Trying Troom Troom's Awful Kidnapping Hacks
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Hi danny
fun fact, the duct taped wrist escape actually works with zip ties too, if a singular zip tie is around your wrists in the same position. one of the very, VERY few actually legitimate hacks this channel has ever offered.
It's so strange that it is the only one that works, but it still looks like it was edited to make it look like it works, which makes it looks like it doesn't work.
You probably have to swing your arms multiple times instead of one
Then SMASH back on your kidnappers
@@colleenwilliams1689 Ikr? I knew from previous videos that it worked, and yet the way troom troom edited made me question if it was actually fake lol
@Hat Lock Productions as far as I've seen, it takes more effort, but you can do the same trick with multiple ties. You can also bend one leg up and slam it against your knee
"what's a square knot?" "the kind of knot you'd tie you fuckin square" is so good and he gets him twice.
21:47 “I’m scared “ -Danny winking in a jaunty way that makes my heart flutter.😻
@@icu3869 he married
@@boba4240 And?
@@CL.123 thats creepy
@@hammartyme4859 I'm pretty sure they said that as a joke.
as a young woman, having a man pop up in my backseat is actually terrifying but it’s ok cause i don’t wear scarves
No bc it's actually one of my biggest fears
@@SnowwyApel *Okay and?*
I don’t know if you have to be a young woman to find that terrifying…
But if you don't wear a scarf how are you supposed to escape when they start choking you with your scarf!?
@@ashikjaman1940 thank you for pointing this out it was deeply troubling me
kidnapping someone is like A LOT more serious of a crime than stealing a tv. Why tf didn’t they just steal a tv
EXACTLY
Don't worry about it
@@jamie6506😅
I would like but it's at 269
Its not about the destination but the friend they made that got them a TV along the way
nick: “i felt like i was choking you tho, for a while there..”
danny: “yeah, you WERE”
💀💀
699th like 😙
1,569th like
Danny likey
@@gaceofspades sorry i just had to let you know (n ruin your day) that in my native tongue göt means ass. your surname is asssman to me. ok that's all, have a nicer day tomorrow
The kidnappers have visible tattoos showing. They are such professionals.
That's how you can tell they're the bad guys!
Whenever I kidnap someone I always show my tattoos but I've always been caught and charged so annoying.
Broadex fr such a problem
@@broadex9080 im callin the police
They are temporary quarter machine tattoos.. the ultimate camouflage.
Ey now that I'm thinking, putting on fake tattoos, purposely letting them show, then washing them off is kinda genius.
Arrivederci is an italian word and it means "see you again/see you later" so he's basically just saying: see you later, hope you kidnap me again soon!
"Kidnap me another day, losers1"
It's more "until we meet again
@@aid3nxr_editz idk why but i read that in the voice of that one guy from he-man (the purple guy with a skeleton face)
@@BatB0nesskeletor
Yeah him!@@jex638
Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper goes "gotcha girlie?" In the most 2000's Barbie ad voice you've ever heard
The look of fear on Danny's face when the scarf didn't break away immediately is hysterical
I felt so bad for laughing, nick was scared too LMAO
frr
Nick panicking that he’s actually choking Danny while he’s literally choking Danny killed me
that was wholesome lmao almost killed him in the name of troom troom
@@gleekgalactic wholesome and almost killed him probably shouldn't be put together here 😭
Hahahahhaa
Reminds me of a just for fun film I did with my friends in college where I played the killer. I accidentally missed my mark for the choke scene and I immediately broke character to make sure she was okay and it was on film and everyone cracked up rewatching it later XD
Killed Danny too
In case you were wondering why the matches weren't lighting when you strike them against a wall, it's because safety matches on light on the box (red/brown tips), but they used non safety ones (green/white)!
I had no clue there are different match types
@@completlynormalhypernova666 neither did I, until my late grandfather gave me a box of matches and stamps before his passing (cancer, unfortunately) as a way to remember him. That's how I learnt the difference.
@@teen_elf My deepest condolences for your loss, cancer can go f*** itself.
@@CEO_of_Stutters thank you, it means a lot. Cancer's a bitch
I always called the green ones strike anywhere matches. Not sure where I heard that or if it's normal
Honestly as someone who was kidnapped (yes it was a very traumatic experience) this made me laugh so hard, it’s just ridiculous. Btw I unfortunately wasn’t able to utilize any of these amazing life hacks when I was actually kidnapped, as I was 9 at the time and was scared out of my mind. But seriously this video was so fucking hilarious and it really improved my mood so thx Danny (and Nick)
Aww that’s horrifying… I hope you escape soon
@@louisBrother1988 I did… it happened when I was nine,
@@helixisverygay7831 Oh okay, that's good to hear. Did you remember to give the kidnappers a TV after you escaped?
@@louisBrother1988it's the proper thing to do
@@louisBrother1988dude. That’s not funny.
The scariest thing about this whole thing is that when someone actually does get kidnapped and tries to think back to this, the only things that will come to mind is that screechy baby voice and that pumpkin head
"Has your head been cut off? Oh no.
Well don't worry, all you need is a hot glue gun and a shoe lace and you'll be buying your kidnappers iPhone's in no time!"
Wow way to roast Danny’s pumpkin head
I read this before watching the video and idk how concerned I should be
"Gotcha, girly! _Arrivederci, losers!_ *CRUSH HIM* "
Kinda disappointed that Danny didn't say "Arrivederci, losers" instead of "bye" at the end
but he was falling tho
The wrong pronunciation of arrivederci really hurts
@@lauratroy13 I feel you dude
Is this a jojo reference 👀
@@RJ-eo4uh bruno best mom
“Great job Martin, that’s a Felony!”
25:30 I like how Drew closes the car door. It’s important even when being kidnapped that you follow proper car exiting safety
Can’t believe danny would rent out a garage for this when his basement literally looks like a kidnapper’s dungeon
i really thought they were in his basement at first haha
@@red.gem_ same lol. Like has he seen his basement? All those nutcracker guys haunt me
@@moonycanwatch im having flashbacks from those cursed commercials
His house is like the school from lemonade mouth. Seems normal at first but there is a whole civilization in the basement.
Drew is in the basement. That is why Danny doesn't use his basement for this.
Fun fact:
If your kidnapper lets you see their face, they're not planning on letting you live
Thanks, I will remember this the next time I am murdered.
it's so funny how nick just uses common sense and danny has to explain it each time
"Arrivederci, losers" is unironically such a fucking funny line
Similar energy to the Terminator's "Hasta la Vista, baby"
Bruno :)
So close to 500 subs
@@LibanReactsTo so close to scratching my balls
@@kattozilla2277 no ( ._.)
The narrator's voice is in my worst nightmares, just narrating everything with their high pitched voice
The blue eyed girl is going to kill her victim! Oh no! You forgot to wear pants to school!
“gOtChA gIrly!!”
I had a whole nightmare where everything was narrated by her. And I have auditory memory so it was... An experience.
*First! Get the hot glue gun*
@Doofy there there here is a gold start now go stand in the corner with some toys
The chemistry between Nick and Danny during the scarf scene 💕
yea u can see all their electrons and protons its frankly kinda gross
As a former kidnapped person, can confirm this was accurate and exactly how I escaped
did u give them a tv 🥺
The panic in Danny’s eyes as his scarf fails to save him and then the slow recline has me sobbing
🤣🤣🤣 me too!! My car's seat adjusting is all automatic. I would have to ask the bad guy to sit still so my seat can finish adjusting. I dont have a quick handle lift🤣🤣😭💀
And Nick just moving away like “uh dude I’m sitting here”
The eyeholes being cut perfectly to COVER his eyes has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmfaooo
@vbddfy euuyt wise words
I literally cried from laughing so hard at that part
this video's gonna be a hard rewatch after learning about what nick's done, yeesh.
what did he do
@@SquidGorl a lot of really immature and harmful stuff, there's a video about it
fr..
I was scrolling down as well to see if anyone else was commenting. yikes
What what, tell me. Wdym immature stuff?
I remember chatting to a war correspondent before they went to Afghanistan. He received some real advice about being kidnapped; “it’s better to die on the streets”.
This reminds us of stranger danger advice we were given as a kid.
If someone is threatening you to go with them somewhere, don't. The second location is probably worse than just dying then and there.
Of all the stranger danger psa/advice/warnings, this was one of the darkest. Like, cause a scene, make it difficult, stay in public, etc is pretty standard. And then there's this.
I love how nick was like “I felt like I was choking you” and Danny with a very serious was was just like “you were “ while the camera turned away lmao
The camera ran away because they were next
The look on Danny's face as he went from dramatically going "ah ahh" to "oh crap its actually not breaking" but still laughing as he's getting strangled and nick just pointing out that he's choking Danny's while still going full force with it. Comedy gold lol
@Holl ywood you have no videos, you have two featured videos that are not made by you. Go away bot
camera was sick of third wheeling
@@acookie7548 exactly
This is going from “terrible things no one needs” to “literally advice that can get you killed”
Or kill other people (neck snap)
@@cipollalord8066 if you are being kidnapped, that's probably not a bad thing.
If it's one of those "goofy" fake kidnappings that some idiots do.....it's tragic but also kind of beneficial to society as a whole.
tbh i havent even watched it and im excited
If you being such a hassle with your kidnappers like the girl is in this video, they'll probably just kill you, unless they need you in specific
@@DriscolDevil hoping you're a troll when you say it's not a bad thing to be kidnapped
LMAO he activated my Alexa when he asked Alexa what the word meant 😭😭 23:38
The zip tie/ductape one is actually very dangerous, going and slamming your wrist can actually shatter your wrists AND not break it anyway, I got this information from Tom Coyne an anti-kiddnapping trainer (a person who teaches people how to get out of situations if they are kidnapped)
HUH...i use the ductape one but with zipties all the time to impress my lil brother lol
@@justasimplearsonistwith zipties there's also the risk of cutting your wrists
Snapping necks DOES, in fact, tend to kill people, Daniel.
i think it can paralyze people too
@@anissueofskill how can breaking a *neck* paralyze someone’s whole body
It's a lot harder than it seems, though. You have to apply a lot of force. More likely you're just gonna annoy them. Maybe paralyze them, if you're lucky.
@@tylerroblox7695 it's connected to your spine.
@@tylerroblox7695 yeah like how can hitting your funny bone hurt your whole arm I guess the people who experience it must be wrong
Danny saying, “that’s actually really funny” with a look of pain and disappointment on his face…he’s going through it with Troom Troom 😔
Lmao, if your ever get tied up, just stand up.
5:59
yes
If you get kidnapped
Run away
Tbh I laughed
so sad Nick changed after this I miss the old kinder nick nd now he’s mocking ppls dead friends
What happened to him?/what did he do?
@@lolbruh2921 from what has been put out there he spread misinformation abt his friends apparent sa story nd targeted the ppl his friend was slandering. He mocked the 2 lead dudes’ dead bsf who offed himself and has been avoiding and ignoring all criticisms. he’s also gotten way crueler with his content nd ppl r upset at him for other things. but id lookup turkey toms video breaking the situation down as a whole nd listing everything nicks done wrong in it although ill admit he comes from a bit of bias nd can be harsh
Wait what
@@DoodleZoo check my response comment !!
missed opportunity to call kidnappers sons of a gun 🙏😔
Nick: "I feel like I was choking you for a while there"
Danny: "Yeah, you were"
fave part
Mine was both the gun=criminal parts and also the whole duct tape ripping thing
@@angrymandanthecommenter the parents wearing ski masks holding the kidnappers as babies also wearing ski masks. As if kidnapper is like a race of person.
my fave part is when he winks (21:48)
Its not about escaping your kidnappers, its about the friends we made along the way.
And praying for Stockholm syndrome so that they could send you a freaking PS5 when 95% of people still can't get one.
@@RGC_animation well I guess I’m apart of the 5% lol
It's about escaping the friends we made along the way.
maybe the real kidnappers were the friends we made along the way....
I think those actors might be foot soldiers for a Russian oligarch so you're better off not making friends along the way.
I love how excited Danny gets over the duct tape. It reminds me of that one time when I was 7 my sister tied me up with the tape in our garage and left me there to figure out how to escape because I ate her cookies!! Danny bringing back good memories
JESUS CHRIST
SHE DID THAT OVER COOKIES???
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom Yeah! I was crazy so she had to be crazier. Good times!!
I Loved How Nick Was Pointing Out All of The Most Obvious,Easiest Ways to do Literally Everything
"now i crush his bones" with the very slow electronic reclining was probably the funniest thing I've seen all week
XD
I couldn't agree more!
You can't crush his bones, they're too squishy
A truly slow and painful death.
the funniest part was when Nick moved to the side
I like how he specified that he wouldn’t get his feet out **for free*
For free, just so we know
Wow you found the joke
When are we getting the Danny Gonzalez Gold channel...? 😘
Yo danny, when’s the onlyfans coming out 👀
OnlyDans
7:58, an actual useful version of this "tip" would've been to inform about the latch on the insides of modern trunks. The trunks on modern vehicles have a handle to the latch to get out of the trunk if someone closes it on you. Use that if you can
24:43 LMAAO DANNYS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES ITS ACTUALLY CHOKING HIM OUT
Nick is giving off major “my big brother forced me to play along with his stupid game” energy.
😹honestly!
Especially at 17:33
I love Nick not being clued into anything until the very moment he needs to perform.
AJR profile picture.
@@AudreyLunaGarner Oh! Someone finally recognized it. 👍
@@Gallant_Silver Yeah. I love their music and haven’t seen anybody aside from you with AJR related profile pictures.
@@AudreyLunaGarner They're one of my favorite bands. I've got tickets to go see them again in May. I can't wait!
@@Gallant_Silver this Interaction is so cute 😭
"Gotcha girly"
Got me rolling on the ground💀
For anyone confused about the naming of the tape used in the video. Scotch is a brand and duct is the name of tape that 3M manufacture. I think an interesting - stretching the definition of interesting - quirk here is that in different countries, PSA tape or pressure-sensitive tape tends to be referred to by a generic brand name; another example of this would be band-aids. In the UK, all PSA tape, including Scotch PSA tape, is typically called Sellotape due to the same quirk.
However, and this part is interesting, the word Scotch was used as a pejorative term used to describe someone as ungenerous or stingy and the naming of the tape anecdotally came from a dissatisfied product tester demanding that their Scotch bosses use more adhesive. As a noun Scotch (of or from Scotland) is considered an offensive term, however there are still many examples of it being used, such as scotch whisky, and broth.
and scotch eggs, I haven't had one in eons but they're delicious
I don’t think most people make the “scotch=pejorative” association, but I also don’t think it’s a “productive” term, in that people just say “Scottish” when they want to say that something that isn’t one of those aforementioned fixed terms is from Scotland.
The narrator's vocal cords are a living example of 'tHiS vOiCe'
Sarcasm
Sarcasm
Sarcasm
it honestly feels like the tiktok tts voice became a real human being
GoTcHa GiRlY
the absolutely chaotic energy of danny renting a garage and bringing a friend over with no explanation, only to reveal they're trying out kidnapping hacks...
Cringe comment
@@user-nj9ll6em8k are you embarrassed that you commented this 20 hours ago, yet the only bit of attention you got was me mocking you?
I'd stay with a friend like that forever
being pulled into wacky nonsensical bullshit because of your friends would be amazing
🤣🤣🤣
@@user-nj9ll6em8k imagine using cringe unironically
21:07 UGH HIS LITTLE WINK I LOVE IT
“gimme your get get get in the car” bars.
also nick being the most awkward kidnapper is so me. i could never be a felon.
I didn't think it was possible for them to find a more annoying narrator.
So close to 500 subs
it makes me want to cry
@Lswat Ent Nothing can stop the rise of Super teleportdinero
It’s like the voice over for tictoks
You underestimate troom troom
I expect it to get worse around February 2023
Nick: (Notices the scarf) What’s that?
Danny: This is a…I always wear this.
Mikasa vibes
what is this like and reply ratio
@@flooffys no one had anything iconic to say lol
Throwback xd
@@bhavyamohesswa4027 I know this is about AOT mikasa but I'm thinking about IJN mikasa
I love how in all of his videos when he changes scenes he has a completely different microphone to use. His house is full of microphones of all types. Like there's no one type he likes the most. Subtle, but hysterical.
TroomTroom- ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED????
Danny - ...yeah:(
I'm convinced that it's service for women whose kink is kidnapping and she's tipping them with a large tv
Dude if that's legal, I'm going to start a business doing just that. The only people crazy enough to want to act out a kink like that are rich people, and why kidnap rich people for ransom if you can just pretend to kidnap them for ransom?
True. This is definitely non sw fetish fulfillment
@@jonaw.2153 actually kidnapping is a pretty common kink in the bdsm community!
@@AprilllisaurEgaming Business will be booming.
Omg I just saw a novel about that a few days ago. That's the literal plot. I don't remember the name tho😅
If the kidnappers don’t come back after 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.
Omgg Xd
If the kidnappers don’t come back after 15 minutes, you’re legally a pumpkin
@@use-your-imagination a pumpkin thats legally skilled
1k yey
This is only in America tho in England it is still not allowed to leave
“ are you getting strangled? “ “ yeah.. “ got me on the floor💀
The ultimate saw trap “you’ve been kidnapped besides you is a groom groom video
The way they said "ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED?"
Sounded so casual like it happens every Tuesday
It happens to me every Tuesday and Wednesday 😔😔
@@GrunesGemuse it happens to me on Thursdays and Friday 😔
Rlly guys? Happens to me every Sunday morning! 🤗🤠
@@Ari.x22 Are you Christian? If so, who are you being strangled by? The pastor, the neighbor lady Deborah (who always interjects during the sermon), or even YHWH Himself?
Also, to everyone else in the comment thread, I’m disappointed that nobody made an erotic-asphyxiation joke. Come on, this is the Internet. Have some lack of decency.
@@enigmaj1494 💀💀💀
Plot twist: the camera person is actually a kidnappee, and danny is taunting them by showing them all the ways they could escape, but can't because danny knows about them
That's horrifying
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME!
@@firstnamelastname9524 I specialise in short horrors ^^
So close to 500 subs
@@Rainbow0015 because if Danny goes to jail we won't get any more videos
"You wizard, How did you do that?" is a joke that gets stuck in my head a lot, his delivery of that line is so hilarious xD
“Are you tied up with scotch tape? Perfect!” gets me every damn time 🤣
So proud of Nick, he used to just be Kurts Connor's editor and look at him now! He upgraded all the way to being Danny's kidnapper
lmao
should’ve gone in the title 1mil views could’ve helped his channel
He espaced Kurts basement with those life hacks
Charcter development
@@kaeyasimp7330 I am so proud rn
The creepiest part of this video wasn't any of the kidnapping, or Troom Troom's awful narrator. It was the fact that there was just a random Alexa in that warehouse. That's some dystopian cyberpunk shit.
There is ALWAYS an Alexa
Lmao
'also how the f was it on the wall-
@@SidonSerenade duck tape I mean scotch tape
@@TheJeffers-pd2uk sorry im a bit slow-
Nick just looks like he smells overwhelmingly of laundry detergent
Lol I don't know why this is so funny to me but he truly does. Not a bad thing I suppose
“I’m going to be testing Troom-troom’s kidnapping hacks”
*puts on ski mask*
kinda rude that Danny didn't get nick a tv for kidnapping him. Its like he didn't even appreciate getting kidnapped :/
Or at the very least a Playstation. Either way, pretty rude kidnapping etiquette on Danny's part.
@@niftyfish I think the PS is more expensive than a basic b TV
Danny needs to learn manners 😒
dude fr kinda makes my respect for him go down a lot 🙁
@Holl ywood 768 views with bots dang 😔
Kidnapping hack: If you're being kidnapped, just say no! They can't legally kidnap you without your permission.
Yea
ah, um, uh, hm-
Y’know, that’s not _not_ true
@@clarascats1365 you almost made me wooosh you
And if you do kidnap someone without their permission, some other guy will take you without _your_ permission.
I just realized in the first one with the matches, her legs were free, the dungeon door was unlocked, she could’ve just stood up and walked out lol
I watched this with my dad this morning (it was around maybe 1 am) and like maybe 5-15 minutes ago I was called because my grandma and dad wanted to know what I wanted for dinner after that was established I said "Welp, I'm not needed anymore, adios amigos" and my dad said "arriva durchie losers" and I just burst out laughing, and I declared to myself that I hate my laugh. 👍😬😁
Nick constantly trying to make Danny laugh while he’s trying to hold his breath
So close to 500 subs
@@LibanReactsTo bruh
I literally cried tears laughing at the scarf not splitting, and seeing Danny legitimately struggle more than he assumed he would
the seat going down as slow as physically possible got me
@Doofy cringe
I know I actually started choking from laughing so hard 😂
So Fucking funny 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂
24:43 btw if you wanna go back to this part
"GIMME YOUR- GET-GET-GET IN THE CAR!"
danny, 2021
When the fake kidnapper said “GOTCHA GIRLIE!” I paused eating my enchiladas and burst out laugh for absolutely no fucking reason
the two tufts of hair that stick out of the "mask" when nick is not wearing it, is hilarious, I also love the fact he just put the glasses on over the mask instead of just taking them off
fr lmao
He can't see without them wym "take them off" lmao
Bruh he blind
He needs to see don't he?! 😂
he’d see everything blurry but better than the mask lmao
Why does the narrator sound like she’s trying to talk like Snow White
Ballsack
Here's the twist: it IS Snow White. She works in Troom Troom channel.
when you’re kidnapping someone, whistle while you work!
She sounds like a barbie malfunctioning
I wonder if it’s the original Troom troom narrator just talking in a higher register or if it’s a different person
danny casually busting through duct tape multiple times is so funny lmao
Heard someone say Troom Troom is just fetish content and I haven't been the same since. They're too correct
My respect for Danny after not buying his kidnapper a tv 📉📉📉
going down ?
@@jiabarrett Of course! Everyone knows that not buying your kidnappers tvs is the most utterly disrespectful, horrendous, horrific, dastardly, wicked thing one could ever do in one's lifetime.
I'm honestly disappointed in Danny he didn't even at least buy them a PS5
Lol why is this so funny 😭
“Umm well actually he didn’t buy the kidnapper a tv because it wasn’t a kidnapper but his friend”🤓🤓🤓
As someone taking a self defense class, do NOT try to break their neck. It's better to elbow, back kick, or stomp their feet
and its better to not be charged for murder when you escape!
What should you do if they are choking you from behind in a car? When you can’t kick, stomp ect.
@@David1Beast2 you push the car seat backwards to crush him. It’s like you weren’t even paying attention.
go for the eyes and the groin too if you get the chance!
@@David1Beast2 you wear a velcro scarf in such situations but jokes aside the poster is right
Nick being in this aged like milk
why?
why???
When she was in a chokehold and reached back I was surprised because I thought they were going to show her grabbing him and quickly throwing herself forward to throw him on the ground, a legitimate tactic that my brother in the army taught me, but I was NOT prepared to see her just- Snap his NECK-
*nick, fighting back tears* : "why is the mouth hole so big???"
That mask reminded me of the masks in mucha lucha lol. I used to love it as a kid.
LMAO
Is Danny trying to say that Nick talks too much lmao
"Guns don't kill people, criminals kill people, and criminals are guns" needs to be merch
Sounds it was be something from Welcome to NightVale
They’re basically still saying guns kill ppl
@@silentstormshadow2755 that’s the joke Lol
I legit thought he was gonna quote the postal dude
"Guns dont kill people. I do."
holy shit yes
12:12 "I've got a couple things to craft before my big day tomorrow! It's currently 11PM."
Me for every high school project.
Personally, i think the socks she was wearing are scarier than the actual robbers
oh boy i hope someone gets kidnapped in this one!!! i say this on every single one of danny's videos
Wtf nick
Agreed
I agree I feel like this is the video
@@_Shae__ don't be rude to nick >:[
nick you should use your manifesting abilities for good !!
It's not KIDNAPPING. it's deviously licking someone. Get with it, Danny.
Look at this absolutely naughty lick I got today
Ransom in bio
Unlike deviously licking people, normal-licking people is a crime, don’t do it guys
@@SketchUT *licks*
I *may* have missed the fact that you said ‘devious,’ and I *may* have gotten slightly concerned.
@@SketchUT Unless they explicitly into it.
The fact there are 3 people watching Danny get strangled LMAO
I'm starting to think instead of "gotcha girly," one of the kidnappers is saying, "Catch her girly"
when danny went from the dramatic “ahh, ahhhh” to “oh crap, he’s actually choking me” but continuing on laughing with nick as he was getting strangled and nick just pointing out he feels like he’s actually choking him while still going full force with it made me burst out laughing. he choked him OUT 😭
Feel like I've been in similar situations screwing around with friends xD
i didn't get exactly what u said until it happened in the video and now i'm literally crying
Lmaoo 😂
the fact that he was just fully cracking up while actually choking made it so much funnier 😂😭
Remind me to not kidnap Danny!! Seriously. That would be illegal and weird
I am the first reply
@@euy8593Etjgb_ yes you are Chad. Yes you are
REMINDER DONT KIDNAP DANNY
ayo??? why u need that reminder??? 🤨🤨🤨
He might reward you for putting in effort to kidnap him and give you a tesla?👀
“Cuz I’m definitely not showing my toes lol n camera for you creeps,” makes me crack up
Also, that ski mask is BeaUTIFUL 💜
I think I’m ready to say, officially, that this is my favorite video Danny’s made. The way he delivers lines in the first half that aren’t technically jokes are funnier than most of the actual jokes.
“Just get out of the car” at 8:15 is a line that has no right being that funny. Only Danny could make that line funny because it’s such an easy layup to the point that it’s not really even a joke. And I love Nick at 26:10.
I desperately want to know specifically which jokes in his videos are pre-written and which ones are on the fly. I think he said it’s like 70% scripted and 30% ad lib.
I need that 30%! Kinda surprised I haven’t seen any Gregs take a stab at making a compilation video of jokes they think are in that 30%. I think the comments section would be really fun.
I can just imagine a person saying to a judge "I'm not the criminal, that gun is! It told me to pull the trigger and his friends the bullets flew out of him at insane speeds."
Ballsack
Is this not the plot of men at arms
Troom Troom’s newest video: “how to get away with homicide”
Bruh
the gun: "don't blame me, the bullets were the ones who killed them."
“I feel like I was choking you for a while, dude”
“Yeah you WERE.”
@@johnfran3218 what the heckerdoodle are you going on about buddy
What
"and im not gonna expose my feet for *FREE* for you physcos"
WHAT DO YOu MEAN DANnY?!
oh that last one is like a legitimate escape method that I've seen from far more reputable sources than troom troom lmao