BECOMING GOD IN SKYRIM WITH INFINITE MONEY - Skyrim Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • 게시일 2020. 08. 22.
  • Skyrim Special Edition is the remastered re release of the Latest entry to the Elder Scrolls Series, Skyrim. And today we will be showing off how to Become a god In Skyrim using an easy video game exploit to generate infinite gold and experience by levelling pick pocketing at a incredible rate. The Spiffing Brit will be seeing if Skyrim Is A perfectly balanced game with no exploits by becoming Todd Howard and stealing important quest items to gain access to an infinite source of gold. He will also be using Item duplication and Infinite Money Glitches to become a god in Skyrim. With Elder Scrolls 6 / ESVI being announced not too long ago I have excellent plans for exploiting that games release but to keep my desire to become a god in Elder Scrolls sated I have decided to see if it is possible to try and start Becoming God With Gold. One thing is for certain this game Is Broken!!
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Skyrim Special Edition is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Becoming God Challenge is broken!! How can you even Become a god in Skyrim without doing a Quest! What strange RPG game exploit is this! Unlimited gold thanks to a gold exploit!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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    Title: BECOMING GOD IN SKYRIM WITH INFINITE MONEY - Skyrim Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
    Last Time We tried Becoming a God Title: FABLE ANNIVERSARY IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Becoming God With Gold Is Broken!!
    #Funny #Exploit #Skyrim
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  • @darkskyinwinter
    @darkskyinwinter 3 년 전 +4446

    I DEMAND that Bethesda release the Todd Howard's Hair DLC.

  • @BrandonHeat21
    @BrandonHeat21 3 년 전 +2273

    "Todd Howard created every single Mod for Skyrim."
    Well, that makes Todd Howard a huge pervert.

    • @namikosai9466
      @namikosai9466 3 년 전 +113

      That would mean that he also made the mods for creatures- including horses- to have dicks and twats. I’m not even joking, those are really mods for Skyrim.

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 3 년 전 +62

      Namiko Sai My question is how do you find that mod

    • @ThePlayerOfGames
      @ThePlayerOfGames 3 년 전 +116

      @@sahave5042 you'd need to look for some sort of laboratory, for lovely people. A loverslab if you will…

    • @yeetdragon1629
      @yeetdragon1629 3 년 전 +39

      ExDee Wobblum PLEASE GOD NO NOT AGAIN

    • @yeetdragon1629
      @yeetdragon1629 3 년 전 +11

      ExDee Wobblum also elite dangerous is an awesome game

  • @timothyrgarcia2275
    @timothyrgarcia2275 3 년 전 +686

    Alternate title: "Saying Todd Howard for 27 minutes while breaking skyrim"

    • @seven8520
      @seven8520 3 년 전 +21

      You should apologize, before Todd Howard decides to create a mod that erase you from Tamriel permanently just because you can't actually be Todd Howard.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 2 년 전 +1

      THAT'S EVERY GODDAMN SKYRIM VIDEO!

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz 2 년 전 +1

      Alternate alternate title: "Saying Todd Howard and obsessing over Yorkshire Tea for 27 minutes."

  • @inscrutablemungus4143
    @inscrutablemungus4143 2 년 전 +632

    I love that you can walk into Windhelm in an Imperial uniform and not get into any trouble with the guards/ulfric/stormcloaks. It just works.

    • @janmeier8018
      @janmeier8018 2 년 전 +58

      Atleast the guard mentions it briefly at 13:15

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 2 년 전 +49

      Meanwhile, in Fallout New Vegas, If you try that in some NCR camp:
      "So you have chosen... death"

    • @afro__g5217
      @afro__g5217 2 년 전 +14

      You know these Stormcloaks don’t want smoke with the Dragonborn😂

    • @domino_201
      @domino_201 2 년 전 +24

      they sometimes say "I think you're in the wrong place, friend." so respectful

    • @beforelifewaschaos
      @beforelifewaschaos 년 전

      -Todd- God Howard \⁠(⁠◎⁠o⁠◎⁠)⁠/

  • @JikuAraiguma
    @JikuAraiguma 3 년 전 +1025

    "That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this badboy"
    Dropping a quicksave: Not with THAT attitude.

    • @stevenqu3
      @stevenqu3 3 년 전 +35

      Presses the tilde key: Exactly

    • @marlainathiel1418
      @marlainathiel1418 3 년 전 +21

      Me with a lock pick skill of 100 all the perks and so many lock picks the game can only show the number 99+ when In reality i have millions

    • @marlainathiel1418
      @marlainathiel1418 3 년 전 +1

      Me with a lock pick skill of 100 all the perks and so many lock picks the game can only show the number 99+ when In reality i have millions

    • @marlainathiel1418
      @marlainathiel1418 3 년 전 +8

      "Laughs in hardworking skyrim fan who plays to win"

    • @fenfrostpaws2000
      @fenfrostpaws2000 3 년 전 +27

      @@marlainathiel1418 pffffft, no one should waste perk points on the lockpicking tree. Just loot and/or buy every lockpick you can find and pray to RNGesus

  • @Smegheid
    @Smegheid 3 년 전 +1351

    “That’s a masterlock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy.”
    I think the LockPickingLawyer would disagree with your assessment of the security of Masterlocks...

    • @andreasnowack8014
      @andreasnowack8014 3 년 전 +98

      A nice click out of one, and it's open :)

    • @MarkoPolo1223
      @MarkoPolo1223 3 년 전 +126

      As they say "A master key opens any lock, a masterlock opens with any key."

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 년 전 +37

      I've opened a Master Lock first try at very low level. Not like it has happened again, but I won't let some Dominant mechanical security device tell me what to do.

    • @user-dw5uy3in5j
      @user-dw5uy3in5j 3 년 전 +47

      _2 seconds later_
      We will do it again to show that it's not a fluke.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 3 년 전 +33

      Well see thats because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented the Skeleton Key and then presented the original to Her Ladyship Nocturnal the Mistress of Shadows.
      Also because LPL plays with the mod that adds back in Oblivions lockpicking minigame which is impossible to fail once you learn the trick.

  • @aaronharris102
    @aaronharris102 2 년 전 +833

    Spiff: Jokingly mocks up a PS5 Skyrim case...
    Bethesda: that's genius... We shall call it 🤔 Skyrim: Anniversary Edition

    • @citrus_fruitz8184
      @citrus_fruitz8184 2 년 전 +10

      Too perfect

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 2 년 전 +24

      @@citrus_fruitz8184 Todd perfect*

    • @technothedome6310
      @technothedome6310 2 년 전 +3

      it would be genius... if microsoft didnt buy the damn company

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat 2 년 전 +3

      @@technothedome6310
      Why do you think MS buying out Bethesda & Zenimax is a bad thing ? Just curious.

    • @joeh858
      @joeh858 년 전 +6

      @@KRpluscanfuckagoat they're buying out a ton of companies and because monopolies are bad. microsoft bad. windows bad. gates bad.

  • @magneto220
    @magneto220 3 년 전 +1143

    lol everybody knows it's actually Hodd Toward, the richest man in skyrim

    • @namikosai9466
      @namikosai9466 3 년 전 +11

      Hodd Toward, the Horrible Stick Insect

    • @Ebag3000
      @Ebag3000 3 년 전 +14

      But in reality hes the richest in the world the only reason Jeff Bezoz shows up is not a bug but a feature to hide this so no one suspects Todd

    • @wolfreg
      @wolfreg 3 년 전 +2

      Bodd toward

    • @shitfacejohnson4085
      @shitfacejohnson4085 3 년 전

      hodd from the hood

    • @dirtyfrenemies8894
      @dirtyfrenemies8894 3 년 전

      How dare u betray our king

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 3 년 전 +322

    "Windhelm has a mass murderer running around around. And no, before you start thinking it, it's not actually me."
    Yet.
    *Quicksaving...*

    • @uow1313
      @uow1313 3 년 전 +2

      🤣i see you dragonbourne

  • @pokeme5293
    @pokeme5293 3 년 전 +327

    Todd Howard, the great prophet was correct. Every table in my house has a game of Monopoly on it.

    • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
      @NickTheGreatAndPowerful 3 년 전 +9

      Could be literal, in my case, my family has like 30 different varieties of Monopoly.

    • @bogdanpostole7251
      @bogdanpostole7251 3 년 전 +12

      @@thespiffingbrit even a tea version?

    • @blazedgamingkr1438
      @blazedgamingkr1438 3 년 전 +18

      @@thespiffingbrit I would love to see an actual "The Spiffing Brit" edition Monopoly game. It would be so balanced.

    • @pokeme5293
      @pokeme5293 3 년 전

      @@thespiffingbrit Surely one of them is Simpsons Monopoly?

    • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
      @NickTheGreatAndPowerful 3 년 전 +1

      @@thespiffingbrit
      I'm glad I'm not the only one whose loved ones collect Monopoly games.

  • @MrBarnouze
    @MrBarnouze 3 년 전 +414

    "That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this badboy"
    Well, no, but actually yes.

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 년 전 +16

      yea not possible but very much possible with enough dedication and the right amount of lockpicks

    • @user-et8vm9cc3t
      @user-et8vm9cc3t 3 년 전 +10

      @@necrobynerton7384 YUp, it's all a matter of a number of lockpicks...

    • @212mochaman
      @212mochaman 3 년 전 +3

      @@user-et8vm9cc3t its even more a matter of possibility with a follower whose never picked a lock in their life. Follower commands are remarkably balanced and realistic when you're not using them for the intended purpose of joining the space program against giants

    • @nick_steele9790
      @nick_steele9790 3 년 전 +15

      "Click out of 2, 3 is binding..."

    • @frostlord8485
      @frostlord8485 2 년 전 +1

      Save and reload

  • @bobjobjoe8887
    @bobjobjoe8887 년 전 +70

    the sad thing is that if you look deep enough into the lore of the elder scrolls, you will find that the highest being in the entire universe, the godhead, is in fact Todd Howard

    • @Hippolestrian
      @Hippolestrian 8 개월 전 +4

      To be fair, the common theory is exalted beings such as the tribunal and Dagoth Ur have to accept that they aren't real and are figments of the Godhead's dream. Seeing as Todd Howard dreamed up Skyrim, he is the Godhead in Lore accurate fashion.

  • @oT0T1o
    @oT0T1o 3 년 전 +530

    Hodd Toward: "Who are you?"
    Todd Howard: "I'm you but Skyrimier"

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 3 년 전 +184

    "Todd howard is skyrims dna"
    Okay. Time for a texture pack that just turns everything into shaded/tesselated Todd Howard faces.

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 3 년 전 +7

      You sir are insane!
      I applaude you

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 3 년 전 +10

      But do it subtly so you don't notice it easy

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 3 년 전 +3

      I may throw up

    • @Polszenager
      @Polszenager 3 년 전 +9

      The thing is that was todd's plan all along for you to create that texture pack.

  • @SoulMassage369
    @SoulMassage369 2 년 전 +276

    NO PICKPOCKETING IS NECESSARY. It's much faster and easier to do this. As soon as you agree to sell the amulet, back out of the dialog while he is still talking, open your inventory and drop the amulet on the ground. Wait until he gives you the 500 gold, pick the amulet back up and repeat the process. Enjoy 😁

    • @PooBrainBatman
      @PooBrainBatman 2 년 전 +34

      What about the EXP!

    • @PooBrainBatman
      @PooBrainBatman 2 년 전 +24

      BTW I also tried this and it duplicates the amulet. He still has one in his inventory that you can steal.

    • @ravenbailey4088
      @ravenbailey4088 2 년 전 +4

      What amulet are you talking about??

    • @PooBrainBatman
      @PooBrainBatman 2 년 전 +12

      @@ravenbailey4088 the one in the video brit uses.

    • @ravenbailey4088
      @ravenbailey4088 2 년 전 +3

      @@PooBrainBatman ok thanks😁

  • @t.mcgarry4
    @t.mcgarry4 3 년 전 +53

    Todd Howard's power is so great he can wander the streets of Windhelm in full imperial armor and noone bats an eye

  • @austinjones8964
    @austinjones8964 3 년 전 +310

    "Todd Howard has made every single mod in Skyrim." Todd has a very twisted mind...

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 3 년 전 +25

      If someone makes a Todd Howard hair mod then that mean Todd Howard made the Todd Howard hair mod.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 년 전 +2

      @@orangeapples the reason why Skyrim gets released again is that Todd needs more time to produce more mods for it.

  • @ArkriteTheMad
    @ArkriteTheMad 3 년 전 +204

    "We get 5 gold"
    Yes, we get 5 gold. The remaining 495 goes to Spiff, as is only fair.

  • @thesamebutnew9742
    @thesamebutnew9742 2 년 전 +67

    And about a year later...Boom. Horse armor in Skyrim Anniversary Edition. In Todd Howard we trust.

    • @RocketKira
      @RocketKira 년 전 +4

      I haven't played in a looong time and didn't know they added it, I watched part of this video while I was starting a new game and when I got in and found out I could get horse armor I just fucking died 🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in ages

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 3 년 전 +42

    I was visibly confused when Spiff was talking about a morality system in Skyrim, then he mentioned being chased around the world by a legion of guards several times larger than any army over a stolen fork and I felt that. When my sweetroll is stolen they mock me, but when I steal a sweetroll it's straight to the executioner for me.

  • @chronicmaster7689
    @chronicmaster7689 3 년 전 +237

    If Todd saw this, he’s either creasing with laughter or writing a cease and desist.

  • @TheIshakuro
    @TheIshakuro 3 년 전 +125

    4:44 Todd Howard defies the rules of his own game, and picks himself up despite the fact his hands should still be tied.

    • @AtomBomb420
      @AtomBomb420 3 년 전 +2

      Damn, he really is powerful...

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 3 년 전 +1

      He's like superman acting weak to the antagonist.

    • @Nurk0m0rath
      @Nurk0m0rath 3 년 전 +1

      Well, this may come as a shock to you but the player's hands are tied in front of them, which does nothing to stop people from picking themselves up.

  • @SkullObsessed69
    @SkullObsessed69 2 년 전 +69

    Todd Howard exploiting his own game is the most meta experience I've had since DMT showed me how stars are just air holes in the container. Will be back for more content for sure!

  • @rhysjohn100
    @rhysjohn100 3 년 전 +77

    Just a tip:
    During that sneaking past the bear tutorial, you can actually keep hitting hadvar(whatever your companion's name is) and since he is essential you can infinitely gain sneak experience that way along with one handed/two handed experience.

    • @evie4602
      @evie4602 3 년 전 +3

      Thank you!

    • @jeremydalilak1133
      @jeremydalilak1133 3 년 전 +3

      And destruction too. Maybe even block might be possible

    • @user-hd9dp6oz7o
      @user-hd9dp6oz7o 년 전

      can also sit in the corner for ages and get sneak 100 after hours

    • @zach9036
      @zach9036 9 개월 전

      I have been level 15 before when exiting the tutorial cave. Leveling sneak, 1 hand, and destruction magic.

  • @brendansmart2337
    @brendansmart2337 3 년 전 +237

    "All the mods within skyrim are made by Todd Howard"
    Looks at lovers lab

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 3 년 전 +6

      Aye, someone with the same idea as me. lol

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 년 전 +6

      Well, he did invent all those waifus. Are you surprised?

    • @marlainathiel1418
      @marlainathiel1418 3 년 전 +3

      Ah so Todd is human and isn't a computer program specifically designed to create buggy games. I'm disappointed

    • @marlainathiel1418
      @marlainathiel1418 3 년 전

      Ah so Todd is human and isn't a computer program specifically designed to create buggy games. I'm disappointed

    • @personpeople6390
      @personpeople6390 3 년 전 +1

      Did you know that Daggerfall was suppose to have sex scene?

  • @MajinHuey
    @MajinHuey 3 년 전 +209

    When Todd Howard said "It just works", he meant "It JUUUUUST works"

  • @cassiemoyles4177
    @cassiemoyles4177 2 년 전 +36

    I'll always love Skyrim. I'll never forget the first time I played and I didn't follow the path at all, just walked up a mountain and got thrown across the world by a giant..... ah good times

    • @excalligator5529
      @excalligator5529 2 년 전 +4

      Yep on my first playthrough I tried to climb the throat of the world to get to wind helm good times

    • @drdtehmh5917
      @drdtehmh5917 2 년 전 +1

      Yep i was nearly starving to death so i killed a chicken in riverwood.. lets just say its a ghost town now. Ah good times

    • @shoemakerx0105
      @shoemakerx0105 2 년 전

      @@drdtehmh5917 you were starving to death you say?🧐

  • @AllegedlyHuman.
    @AllegedlyHuman. 3 년 전 +192

    "So how was your training?"
    "Rough. Had to hike and crawl in mud and fight and suffer for more than two months. You?"
    "Walked into a corner for a few hours."

  • @CyarSkirata
    @CyarSkirata 3 년 전 +292

    Spiff: "That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy."
    Lock Picking Lawyer viewers: A *Master* lock? Just poke it with a stick or something, it'll probably open.

  • @grouchycloud567
    @grouchycloud567 3 년 전 +65

    12:44 "that's a Master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy"
    Lockpickinglawyer: "well yes but actually no"

    • @jacobbenton1147
      @jacobbenton1147 3 년 전 +1

      Why is it impossible to escape the lpl he’s everywhere

    • @TrueChaoSclx
      @TrueChaoSclx 3 년 전 +1

      click out of one.. small click out of two.. three is binding

    • @disassembledpen666
      @disassembledpen666 3 년 전

      "Nothing on one... Click out of two... Nothing on three... Small click out of four... Click out of five... Click out of one... Click out of three, and just like that, we got it open."

    • @Anti-Smart
      @Anti-Smart 개월 전

      Alongside McNallyOfficial, there's no chance for that disappointment.

  • @estebansedano115
    @estebansedano115 3 년 전 +17

    The Spiffing Brit is now my new favorite channel, just an overall clever guy with how he talks and plays. keep up the good work chap, you’ll get that Yorkshire Tea Gold sponsorship soon!

  • @kratos922balding3
    @kratos922balding3 3 년 전 +73

    I once got murdered for dropping my sweet roll near someone else's and accidentally stole their sweet roll thinking it was mine. Skyrim has the 2020 sensitivity.

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 년 전 +7

      One time guards literally would not let them see me without trying to arrest me when my bounty was one gold.
      Why that happened, I tried to talk to someone then they moved slightly and I accidently stole an apple

    • @rhysebenezer5160
      @rhysebenezer5160 2 년 전 +1

      Ok, but what does Skyrim’s sensitivity have to do with your sweet roll story?

  • @contestedsalt1146
    @contestedsalt1146 3 년 전 +384

    Welcome traveler, I see you've decided to go to the comments after your journey instead of progressing on. Stay safe and drink your tea mortal.

    • @saivinayakdaya4648
      @saivinayakdaya4648 3 년 전 +12

      The Spiffing Brit He speaks to mortals, yet Tea-jus himself answers.

    • @TNP-
      @TNP- 3 년 전 +3

      Not a mortal, but I will!
      :)

    • @Thatfurryfox
      @Thatfurryfox 3 년 전

      Do you have some skooma?

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 년 전 +41

    When you pick your pickpocketing instructor's pocket... you have graduated.

  • @bjtmagician_
    @bjtmagician_ 2 년 전 +32

    The fact that Spiff's impression of Todd Howard sounds almost bang on like ANY of the Kahjit traders is bloody brilliant

    • @Expert.Fisherman
      @Expert.Fisherman 년 전 +1

      That one random Khajiit: "M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."

    • @ClockworkCouture.
      @ClockworkCouture. 년 전

      "M'aiq's father was named M'aiq, as was his father's father. At least, that is what his father told him."

    • @dariuscharles7533
      @dariuscharles7533 년 전

      "M'aiq is tired now, go bother someone else"

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 11 개월 전

      I blame the mudcrabs. They run Pelagiad. Everyone knows it.

  • @nicholasnelson1005
    @nicholasnelson1005 년 전 +11

    Fun fact, not only can you level up sneak to 100 you can also level up one handed to 100. If you're playing on legendary difficulty Hadvar has A LOT of health. You can simply spam attacking him and he'll never aggro to you

  • @sick0832
    @sick0832 3 년 전 +109

    "Your hands are bound". Unless, of course, you're ragdolling about the place.
    I love this game.

    • @PotatioBaconio
      @PotatioBaconio 3 년 전 +6

      It just works my freind

    • @namikosai9466
      @namikosai9466 3 년 전 +5

      *gets ragdolled as bindings snap* “Oh shit! I gotta get up!”
      *stands back up, making sure to use unbound hands* “Alright, now to fix these bindings” *bindings instantly are retied*

  • @andrews6411
    @andrews6411 3 년 전 +128

    This just in: The Elder Scrolls 6 is going to be called Skyrim 2 Dwarven Boogaloo

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 3 년 전 +1

      Skyrim reremastered

    • @g-man1440
      @g-man1440 3 년 전 +1

      Is it sad that I wish that's actually real?

    • @guillaumejoop6437
      @guillaumejoop6437 3 년 전 +2

      I don't know why the word boogaloo is so hilarious to me, but it is

    • @AncientSlugThrower
      @AncientSlugThrower 3 년 전

      Unironically this. They are going to bring the dwemer back and shatter any concept of mystery left in the lore.

    • @Malohdek
      @Malohdek 3 년 전 +1

      @@AncientSlugThrower We already know what happened tot he Dwarves lol. This was literally the plot of Daggerfall.

  • @3ZKZSting
    @3ZKZSting 2 년 전 +22

    6:55 Fun fact: When you crouch and hit whoever you sided with in the cave at the beginning with an IRON DAGGER SPECIFICALLY every SINGLE hit levels sneak even if you don’t get a sneak attack bonus notification... Which levels your sneak extremely fast just make sure your hitting Ralof or Hadvar in the back...

    • @Lucasbom100
      @Lucasbom100 2 년 전 +2

      yup, and you level up sneak and 1h. I've done this once by pure chance, then I thought "well, I have nothing else to do, so I'm gonna keep doing this until I feel like I'm OP".
      proceeded to leave the cave at level 30 (by resetting skills at lvl 100)
      oh, and I also leveled up illusion while I was doing that, if I'm not mistaken, what boosted the leveling a little bit further too

  • @Veikra
    @Veikra 2 년 전 +7

    12:45 "Thats a master lock, no chance in opening that"
    *LockpickingLawyer clears throat*

  • @explodingpineapple6459
    @explodingpineapple6459 3 년 전 +158

    The Spiffing Brit: Todd Howard made ever mod of Skyrim
    Me, looking at all the sex mods: wot

  • @leandroboog1311
    @leandroboog1311 3 년 전 +50

    11:38 Ahhh yes, Guards of Windhelm. Lets ask the only person in Windhelm who is wearing a full set of imperial armor to help us investigate!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 년 전 +4

      Makes perfect sense. Then he ain't fighting, while he does their work.

  • @RedMo46
    @RedMo46 3 년 전 +13

    'Your hands are bound' Unless you get dragon shouted, then... apparently not

  • @greenxenon4
    @greenxenon4 3 년 전 +1

    I love the fact that you are still making Skyrim videos! Keep up the FANTASTIC work!

  • @ELPRES1DENTE45
    @ELPRES1DENTE45 3 년 전 +90

    Todd Howard: "You can't mod Skyrim if there is no Skyrim."
    Also, bugs/glitches = "Surprise Mechanics."

    • @gptechnologiesmangalore6909
      @gptechnologiesmangalore6909 3 년 전 +1

      @Todd Howard why you sweet little lie?

    • @BackupPlans
      @BackupPlans 3 년 전 +1

      SkyWade uhhh he was talking about Skyrim, everyone knows 76 was stinky poo poo

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 3 년 전

      i thought surprise mechanics was EA lootboxes

  • @bernardomatta4218
    @bernardomatta4218 3 년 전 +229

    Spiff: "Get yourself a nice, worm cup of tea"
    Me: *looks at my iced tea, because it's 25ªC*
    Well...to the microwave you go

  • @HarryBallsOnYa345
    @HarryBallsOnYa345 3 년 전 +13

    "Ahh Skyrim, the game of cheese has layers of cheese on its cheese" - The Spiffing Britt

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 3 년 전 +10

    12:45
    Me who has levelled lockpicking so often that perks mean nothing to me: *Shifty eyes*

  • @monkyfromheckheeheebanana6990

    I see Hod Toward is keeping well since the brand new game “Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” for the PS5 was announced

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 3 년 전 +5

      The V is for 5 - Hodd Toward foresaw the development of the PS5 many years ago and planned for it to be the ultimate Skyrim platform

  • @somenitrogenconsumer8859

    “Actual Scotland” and proceeds to showing Winterhold 👍

    • @digaum1657
      @digaum1657 3 년 전 +16

      i'm so lucky that i have you to explain the joke, i would never realise it by only watching the vid with my eyes open lol

  • @railgunrandy
    @railgunrandy 3 년 전 +6

    You know, normally I feel like some of these exploits are over the top, but the way you trained pickpocketing was just perfect.

  • @clunkerhulk5448
    @clunkerhulk5448 2 년 전 +16

    The armor stacking glitch is awesome. I used my werewolf form with a follower to stack every backpack on my character. You can equipped one of each one.

  • @SkrapMetal84
    @SkrapMetal84 3 년 전 +91

    "Spiff makes a new char and names him Todd Howard"
    "Angry Reanu Keeves Noises"

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 3 년 전 +7

      @@BaxstabberzZ I think you mean our Lord and Saviour, Reanu Keeves. Keanu Reeves is busy in the Matrix, being Neo.

    • @korneltakacs3692
      @korneltakacs3692 3 년 전 +4

      I think I heard Spiff say Reanu Keeves so many times that it sounds normal and Keanu Reeves actually sounds weird.

    • @grapheist612
      @grapheist612 3 년 전 +3

      How is Hodd Toward supposed to feel about this??

    • @SkrapMetal84
      @SkrapMetal84 3 년 전 +1

      @@grapheist612 remember Skyrim was designed to contain Reanu Keeves thus Todd Howard is Reanu Keeves nemesis.

    • @AncientSlugThrower
      @AncientSlugThrower 3 년 전 +1

      @@SkrapMetal84 Your half way there. Reanu Keeves is the self realized apotheotic godhead of the dreamer Todd Howard. The dream of Reanu Keeves in Todd's mind achieved CHIM. As much as Reanu is it's own entity, it still came from Todd and is a part of him. They are both inextricably trapped to each other, and the destruction of one would result in the end of both.

  • @JohnA...
    @JohnA... 3 년 전 +64

    I'm only disappointed that Todd Howard wasn't an Argonian, if anyone is a lizard man well he is.

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 3 년 전 +11

      Spiff is keeping the Argonian for the moment he will be playing as Mark Zuckerberg

    • @empatheticapathy3563
      @empatheticapathy3563 3 년 전 +7

      artur6912 I think you mean Zark Muckerberg

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 3 년 전 +1

      @@artur6912 Probably so. And he couldn't use a Kajit because there would be potential for it to be "cute" and friendly there. Though maybe that would be good, as a cat person I know fully well the devious mind behind my fluffy housemates and the degree they would go to if needed to get their way much of the time hidden under that adorable playful exterior.

    • @alasdairsinclair916
      @alasdairsinclair916 3 년 전

      I was so badly hoping for an almost normal character, followed by,
      “And we’re almost done and _(misscrolls to argonian)_ WHOOPS”
      And the Todd Howard character is ruined, just like all Spiff’s other Skyrim characters.

  • @owenwilliams1562
    @owenwilliams1562 2 년 전 +25

    If you choose Ralof at the beginning instead of Hadvar and get the key off of the Captain before Ralof you can sneak attack him over and over for another sneak exploit

    • @jambopjh8737
      @jambopjh8737 2 년 전 +1

      😂yeah i tried friendly fire once and got lv100 at sneak at the beginning

    • @LuckyAJC
      @LuckyAJC 년 전 +1

      with Hadvar just don't open the chest and you can just sneak attack over and over

    • @brianblanton6617
      @brianblanton6617 년 전 +1

      Getting sneak up this way is way better than doing it when sneaking past the bear 😂

    • @princessepaquerette9728
      @princessepaquerette9728 3 개월 전

      I did that until I could get sneak to legendary 4 times

  • @astoshanstuerm9475
    @astoshanstuerm9475 3 년 전 +3

    I feel like your game glitches more and more hilariously than the average player. (Tod Howard has blessed you)

  • @spacebearcadet746
    @spacebearcadet746 3 년 전 +45

    Step 1: join thieves guild
    Step 2: do the first thieves mission
    Step 3 travel to solstheim
    Step 4 meet with the black Smith
    Step 5 retrieve ancient pickaxe
    Step 6 retrieve bonemold recipe
    Step 7: gain access to the secret attic of the black smith, and take the letter to Sapphire.
    Congrats, you now have access to a loot cache that respawns maybe 3 in game days, with armor good for the level, and a letter that pays out in Exquisite Sapphires (worth 5000 each), both of which respawns, .
    Easiest exploit that takes not much effort. No having to load a quick save.
    Combine an Exquisite Sapphire with that dark brotherhood quest means easy leveling.

    • @been_rly_n2_paragliding_lately
      @been_rly_n2_paragliding_lately 3 년 전 +3

      I like to duplicate the exquisite sapphire so I have a readily available pile of them throughout the game.

    • @imadecoy.
      @imadecoy. 3 년 전 +3

      Step 1: Collect the Stones of Barenziah
      Step 2: Find more gemstones as loot in every container than you could possibly ever sell to merchants

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 3 년 전 +4

      @@imadecoy. Step 0: Slow time shout. And rapidly spam interact after shouting. Dupes barenziah gems.

  • @planetdilien2932
    @planetdilien2932 3 년 전 +124

    Can’t wait for “INFINITE MONEY - NatWest is perfectly balanced with no exploits” or “CHEATING DEATH - life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”

    • @harrisonsmetana2506
      @harrisonsmetana2506 3 년 전 +2

      We all know that one day we will see life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits how to make god your servant

  • @lexiharding5498
    @lexiharding5498 년 전 +1

    The sheer amount of British sarcasm against Todd Howard in this video is just....inspiring. As a fellow Brit I am amazed just how much sarcasm you managed to drip in the start of that video. So much you must have created a flood. Good Job.

  • @YourGrandma69
    @YourGrandma69 년 전 +1

    I love watching these videos while drinking coffee in the morning!

  • @reanukeeves2163
    @reanukeeves2163 3 년 전 +93

    Finally Todd arrived in Skyrim.
    .
    .
    .
    Our battle will be legendary !

    • @dylandyess4519
      @dylandyess4519 2 년 전 +9

      OH SHIT HE ESCAPED

    • @theresearcherofart
      @theresearcherofart 2 년 전 +1

      is that you?

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 년 전 +1

      @@dylandyess4519 now Reanu Keeves has access to the perfectly balanced website of KRplus.
      We're doomed. He comes closer.
      I can fee-

  • @mrmaigo
    @mrmaigo 3 년 전 +13

    I wish I could see Todd's reaction when his assistant comes in and tells him "That English guy did a whole video about you."

  • @michaelpopup
    @michaelpopup 3 년 전

    Quite a few years ago I never liked coffee and I never tried tea. I was looking for stuff and I found you Spiff. You made me want to try tea and try I did. I absolutely loved it. Of course it was yorkshire tea as well. Thanks Spiff.

  • @Leta_Mortique
    @Leta_Mortique 2 년 전

    I gotta say this is one of the funniest videos I've watched in a long time 😂.

  • @ConvexSpys
    @ConvexSpys 3 년 전 +81

    The true Todd Howard would have sided with the Stormcloacks while escaping Helgan to kill the captain who put him on the chopping block.

  • @Lavourrin
    @Lavourrin 3 년 전 +146

    Last time I was this early, my tea was still hot.

    • @blax140
      @blax140 3 년 전 +2

      please get some more tea if you drink cold tea your a monster in my eyes

    • @chemusvandergeek1209
      @chemusvandergeek1209 3 년 전

      @@blax140 please use the correct contractions, if you don't, you're a monster in my eyes.

    • @charmedrools1
      @charmedrools1 3 년 전

      @@chemusvandergeek1209 please use correct grammar, if you do not, you're a monster in my eyes.
      his contractions were not incorrect his grammar was; because he did not use a contraction of, "you are," when he should have, opting to use the grammatically incorrect, "your," instead.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 3 년 전

      @Blax , nothing wrong with cold tea. It would be a crime to just throw it away.

    • @kalkinzinsunpraiser1548
      @kalkinzinsunpraiser1548 3 년 전

      last time i was this early the video was made public by accident (now i noticed i'm quite late).

  • @NilRacing
    @NilRacing 2 년 전 +11

    It's extra funny watching this after Bethesda announced Skyrim Anniversary Edition... haha

  • @freddymaster7573
    @freddymaster7573 11 개월 전

    Hey video was very informative and funny at the same time. keep them coming you just gained a sub

  • @heneedscoffee
    @heneedscoffee 3 년 전 +14

    I've given this video infinite likes by virtue of liking it, going into sneak, pickpocketing the like out of Spiff's inventory, then giving the video that very same like again. It Just Works.

  • @albertemc2stein290
    @albertemc2stein290 3 년 전 +117

    The last time I was this early I was an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy 3 년 전 +3

      The last time I took an arrow to the knee someone stole my sweetroll.

    • @blax140
      @blax140 3 년 전

      than you took a arrow to the head from me :D

    • @ginichimaru001
      @ginichimaru001 3 년 전 +1

      I used to be an arrow in the quiver, but then I got stuck in some guard's knee.

  • @rmehongo
    @rmehongo 3 년 전 +3

    Todd Howard has power levelled his Speech skill so much that he can convince anybody to buy his new dlc

  • @panicman10-js1oi

    I love you for doing these you should do all the elder scrolls games.

  • @TheBigLoph
    @TheBigLoph 3 년 전 +86

    Confirmed: Greedy Todd Howard is the voice of the male Kajiit in Skyrim.

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 년 전 +1

      This one believes you are challenging the Mighty Todd. How dare you!

  • @billstrozberg3932
    @billstrozberg3932 3 년 전 +62

    Spiffing Brit: "I'ma do the thousand video on Skyrim exploit and show how broken this game is"
    Internet: "Stop! Can't you see he is already dead!"

  • @Selumiana
    @Selumiana 3 년 전 +2

    I actually got myself a cup of tea for this one and it was indeed amazing

  • @dustbane1388
    @dustbane1388 3 년 전

    Spiff you earned my sub with your sarcasm dear god i Love it😁

  • @crazycat1235
    @crazycat1235 3 년 전 +88

    spiff: compliments Todd Howard
    me: that`s high praise for someone within fallout 76 distance

    • @blatantblasphemer7317
      @blatantblasphemer7317 3 년 전 +2

      He does love money

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 3 년 전 +2

      69 likes, wonder how long thatll last, also yeah fo76 is awful, i have some friends that say its way better now but i dont believe it.

    • @Adierit
      @Adierit 3 년 전 +1

      @@nox_luna it is actually better now after the new updates, but you'd have to try it to see for yourself i suppose, but it's still not a great game its just alright now

    • @crazycat1235
      @crazycat1235 3 년 전 +1

      @@Adierit yeah still pretty bad though maybe in the future we get a good fallout 76

    • @blatantblasphemer7317
      @blatantblasphemer7317 3 년 전 +2

      crazycat 123 can we not go back to days in which their was games that didn’t come with an online mode?

  • @apblolol
    @apblolol 3 년 전 +34

    "one new bug or broken quest line." yes spiff, yes and it breaks my heart every time i break a quest line. never able to 100% main quest lines on one character makes me sad

  • @davidwells616
    @davidwells616 3 년 전

    I was thinking how easy it is to make money yet this video was great. Keep up the great work totally gonna do this

  • @ghostrng
    @ghostrng 2 년 전 +12

    It has been a year, I am still waiting that golden horse.

  • @NezumiWorks
    @NezumiWorks 3 년 전 +62

    "...who then went on to port Skyrim onto physically every single device in existence."
    **glares at you in Linux**

    • @Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal
      @Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal 3 년 전 +4

      Silly you, Linux isn't real.

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 년 전 +3

      @@Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal *_But then how did he release it on my smart fridge and amazon alexa? It runs on linux_*

    • @l.a4738
      @l.a4738 3 년 전 +2

      Cries in mobile

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 년 전 +2

      @@l.a4738 Soon he will, for the failure of The Elder Scrolls: Blades must be avenged with Skyrim

    • @ErikratKhandnalie
      @ErikratKhandnalie 2 년 전

      I mean, it runs fine with Proton.
      Would be nice to have a native build tho.

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid 3 년 전 +21

    Did you say "Fallout 4 New Vegas?" In that case, I'm voting for that one just to hold you to it.

  • @jakee.8505
    @jakee.8505 2 년 전 +14

    The quest “Blood on the Ice” glitched out for me on my furthest character when I finally got around to it and now I’m basically locked out of ever owning the house in Windhelm or completing that quest line.
    So I just made windhelm… not worth living in anymore and that made it all fine. Never looked back

    • @pragmaticskeptic
      @pragmaticskeptic 2 년 전

      Soul Cairn freezes and crashes every game play so I never play Dawnguard either.

    • @skyrimdovah420
      @skyrimdovah420 2 년 전 +1

      Complete civil war and you should be able to buy the house

    • @jakee.8505
      @jakee.8505 2 년 전

      @@skyrimdovah420 you’re a godsend. Blessings on you and your household

    • @skyrimdovah420
      @skyrimdovah420 2 년 전

      @@jakee.8505 glad i could help😂

  • @brandonx8292
    @brandonx8292 2 년 전 +1

    “Oh and beans it didn’t work!” 🤣
    And who drew that Skyrim on an etchasketch?!
    Flippin brilliant lol

  • @MrTonemaster
    @MrTonemaster 3 년 전 +21

    It only makes perfect sense that Todd Howard would become a vampire.

  • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
    @YouTubecanfuckagoat 3 년 전 +22

    Actually, there are, Skyrim figures, factions, & non player characters that are scaled & paintable. (Some of the kits Bethesda sent out to a few peeps early can be seen on ESO’s channel.) So, Todd has kept his path & finally ported it to the kitchen table.

    • @fitundumbgodofthunder5111
      @fitundumbgodofthunder5111 3 년 전

      Now we need skyrim for the dreamcast , gamecube, ps1 and 2

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat 2 년 전

      @@fitundumbgodofthunder5111
      Don’t even joke. You know it’s only a matter of time before Skyrim for the Samsung smart fridge is a thing.

  • @Branden96
    @Branden96 년 전

    This is the most absurd video I have ever seen and I love you for it 😂

  • @etpc2023
    @etpc2023 9 개월 전 +4

    The sneak can be maxed out very quickly with the Cavebear wall sneaky and Hadvar sponge exploit. Use sneak and level up to get the backstab and Assasins blade, then do some stabbies on Hadvars back, Hadvar is immoral in this cave. I haven’t tried to speed run this yet but I imagine someone with more time on their hands could.

  • @matthewcoyle4131
    @matthewcoyle4131 3 년 전 +36

    My incredibly Spiffing and British friend, have you ever seen the power of stealth and poison in Dark Souls? The ring of fog and poison arrows work delightfully with the mechanic were poison is still applied but no damage is done when an arrow leaves a bow's maximum range.

    • @naiverphilosophy
      @naiverphilosophy 3 년 전 +1

      Quantity dupe is literally the most OP thing ever

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 3 년 전

      Let's not forget about how you can kill some bosses with poison arrows without even entering the boss arena.

    • @matthewcoyle4131
      @matthewcoyle4131 3 년 전

      @@heartbeat4atinman Rip Manus
      You gotta use fire bombs or dung pies on crapra tho.
      I think he's immune to poison but bows do force super Ornstein into a only doing ranged attacks. Makes him unironically a way easier choice than Smough.

  • @acestrelok
    @acestrelok 3 년 전 +42

    "Yeees Speeeef, eet just werks" Todd Howard is a secret Argonian running the world from the shadows?

    • @miceltusav88
      @miceltusav88 3 년 전 +5

      He does look like he would say "landstrider" more than "sir" or "ma'am"

  • @Gobbledygoober
    @Gobbledygoober 년 전 +1

    I really hope you revisit this series and show us how to exploit the current build

  • @mitche5007
    @mitche5007 년 전

    This was a really cool video to watch. I like the mechanics :-)

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess

    Me playing skyrim : alright I have a full set of dwarven armor at level five, not too shabby
    Meanwhile Spiff :How about infinite gold ?

    • @charmedrools1
      @charmedrools1 3 년 전 +1

      first time i played skyrim i had full dragonscale armour at level 7 get on my level kid xP (mind i oculdn't do F all with it, i was roleplaying a blacksmith and i quite literally had 0 combat skills outside of like level 20 one handed)

    • @ArctheDark
      @ArctheDark 3 년 전 +1

      @@charmedrools1 The first time you played skyrim you amassed enough dragonscales to make armour at level 7 and amassed enough materials to get your blacksmithing to 100?
      Riiiiiight.

    • @charmedrools1
      @charmedrools1 3 년 전

      @@ArctheDark only takes like 4 dragon kills to get enough scales dude... that's like a hike from whiterun to markarth. and yes. like i said i invested almost everything into smithing. it's almost like i forsaw an arsehole like you and preemptively answered you :)

    • @samm4552
      @samm4552 3 년 전

      @@charmedrools1 wait? who asked?

    • @charmedrools1
      @charmedrools1 3 년 전

      @@samm4552 based in the truth, satirically puts down people who actually believe that kind of BS makes them superior, followed up by an emoji only ever used after jokes to convay tone to prevent people from misunderstanding and taking out of context, followed up with a close pointing out the sheer cliff edge level flaw in that level of tryhard, further establishing reasons to laugh at people who actually believe this makes them superior.
      yeah that's comedy alright.

  • @benoitrichard6831
    @benoitrichard6831 3 년 전 +36

    When I see these videos I do not understand how Skyrim was tested... My guess is they put a chicken in front of the mouse and keyboard and after 10min of pecking at the keyboard Todd probably said..."Perfect, if it just works for chickens then its good enough for everyone!"

    • @GuillaumeG-oz3hz
      @GuillaumeG-oz3hz 3 년 전 +2

      To be fair, it's a solo game that is not meant to be played for hundreds of hours and known as much as players know it. It doesn't need to be as balanced as a MMORPG. If anything, all those exploits are a proof people enjoy it a lot 9 years later. If players want to remove the challenge, they can use cheatcodes rather than exploits it's faster.

    • @Mm-vr9mt
      @Mm-vr9mt 3 년 전 +2

      @@GuillaumeG-oz3hz The sales pitch was literally that you could play it forever minus the fine print of never ending fetch quests but it's Bethesda they just can't make a bug free game, luckily the modding community is such a god send.

  • @rockyender2147
    @rockyender2147 년 전 +3

    Btw, the sneak glitch at the start can be enhanced if u turn it game to legendary and scratch hadvars back with the knife a couple of times, and if u put a single point into better sneak it gets sooo much faster

  • @YannMetalhead
    @YannMetalhead 3 년 전

    Great video! That is the best 'legit way' to do money quickly. Thank you!

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 3 년 전 +150

    He has broken the combat system, the defensive system, the magic system, and now the economy. Is there something is guy can’t break? Probably not. LOL

    • @smbuckler
      @smbuckler 3 년 전 +49

      He didn’t break anything. Like the video says Skyrim is perfectly balanced and has absolutely no exploits. None at all definitely not a single exploits. These are intended features of the game todd howard made knowing how much his customers would love it.

    • @jairo6430
      @jairo6430 3 년 전 +2

      Even the Planetside 2 servers were not spared x)

    • @magickymajk
      @magickymajk 3 년 전 +2

      My heart

    • @ragnarokgamingyt7476
      @ragnarokgamingyt7476 3 년 전 +3

      he can't break a nokia

    • @varunsvinu
      @varunsvinu 3 년 전 +2

      he cant break my depression

  • @98ahni
    @98ahni 3 년 전 +15

    My favourite way to get infinite money is in Riverwood, the village you're sent to _immediately_ after Helgen is destroyed. In that village there is a man who will pay for firewood and has unlimited money and right outside there's a chopping block. _But it takes time for the animation to finish,_ I hear you say. If only there existed a version of Skyrim without player animations! Oh? SkyrimVR is a thing? That's right, you too can start amounting your _infinite wealth_ *mere moments after the games tutorial!*

    • @blakepomaville4013
      @blakepomaville4013 3 년 전 +1

      Step 1: own a pc capable of running vr, and a vr headset
      Step 2: dammit, I already failed

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 3 년 전

      @@blakepomaville4013 Same here.

  • @askmeaboutsugma
    @askmeaboutsugma 2 년 전 +2

    “So make sure you’re sat back, relaxed, you have a nice, warm cup of tea in hand…” he says right as I’m bringing a fresh cup of tea to sit down and watch this video with