개월 전

    steve: *chops wood with bear hands*
    stone: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  • @temmieAckkerman
    @temmieAckkerman 8 개월 전 +2

    cherry grove tree: . . . Ara Ara heyy i exist now >w

  • @xxitactical_8723
    @xxitactical_8723 4 년 전 +460

    Moral of the story:
    *don’t frick with Steve, or else.*

    • @Ray-mw1fx
      @Ray-mw1fx 4 년 전 +9

      What if I want to frick Steve?

    • @j5545
      @j5545 4 년 전 +7

      I'd frik a Steve

    • @snapps9838
      @snapps9838 4 년 전 +4

      I love to frick steve

    • @NobodyToWorryAbout999
      @NobodyToWorryAbout999 4 년 전 +2

      @@coneskid2 (*-don't like the comment guys-*) *like it guys don't listen to that person*

    • @o.o9709
      @o.o9709 4 년 전 +1

      UNLESS???

  • @ramen1392
    @ramen1392 4 년 전 +589

    Game theory: smartest show on the internet
    Matpat: puts all the wrong trees in all the wrong biomes

    • @BananaGhoti
      @BananaGhoti 4 년 전 +8

      B R U H

    • @brennangleason2997
      @brennangleason2997 4 년 전 +17

      "Smartest show on the internet" has to include theory of why you can't break a tree with your bare fists.

    • @l.l1118
      @l.l1118 4 년 전 +8

      VSauce is the only rival to Game Theory’s throne of smartest show.But they do not fight. They both know the media needs them.

    • @freshhomemadememes8223
      @freshhomemadememes8223 4 년 전

      "Smartest show on the internet"

    • @tylercruz3458
      @tylercruz3458 4 년 전

      LandsomeBoi shut up he is very smart bitch