GETTING REVENGE ON OUR EXES WITH HANNAH BERNER - Ep. 70

Brooke’s ability to keep a straight face after dropping the funniest one liners is unmatched.

wait this was low key best episode ever. it gives the weird girls who stay up later than the other girls at a sleepover giggling in a corner in the dark talking about nothing. love. hella good vibes.

the fact that Brooke has a literal COMEDIAN next to her and all the comments are about how funny she is says so much😭

Hannah, Trish and Trevor are definitely the 3 guests I would not mind to keep coming back! All their episodes are so good

Hannah and Tana not getting the “I think we all don’t sing” kills me Brooke’s so funny

gilrhood is sharing a deep dark thing and then immediately laughing as a group

“I think we all don’t sing” that reference was so underrated 😭

This is a perfect trio.
Brooke saying "idk I've had a long day" during the cannibalism bit was timed perfectly.

Brooke is getting funnier and funnier and in a very unique way. She hits all these gems no one else really ever could and she has authentically what I feel most comedians spend a life time trying to develop. She's the definition of I didn't choose it it chose me

"He chews tampons...idk i had a long day" i love brookie i swear

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST BROOKE EPISODE EVER. 23:05 “no one visits me” 24:06 “I had a relationship JUST like that…except they were alive..” 24:40 I have flashes of WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️”wait no this is serious and no one’s taking me seriously 😔”

THE DEAL OR NO DEAL JOKE TO BROOKE WAS OUT OF HAND LMAOOO😭😭😭😭

Brooke is so funny!!! "I felt like Demi Lovato when she walked in that yogurt shop" LMAOOOOO

brooke finally starting to understand we want her to put her input in even when the other two are conversing!!! she’s such a cutie omg. glad she’s getting more confident in her words..

I think Hannah makes this the perfect trifecta she holds you both accountable in the chillest way lmfao

regarding the “smoking FLOWER”, everyone definitely does say that its a common way to refer to weed LMAO

This is the most girl girl conversation!! Omg this is exactly what it’s like to be with my friends saying stories and laughing so hard at the crazy embarrassing shit we say. This is the guest we wanted!!!

Tana Marie, the inconsistent podcast uploads will make us riot.
Plz have on Sarah baska

The way no one paid attention to Brooke saying she used to think you had to leave the tampon applicator in 😂😂😂

I’m one of those who usually doesn’t like guest episodes but she’s SO funny and y’all’s energy is so good and natural I love it. Now I want to watch her content!

I love how you can tell when Brooke’s passionate about what she’s talking about cuz she holds the mic with both hands🤣

Hannah being like I feeeeeel like you want me to ask you that 😭🤣🤣😂😂 love you Brooke

I literally didn't even know va-jays were classified as innies or outies until Matt Riff... instantly never wanted to show anyone mine ever again. So i really appreciate the way Brooke took that and turned it around instead of internalizing it, which I would have absolutely done if it weren't for Brooke saying something.

brooke saying “no one’s visiting me” killed me im sorry😭😭😭

tana slowly sinks down the couch the entire podcast and i am living for it hahahaha. she’s so comfy by the end.

THIS is what we want from a guest. THIS RIGHT HERE! I usually don’t like guest episodes but this one was amazing and thank god because I have Covid and I need serotonin so bad. 😂😂

This was one of favorite Cancelled episodes! It was the perfect mix of comedy and deep conversation.
Sidenote: THE WAY THAT HANNAH'S HUSBAND BROKE HIT LITERAL LEG DURING THE SKI TRIP THAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT is low funny but also tragic.

"a man will tell me to chill and I'm screaming crying and really its about Lily" Tana looooooool 😂😂

These three together is actually iconic. I nonstop laughed for an hour!

tana comparing it’s a small world to the Cheesecake Factory menu is hilarious 😭

Brooke gets me so weak with the “flower” thing PLEASE TAKE THIS GIRL TO THE DISPO JUST TO SEE LMAOOO

“I feel like you want me to ask” lmaooo Hannah’s so funny

There is a book “Do dead people watch you shower?” If they are there watching you there’s no judgement attached. Whatever you are doing they are just there with you. I looked this up when I was younger because my neighbor died and I showered with a towel on for weeks. I was so afraid he could see me naked. 😂😂😂😂😂

24:39 - Brooke is too funny and too real about worrying that passed loved ones can watch us while diddling the bean. 😂😂😂

Tana slowly melting into the couch throughout the episode is hilarious

Favorite guest and podcast so far!! Absolutely need to have her back on! The chemistry was amazing and I laughed soooo much. Felt like hanging with the girls!

Brooke carried this episode IM IN TEARS she’s so funny and so serious 😭😭😭

the dead people comment is lowkey relatable i think it’s because it’s something u absolutely don’t want to think of during that time so your brain is like “think about it teehee”

brooke not knowing weed plants is called Flower is such a innocent thing 🤣🤣💯

when u think tana is wearing new balances, but she’s wearing chanel 😭😂💀

LMAOOOO brooke I cannnttt 😂😂😂😂😭😭 we do say “flower” to describe weed especially us that smoke concentrate (dabs)

“they have to be over a minute or i wont make money” IS SO REAL 😂😂😂

A two hot takes and cancelled crossover would be the best😩

The increasing number of ads at the beginning tells us how popular the pod is getting lol

“No ones visiting me” omg Brooke 😭

The seeing dead people during pearl play is CRAZY WILD INSANE SO FUNNY IM CRYING

I watch this every week but ive never laughed so hard. this chemistry is EVERYTHING

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Love this trio. Being high as hell made it so much funnier 😂

BROOKE IS SO FUNNY THIS EPISODE HAD ME CRYING 😂

Brooke and Tanas feet touching during some of the pod is so cute to me! ☺️As someone that doesn’t like to hug their friends because I don’t like touching seeing them do to that is so heartwarming! Especially after some ppl said they aren’t actually close friends. You can see they love each other ❤️

No joke, this was the BEST cancelled episode of all time, Hannah is the funniest ever and I'm obsessssed

I love this so much because Brooke and Hannah have such similar humor that for ONCE all Tana can do at times is sit there and be like “yeah” lol and I feel like Brooke deserves this.

Genuinely one of the best guests ever. It reminded me of having a 2am FaceTime call with my best friend the whole time

I can’t handle Brooke constantly being accidentally hilarious 😂

Hannah’s hilarious 😂 her and Brooke and Tana have chemistry affff

AHAHAHA BROOKE “dude i had a relationship just like that, but they were alive!”

i’m crying bc brook saying she had a dog that had seizures reminds me of that videos from the abbey lee dance shit where abby was talking about someone who died and this kid starting crying and saying her dads dog died so she gets it😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

WE NEED GIGGLY SQUAD CROSSOVER!!! get paige next time too!!

the dog peacefully asleep next to tana is such a mood ergh

"i think we all dont sing" NO ONE CAUGHT THAT LMAOOOO??? I WOULDVE CRIED

this is the best guest you guys have had on the podcast ❤ i love how she gave brooke eye contact and made her feel part of the convo. most guests completely ignore brooke. we love brooke and jus want to protect her at all costs.

“No ones visiting me” I died lol

I have listened to every single episode of canceled since it started… This was by far the best episode ever! Literally had me laughing in my car at 5am and that’s saying a lot 😂

Love you ladies, I had a really bad panic attack and I couldn’t sleep. When I put this on, I could finally relax and laugh at things. Y’all made me feel like I was just chilling chatting with the girls! Hannah should come back for more as she’s such a seamless addition. Love the pod, keep it up! & Tana, your spray tan looks amazing! ❤

“NO ONES VISITING ME” IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGG I love you brookie 😭😭

y’all play with my abandonment issues too much but this guest is amazing enough for me to forget about it xo

as someone who has worked in dispensaries, flower is actually a very common and useful term 😂 weed has come so far and there’s so many different variations of weed now such as flower, concentrates, edibles and tinctures. love brooke but you can tell she’s definitely not a stoner 😂❤

BROOOO when Brooke talked about the masturbation I DIED.

This was legit the best episode yet, had me giggling the whole time. I love hannah with yall.

Brooke is so funny “I think we all don’t sing”
This one is my favorite by far.

I have been waiting for you guys to have Hannah on!! Loved it so much. I just knew that you 3 would be the best vibe together and would get along so well. Fav episode!

Please never stop having hannah as a guest, i love every episode with her!! I’ve never laughed for over an hour bc of a podcast episode 😭😭

the chemistry between all of you is amazing hahaha

Brooke: if my mom called me a lesson, I'd ruin her. 😂😂😂😂

i love this episode so much because Hannah actually interacts with Brooke. it feels like the other guests totally disregard Brooke and it’s extremely frustrating. you’re literally the GUEST on BROOKES podcast… it’s disrespectful. it’s refreshing to see this episode 💗💗💗💗

My favorite episode of cancelled ever! And I love every episode. Every single one of you had liners that had me actually laughing out loud. I listened while I ran errands and had to keep pausing and couldn’t wait to come back for more. I laughed so hard, there was random and gross things but also deep and insightful things. Loved it all. ❤

why is nobody talking about how good brookes joke at 24:06 was im crying shes so UNDERLOOKED BROOKE I LOVE YOU
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its so funny cause anytime brooke makes a joke she goes full deadpan and just stares down everyone around her. not even a wink of a smile, it's so serious for her. IM CRYINGGG I LOVE U THO BROOKIEEE

this podcast and the chemistry was amazingc bring hannah back once a month please

I needed this whole conversation today. Every part of it was perfect.

Omg Brooke really is the gift that keeps on giving 😭 i love her sm

Girlies pleaaaseee get back on schedule 😭

ok this hassss to be one of my new fav episodes the dynamic between u 3 is amazing

I work in customer service at Zillow and on behalf of the entire company, we’re here for you 💙

Hannah doing her PR for her new Netflix show and I’m in love with all the collabs

27:23 BROOKE STRAIGHT FACED SAYING “NO” KILLED ME

i’ve been WAITING for this collab AHHHHH

Getting secondhand embarrassment for Brooke saying nobody calls weed flower 😅

im only 5 minutes in & it's already iconic when brooke said "spending money that I dont have it's like inviting new money in" hahahahaha

This has such sleepover vibes-this is just so good-absolutely hilarious

I was introduced to Hannah through this pod and I love her now 🥰
The part of the pod where she gave us advice on the tour was so beautiful and wholesome ❤️

i LOOVE the combination of these three people like omgg

Brooke’s best revenge of 2024, proving she is funnier than Matt Rife in every episodePERIODT

I wish they could make more of these every week

honestly funniest pod yet✨ It felt like we were all chatting and giggly 💓

everyone is looking gorgeous this episode!! one of my favs conversation wise too- has the same energy as the solo episodes ❤

Hands down best episode so far. She needs to be a regular .. just dying laughing

NEW JUST TRISH VID AND CANCELLED??? YES

love this ep so much, more Hannah pls🤍

I love how the conversation flows. Hannah is great :)