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  • Jimmy addresses a potential second lockdown due to coronavirus spikes across the country in another Tonight Show: At Home Edition.
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  • @mysterwhymedia
    @mysterwhymedia 3 년 전 +44

    Dayyyyymn! Usually I prefer Colbert’s no holds barred satire smackdowns, but Fallon really nailed it in this one. Spot on, good sir.

  • @Ellekinsx3
    @Ellekinsx3 3 년 전 +49

    The part about returning to lockdown at the beginning...we feel this. I was born with one lung, so I've been directed to stay inside too, it's been 101 days now for us. Thank you Jimmy, your adorable family, and your staff for consistently giving us great, but also informative content! 😊
    - From two of your fans in Milwaukee, WI

  • @wadekevin2074
    @wadekevin2074 3 년 전 +7

    Eric n don jr on walkie talkies 🤣

  • @monaroblinyou2897
    @monaroblinyou2897 3 년 전 +2

    I love this. Thank you for being here for us. Really love the back with your case with all the drawers.

  • @crystaltelf288
    @crystaltelf288 3 년 전 +105

    I see crazy people....

  • @annikawettle978
    @annikawettle978 3 년 전 +2

    It's nice to him happy and giggly again :)

  • @pebblegossard
    @pebblegossard 3 년 전 +20

    Jimmy looks so into quarantine right now lol

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 년 전 +2

      Yeah, back in the studio, he probably can't be high for every show! 😄

    • @MathewMarlenyCallJimenez
      @MathewMarlenyCallJimenez 3 년 전 +2

      Lack of sleep or very drunk. 😂

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 년 전 +1

      instead of Millions in quarantine to help flatten the curve it seems like only the late night hosts doing the right thing but unfortunately its worth nothing .. at least they wont catch the virus ..

  • @geraldineplacenza8822

    Loved the Yelp jokes....Al Fresco....too funny...thx Jimmy for my daily quarantine chuckles.....stay safe.. yu n beautiful family....

  • @divagirllove3977
    @divagirllove3977 3 년 전 +17

    oh Jimmy, that's so cute about your dad and Netflix, you painted a visual picture, so sweet. I bet I would like your dad.

  • @FlorianCordier
    @FlorianCordier 3 년 전 +6

    I like the new stage. Less shiny yet pretty cozy.

  • @otakuman706
    @otakuman706 3 년 전 +33

    I have a lot of 'question marks' about that lady's education too 🤦‍♂️

  • @purrbugaloo
    @purrbugaloo 3 년 전 +16

    Jimmy is hilarious. I laughed at the jokes with him. 😂❤

  • @claudiairons6345
    @claudiairons6345 3 년 전 +6

    Cuteness overload Jimmy!

  • @Jinx_FA20
    @Jinx_FA20 3 년 전 +1

    That little walkie-talkie skit killed me😂😂😂

  • @bobbucks
    @bobbucks 3 년 전 +80

    Can we just pull anchor and let Florida float away? Be better for everyone involved.

    • @bilbobaggins8108
      @bilbobaggins8108 3 년 전 +7

      At this point we might as well let Mexico have texas Arizona new mexico and california

    • @kevink.7597
      @kevink.7597 3 년 전 +2

      @fred PLAT What the hell did Mexico do to him?

    • @kevink.7597
      @kevink.7597 3 년 전 +2

      I'm wondering what those retirees down there are thinking of De Santos right now? He did open that thing up as fast as he could. Now what?
      Do they realize the blowback from this in November is going to drive the Russ-Thugu-KKKant hate-mongers into extinction?

    • @jared9493
      @jared9493 3 년 전

      babeloveforyour.link/rm86gTw5URYq

    • @bus76torunningbrook81
      @bus76torunningbrook81 3 년 전

      Nah they are Americans, we gotta figure out how to redeem them.

  • @floj8083
    @floj8083 3 년 전 +27

    We know we're living on crazy times when the secret service needs protection from the President🤣 Good one Jimmy!

  • @beafreeall7953
    @beafreeall7953 3 년 전 +16

    did trevor noah send you that hoodie Jimmy?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 년 전 +100

    Wow.. the right wingers haven't surprised me in a while.. but.. those ladies ranting... wow. Just wow.

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 3 년 전 +4

    Leave it to Florida!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @naomiarram5187
    @naomiarram5187 3 년 전 +40

    I thought the breathing lady was nuts, but the "I would ask suggestively" woman knocked it out of the park!! And if you don't get what's so funny, you shouldn't be here, having a laugh - you've just become part of what makes Americans a global laughing stock.

  • @annebradley6086
    @annebradley6086 3 년 전 +9

    My phone is only showing two comments but there are more listed. #SomewhereOverTheRainbow
    I love the sanitizer commercial! 😁

  • @mtfcommander3204
    @mtfcommander3204 3 년 전 +49

    Thank god I'm not in America

    • @mechavelli
      @mechavelli 3 년 전 +2

      A white friend of mine left the country when Obama became president. I wish I followed suite when Trump became president.

    • @whyythestupidithurts5564
      @whyythestupidithurts5564 3 년 전

      @@mechavelli right lol like I debated ...darn glad squared up passport and hope all my friends actually took that advice ...can ride things out but if not papered to run it won't be guaranteed option.
      edit : was looking at historical examples , if don't have paperwork in minimum bailout on a fall never goes as smooth

    • @marys2035
      @marys2035 3 년 전

      @@mechavelli I'm trying to figure out which country I'd like to live in will take me if he should win again. Maybe by November it'll be easier to move across borders again. Fingers crossed. 😀 I can't take another 4 years of that kind of crazy.😛🥴😜

    • @mechavelli
      @mechavelli 3 년 전 +1

      @@marys2035 Most countries around the world are doing better than we are so... Pick a country, you can't go wrong.

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 3 년 전 +1

    thank you Free Jimmy

  • @ramblingrose9919
    @ramblingrose9919 3 년 전 +1

    You are funniest in your spontaneous moments of improv

  • @sharneychong
    @sharneychong 3 년 전

    This is cheering me up so much, thank you!! watched it 20 times Ha! x

  • @Cinder1987
    @Cinder1987 3 년 전 +62

    Cold there? It’s hotter then hades in Houston, Texas. Your hoodie is making me sweat!

  • @m2n900
    @m2n900 3 년 전 +1

    Bath salts anonymous... Al fresco.... Hahahahahahaha 🤣

  • @notk1k111
    @notk1k111 3 년 전 +1

    These girls are so talented

  • @vyrhem
    @vyrhem 3 년 전 +20

    "I really have many question-marks about your degrees..." "I would ask suggestively that you go back to school..."
    Why not just "questions" instead of "question-marks," and wouldn't "ask suggestively" just mean "request?" I have to know why she talks like that. Is she a malfunctioning robot?

  • @jomontanee
    @jomontanee 3 년 전 +16

    Trevor and Jimmy wore the same red hood??? Did they make plan together?

  • @incognitro7634
    @incognitro7634 3 년 전 +55

    The deceased, that received the Stimulus Checks will also "vote" for Trump in the coming election.

    • @davidross8730
      @davidross8730 3 년 전

      You’re an idiot. You do realize it’s been proven that illegal immigrants and dead people voted for Hillary. And she still lost 😂

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 년 전 +4

      David Ross No it hasn't. Debunked.

  • @chriscorbin6980
    @chriscorbin6980 3 년 전 +10

    I'm still wearing a mask when I go out which is only 10 to 14 days apart for groceries.
    our cases are minimal and coming in from the outside.

  • @ldbagwell
    @ldbagwell 3 년 전

    I love all you old stuff in the background!

  • @vii5658
    @vii5658 3 년 전 +17

    It's literally been only 4 seconds. I have never in my life been so early.

    •  3 년 전 +3

      It's ok, it happened to me one time too. My girlfriend wasn't very happy, but she got over it. I heard there's a cream you can get from a urologist that'll help with that. Talk to your doctor.

    • @reveredkiwi6164
      @reveredkiwi6164 3 년 전 +2

      4 seconds, what a loser. I can last a good 50 seconds

    • @vii5658
      @vii5658 3 년 전 +2

      @@reveredkiwi6164 I'm Sorry, what??

    • @happycolor3271
      @happycolor3271 3 년 전

      hi guys🥰

    • @reveredkiwi6164
      @reveredkiwi6164 3 년 전 +2

      @@happycolor3271 whats up

  • @jadeisla5421
    @jadeisla5421 3 년 전 +18

    Hii, have an amazing day everyone *obviously u will ur watching Jimmy!*

    • @The_Christ_Angel
      @The_Christ_Angel 3 년 전 +2

      So Jesus is the son of God. The love kingdom. And Satan is the son of Devil. The hate kingdom. Donald Trump is a puppet of Satan. In a parallel earth if someone is invited by the creators. Donald Trump is the incarnation of Satan with powers and evaporates people with supernatural energy. Jesus walked on water and healed people. Donald killed a lot of people trying to stay out of jail because of his tax issues and ended the world. So the show we are watching is Satan with out powers and then we have laughter on LATE night comedy which is joy, which is love. Which means the world is not going to see the END any time soon.

    • @jadeisla5421
      @jadeisla5421 3 년 전

      @@The_Christ_Angel woah😂umm,yea

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 3 년 전

    I love it! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk167 3 년 전

    Bath salts anonymous...
    Lol 🤣 yup!

  • @davo92345
    @davo92345 3 년 전

    Thanks for what you do Jimmy!

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk167 3 년 전

    Omg... The hats...🤣

  • @wendygreen4234
    @wendygreen4234 3 년 전

    Thx Jimmy, It’s good to laugh.

  • @lizsteilkie
    @lizsteilkie 3 년 전

    Thank you Jimmy....

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 3 년 전 +4

    The Spanish flu was from 1918 to 1920. If you look at old pics and articles there were three important things discussed. People staying at home, physical distancing and people wearing masks. It took two years for that pandemic to end and they were doing things correctly everywhere. These crazy people are going to keep this pandemic raging on eternally.

  • @toots1568
    @toots1568 3 년 전 +2

    I'm still hunkered down at home, er in a camper

  • @ramonarounds4114
    @ramonarounds4114 3 년 전 +2

    I really want the shelf in the back
    😍😍😍😍

  • @bmogs1720
    @bmogs1720 3 년 전

    After 'not only is the clip viral...but so are the people!" I want a Bodomp Chish! (Drum derdump) that is the best one liner today. I thank yo!

  • @sagewellnessgroup9950

    Love that cabinet behind you

  • @tonyabrookes9931
    @tonyabrookes9931 3 년 전

    Awesome monologue! Lol

  • @tommyvereker370
    @tommyvereker370 3 년 전 +5

    We should give Jimmy videos of all of us laughing for a lockdown laugh track. If we don't he will just look like a lunatic.

  • @Exprealtyagent
    @Exprealtyagent 3 년 전

    Thank you!! So funny 🤣

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104

    3:59 Not just “blurred vision”, but blindness!

  • @TheSkylayne
    @TheSkylayne 3 년 전 +2

    Return to lockdown?? I been working since this thing started lol

  • @Thriiil3r
    @Thriiil3r 3 년 전

    “hand sanitiser sanitiser” 🙂

  • @samimotaghedi
    @samimotaghedi 3 년 전

    I love these jokes!

  • @philipclayberg4928
    @philipclayberg4928 3 년 전 +34

    I thought masks were inanimate objects. I guess I should hide whenever I see a crowd of masks headed my way. They might be trying to kill me. (Yes, the 2nd and 3rd sentences were sarcasm.)

  • @michritch3493
    @michritch3493 3 년 전 +3

    Good ones! I 😂🤣 And the anti-face mask contingent - oh my lord. You WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DRINK THE CLOROX!!!! The editing upped the hilarity. I saw other clips from that session, not as good. Good job, ya'll! Thank you!

  • @purplegrrl711
    @purplegrrl711 3 년 전

    Omg I have no words

  • @artemis4478
    @artemis4478 3 년 전 +38

    Seriously. This is how sad we are. So sad I will laugh. Stay home.

  • @TheSamleigh
    @TheSamleigh 3 년 전 +2

    made me laugh and i never watch monologes LUV U JIMMYwell done

    • @chelseafallon7734
      @chelseafallon7734 3 년 전

      You must watch evey single bit of his show especially the monologue!!!!!!!

  • @chitrahkarthigeyan415

    Hey! You're wearing the same hoodie as Trevor!

  • @notk1k111
    @notk1k111 3 년 전 +1

    I love these girls

  • @lookingupwithwonder

    Hahah Love you Jimmy!

  • @pamberry6354
    @pamberry6354 3 년 전

    Thanks Jimmy! We need you! The Netflix joke was so, so true...!! I love the sanitizer reel! Masks..so easy!

  • @ursulakavaliauskas4463

    Bath salts anonymous, ha ha!

  • @danielshortland1723
    @danielshortland1723 3 년 전 +1

    When i watched parks and recreation town meetings i thought they went over the top and nobody could actually behave like that. Now after watching the florida town meetings in this video, i realise they were accurate reconstructions.

  • @annamarie1714
    @annamarie1714 3 년 전 +2

    Embarrassed to live in Florida 😩🤬😩

  • @jenniferbraud5942
    @jenniferbraud5942 3 년 전

    Wait, what??? They have SpongeBob walkie-talkies??? Whoah! That changes everything!

  • @chelseafallon7734
    @chelseafallon7734 3 년 전

    I obey everything the tonight show tells me Jimmy daddy!!! GREATEST host in all the universe!

  • @lisettegarcia
    @lisettegarcia 3 년 전

    5:29 🙌🙌🙌😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥

  • @connerquintero
    @connerquintero 3 년 전 +1

    💯

  • @happyhattergamer8078
    @happyhattergamer8078 3 년 전 +1

    Haha, this is funny...

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz 3 년 전

    0:03. Yeah. It's friday here in australia

  • @byron5252
    @byron5252 3 년 전

    Does anyone else covet Jimmy's markers and that cool set of drawers???

  • @trinistylz2002
    @trinistylz2002 3 년 전 +3

    Ahhhh BATHSALTS!!! WE WERE SO HAPPY BACK THEN!!! *SIGH* 😫😖

  • @MarielikestoCrochet

    Him laughing at his jokes 😂

  • @esthergreaves6258
    @esthergreaves6258 3 년 전 +1

    Jimmys still wearing his hoodie - shut down must have him confused on what month it is! 😂😂😂

  • @Zipfei_Kloatscher
    @Zipfei_Kloatscher 3 년 전 +8

    I would have never been imagined there will air a Tonight Show presented in a hoody. 😁

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 3 년 전

      I think he kind of "phoned it in" tonight too. I kind of want my eight minutes back.

    • @TheSamleigh
      @TheSamleigh 3 년 전 +1

      luv the hoodie

  • @pjtippett5510
    @pjtippett5510 3 년 전 +1

    Thank goodness I decided to wait before going out amongst crowded areas even with a mask. Also, everytime I've gone out there's always people out without masks.

  • @bbsy1
    @bbsy1 3 년 전

    I also have many question marks!

  • @airport862
    @airport862 3 년 전

    The voice of cheer and commonsense in these strange times.

  • @annebradley6086
    @annebradley6086 3 년 전 +1

    I want to watch full episode livestreaming. 😟Still trying to figure that out.

  • @bobasaurusrexy
    @bobasaurusrexy 3 년 전

    LOL, I love it when you laugh at your own jokes.

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 3 년 전 +6

    4:30) People always talk about the "Florida man"...but to me it looks like the "Florida women" are not one iota better.

  • @violimo
    @violimo 3 년 전 +1

    Please Jimmy don't go back to your boring old Tonight format. I love this at home It's a winner!

  • @magicman7340
    @magicman7340 3 년 전 +4

    I think if you animate some scenes it would be more lively

    • @NorthMountainFairy
      @NorthMountainFairy 3 년 전 +1

      I recently saw a video breaking down how the late night hosts are struggling with the KRplus format. With an audience you have a slower deliver allowing for crowd reaction which is part of the viewing experience (remember when they were on tv still but without audience laughter-awkward!) KRplusrs have a faster pace of delivery because without audience reaction you have to keep a pace going to keep viewers interested. I think the channel I saw that on was Film Theory. He made some really good points.
      Edit: Actually it was Film Theorists and here’s the link if anyone is interested:
      krplus.net/bidio/ZLOloJWqZ6vdl5w

  • @heatherstahlnecker9270

    *RED Hooded Sweatshirt! :)

  • @lovelyn8667
    @lovelyn8667 3 년 전

    Hi Jimmy!

  • @kingmoto5228
    @kingmoto5228 3 년 전 +1

    Here in Arizona, we never went on lockdown and now that we’re in a bad spot with the virus,,,, we’re still not considering a lockdown. Damn it Doug!!!!

  • @summerlavender17
    @summerlavender17 3 년 전 +9

    It's been a long time since Jimmy Fallon struck me as "kind of sexy" (like 20 years). Is it the five o'clock shadow?

  • @lecture42
    @lecture42 3 년 전 +1

    Might have been your best corona-monologue yet. I paid dead people... 😂

  • @user-fo4on9xc5v
    @user-fo4on9xc5v 3 년 전

    ดีมากๆๆๆๆๆๆๆ

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 3 년 전 +1

    "I pay dead people " joke wins.

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause 3 년 전 +1

    i never use hand sanitizer. soap and water soap and water. old school.

  • @j-mobi9209
    @j-mobi9209 3 년 전 +6

    Those ladies really proved Einstein was right when he said, “two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. “ 😂

  • @simonjames3990
    @simonjames3990 3 년 전 +1

    So slow down the testing ??

  • @TheEmc2000
    @TheEmc2000 3 년 전 +1

    Talk show hosts alone in their houses makes me uncomfortable. Proud of them for still makin it work

  • @monmixer
    @monmixer 3 년 전

    Mitch will make sure the derby goes on. while he is downstairs at Fort Knox counting gold bars.

  • @amysusanna214
    @amysusanna214 3 년 전

    Thank you doe continuing to provide humor in these times. I think a lot of the jokes would land better if you were skyping with someone else to kind of interact with & respond to the jokes in real time- they're funny, but it's bittersweet with noone to react to them

  • @amandawilder7353
    @amandawilder7353 3 년 전

    My son ships out to Oaklahoma "Fort Sill", wish it could be postponed and wondering why they aren't halting the enlistings until covid counts are much lower. As a mother I can't decide which is worse a visible enemy or invisible. Neither relieves the knots in my stomach.

  • @miazander
    @miazander 3 년 전

    LOVE.........the longer hair!!!!!

  • @rebeccamac1991
    @rebeccamac1991 3 년 전 +1

    Where are Franny and Winnie?! The kind of content we need right now.