The World's Creepiest Dating Show

I know I was 10 but why didn’t they ask me to be one of the pink’s I would have crushed it

“Curvy girls make my junk twitch” is the strangest sentence I’m ever heard

I just think it’s funny how one of the “Pink”s is named Violet. Like whoever picked her thought “ah yes her name is also a colour, that’s close enough”

“curvy girls make my junk twitch” has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard.

i wanna see a show where celebrities reject their creepy obsessors

Saying she’s “animal friendly” makes it sound like no animals were harmed in the making of Pink

This guy would date the real Pink, then constantly blame her for acting like Pink wrong. lol

We were on the football team with Nick. He was a great guy... until... he took a really bad hit during practice. He was unconscious for a week. The TV in his hospital room was put on MTV, they had a 5 day Pink marathon... He was never the same after that. Anyway, let's help get Nick his personal Pink.

imagine if this show aired now, it'd just be people wanting real versions of their fictional crushes

Just for context, P!nk is an animal rights activist and she does aerial gymnastics in her shows, so those weren't totally irrelevant. I swear I'm not the guy in the video

It's so ironic how the show plays "Stupid Girl" when the main guy talks about his obsession with pink, since that song is all about criticizing the objectification of women

“Curvy girls make my junk twitch” absolutely DESTROYED me

The trivia contest is the one thing that actually does make some sense in this case, I think. Because I feel that ideally this Nick guy would want to meet someone who is just as obsessed with Pink as he is. Someone who looks like Pink is one thing, but if she doesn't also know everything about her, then what would they even talk about? Don't get me wrong, this show is creepy as all hell, but it makes more sense to pair up a nerd with a similar nerd rather than someone who just brings to mind the thing he's obsessed with. I mean, I'd much rather date someone who loves 90s PC games as much as I do rather than someone who looks like a 90s PC game character (can you even imagine that?).

The simplest answer to all of this is just that the show is completely staged. Like for the bedroom it looks like they just rented an empty house for the day and spent max $200 to fill it with posters, a bed, and a couple other things.

the funniest thing about this show is that everyone in Nick's friend group has the

I mean... Pink is still fantastic at gymnastics! LOL

I just have to point out how ironic it is that he says he likes Pink cuz she cares about animals yet he literally has a hermit crab with a painted shell which is awful for their health

I love how in the beginning they show her music video to Stupid Girls, which is literally about how women shouldn't dumb themselves down and pretend to be someone they're not just to impress a man and garner attention.

"Let's ignore the real problem" would be most reality shows

what if people did this with anime characters