SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim Unarmed Only Challenge
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- Skyrim is a classical RPG game which practically everyone has played in there life. This is partly due to the fact that they managed to port it onto PC, Xbox, playstation, switch and Samsung smart fridge. The list goes on. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the wooden sword and reanu keeves. Today however we investigate how effective going unarmed is in vanilla skyrim. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used fists and high heavy armour to defeat the dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a unarmed build in one hit? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Enchanted and improved heavy armour mixed with unarmed fists!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this skyrim challenge!
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Everytime skyrim crashes, it means Reeanu Keeves is close to escaping so Todd shuts it down
So thatβs why my games always crashing
Lol
I would say so
Facts
Mortal Gaming same
You've said Reanu Keeves so much that Keanu Reeves doesn't sound right.
This is accualy true
Yes
I had to ask my friend which one was right as I has gotten so used to hearing reanu keeves
I read the "Keanu Reeves" in your sentence as Reanu Keeves o.o Jeessus
Mel Taylor ikr
Everyone criticizes the creation engine for being glitchy, but it's actually a safety measure implemented to keep Reeanu Keeves trapped.
Actually the engine is a real Azura Star π§
Fun fact! The creation engine isn't actually glitchy, it just appears that way as a result of Reanu Keeves's power
@@anidiot192 fun fact, the creation engine isn't actually glitchy, most glitches that we experience are in the skyrim content not the engine itself
It's the matrix. Lmao
Whenever Reanu Keeves becomes too powerful the game crashes to desktop as a safety measure
Imagine amren comes home and finds some strange forks in his chest he goes to touch them and then instantly evaporates
"Huh... This isn't my family's--"
*WA-BAM*
Itβs either getting evaporated or getting all your life drained from you
Only the worthy can withstand the power
His finger brushes against one of the forks and he just instantly turns to dust.
@@calebjones3636 goes to cut his steak and it combusts so hard that whiterun is now a crater.
βHopefully it will fix itselfβ is a sentence every Skyrim player has said to themselves at some point π
I'm a bit concerned it actually does seem to fix itsself.
βit just worksβ
Few are the bugs that cannot be solved with glichess.
I made a save once on Arvak, right after exiting a tomb because I was going to fast travel to a place filled with enemies and needed a horse to fast travel. I fast traveled and Arvak, with me on him, started flying all around just up into the air and I eventually died. Then I reloaded the save and it happened again. It just works.
This reminds me of the time i was searching for answers of the game on the internet. Found someone asking the same question and the only response they got was multiple βWelcome to Skyrim. Itβs not a bug, itβs a featureβ π₯²
I still can't believe you legitimately bought stock images and then re-watermarked them with your own brand ...
I never noticed that lmao
Believe it, you little trash noodle.
@@iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802 your name tho hahahah
That way people can't just screenshot his vids
there are programs for that so you don't have to pay a pence
"we are heading to Riften with this perfectly balanced travel."
"So, here we are ladies and gentlemen in Solitude just like we wanted."
π
I like to imagine Reanu Keeves sees something so absurd that he just facepalms, but due to his sheer power he just ends his life there and then from just that facepalm.
His most dangerous enemy was himself all along
Or his facepalm is so powerful it facepalms the universe out of existence and Todd Howard has to reboot it.
The immovable object meets the irresistible force
*looks over at my five copies of Skyrim*
Soon, Reanu. Soon...
I can buy you some copies and we can summon him together
If you finance it, I'll let you wear the PSVR headset while we perform the ritual.
@@kurtkrusader and dont forget to bring skyrim for the Gucci smart microwave so we can eat skyrim trademarked food while doing it
911 what is your emergency
We have to assemble one of each skyrim port, I have ps3 lets do this
I once use a mod to make household items weapons and using the exploits Spiff taught me, I can proudly say I defeated Alduin with a broom named "Yeet the fluffy bunny" total # of crashes 27. Worth it.
Wonder if it causes crash in the console version
@@legendaryoutcast4440 i used the exploits to have infinite unarmed damage, health, magicka and stamina back in 2016 when i had a PS3, it didn't crash the game, but even if i tried to load a save from before the exploit, my char was still immortal.
Clockmaker BR Such is the price of immortality
Up top, my man.
I did that too but I used a hand made mod that I made and I made the diamond a weapon and made it so it killed the ebony warrior and the giants with only single slash (I hit the giant and it destroyed everything near by)
So. basically Reanu Keeves is a SCP? Skyrim is his containment cell.
The question is: is he Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel. I'm hoping Thaumiel because if not he's a walking XK lol, although Able will have someone of his own level to fight finally
Skyrim
Contained
Person
I was looking for this!
@@crowenite Keter
@@viktorbazinai-2583 More like Apollyon: Containment breach is inevitable and there's no way to stop him.
Never forget about that one ring from the vampires quest where you get the rings.
It offers 20 extra claw damage and does apply to unarmed attacks.
Hide your weapons in the cloud district. Nobody ever goes to this gods forsaken place.
Just stash everything
But then Nazeem would end up getting them. He's always at the jarls backside.
Buttpiracy anyone?
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying of course you dont.
Bullz Eye do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you DO
Breaking news: man seen teleporting around Skyrim eye witness says that βhe was so majestic for just the moment I saw him that all my worries just melted awayβ
And so did his lungs as they were destroyed by the sheer breathtaking force
Sounds like you had a Joe Rogan "DMT Experience "
I can confirm that my Khajiit monk, Thunder Paws, descendant of the Oblivion Hero, Lightning Claws, totally beat Skyrim and all expansions using unarmed only.
I did the same with my khajiit on my first play through. I had no idea how rpgβs worked lol.
Thunder..?
T-Thunder?
THUNDER
THUNDER
THUNDERCATS OOOOOOUUUOOOOOOO
Reeanu can escape whenever he wants, he's just entertained, which is why they need to make more games to keep him distracted so he won't destory the multi-verse.
the only word he says he can't pronounce, " pugilist", he pronounces perfectly
absolutely stunning sir
Absolutely breathtaking
@@reidt182 Or is it breftaking?
@@Machtyn nooh
Waiter: youβre going to pay for that
Reanu Keaves: no YOUβRE going to pay for that
Waiter (seeing Reanu's raw power and diploma), *sweats*, *voice cracking*: o...okay
Reanu: buy it again.
Reanu Keaves: You want to give me the penthouse and you want to kick Chevy Chase because he's an asshole
Reanu Keaves: and you have 6 minutes, now... ReaNU *spawns horse* AWAAAAAAAAAY!
You're *ALL* going to pay for that
Cross Plate did you just create communism?
Fists of steel only adds the base amour rating, so the highest possible is +18 from daedric gauntlets
aw
What if heavy armor is 100 and well fitted and matching set and sneak perk and ebony flesh? Would any of those increas daedric gauntlets damage? Trying to get max punch damage without using the game enhancing exploits just stackable bonuses cause a one punch is boring I want to take a few swings and get a nice kill animation
Lame
β @@tomkimmel8157the base damage is the damage without any modifiers, so the only way to change it would be to mod the game files
Reeanu Keeves: Becomes immortal with 202 million health and 30k armor
Jennesa: Deletes her own health bar
"...The potion of enchantment i was using previously was a little bit to powerful, so i create one which almost exactly 50% weaker..."
The Tsar bomb scientists must have said something similar to this.
Yeah. The Earth had crashed several times during the bomb's test, so they just reloaded it.
That's also why USSR is gone. Economic system of the current reality just couldn't sustain such power!
"in order to accomodate the geneva convention, i think we should reduce the yield of our nuclear armaments" no nuclear missile engineer ever.
Castle Bravo is the inverse situation
*Instructions unclear: Bought 20 copies of skyrim and rubbed them together*
You have to chant the magic words "you're breathtaking" over and over
Good
321 shot1000 LeL
you must have a picture of renue keeves on an alter as you and your cult of skyrim chant his name and rub copys together to summon yiur dark lord renue keeves
It won't work because of the fridge, you now need more
Its funny how he makes up a origin story right in the moment as soon as he starts talking about Reanu.
Always good to catch up with the most powerful being in Skyrim; Janessa the Giant Slayer
2nd most powerful*
SCP-5289 "Reanu Keeves"
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5289 is currently being held in an elaborate data prison created by Doctor Howard, Code-named "Skyrim". This prison was meant to divert the focus of SCP-5289 from attempting escape infinitely through the means of giving him large amounts of objectives to complete. While it is entirely possible to complete any and all objectives in this prison, Doctor Howard fixed this issue by creating a system of objective generation that occurs while working on another objective, causing SCP-5289 to constantly switch between objectives before finishing one.
This worked for a short time until SCP-5289 began becoming too powerful for the prison by exploiting the programming, allowing him to finish objectives with little to no effort. To combat this, Doctor Howard split SCP-5289 and imported him into multiple identical prisons. This worked in slowing down SCP-5289's efforts but proved incredibly expensive. Doctor Howard planned to fix this and pensioned the 0-5 council to sell these prisons as video games across the world, thus splitting SCP-5289 millions of times and scattering it globally. Thus, on November 11th, 2011 the SCP-Foundation released the prison under it's code-name "Skyrim" through a front company known as "Bethesda Softworks".
Description:
(Within "Skyrim): SCP-5289 is an adult humanoid sporting an athletic build. It has dark black hair with a large beard and moustache. Within it's prison, it wears simple leather armour with incredibly powerful enhancements. It also sports two incredibly destructive pieces of culinary equipment. Within the world of "Skyrim" it is the most powerful being.
(True Form): [REDACTED]
Cool!
Yes
(Addendum-1)
due to the slow process at which "Skyrim" had to be "ported" to several different forms of entertainment, SCP-5289 managed to temporarily escape containment, and [REDACTED] was used to ensure the safety of sites[REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. However, no actual damage to the fabric of reality was observed, upon further inspection, it was discovered that SCP-5289 had simply "taken some friends out to dinner".
Whether or not this behavior would be repeated upon a second breach of containment is unknown and research upon this subject should only be preformed by Dr. Howard and only after receiving 0-5 level clearance
Wow there's the containment procedures, description, and the first addendum.
Make it an SCP on the actual wiki
reanu keeves smiths his gauntlets while theyβre still equipped
Ow that would hurt smashing your hand into *oblivion* in *Skyrim*
@@thescreemregular5168 eh, you forge metal with your bare hands, no tongs normally
Got it to 420
Yeah isn't that just how everyone makes their gloves?
Reanu is no mere man, he needs them equipped to smith the shape of his bulging muscles, so they're perfectly tailored to his likeness.
My first VR play through with exploits is definitely gonna be this.
make sure to be cat
You actually made my actually appreciate the fact skyrim is ported everywhere... for about 36 minutes
Just FYI Spiff. The Fists of Steel perk only works off of Base Armor Rating of the gauntlets and doesn't scale. In short you wasted your time. All you needed was the Gloves of the Pugilist enchantment and jack that up with Alchemy and enchant a ring.
Still, I loved the effort.
Yep.
That's what I did I deal an extra 490000 extra dmg or more forgot how many 0s there are
Funnily enough, it doesn't even help with protection, since armor effectively caps out somewhere around 600 (equaling 80% physical damage reduction). You can have more, it just doesn't do anything.
Yea he actually somewhat consistently makes mistakes like this.
@@thespiffingbrit Reanu Keeves will succeed one way or another.
Reeanu Keeves is the reason Fallout 76 broke. They tried to port him in before the game was done.
Why do you think there are no npcs? he killed them all.
@@captainplaceholder4482 for the graa-uh guud
His sheer power alone destroyed most of it
Turns out Fallout isn't a post-nuclear apocalypse series, it's a post-Reanu Keeves series.
It's keeanu reeves no reeanu keeves
Dude I was introduced with your glorious work one or a two week before by KRplus algorithm and oh boy, you inspired me. Now I have a baby khajiit with a steel plate armor from head to toe, ever piece is enchanted to increase his stats. He is almost immortal, he one-strikes every thing that crosses him, he can sneak around freely without actually hiding, he picks almost every lock, he has an unlimited pool of magica and I love the fact that how jacked up the game is.
I swear Reanu keeves has infested my game. I keep ending up with missing npcs
I went to solitude to do business with beirand and he's just suddenly nowhere to be seen. Not in the shop, not outside. Just gone
Oh no Reanu keeves is killing of important npcs
I had a problem once I got a character to about 200 hours in where fast travelling sucked nearby NPCs in with me and they ended up in the wrong towns. You might have just 'misplaced' Beirand and he'll turn up somewhere else.
When Skyrim is so old that you can suprise an entire new generation with the potion glitch
And then they try it with the unofficial patch installed.
@@thorham1346 The patch fixes the loop, doesn't it? (Even to this day, I haven't tried it, because...well, I don't like being _that_ overpowered)
@@NaruSanavai Yes, and if you don't like using exploits (in this case it's really just a bug because enchanting shouldn't be part of restoration, obviously), then you shouldn't use it. Also, it's not as if you can't make overpowered gear without exploits already.
@@thorham1346 The fortify restoration does not improve alchemy or enchanting directly. Drinking fortify restoration and then putting fortify alchemy causes it. In other words, it's not a bug. The fortify restoration works as intended, magnifying the beneficial effect. If you look it up, this is exactly what it says word for word. Therefore, it isn't a bug. It is a fully operational feature and exploit of the game, made completely intentional by Bethesda. Which means, Bethesda PURPOSELY placed this exploit in the game to be used by all.
@@unkindcloud8696 It doesn't matter what Bethesda intended. The way this works is utterly broken and it simply shouldn't work that way, period.
*chants you're breathtaking while rubbing 20 copies of skyrim together*
"Thein airtaking. "
WE NEED MORE *GETS INFINITE COPYS* NOW SKYRIM CHANTTTTTTTTTTTT
You probably have to many decoy copies it's a known fact that not every copy sent out has his soul inscribed upon it. They sent out various decoy copies as well!!! This was to prevent stores from accidentally amassing to many copies in a single location bringing upon our world a destruction so incomprehensible so mind boggling so dasterdly so indiscriminate so painful our pathetic mortal coils couldn't fathom the depths of these powers wrought before us causing us to melt on a sub atomic lvl upon the mere sight of the glouriousness that is Reanu Keeves
I did a playthrough of this game where I used only my fists and I was a khajiit and used no exploits and it made the game easy lol but it was really fun
i love the unarmed build bc of the killmoves, both sneak and combat
Did you play it on Legendary difficulty?
I also have done a khajiit brawler style and have realized that the heavy armor gauntlet perk only does the gauntlets base armor rating in damage
@@casper3716 Thanks! That explains why he wasn't doing major damage to the guard after improving the gauntlets.
You must have been on the easiest difficulty then lol
So funny enough, Skyrim had a hard cap for armor rating. Once you reach 576 (or around there) anything above it does nothing. So making that chest either have 576 armor or 10 trillion makes no difference. However⦠having millions of health defiantly does make you practically immortal because health regen is tied to your max hp.
I've heard that claim but I must confess, I find it may be inaccurate. Just off personal experience, but I've found 1200 (rounded) armour seemed to keep me alive for longer on the same difficulty against the same enemy than an 800 armour
Dunno if that's just my brain but I forgot alchemy and am stuck in Dwarven armour send help
Hmmmmm 10000+% chance of pickpocket success but is still caught.....
....it just works
The game has a hard cap on pickpocket success rate, it can never go over, I think 95%.
@@hoodiegal I believe Spiff's pickpocket chances were 90%.
@@lordkalpa5254 maybe it caps at 90% then
I mean... there is a mod that removes the cap, but using it you can steal literally anything from anyone using low level enchantments.
He was detected when he went to place it. It wasn't the target of the pickpocket that caught him, and since the quest was a success the target probably didn't notice. A stealth check was failed, not pickpocket.
βIf I had my fork right now I would genuinely yeet you into oblivionβ that double entendre there was amazing sir hats off to you
yeet*
Just give your follower a weapon of yours that does less damage than you have health , wear an heavy and light armor piece and fight them. it will increase both skills to 100 in 2 hits.. You're welcome.
I found this channel and series like 4 hours ago and this is the most amazing thing ever. The sense of bewilderment as you try to figure out whether Reanu Keeves will crash the game or further his power level
"Let's get more health"
*becomes immortal, game crashes*
"Let's add more unarmed damage"
*becomes One Punch Man, game crashes*
"Let's take our horse and fling ourselves across the map"
*skyrim can't even take it at this point. It's just dead now*
*coffin dance intesifys*
πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
Spiffing:shoots himself into the sky at light speed by shoving a horse in the ground
Tod Howard:it just works
I present to you, ladies and gentlemen at home, the ballad of Reanu Keeves:
He needs no sword for he hath his palms,
no axe for he hath legs,
no mace for he hath fists,
no daggers for he hath fingers,
no bows for he can shout or clap his hands,
no shield for he hath his hair,
no horse for he binds the wind to his will.
He is a god that overcomes all opposition with divine strength.
He is Reanu Keeves, lord of exploits, and all shall fear his wrath.
absolutely marvelous :))
The Only one who can save us is Todd Howard
I heard the new anniversary edition of Skyrim added armlets so now you really can fight unarmed and fight like a monk. You should do an updated video. Plz!
*-Speed = tan(horse tilt angle)*
*-horse tilts 90 degrees*
*-Game crushes :(*
Skyrim can divide by zero wuoa?
I'm slowly starting to forget his real name is Keanu Reeves and not Reanu Keeves.
And finally! One punch man in skyrim.
That's how Reanu Keeves plans to escape: once everyone forgets the true Keanu Reeves, Reanu Keeves will assume his place in the world.
i don't know why but your intro gave me flashbacks to old minecraft lets play videos and it was kind of amazing
You should use this armor with some other ideas to make a run where your companion beats the game by itself, you never damage any enemy. I wonder if thatβs possible lol
From watching MittensSquad playing Skyrim and his challenges, it doesn't seem like you can 100% beat Skyrim by having your companion kill everything. Alduin's last fight makes him a protected NPC where the player has to deliver the final blow (though he did cheese it in one playthrough as a Disney Princess because Skyrim is Skyrim)
If you're a complete stickler of not attacking, then you also can't get past Parthinax without shouting fire at him (but I know some people don't count that as it's a scripted event you have to do)
@@enbeast8350 You call greeting one of your own kind with a flamey breath non-pacifist? What has this world become. Thatβs just like giving a high five, only with fire!
4:36
*realises I am 1,154th like*
*quickly unlikes*
_I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me_
I can't handle the number 4 in my life, its bad luck.
CurvingFyre i completly agres with that
CurvingFyre is this a jojoke
@@FakeLexi No, whats a joke is how weak and pathetic the human form is, which is why the obvious choice is to reject it.
CurvingFyre cool
"welcome back to a *slightly more stable timeline* " XDXD I love you. :D
Like the Queen, it takes time - wait your turn! But remember, it's REAL, not a dream, when he does show up.
"The Yeetforce 9000"
*types Yeetforce 90000*
*Confused screaming*
"Reanu Keeves, he's over the moon, he'd like to take you out somewhere" Well if what I've been hearing about him for the last four minutes is true I'd assume that somewhere is out behind the shed
"After the disaster with the random location transport device, A.K.A. the horse, Keanu finds himself unconscious in an alternate dimension."
"The words "War never changes" ring persistently through his mind..."
So Saitama was lying about how he got so powerful.
It would lag the world if the secret got out
Season 3 better feature reanu keeves.
He can kill opponents with one punch without wearing armor. In Skyrim you can't.
@@theshadow7201 r/woooosh
Saitama's advantage is that he can excercise enough restraint to avoid crashing his reality.
He was partly right they had to release the game again to contain him.
@The Spiffing Brit You should totally get the multi enchantment perk, then put reflect damage as well as the current enchantments on a new piece of armor :)
βUnarmedβ
IVE BEEN LIED TOO
i clearly see you using your arms throughout thevideo
oiki hbsj shut up
r/comedycemetery
But wait. If Reeanu Keeves takes me out to dinner does that mean he already escaped Skyrim
This world Is doomed
No, it means you go into Skyrim
@@flygawnebardoflight you broke the joke
FlygawneDezert Mage of Mind We already live in Skyrim, you just haven't realized it yet.
@Braeden Dewey amen
@Braeden Dewey DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!!
"The Random Adventure Location Device. Also known as: A Horse." I died. xD
I love that you did the leveling up for the laughs since you could easily do the commands to change your level and perks.
The bit about Reanu Keeves is legit. When I worked at GameStop we had a protocol in place to avoid more than a 4 copies from ever touching (for redundancy sake). Once one of the containment devices failed and the entire wall started vibrating. Never saw that trainee again...
I'm a bit scared
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How gay are you?
YES
27:50 Is nobody gonna tell him that the "YEETFORCE 90000" is not the same it's predecessor the YEETFORCE 9000.
The 0 is silent
@@gallaieousyehudai12 that was beautiful. Thank you
Honestly I was expecting him to call it One Punch Man or Armguard or something like that.
I noticed that, too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
This would be more destructive with unarmed if was Heavy Armor Khajit.
Also you don't need to join the Thieves Guild to get the Gloves.
Also if you already joined the Companions and had the money could pay for Heavy Armor training.
Watching your videos while sipping tea and puffing some grass is the best bro!
Ah Skyrim, a perfect, flawless game
*Sweeps all bugs/exploits under a rug*
*"Completely. Flawless"*
_Like everything should be..._
It's not a bug. It's a feature.....
@@devil8975 you are correct
"It just works"
Jeremy Horton not even a basement can contain that many bugs
Spiff:
I have the power of tea and exploits on my side!
Not just any old tea, Yorkshire tea!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMG! I loved those gauntlets. I was a Breton who wanted to be a nord. Would go around brutalizing every bandit and assisin to prove myself as beong nust as tough. Found these and was off to the races lol. Even took the enchantment and put it on some sexier bracers. Now that I'm aware of the restoration loop π I can give 'em some real boosts
I went on a date with Reanu Keeves. On the date the waitress had forgotten to give me cutlery but Reanu didn't hesitate to let me know he had a fork I could use! Unfortunately, upon passing the fork over he accidentally dropped it and it hit my foot which caused me to immediately burst into flames!
Well he didnt lace your drink with the broken paralyze potions so its a win. π
you didnt die on contact? how
Reanu would NEVER drop anything on accident.
Reanu Keeves makes no mistakes...
Oof
I just don't understand how you could let go of the "Paci-FIST" pun at the beginning.
Apsolutly love the content! Love the commentary
When the value of the item is literally an integer overflow, u know you got a balanced game on your hands.
nobody:
The Spiffing Brit: I "accidentally" made one punch man in skyrim
Saitama can finally have the fight he so wants. His opponent reanu keeves
β I donβt think he can take damage anymoreβ
STONKS
You know stinks is term for a mortar in military form I'm confused now
You actually managed to break not just the game, but a person with the horse tilting exploit. That person was me. Tears in my eyes from laughing. I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me. Excellent video.
Who knew that Reanu Keeves is actually a real life SCP contained by Todd Howard. Reanu Keeves is probably a Keter of Apollyon class SCP.
Says "YeetForce 9000".... types.. "YeetForce 90,000", even he doesnt know how powerful he is
Keanu Reeves: You are breathtaking!
Reanu Keeves: I will take your breath!
Im very much looking forward to your coverage of Elder Scrolls 6 and Starfield
Reasons to like Spiffing Brit:
- Breaking games with exploits
- Accent
- British jokes
- Tea
- Colonialism
- And obviously, the mighty and beautiful... Reanu Keeves!
So literally because he's British
Youβre forgetting the stock photos
Are you making fun of our accent (I'm Fecking British)
Another reason: He's a Labour supporter... I think and hope.
ya havin a giggle there mate
ill bash yer head i swear on me mum
Bruh moment
please forkgive me
Did you know _why I prefer to chop and eat my fork instead of my steaks_ ?
@@deivisony infinite POWER
*GORDAN RAMSAY LIKED THAT*
Justin Moyer
You know it
Please make more of these videos :) they are truly the best
I'm really enjoying the beautifully balanced SE Skyrim videos. Got a cupa Yorkshire Biscuit tea! ^_^ (I also love Yorkshire's Red, Toast & Jam... have not had the gold yet though)
10:30
"That probably is faster than the normal loading"
DougDoug: .....
The loading screens is literally the only thing keeping me away from Skyrim and Fallout 4.
@@r3dp9 There aren't too many loading screens, and they don't last long, unlike other games... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2006
β@@r3dp9 Skyrim not so bad, but Fallout 4 is annoying. Even on an SSD its crap. Vanillla, Fallout 4 doesn't even use the SSD speed. You have to mod it to make loading screens 20x faster.
Capta1nAsh
Wait, you have to mod Fallout to actually optimise it? Wow.
@@eddiemate yep. My vanilla profile has about 30 non graphical mods.
Todd Howard created multiple Horcruxes for Reanu Keeves, but he cannot be stopped for long...
The horcruxes were meant to keep Voldemort alive, not containing him
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@@cheesecake-7177 A Horcrux actually weakens its creator because it splits the soul, so while it can make a person functionally immortal it also makes them weaker. That said, Reanu Keeves power continues to grow at an exponential rate so it hardly matters.
Until harry potter throws a pot
The start of the video: I dont wanna play Skyrim.
The end of the video: I am gonna play Skyrim.
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I played skyrim for a while.. even made some mods myself.. but i had no ideea about all the exploits u showed us... nice !
"YEETFORCE 9000"
Sir that says 90.000
It's too strong for language
he's been dealing with so many large numbers he's forgotten how to read smaller ones
9,000 the tea is silent
Todd secretly has a Reanu Keeves body pillow...and its anatomically....correct.
with 3d fixtures
@@evanhansen5064 "fixtures"
The fortify alchemy loop is actually pretty fun to try to do with minimal cheese... Meaning no duping, not scamming vendors, actually paying for soul gems, etc.
It has actual drawbacks because if you do a ton of alchemy, enchanting and crafting you'll level up without improving your combat skills. So you actually need to be smart about how fast you do it and make sure you're upgrading your gear as you go otherwise the auto leveling will make things quite difficult
Me goes back and rewatches favorite videos and then remembers i still need to go on the date with reonu keves
These videos were the reason I got back into skyrim. And I'm feeling like starting a new file and just punching my way through everything. Sounds like a good time tbh
Same here!
Just downloaded Skyrim again for the 100th time just to punch everyone
I think the reason that the unenchanted gauntlets didn't do much damage is because the fists of steel perk actually only works with the base armor, not the upgraded armor... Sorry if you already knew that
He also doesn't know that damage reduction from armor is capped at 80%.
Arent those fur gauntlets LIGHT ARMOR? The Fists of Steel perk only works on HEAVY ARMOR.
@@nannerdunlocke1231 he used imperial steel gauntlets, the other ones are for alchemy
@@cerdi_99 Nevermind i figured it out
@@nannerdunlocke1231 you mean you read the fuckin comment idiot
I love watching your videos I have been a fan for a while you taught me a lot! Thank you Spiff :) (From a random fan that is probably ignored over 3.38M subs I just needed to say it! (Also I just subbed on my chrome I was origanally subscribed on my phone lol) Thank you so much again for just being amazing :D
Lol love your video. Ty.. as you know all refined men delegate the hard work.. I just give it to a follower.
Unfortunately, the "fists of steel"-perk is broken. It only increases damage by the base armour rating.
Mous3 which means it is not broken. It is the same with critical strikes they sound good but if you have a sword that does 100 damage and base was 12 the critical damage will be around 2 extra damage.
Oh and it is Bethesda logic
β@@Xtraior Perhaps not "broken" in a sense, but that means the description of the perk is incorrect. It just says "Unarmed attacks with Heavy Armor gauntlets do *their armor rating* in extra damage" and the gauntlets he made have an armor rating of 1500. It does not specify base armor rating. Either way, it's a mistake on Bethesda's part.
so pretty much instead of dealing like a thousand damage it does like 18 damage
breezytoe5527 yup
βWeβre going to call it the Yeetforce 9000β
*Types 90,000*
Oh dearie, dearie me.
Lol, I was just talking about wanting to see an OPM build in your recent ritual stone build video, and I get this in my recommended
After this introduction with explaining of Reanu Keaves' powers, i have now an idea for starfinder (or maybe cyberpunk 2020, but i never played it, so...) quest, where characters are forced to fight with powerful being from another universe which is imprisoned in a popular videogame
Fists of steel only add damage to unarmed based on the gauntlets BASE armor rating. That means improving your gauntlets won't increase your fisting damage. The best base armor rating in skyrim for gauntlets is daedric gauntlets. There's also a ring you can get that increases your unarmed attack by 20 points called the Ring of the Beast, which you get from the Vampire Questline. If you wanted, you could use the duplication glitch that you used in this video and you could also use the multiple equip items glitch. to equip multiple rings of the beast and you would be able to one punch man anything in the game no enchanting required. Also the Khajiit have a bonus 20 claw damage active effect right from the get go, which is more damage than any other weapon you can find at level 1.
Khajits have 12 extra claw damage, should have been 15 but due to some stuff going on in the game it is 12.
What a flawless gaming experience.
If you do the vampire Lord and werewolf glitch your unarmed goes up too
"Gloves of Pugilism, I've no idea how to pronounce this..." - the only thing he pronounced correctly up to that point.