Biden Recruits Obama for Fight Against Trump, Shakira Takes Over Times Square

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  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Shakira surprising 40,000 fans with a free concert, Biden calling Obama to talk about the election and a British Airways passenger sitting through a flight with an exposed bolt digging into his head.
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  • @MikeChatman
    @MikeChatman 개월 전 +26

    The book march madness idea is pretty dope.

  • @jsel6576
    @jsel6576 개월 전 +48

    I appreciate your initiative to get people reading actual books and making it fun.

  • @A0A4ful
    @A0A4ful 개월 전 +9

    1:36 "I'm this many...🖐👌✌times...ME!"

  • @pinkythelotus
    @pinkythelotus 29 일 전 +6

    That Mike Pence / 50 Shades of Grey joke almost made me spit out my water 🤣💀

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 개월 전 +11

    Jimmy great book promotion 😂 i cant wait to check them out.

  • @abiraazhar2
    @abiraazhar2 개월 전 +13

    Shakira is ICONIC just like that ✨✨

  • @carlamcbride2457
    @carlamcbride2457 개월 전 +13

    At least he's honest about not reading any of those books lol

  • @Strange_Shadow214
    @Strange_Shadow214 개월 전 +42

    What do you know... There is a real billionaire in Jersey 😂

    • @MrManhattan987
      @MrManhattan987 개월 전 +2

      Funny 😂😅

    • @3PMusic.
      @3PMusic. 개월 전 +1

      and like them all from there leaves more wrecked then he was coming in when its all said n done. like jersey shore Mike

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 개월 전 +2

      trump will be begging them.

    • @reneelibby4885
      @reneelibby4885 29 일 전

      HA!

    • @conrad7635
      @conrad7635 29 일 전 +1

      After taxes, a millionaire.

  • @serious_in_seattle6917
    @serious_in_seattle6917 개월 전 +15

    Did Jimmy get new writers? Best monologue in months.

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 개월 전 +57

    Biden , and Obama voicemails was hilarious ,and a great bit.

    • @skybussey6147
      @skybussey6147 개월 전 +2

      Would it not have been great to have Biden and Obama just switch roles in 2020 and get another 8 years of Obama Biden?
      I mean 2 terms in a row the first time was pretty great childhood was decent until about 2016

    • @benscampers1818
      @benscampers1818 29 일 전

      ​@@skybussey6147so you were a child when Obama was POTUS, that's why you think he did a good job. When your biggest worry was what color crayon to eat

    • @isgeheim999
      @isgeheim999 29 일 전

      Characteristic of the magically functioning person is that he is strong
      functions egocentrically: everything is seen from one's own perspective
      interpreted, 'considered' and manipulated and conjured. That
      someone else (neighbor, classmate, sister) is having a hard time is not the first
      care (or even no care): one's own story, one's own suffering, one's own
      'chance' rules life. There is none in the little child
      group consciousness or vicarious feeling of shame (the small child
      is not bothered by all the looks in the supermarket for his sake
      screeching). Egocentric functioning means, among other things: 'I want
      have the biggest, I want to be the first. Everything has to be done by me
      available.'
      The 'big' person with a predominantly magical level of functioning is
      also egocentric: primarily taken with his personal,
      momentary and short-lived feeling of pleasure or discomfort. The broader
      perspective of the group, of the community, of the larger
      society and the whole world are of no use to him. And if
      he sometimes takes the group into account, then that is on the basis of
      'fear' of disaster, of short-term punishment, often oneself
      urged or whispered by (magically speaking) authority figures.
      But this fear-reducing “ethic” is actually self-centered.

    • @AmazonEnforcer
      @AmazonEnforcer 29 일 전

      I knew someone in high school who could do a better Obummer impression. Womp womp, Fallon needs another booster before Christmas.

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 29 일 전 +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @thumper5555
    @thumper5555 개월 전 +12

    The author of the book, or someone else whose very knowledgeable about the book, that Jimmy ends up reading should be invited to be a guest on the show and they should talk about the book like when book clubs actually read the book.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 개월 전 +37

    "He went to church 14 times in 4 years as president... as ex president he has been in church once.. that was for Ivana funeral .."
    the pastor at Marble said in 2019.

    • @lakshmichandrasekar
      @lakshmichandrasekar 개월 전 +1

      He broke as hell 😢

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 개월 전 +1

      Something original finally

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents 개월 전 +5

      Hold up. How did he say that in 2019 when Ivana didn't pass until 2022?

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 개월 전 +1

      @@loveforeignaccents And Melania's Mother not too long ago.
      PS: Where have you been my Tonight Show buddy?? I miss not running into you, comparing notes, jokes and all the viral goodnight drinks. Here's to us 🍷🍷🍺💖💖

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 개월 전

      I don't recall him going anywhere near that often.

  • @SleepyDonaldMAGArWomenKillers

    Trump selling Jesus LITERALLY. Trump to Judas: Hold my beer😂

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 개월 전 +1

      God to Trump. Your time is up.Or should I say down.Way far down.

    • @jeremymoser7754
      @jeremymoser7754 29 일 전

      But he's not selling Jesus, he's making money in the temple. Something that made Jesus lose his cool and flip tables. Trump is the one that is warned about. Having 30 and not reading one makes you a collector not a Christian.

    • @peacetwinkieslove
      @peacetwinkieslove 29 일 전

      Spiritual discernment tells me, if Trump gets reelected (👑), he will, "poisen the blood" of our spiritual salvation, with his message of, and normalizing hate😢

  • @artel6225
    @artel6225 개월 전 +2

    Team Fallon writers on fire

  • @Mark2sCar310
    @Mark2sCar310 18 일 전

    3:46 talk about a final destination moment

  • @user-tz7kt9iz9l
    @user-tz7kt9iz9l 개월 전 +4

    Smell the desperation lol

  • @MykeTowersTopic
    @MykeTowersTopic 개월 전 +11

    Aquí los verdaderos fans de Jimmy 🥺👇

  • @MariaH11113
    @MariaH11113 개월 전 +14

    I agree we typically you Tracey! How can run again?!? He’s soluting the Jan 6 jail birds! So sad!

  • @heathermcgrath22
    @heathermcgrath22 개월 전 +2

    Lmao, im planning on selling eclipse glasses!

  • @cynthiaeames7971
    @cynthiaeames7971 29 일 전

    Slayed it Jimmy!

  • @navigatingsideways
    @navigatingsideways 개월 전 +9

    Biden should have Obama be his VP 🎉. That would probably a better option. Trump went really crazy after looking at The Lunar eclipse.

    • @littlelou050
      @littlelou050 28 일 전 +1

      no. kamala harris was and is a good pick. she's not popular because she's a black/asian woman but that's exactly what makes it so important that biden sticks with her and allows her to shine!!

  • @ThecrazyJH96
    @ThecrazyJH96 28 일 전 +1

    Does Higgins do anything anymore?😂

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 개월 전 +30

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 개월 전 +3

      You mean green. Vote Green.

    • @BreezeDaDon
      @BreezeDaDon 29 일 전 +1

      Why vote blue?? They are worse! They legit lied to us...

    • @BreezeDaDon
      @BreezeDaDon 29 일 전 +8

      Why vote blue? Vote blue again and we won't have a country left...

    • @mitchhills4747
      @mitchhills4747 29 일 전 +4

      @@BreezeDaDon On the contrary, you will have democracy left! And by the way: ALABAMA just turned BLUE!

    • @BreezeDaDon
      @BreezeDaDon 29 일 전

      @@mitchhills4747 BTW, Trump is going to win. Didn't say I want him to, but he will!

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 개월 전 +4

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @wildbooks
    @wildbooks 개월 전 +6

    hey, thanks for encouraging me to read again. i haven’t read a book since my divorce in 2010, when the world became even more dangerous after leaving my abuser. i miss books. the person i was before all the horribleness loved books. she and words were friends.

  • @Mustin
    @Mustin 29 일 전

    Notice that "Moby Dick" is missing from the book stacks...

  • @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ
    @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ 28 일 전

    Love that youre at least promoting reading 💪🏽💪🏽#LETSGO

  • @LoveDiveChannel
    @LoveDiveChannel 개월 전 +4

    3:49
    Oh God, that's really unpleasant for the passenger...

  • @avocado8952
    @avocado8952 29 일 전 +1

    The only sun that will hurt to look at 😂

  • @traceyhellsten649
    @traceyhellsten649 개월 전 +170

    Are they seriously going to allow trump to run for president after all the crap he's done???

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 개월 전 +44

      Nothing says democracy, like not allowing your political opponent to be on the ballot.

    • @mandybrown7758
      @mandybrown7758 개월 전 +9

      Makes no sense

    • @ethanmckibbin
      @ethanmckibbin 개월 전 +17

      The supreme Court said he can unfortunately

    • @Brandonbomb
      @Brandonbomb 개월 전 +8

      You serious

    • @HerestheT
      @HerestheT 개월 전

      Democracy and criminal justice system at work allegedly

  • @mzdtmp2
    @mzdtmp2 개월 전 +1

    Hahaha, kinda like "How To Summon Joe Biden" that I just watched over on rumble!

  • @andreonline113
    @andreonline113 개월 전 +2

    Dice

  • @MykeTowersTopic
    @MykeTowersTopic 개월 전 +3

    GRACIAS POR TODO SU APOYO 🐺💜

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 29 일 전 +4

    Jimmy, not even a mention of the NBC Ronna McDaniel disaster, while your NBC colleagues stick their necks out to condemn this?????? That's a totally gutless move!!!!

  • @GiarkReleos
    @GiarkReleos 29 일 전 +1

    I VOTE FOR: Being nobody, going nowhere, by Ayya Kema

    • @GiarkReleos
      @GiarkReleos 29 일 전

      all those other books are garbage and a waste of time, read something that is true so you can learn and grow !!

  • @xiaomingchen8423
    @xiaomingchen8423 개월 전 +1

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @pamhartery442
    @pamhartery442 개월 전 +1

    Are they seriously getting in a bathtub with a complete stranger?

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 29 일 전 +2

    trump selling Bibles? Holy Hell

  • @LoyalT91
    @LoyalT91 개월 전 +1

    Gretchen?

  • @aijiang
    @aijiang 개월 전 +1

    My phone is my screen

  • @user-hl5hd8zq7t
    @user-hl5hd8zq7t 25 일 전

    Nice picture ,it show 4 stoog

  • @timetothinkbereal
    @timetothinkbereal 개월 전 +1

    It was Trump!!!!!😂🤣

  • @christinebarrows6127

    I vote for Dragonlance: Chronicles

  • @Raymode_
    @Raymode_ 개월 전 +2

    🤣🤣🤣✍🏾

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    But my phone is the screen.

  • @kytoon222
    @kytoon222 25 일 전

    Does anyone watch this show anymore? I prefer Jimmy Fallon.

  • @billridgeway8700
    @billridgeway8700 개월 전 +6

    The “American Bible” is the king’s Bible. King James - of England

  • @DarlinReal
    @DarlinReal 29 일 전 +1

    Why is Jimmy now saying welcome x4?
    That Obama and Biden stuff was a bomb. The drumpf glasses was another one.

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 29 일 전 +5

    Question about the Bible: I’m looking to use military equipment to move peaceful protestors out of the way so I can walk to a church I never go to and hold it upside down for a photo. Will this bible work for that?

  • @MykeTowersTopic
    @MykeTowersTopic 개월 전 +4

    Aquí todos los que apoyan a Jimmy desde el primer día 😢👇

  • @totalhorse6987
    @totalhorse6987 개월 전

    What song are The Roots playing?? Is it a real song? TELL ME

  • @tugcebalta8832
    @tugcebalta8832 개월 전

    Obama, when did he fall?! Man who I shaked his hand, even if it was in dream... Come on!

    • @tugcebalta8832
      @tugcebalta8832 개월 전

      If I shake him hand one more, I don't know what he'll do.

  • @xiaomingchen8423
    @xiaomingchen8423 개월 전 +3

    Biden👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @fjai2755
    @fjai2755 29 일 전

    Is not coming ones hair in style?

  • @The.Oracle.
    @The.Oracle. 개월 전 +8

    I can’t take late night taking pot shots at President Biden or talking about the other. I quit!

  • @MykeTowersTopic
    @MykeTowersTopic 개월 전 +3

    Reportense los verdaderos fans de Jimmy 😢👇

  • @conrad7635
    @conrad7635 29 일 전

    The rich can afford high costs of living and can create entertainment free of charge for the public. Comedians earn.

  • @CarlCampbellMusic
    @CarlCampbellMusic 개월 전

    👀

  • @MykeTowersTopic
    @MykeTowersTopic 개월 전 +2

    REPORTENSE LOS QUE APOYAN A JIMMY DESDE SUS INICIOS 💜🐺👇

  • @godmsn
    @godmsn 개월 전

    Yes he is good man for USA for nation helove all USA 😊😊😊

  • @honpot2016
    @honpot2016 개월 전 +2

    those two sons are hard to look at

  • @FullyBaby
    @FullyBaby 29 일 전 +1

    This show needs new writers. It’s turned to crap years ago and every time I try to watch it I can’t even make it 8 minutes

  • @lisastrange6754
    @lisastrange6754 29 일 전

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angae9319
    @angae9319 개월 전

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ very very happy Love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @hughhughes7671
    @hughhughes7671 29 일 전

    In my opinion
    So it's 3 against 1
    You can see who holds the power if it takes all 3.
    Lol lol lol
    Lol lol lol
    Lol lol lol
    Lol lol lll
    Oh my

  • @stephansteohanlarsen7457

    The books Schick is not funny

  • @hamishgibson9084
    @hamishgibson9084 29 일 전 +4

    Literally the devil selling bibles what a joke

  • @mitchhills4747
    @mitchhills4747 29 일 전 +3

    Really? ALABAMA just turned BLUE!

  • @neal5068
    @neal5068 29 일 전

    The stink of desperation

  • @Gnemix101
    @Gnemix101 개월 전

    Really failing at those entries aye

  • @audreyheart2180
    @audreyheart2180 29 일 전

    😂😂😁
    Jesus’ Command and Promise
    As you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to Me.
    -Matthew 25:40

  • @TikToknessahoangoffical

    hi jimmy love it funny

  • @tugcebalta8832
    @tugcebalta8832 개월 전

    They won't have children through ice bath. 🙄 Keanu, don't get cold! I can't write the rest, so hot.

  • @shadowcivilian9942
    @shadowcivilian9942 27 일 전

    I knew Trump would get to run for president but what happens shortly after is anybody's guess and worries. Things will be ok with him in office.

  • @lisaengelhart3449
    @lisaengelhart3449 개월 전 +2

    They are both incompetent

  • @matthewsutphin7508
    @matthewsutphin7508 개월 전 +2

    ...why do they all talk about the same thing...maybe a glitch.
    Colbert, Fallon, Kimble,...
    ...am I the only one seeing this..
    ?

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 개월 전 +2

      Because they all use the news as sources for their dialogs.

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t 개월 전 +1

      well, to be fair, a traitorous, fraudulent, rapist is something worth chatting about

    • @reneelibby4885
      @reneelibby4885 29 일 전

      they all talk about what's in the news

  • @ocn2u
    @ocn2u 개월 전 +6

    The bibles are probably the ones that he took out of his hotel rooms

  • @quesadilla79
    @quesadilla79 개월 전 +1

    Shakira is celebrating her tax fraud didnt land her in prison 🎉

    • @abiraazhar2
      @abiraazhar2 개월 전

      she never frauded btw, its a common scam spanish treasury does to rich peeps, look up messi etc., they all have faced baseless charges. dont believe every headline you read.

    • @GioAcosta697
      @GioAcosta697 개월 전 +1

      La envidia es gratis

  • @howsan8013
    @howsan8013 개월 전 +6

    Dump Trump!!!

  • @danielsander9997
    @danielsander9997 개월 전

    A true collector's item is a trump book

  • @adenmohammedali4797
    @adenmohammedali4797 개월 전 +7

    Vote Biden come Nov

  • @hajikero1834
    @hajikero1834 개월 전

    Second!

  • @timli1830
    @timli1830 개월 전

    First!

  • @thedebster68
    @thedebster68 개월 전 +1

    1st like woot 💃

  • @dstlife2.062
    @dstlife2.062 개월 전

    First

  • @nicolemonrue
    @nicolemonrue 29 일 전 +1

    I live in Brooklyn, NYC, and I'm definitely voting for Donald Trump.

    • @isgeheim999
      @isgeheim999 29 일 전

      Characteristic of the magically functioning person is that he is strong
      functions egocentrically: everything is seen from one's own perspective
      interpreted, 'considered' and manipulated and conjured. That
      someone else (neighbor, classmate, sister) is having a hard time is not the first
      care (or even no care): one's own story, one's own suffering, one's own
      'chance' rules life. There is none in the little child
      group consciousness or vicarious feeling of shame (the small child
      is not bothered by all the looks in the supermarket for his sake
      screeching). Egocentric functioning means, among other things: 'I want
      have the biggest, I want to be the first. Everything has to be done by me
      available.'
      The 'big' person with a predominantly magical level of functioning is
      also egocentric: primarily taken with his personal,
      momentary and short-lived feeling of pleasure or discomfort. The broader
      perspective of the group, of the community, of the larger
      society and the whole world are of no use to him. And if
      he sometimes takes the group into account, then that is on the basis of
      'fear' of disaster, of short-term punishment, often oneself
      urged or whispered by (magically speaking) authority figures.
      But this fear-reducing “ethic” is actually self-centered.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 개월 전 +24

    🙏 🙏 🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 😊❤

  • @maximpopov8651
    @maximpopov8651 27 일 전

    Peace Love and Biden 🇷🇺 Love Peace and Trump 🇷🇺

  • @kennethwallin9378
    @kennethwallin9378 28 일 전

    Make Ukraine 🇺🇦 ,Inflation great again

  • @rapple4767
    @rapple4767 개월 전

    Either buden or trump. Both sides equal fudged up

  • @GrannyTheftAuto
    @GrannyTheftAuto 개월 전 +2

    Reading books is boring, good we got AI to do that now.

  • @tomgrundy5060
    @tomgrundy5060 개월 전 +3

    Keep making Wall Street RICH and the middle class POOR. Hahahaha Biden 2024

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 개월 전

      It's all apart of their plan. Unfortunately it's working for them

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 29 일 전

      😮 You misspelled Trump, so that explains a lot about you.

    • @tomgrundy5060
      @tomgrundy5060 25 일 전

      @@amyreynolds3619 NOT Trump that guy is going to mess everything up for Corporate America. No Vote Biden We Pay Him to KEEP the Middle Class POOR! hahahaha.

  • @OMG-sh9st
    @OMG-sh9st 29 일 전

    Jimmy Fallon=💤

  • @DearestThree3
    @DearestThree3 개월 전

    Poor jimmy, falling into the pits. 💧

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 29 일 전

      The pits is your mailing address. Jimmy Fallon lives in New York.

  • @sandysimpson3524
    @sandysimpson3524 개월 전

    This was painful to watch

  • @The.Oracle.
    @The.Oracle. 개월 전 +2

    Frump people don’t watch your show. You’re not changing anyone’s mind.

  • @paularc1899
    @paularc1899 27 일 전 +1

    For GODS SAKE.... vote Trump! I had enough :(

  • @Pendells_cards
    @Pendells_cards 개월 전 +2

    Let's go, Brandon!!!

    • @morganmiller8010
      @morganmiller8010 개월 전

      😂

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 개월 전 +1

      FJB

    • @morganmiller8010
      @morganmiller8010 개월 전

      @@Conservadouche93 Bro, I recently turned 30 as well and it sucks.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 29 일 전

      😮 You still can't spell BIDEN correctly 😮. Is being uneducated your thing? Bless your heart ❤. I'm supporting a man with 81 years behind him and not supporting a man, LOL 😅😂, with 91 counts in front of him.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 29 일 전

      ​@@Conservadouche93 😮, are you gay? You want to f**k Joe Biden? He's got higher standards, is straight and married to Dr. Jill Biden. It's better to be riding with Biden than humping a Trumpkin.

  • @3PMusic.
    @3PMusic. 개월 전

    hit the the polls harder JOe... the striper poles lol obama out... dont tell micheal i mean michelle