Billionaire's Son Trying To Be Relatable

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    Bobby Misner may be the son of a billionaire, but he's just like me and you! He goes on lavish vacations, has a private jet, and never has to work! Wait... that's what normal people's lives are like right?
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  • @theworldisgoingtoend8985
    @theworldisgoingtoend8985 5 년 전 +2326

    14:48 they just drive off and left the girl there. She's probably still there.

    • @katiannaa.2476
      @katiannaa.2476 5 년 전 +26

      And the camera man 😂

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 5 년 전 +30

      She probably got arrested while they just left her there

    • @Thendistus
      @Thendistus 5 년 전 +56

      This is why his friend kept making sure they remembered to bring the whole crew this time. They are pretty bad about leaving members of their crew around apparently.

    • @sinaqs-6926
      @sinaqs-6926 5 년 전 +18

      Well, that's why you always have to make sure, you've got a full crew.

    • @martyr3068
      @martyr3068 5 년 전 +13

      Oh god, that girl was barely wearing anything, ya think she's freezing?

  • @applejuice9591
    @applejuice9591 4 년 전 +5512

    *”If he was a spice he’d be flour”*

    • @iwilltakeyourpassword453
      @iwilltakeyourpassword453 4 년 전 +120

      So-someone said that. Dont ask who

    • @astralangeldragon6725
      @astralangeldragon6725 4 년 전 +45

      Of he was a book, he’d be two books

    • @LosianOne
      @LosianOne 4 년 전 +84

      Dont even give him flour, flour is useful af and can have great flavor when cooked properly.

    • @gamecomic4072
      @gamecomic4072 4 년 전 +126

      No he's dust on top of the spice rack

    • @kimonokat1928
      @kimonokat1928 4 년 전 +2

      @Apple Juice - I want to like your comment, but I'll ruin Jesus' 444

  • @sebzeyt2327
    @sebzeyt2327 년 전 +4602

    being born as a richkid is like turning on creative mode in minecraft

    • @fergusonover604
      @fergusonover604 년 전 +156

      Furthermore: is like turning on creative, getting stacked in diamonds and weird materials, make a kick ass fortress out of bedrock and a lot of crap no effort, and get enchanted weapons and armor
      ...
      And then "the effort you out in this game shows when you're determined enough"

    • @DontUputThatEvilOnMe
      @DontUputThatEvilOnMe 년 전 +176

      Except you don’t have to turn it on. Your copy of Minecraft just has creative mode on all the time and you cannot turn it off. You don’t know that everyone else plays Minecraft by mining and chopping trees for hours. While you just build whatever you want.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 년 전 +28

      Very good analogy.

    • @humzakhan3962
      @humzakhan3962 년 전 +28

      And then you get bored of playing the game

    • @DontUputThatEvilOnMe
      @DontUputThatEvilOnMe 년 전

      @@humzakhan3962 and that is when Epsteins are born.

  • @arcaithsarchive211
    @arcaithsarchive211 년 전 +664

    I believe the expression is "you can't polish a turd, but you can roll it around in glitter".

    • @creativia6639
      @creativia6639 년 전 +10

      I didn't know this one either, but I will use it in the future. It was already worth it coming here :D

    • @nadaespecial4198
      @nadaespecial4198 년 전 +22

      It has quotation marks, someone said that, it must be true

    • @wooferus1235
      @wooferus1235 년 전 +7

      I mean, you can polish a turd but you're just going to make a mess

    • @__4762
      @__4762 11 개월 전 +12

      Every time I hear something about polished turds I think of that Mythbusters episode where they actually polished a turd.

    • @sleepydevilz
      @sleepydevilz 4 개월 전 +5

      @@__4762
      WHAAAT

  • @Poincianaa
    @Poincianaa 4 년 전 +2242

    "you sonof a bi.."
    Bobby: "llionaire?"

  • @madokafied
    @madokafied 3 년 전 +12249

    kids when they get 5 dollars:

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 년 전 +929

    Don’t forget that they also went to the lounge to drink alcohol… before driving rented, ridiculously fast cars. Sounds completely legal 👍🏻

  • @thelanktheist2626
    @thelanktheist2626 년 전 +2818

    P.S: the only people who say “you shouldn’t critique Bobby for ditching his mom because you act like you wouldn’t do the same” are only saying that to deflect from the fact that they are the ones who would totally abandon their mom for their daddy’s money.

    • @jay_deavyon
      @jay_deavyon 년 전 +184

      As someone who’s dad thought love was buying people things and after a series of other events cut him off…. This is 100% correct. No amount of money could stop me from being there for my mom

    • @pheonixfire8791
      @pheonixfire8791 년 전 +85

      Anyone with a bit of common sense will see this to be true. His mom took care of him for 15 years, I suppose that his dad was only present at least once a month, just for him to abandon her at the first sight of $$. Pain.

    • @cinderellaskeleton6720
      @cinderellaskeleton6720 년 전 +75

      I mean i'd abandon my mom but mine's a crack addict who took me to crack dens so to each their own

    • @Unchartedvlogs
      @Unchartedvlogs 년 전 +28

      That’s what I’m thinking right. I mean I don’t know anything about this situation but was his mom treating him nice? I’m not saying anything…I don’t know

    • @no1uno388
      @no1uno388 년 전

      I would do that, my mother sucks

  • @greenferns8903
    @greenferns8903 4 년 전 +12157

    his literal only personality trait is being straight

    • @anyak1203
      @anyak1203 4 년 전 +596

      green ferns no it’s beautiful girls... duh

    • @xerxesriddle1821
      @xerxesriddle1821 4 년 전 +308

      Maybe not even that

    • @bigjilms
      @bigjilms 4 년 전 +771

      Rich ppl think being rich is a personality

    • @overseasonedlamb5604
      @overseasonedlamb5604 4 년 전 +239

      He’s cabeagirsexual
      That’s pronounced
      Cah-bee-grr-seck-shoe-all
      A combination of cars and beautiful girls

    • @name-yu3xk
      @name-yu3xk 4 년 전 +37

      being straight is not a personality trait

  • @raspberry3805
    @raspberry3805 4 년 전 +7940

    Bobby: gets annoyed that people stereotype type him
    Also bobby: continues to be a stereotype rich boy

    • @bencooper2722
      @bencooper2722 4 년 전 +41

      Why does an Australian American sound vaguely Eastern European?

    • @ZDV1116
      @ZDV1116 4 년 전 +5

      lol

    • @Trowo
      @Trowo 4 년 전 +12

      @@bencooper2722 cuz Europe is in between of them?

    • @Blake4625kHz
      @Blake4625kHz 4 년 전 +5

      Raspberry :3 , it would be more interesting if he had been dead for 20yrs...
      as suggested..

    • @cucumberco
      @cucumberco 4 년 전 +2

      stereotype type..?

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 년 전 +272

    “Dear, Mom:
    I’m leaving your broke azz!”
    Love, Bobby.

    • @ShodaiGojira-xn3xk
      @ShodaiGojira-xn3xk 년 전 +28

      "Get left lmfaoooo 💀💀💀💀💀"
      - Sincerely, Bobby Misner

    • @mathiaswilhelm1902
      @mathiaswilhelm1902 5 개월 전 +4

      “Ugh mom… I’m ahhh a few million behind on studio rent… could you help me out for old time sake? Pwees 🙏🥺”

    • @judedude4915
      @judedude4915 개월 전 +1

      Love, Bobby was left out of the quotation because he did not, in fact say that.

  • @Magicallynotreally
    @Magicallynotreally 년 전 +339

    Mannnn I just hate when I do illegal things in a foreign country AND GET CAUGHT!!!!😢😡

    • @laylakindafruity
      @laylakindafruity 년 전 +33

      Ikr it's so annoying when all I was trying to do was illegal racing and I may have almost hit a pedestrian 🙄

    • @nada3492
      @nada3492 10 개월 전 +11

      SMH too relatable! 🤦‍♀️

    • @lesbianshrimp_
      @lesbianshrimp_ 9 개월 전

      Truly can't believe these foreign police officers have the AUDACITY to even pull me over! Don't I bribe them enough!!

    • @Elementrotten
      @Elementrotten 3 일 전

      I feel bad for South Africa. Luckily we won the world cup to make up for it😏

  • @sarahhoward6409
    @sarahhoward6409 3 년 전 +5342

    kids with $10 as they stroll into the school book fair:

  • @BakaPai
    @BakaPai 5 년 전 +4481

    It’s like that guy thinks “beautiful girls/parties/fast cars” are personality traits.

    • @thefirstface4575
      @thefirstface4575 5 년 전 +41

      Who is Robyn Loxly? Dairy milk, pyjamas and beautiful...screaming toddler.
      YOUR TURN.
      TeLl Me AbOuT yOuR pErSoNaLiTy .
      (We get to leave out drug addictions and disabilities and sexuality and character defining mistakes that people think of when they hear your name? IM IN.)

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 5 년 전 +11

      What's sad it's that if not all, most people think that, usually they hang into something and let that define them. It can be their job, exercising or dieting, watching movies or series, doing a sport, even their sexuality, etc. They usually use that as a cue for what they are, and always talk about that to the world, it's like they aren't someone who likes something, but someone who IS something.

    • @kaunisrumilus
      @kaunisrumilus 5 년 전

      Exactly hahaha

    • @cialpeachh4781
      @cialpeachh4781 5 년 전

      Lifestyle not personality

    • @erigor11
      @erigor11 5 년 전 +7

      Well, is the capitalist culture.

  • @thegamerpokemon5767
    @thegamerpokemon5767 년 전 +645

    Bobby's video looked like it was made on a budget... And 98% of that budget was spent on the cars

  • @luna_sunny1726
    @luna_sunny1726 9 개월 전 +125

    I love how bobby kept saying he only likes fast cars, beautiful girls and parties. Truly sounds like a deep person.

    • @clarkmichaels822
      @clarkmichaels822 7 일 전

      I hope the writing on the screen is his because the handwriting looks like that of a toddler.

  • @michellemiller3753
    @michellemiller3753 3 년 전 +9966

    Proof that no matter how much money you have, you can't buy a personality.

    • @meli555a
      @meli555a 3 년 전 +64

      Michelle Miller underrated comment

    • @spicymami6468
      @spicymami6468 3 년 전 +13

      Don't be too quick to judge pple just bcos they are privileged
      Kindness>>>personality

    • @michellemiller3753
      @michellemiller3753 3 년 전 +372

      @@spicymami6468 What has he done to make you think he's kind? The way he objectifies women? Or the way he only care about cars and parties? He hasn't done anything to make me believe he's admirable, kind, generous, or likeable.

    • @Cosmiichu
      @Cosmiichu 3 년 전 +155

      @@spicymami6468 he's disgusting selfish and narcissistic

    • @bengroundsell8321
      @bengroundsell8321 3 년 전 +75

      You mean a good personality. You can buy a personality but it will most likely be shit

  • @enderorwilbur8610
    @enderorwilbur8610 3 년 전 +10735

    He really said “I’m not like other girls” but with more steps

  • @lenayamamoto
    @lenayamamoto 년 전 +160

    Well, all I learned from this video is, why his father sold the company. When you have a son like this, you don't leave him a company

  • @TheHardInfo
    @TheHardInfo 10 개월 전 +152

    Bobby is that same type of person that would call them selves a creative director and not know what it means

  • @ellielong6542
    @ellielong6542 4 년 전 +27055

    the fact that he categorizes "beautiful girls" as just another method of enjoyment for him really speaks volumes about what type of guy he is tbh

    • @nikidon99
      @nikidon99 4 년 전 +2004

      Rich guys act like girls are just processions on their arms

    • @Lily80278
      @Lily80278 4 년 전 +2182

      dude did just up and leave his mom for money so :/

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 년 전 +57

      Ellie Long HAHA

    • @maureenrussell7829
      @maureenrussell7829 4 년 전 +83

      you'er at 999 likes! i'm not going to ruin that

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 년 전 +136

      @@nikidon99 *possessions

  • @dionesdisciple3329
    @dionesdisciple3329 4 년 전 +7268

    He's literally "I'm not like other girls" personified but as a bratty millionaire kid lmfao

  • @evillustrator5218
    @evillustrator5218 11 개월 전 +129

    has anyone ever wondered how cool it would be to actually be called greg, so when watching danny’s videos, you have your name in the background and are repeatedly referred to as your own name? just me?

    • @astroze4319
      @astroze4319 7 개월 전 +9

      just you, me and the 32 other people

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

    Money can buy happiness but it can't buy you a fucking personality

  • @cheshirecat7819
    @cheshirecat7819 4 년 전 +3630

    "My favorite color is red."
    -Bobby, a 23 year old

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 년 전 +191

      Well, my favourite colour is also red, but I'm basically a child so I can say that without it being weird. He's a grown ass man, nobody gives a shit about his favourite colour. And not to mention, no one asked.

    • @javierplushkid4148
      @javierplushkid4148 4 년 전 +19

      Ali LordOfTheSkies 😂😂😂😂😂I agree

    • @emmareiman64
      @emmareiman64 4 년 전 +84

      @@alilordoftheskies5079 Yeah it feels like 'oh man, uh, how do people introduce themselves, how do I make myself more interesting and seem like a normal everyday person? Colors work right? I got a favourite color, everyone does, yeah, that'll do it' So it just comes off as sloppy and out of place.
      I mean yeah I could say what color I like, if it was relevant to the topic at hand, which it often isn't.
      Heck, when I write stories I don't have my character info's listing their favourite colors, it's just so situational or minimal {I'm about to think of some fav colors just for the heck of it now, it'll not ever be relevant, but it'll be extra}

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 4 년 전 +26

      @@emmareiman64 I agree completely. I have a specific thing I do with my art where I associate a colour with a character for line art so everyone is different, so I need to have a set colour for each but I don't give a shit about rich boys favourite colour.

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 4 년 전 +2

      I'm crying LMAOOOO

  • @emilydiekemper9053
    @emilydiekemper9053 3 년 전 +4560

    14:45 "Getting arrested in a foreign country is not very fun." Then maybe you shouldn't have been breaking laws in a foreign country, genius.

  • @Walidanukasa
    @Walidanukasa 년 전 +300

    This always gets me: He has all this money and could do great things with it. He could pay people to clean beaches or buy rainforest to perserve it. He could film it and still make videos about something significant.

    • @moyai2555
      @moyai2555 년 전

      why don’t you? you have money

    • @SoupyMittens
      @SoupyMittens 년 전 +32

      @@moyai2555 not enough to do much though

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 11 개월 전 +20

      @@moyai2555 Not that kind of money lmao.

    • @danielto6847
      @danielto6847 10 개월 전 +10

      @@moyai2555 u sound slow

    • @leonardonetagamer
      @leonardonetagamer 5 개월 전

      ​@@SoupyMittens"enough"? If everyone did this, even just the "poor", the problem would be resolved. The rich arent responsible for everyone elses problems.

  • @madeegaindraws
    @madeegaindraws 년 전 +30

    6:18 you wanna know this shot is so weird? because it feels like he's following you through an alley, like a horror movie and youre slowly walking backwards while he gets closer, holding a knife behind his back

  • @anon2339
    @anon2339 5 년 전 +6021

    Im really tired of these spoiled rich brats claiming to be "artists". Its real easy to love "filmaking" when you've got the money to buy the nicest cameras, hire a team, and travel the world. These people didn't have to make their way using subpar equipment until theyre good enough to make money and upgrade. If he's so passionate about "film" why is that alley scene shot so badly? He's relying on his drone shots and nice equipment to trick people into thinking its well done. It isnt, and its an insult to real artists who grind away at a vocation thats hard to make pay well, all because we have a genuine passion for it

    • @tb1391
      @tb1391 5 년 전 +362

      anon Also, he has money. He could go to film school and learn the craft he claims to be so passionate about, but I think he likes the idea of being a filmmaker more than anything

    • @oggyboggy8692
      @oggyboggy8692 5 년 전 +31

      anon
      I get what you mean but you don't necessarily have to work really hard to be an artist. You can draw a stick figure and call it art

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 년 전 +195

      You know it's a bit more complicated than that. Art has meaning, evokes emotions. Anything can be art, but there has to be intention and passion behind it.

    • @anon2339
      @anon2339 5 년 전 +139

      @@handfulmousefly my point exactly... there's no passion here. The only way he can think to qualify his love for it, is to say he likes it more than beautiful women and fast cars. While he might consider that big stretch for him, seems that's all he thinks about, most artists can be alot more articulate in what drives them to make art- because there's passion there

    • @anon2339
      @anon2339 5 년 전 +64

      @@oggyboggy8692 yes you do, and only people who aren't artists say shit like that. Real artists know art is nothing but hard work

  • @GHanBax
    @GHanBax 8 개월 전 +19

    Omg he's so relatable, he has a favorite color too.

  • @emimew
    @emimew 년 전 +67

    I didn’t watch Bobbys videos and have no idea how his relationship with his mom was, but it seems like she wasn’t a bad parent and must have treated him good. I get that 15 is a “difficult age”, but I’m still in disbelief how a person can leave another person that easily, after they cared and loved you. Especially for such passing materialistic things like money. It seems like Bobby will mentally stay 15 for the rest of his life…

  • @chrisftw9285
    @chrisftw9285 5 년 전 +6351

    "I'm not like most rich kids, I leave the person who single-handedly raised me for my dad and his money."

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 5 년 전 +89

      CONTRADICTIONS ALERT

    • @instaedits2897
      @instaedits2897 5 년 전 +59

      ყơų զųoŧɛɖ ŧɧąŧ!!! Ćơקყřıɠŧɛɖ. ɖơ ŋơŧ "řɛ۷ıɛɯ ყơųř ٳɛɠąٳ ơקŧıơŋŞ."

    • @Angelface11
      @Angelface11 5 년 전 +77

      IKR! Biggest d bag ever.

    • @wetjerry3267
      @wetjerry3267 5 년 전 +5

      600th like, yay!

    • @haybish172
      @haybish172 5 년 전 +85

      Mr. OJ man that really does piss me off actually. I hope he spoils his mother

  • @arandom7595
    @arandom7595 4 년 전 +8738

    if i had a dime for every time he clasified girls as objects i would be a billionare and still have a bigger personnality than him.

  • @BrookeRhodes-ht3ex
    @BrookeRhodes-ht3ex 7 개월 전 +29

    I live in a very well off family, I can confirm having money isn't hard, and I'm very grateful for my living conditions

  • @KenziDW
    @KenziDW 년 전 +63

    as a skateboarder that was the most insulting kickflip ive ever seen... and on a penny board😭

  • @heinrichmuller7974
    @heinrichmuller7974 4 년 전 +7551

    his voice sounds like he's not quiet sure which accent he's supposed to have but hey, what'd you expect from an australio-american, raised in england who parties in france

    • @SkillSMB
      @SkillSMB 4 년 전 +228

      exactly lol
      i think i lost my remaining two brain cells by simply listening to his voice...

    • @galacticluminals717
      @galacticluminals717 4 년 전 +111

      And vacations in South Africa

    • @Jvxlca
      @Jvxlca 4 년 전 +4

      @@galacticluminals717 legit

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 년 전

      Heinrich Muller LMAOOO BYEE 💀

    • @CourtneyCoulson
      @CourtneyCoulson 4 년 전 +14

      It's a real train wreck of an accent.

  • @TheExperiment1337
    @TheExperiment1337 4 년 전 +4391

    The way he brags about his dad, is how my 3 year old son brags to his friends that I bought him icecream or a Lego set.

  • @pillowpilots2626
    @pillowpilots2626 년 전 +25

    His mom is the luckiest person in the world . Damn! somehow she dodged an un-dodgeable bullet .

  • @AutumnIsFalling331
    @AutumnIsFalling331 2 개월 전 +9

    Honestly this inspires me. Knowing that there are people that have so much money, power, and opportunity at their finger tips and they'll still choose to squander it on soulless, unnecessary interests to try to make up for their lack of a personality. Yeah, money can help get you a lot of things, but it can't buy you talent, a personality, or drive.

  • @obsidian_wolfie_1332
    @obsidian_wolfie_1332 4 년 전 +1820

    New product: rich kid trying to be quirky
    Personality not included
    Mother sold seperately

  • @polarcat0156
    @polarcat0156 3 년 전 +2327

    *“I’m not like the other rich kids; I’m 10X worse.”*

    • @Noahhhhh1
      @Noahhhhh1 2 년 전 +5

      LOLL

    • @eggsammich2513
      @eggsammich2513 2 년 전 +10

      And a dead ghost

    • @natsumehide3978
      @natsumehide3978 2 년 전 +1

      Lmao

    • @randomweirdo1639
      @randomweirdo1639 2 년 전 +10

      He isn’t that bad. Though if I ever meet him and during the conversation a knife just HAPPENS to fall into his throat… I mean accidents do happen.

    • @ericmerante8745
      @ericmerante8745 2 년 전 +10

      @@randomweirdo1639 yeah sometimes knives move around on its own and it's pretty normal.

  • @MusicHandsAbrupt
    @MusicHandsAbrupt 년 전 +40

    This is so weird! From his black turtleneck, to his fifty seven year old face, to his odd voice. He is demented, literally. He is the epitome of a privileged life.

  • @cy9056
    @cy9056 년 전 +55

    been four years and that dude is still putting billonaires son in the title of his videos

    • @jirou6228
      @jirou6228 2 개월 전 +4

      Because that is all he will ever be, just a billionaire son lol

  • @lionone457
    @lionone457 4 년 전 +4976

    For someone who loves filmmaking, he’s really bad at it

    • @thomaskole9881
      @thomaskole9881 4 년 전 +160

      Well, I love lasagna; doesn't mean I'm good at actually making lasagna tho...

    • @charmainexylia5053
      @charmainexylia5053 4 년 전 +75

      I mean, he's pretty young. Maybe he wasn't able to do any filmmaking while living with his Mum and he's still learning, friend.
      If he isn't yet, I hope takes some classes in it. Exploring and further improving your passion can be great.

    • @renren5992
      @renren5992 4 년 전 +162

      didn't you hear him? he said he was good at it so obviously he has to be

    • @th3_pr0phecy
      @th3_pr0phecy 4 년 전 +35

      I love drawing but the thing is I cant draw

    • @thatonerandomperson2856
      @thatonerandomperson2856 4 년 전 +1

      Your likes now say 666

  • @soglazgo
    @soglazgo 5 년 전 +636

    "I'm not like most filthy rich kids... I started a production company with daddy's money" Uhh is anyone gonna tell him

    • @zwan6740
      @zwan6740 5 년 전 +21

      Glas Gogh Hey, he just gave him a small loan of a million dollars.
      Fuck, that’s an old meme.

  • @dollarstorevodka
    @dollarstorevodka 3 개월 전 +9

    He wants to be a filmmaker but I can tell this man doesnt have an artistic bone in his body

  • @Dire-Locke
    @Dire-Locke 년 전 +34

    I do feel sorry for him. He is completely oblivious and probably only surrounded by people who like him for his money. Thats got to be lonely at the end of the day.

  • @AirLight1646
    @AirLight1646 5 년 전 +856

    “I’m not like other rich kids, I’ve been dead for 20 years.”
    Lmao

    • @eth4501
      @eth4501 5 년 전 +1

      @27PersonCrazy lmaoooo that's exactly what i was gonna say

  • @handarule
    @handarule 3 년 전 +4739

    "Bobby's not like other 23-yr-olds" yeah Bobby looks like he's a 46 yr old marriage counselor wtf

  • @polkadottca
    @polkadottca 11 개월 전 +8

    "Your life, is like a movie and you're the main character; so why wouldn't you make it the greatest movie you've ever seen?"
    If my life was a movie I would have ended it

  • @ezoni8438
    @ezoni8438 년 전 +51

    we dont hate rich kids cuz they're rich, we hate rich kids cuz they're in their own world.

  • @TheOfficialTX
    @TheOfficialTX 3 년 전 +5914

    "he is not the average billionaire son" because he is a millionaires son

    • @Shijueditss
      @Shijueditss 3 년 전 +68

      His dad owns other companies

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 년 전 +62

      @@Shijueditss watersheep is better

    • @broom0882
      @broom0882 3 년 전 +11

      @@LeHyperTech Agreed 🤚

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 년 전 +7

      @@broom0882 EPIC

    • @finlandjourney6065
      @finlandjourney6065 2 년 전 +80

      @@Shijueditss Owning them is not selling them. So he doesn't have access to billions. Meaning his personal wealth isn't billions. Jeff Bezos for example has billions in his own name. That is a true billionaire.

  • @whatsaname7844
    @whatsaname7844 3 년 전 +2175

    Why do I feel like his ‘friend’ is just someone he hired to pretend to be his friend lmao

    • @T-Bone99
      @T-Bone99 3 년 전 +3

      StxrryDream yeah I was thinking that, too.

    • @Angel-be7je
      @Angel-be7je 3 년 전 +16

      lmao and he probably paid him to roast him like friends do but it was akward

    • @eileenzm0911
      @eileenzm0911 3 년 전 +4

      I see that u like kpop. I respect you.

    • @Ja-jq7pc
      @Ja-jq7pc 3 년 전 +11

      He paid him to act like a friend.
      To not feel lonely and not flex with his money alone.
      He paid him to be a "friend".
      That's why you see these awkward shots of him "roasting" bobby.
      He was paid to do that.
      No one with a personality this trashy can have a real friend.

    • @keneokeke200
      @keneokeke200 3 년 전 +2

      @Justin Z or maybe he's friends with him for status??

  • @lightningarcade
    @lightningarcade 년 전 +8

    just in case anyone was wondering, the quote "Art is the closest we can come to understanding how a stranger really feels." was said by Roger Ebert 🤓

  • @lonewolf711_
    @lonewolf711_ 6 개월 전 +5

    “Im pretty good at filmmaking!”
    No background music, long unnecessary pauses, one take, an uncomfortable amount of negative space

  • @akshivgulati2986
    @akshivgulati2986 4 년 전 +1839

    Brother looks like he puts cocaine instead of salt in his food.

  • @mercymainbtw8132
    @mercymainbtw8132 4 년 전 +5444

    His personality is literally a tuna sandwich with a cup of water...

    • @Mara-yf1se
      @Mara-yf1se 4 년 전 +59

      Weird but strangely true

    • @ivangordy8957
      @ivangordy8957 4 년 전 +184

      How dare you insult tuna sandwiches and water. His personality is "shoot me with a shotgun in my dumb fucking face"

    • @maxkane1684
      @maxkane1684 4 년 전 +126

      His personality is beautiful girls, fast cars, and parties

    • @BlackRose-rp7kv
      @BlackRose-rp7kv 4 년 전 +51

      This comment has 10x the personality of bobby, id rather stare at this comment for an hour than watch 1 hours worth of bobbys videos

    • @lkim9634
      @lkim9634 4 년 전 +44

      Impossible. I would enjoy a tuna sandwich.

  • @muikku69
    @muikku69 년 전 +13

    Love how the cops showing up is a minor inconvenience to them

  • @RobloxKid123
    @RobloxKid123 8 개월 전 +7

    300,000,000 + 0 = 1,000,000,000 (real math approved by real billionaire)

  • @rockybmku
    @rockybmku 5 년 전 +5647

    23yrs old? Is that a joke? He looks like a well kept 47yr old.

    • @xfire3778
      @xfire3778 5 년 전 +12

      rockybmku Danny or Bobby Misner

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 5 년 전 +200

      XFire
      Danny looks 15 lol

    • @rainbowfish1587
      @rainbowfish1587 5 년 전 +244

      @@xfire3778 Danny looks 12, Bobby looks 50

    • @rockybmku
      @rockybmku 5 년 전 +116

      XFire Bobby. Danny has that sweet baby boy face. Lol.

    • @KahenaRocha
      @KahenaRocha 5 년 전 +4

      Thanks for saying it

  • @14GILBEM
    @14GILBEM 5 년 전 +4575

    Imagine being able to afford being this disconnected from reality

  • @SurvivinginCreative

    I love how he tries to use a messy childlike font to try and be artsy but instead it just looks like a kid using his dad's editing software. Which is probably the case.

  • @DisturbedGeneration

    "Being rich is hard".
    How? You always have food, you always have a roof, you always have every basic need..

    • @galaxydeathskrill5607
      @galaxydeathskrill5607 년 전

      Not to talk how you can literally afford to study whatever you want...
      UNLIKE ME :D, the accountant that wants to be an artist

  • @syrmor
    @syrmor 5 년 전 +20767

    Money can't buy self awareness

  • @fluffydoggo3489
    @fluffydoggo3489 4 년 전 +3853

    He clearly dropped out of school because he doesn’t know the difference between a 300 million dollars and 1 billion dollars

  • @corkizone
    @corkizone 년 전 +18

    9:55 Pretty sure he placed the camera on the those terminal conveyor belts. That's why it's so low and why it's looking through glass. SO they took extra time to make sure that the angle was going to capture them.

  • @LindsayDaly
    @LindsayDaly 5 년 전 +7227

    Bobby: Legendary musician, Julian Perretta
    Me: Who?

    • @puddingissleepy
      @puddingissleepy 5 년 전 +599

      *THIS* is truly relatable

    • @jamiesanders193
      @jamiesanders193 5 년 전 +562

      Perretta sounds like an appetizer

    • @thechickenmaster6543
      @thechickenmaster6543 5 년 전 +314

      Legendary like pokemon, only 1 town has heard or them and there is only one

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 5 년 전 +284

      Thought it was just me being a dumb teen

    • @shadowmaster5689
      @shadowmaster5689 5 년 전 +7

      relate-able and youtube said there was 3 comments but even before this comment there was 4

  • @mokih6na
    @mokih6na 3 년 전 +2675

    he basically was talking about girls as OBJECTS

    • @bunnyjihan828
      @bunnyjihan828 3 년 전 +7

      Ku'uipomailani yeah and how are there no reply’s haha

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 3 년 전 +104

      So true. He’s like my dad got hella rich and we were able to get girls and cars. Like they’re an object the same as a jet

    • @amirmokrane366
      @amirmokrane366 3 년 전 +71

      Fun fact: people who watch a lot of porn end up seeing girls as objects or tools

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 3 년 전 +51

      Amir Mokrane true dat. Some porn I think is fine but most of what’s out there is super degrading

    • @sita487
      @sita487 3 년 전 +58

      @rubiiFPS they are not. u are seeing them as objects, and thats a personal problem

  • @AceofTunes
    @AceofTunes 10 개월 전 +6

    I am going to be honest, I am half way through and haven't seen a single redeemable quality of this guy

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 년 전 +5

    Is Bobby referring to himself in the third person at the beginning? Soooo relatable 💕💕

  • @bungafungaoongahunga
    @bungafungaoongahunga 4 년 전 +5003

    Bobby: I’m a misfit, I’m an intellectual filmmaker
    Bobby actually: I LIKE FAST CAR ME VROOM VROOM, I LIKE LADY CAUSE ME STRAIGHT

    • @r0ry-12-
      @r0ry-12- 4 년 전 +118

      Bonnie Swan-Kloos this spoke to my soul

    • @kannabear
      @kannabear 4 년 전 +36

      Ah yes.

    • @Rock-iw7ov
      @Rock-iw7ov 4 년 전 +23

      You're the only person Ive ever heard whos referred to being straight like it's weird or something.

    • @SuperNate234
      @SuperNate234 4 년 전 +114

      @@Rock-iw7ov The joke is that it's not weird and it's normal, making him not a misfit.

    • @Rock-iw7ov
      @Rock-iw7ov 4 년 전 +3

      @@SuperNate234 ya ik

  • @justaduck3615
    @justaduck3615 4 년 전 +5554

    Bobby is so rich he can only talk in third person.

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 년 전 +198

      Bobby is disappointed with bobby,get it together bobby.

    • @Johia_Mapping_2
      @Johia_Mapping_2 3 년 전 +26

      Bob is disappointed in you green space dorito

    • @justaduck3615
      @justaduck3615 3 년 전 +36

      Kingdom of Germania Bobby has no ground to stand on, as Bobby has no redeeming qualities.

    • @caitlin.b5915
      @caitlin.b5915 3 년 전 +9

      Lonely Menace101 Bobby said this

    • @lixonzito2481
      @lixonzito2481 3 년 전 +11

      Kingdom of Germania
      "dumbass p e r i d o t" im crying

  • @yuifato
    @yuifato 11 개월 전 +8

    I mean bro didn't have to abandom his mom 💀

  • @Sohcahtoa14
    @Sohcahtoa14 4 개월 전 +4

    5:02 was a quote made by Roger Ebert, a film critic, which I guess is why it is relevant to Kandyland Productions

  • @autisticbookworm9686
    @autisticbookworm9686 5 년 전 +763

    this is so weird to me. the dad showed no interest in the son for 15 years....then suddenly the kid wants to leave his mom and live with him? it must have broken the mom's heart to see how materialistic her kid is. I hope he does some growing and realizes he can do a lot of good with that money, instead of wasting it on 5 more cars and parties.

    • @revolverocelot3441
      @revolverocelot3441 5 년 전 +1

      NAAAAHHHHHH FAM IMMA BUY ME SOME WHORES WITH THE MONEY

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 5 년 전 +9

      revolver ocelot why you buying yourself?

    • @JT-xo8xi
      @JT-xo8xi 5 년 전

      @@revolverocelot3441 what money?

  • @j.r.765
    @j.r.765 4 년 전 +4187

    He could not afford to get someone with better handwriting.

  • @mabus4910
    @mabus4910 년 전 +5

    10:25 My theory is that they put the camera onto one of these people conveyor belts and used the one going in the other direction and that is why they are seemingly dancing.

  • @talbotdorr682
    @talbotdorr682 년 전 +25

    😂😂😂 bro you’re killing me. I’m just now finding your videos and they’re some of the funniest I’ve ever seen

    • @grant0012
      @grant0012 년 전 +4

      Ikr i am starting to love danny

  • @cheesecheese6950
    @cheesecheese6950 3 년 전 +17310

    "Your life is a movie and you're the main character, so why don't you make it the greatest movie you've ever seen?"
    Because I'm the main character and not the director.

  • @marius4151
    @marius4151 4 년 전 +4108

    the way he just talks about “beautiful girls” makes me so uncomfortable

    • @tsuki7616
      @tsuki7616 4 년 전 +46

      m p right?

    • @abbigailk8420
      @abbigailk8420 4 년 전 +136

      Straight up cringe 👌

    • @tsuki7616
      @tsuki7616 4 년 전 +12

      Abbigail K lol

    • @tetrisjesus3932
      @tetrisjesus3932 4 년 전 +85

      dude probably lives by the -very inspirational- quote "i don't want to catch pokemans, i want to catch womans" unironically

    • @diamond_dogs
      @diamond_dogs 4 년 전 +25

      Yeah the ones in his basement

  • @jojor6464
    @jojor6464 년 전 +5

    he could do so much stuff with his money basically rescueing thousands of people, but no this guy has a vision -bad selfmade commercials
    I can’t describe how mad this makes me

  • @gamerpotato8775
    @gamerpotato8775 10 개월 전 +11

    It's fun to see how Danny hasn't changed over the years

  • @silentsepulchre2725
    @silentsepulchre2725 4 년 전 +1802

    His face looks like the default one before you customize your character.

    • @NiyaLoves
      @NiyaLoves 4 년 전 +12

      AAHHHAAA😂😂

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 4 년 전 +6

      Is that supposed to be an insult?

    • @NiyaLoves
      @NiyaLoves 4 년 전 +26

      @@Mecal21 are u a human

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 4 년 전 +1

      @@NiyaLoves pretty sure I am

    • @NiyaLoves
      @NiyaLoves 4 년 전 +20

      @@Mecal21 now that should also be the answer to your question...yes

  • @jaquelineluz3082
    @jaquelineluz3082 5 년 전 +639

    The awkward pausing when he's talking to the camera reminds me when Dora asks the most obvious question
    "Can yOu find the bridge?"
    -long pause -
    "ThERE it is!"

  • @MYMAINWHYTRY
    @MYMAINWHYTRY 8 개월 전 +3

    He made a video called making French people jealous. That really shows you what kind of person he is

  • @computercrowd1064
    @computercrowd1064 년 전 +4

    15:20 "Maybe they never tried to market it to the billionaire spelunking crowd"
    - Someone

  • @Rachy2049
    @Rachy2049 4 년 전 +34728

    Bobby is proof that all the money in the world can't buy you a personality

  • @tebooy78
    @tebooy78 5 년 전 +1931

    He speaks like a child and has the charisma of a brick... get this man more money

    • @spoopep
      @spoopep 5 년 전 +19

      Maybe he'll turn into a baby if you do that

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 5 년 전 +10

      Intelligence is +0 and charisma -100

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 5 년 전 +27

      “Charisma of a brick” is actually just so accurate it hurts

    • @cyagami90
      @cyagami90 5 년 전 +2

      @@gingergamergirl98 ikr that line is still making me scream laugh

    • @trydodis690
      @trydodis690 5 년 전 +2

      Raeleene Snider
      luck +1000000000

  • @Inspiringami
    @Inspiringami 년 전 +9

    😂😂😂😂 "idk what a kickflip is" so from what you showed, he didn't even do a skateboard trick. He did that thing where it's like a mirror. He showed the same side of skateboard on both sides of screen. Made it look like a trick. I don't usually watch this type of stuff, but ITS SO FUNNY. And entertaining to me!!

  • @pink99644
    @pink99644 년 전 +7

    Bobby: Saying his not a stereotypical spoiled kid
    Also Bobby: Leaving his mum to be with his rich dad

  • @janes8714
    @janes8714 5 년 전 +1248

    “do you know what I love” cocaine? is it coke, bobby?

    • @saaya8964
      @saaya8964 5 년 전 +21

      ,,yeah dude, coke really lets me tap into my IMMENSE creative potential for my SUPER COOL videos, man''

    • @aethermeow
      @aethermeow 5 년 전

      "Is it crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?"

  • @shaggyat5power112
    @shaggyat5power112 5 년 전 +3441

    Litterally no one knows who that "legendary" musician is.

    • @aine0388
      @aine0388 5 년 전 +128

      shaggy at 5% power honestly

    • @myajanette
      @myajanette 5 년 전 +176

      shaggy at 5% power yeah. When he said their name, I was like, “who???”

    • @luzlopez7495
      @luzlopez7495 4 년 전 +27

      JanetteSparks same

    • @nini-fq3tb
      @nini-fq3tb 4 년 전 +44

      Yeah imma Google him
      He’s a british singer/songwriter
      And he makes pop music, soul and dance music
      I love google

    • @koolaid1838
      @koolaid1838 4 년 전 +44

      I’m surprised there wasn’t that one person who was like “I do”

  • @caecae2413
    @caecae2413 년 전 +6

    “I’m really good at filmmaking” * has someone else filming him constantly*

  • @ilikeindiemusic
    @ilikeindiemusic 9 개월 전 +4

    as a european there is nothing more embarrassing than bragging about living in europe

  • @leftyvideoproductions1805
    @leftyvideoproductions1805 3 년 전 +13256

    Bobby: yeah not all rich kids are bad
    Also Bobby: *leaves mom for money*

    • @moth300
      @moth300 3 년 전 +205

      👁️👄👁️
      🌑👄🌑
      👁️👄👁️

    • @talonapex9775
      @talonapex9775 3 년 전 +214

      If anything this video proves that money does not = happiness.

    • @imjune8373
      @imjune8373 3 년 전 +7

      @Mazz Maxx obviously.

    • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
      @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 3 년 전 +235

      @@talonapex9775 and yet it is more comfortable to cry in a Lamborghini than in a bicycle

    • @talonapex9775
      @talonapex9775 3 년 전 +8

      @Mazz Maxx and your point is?

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 년 전 +3728

    okay but if he was a “normal kid” until he was freaking fifteen why doesn’t he know how to talk or behave like a human

    • @faestreya
      @faestreya 4 년 전 +417

      I have a feeling that his family was better off originally than he lets on, maybe they lost some money until his dad sold the company but he definitely has the personality of all the upper middle class brats I knew in high school.

    • @mattbins
      @mattbins 4 년 전 +25

      He's pretentious

    • @nine-vi7rw
      @nine-vi7rw 4 년 전 +56

      Cause having shit ton of money and fame generally changes you. Like some people fantasize about being rich and then not having to give a damn about anyone anymore. Things like these reveal your true character.

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 4 년 전 +5

      Why is his favorite thing buying cars, jets, and women 🥴😂??? Please exblain!

    • @nekro6897
      @nekro6897 4 년 전 +5

      When he says rich but not to rich he means millionaires still

  • @commondeathadder822

    Bro looks like the vegan teacher💀💀💀

  • @alexlouis9424
    @alexlouis9424 년 전 +4

    The "candy" he meant isn't confectioneries. The fact that he placed girls, parties, and "candies" in the same line of thought tells you he meant cocaine.

  • @sir_alphabetsoup8178
    @sir_alphabetsoup8178 5 년 전 +2175

    Hes like the "quirky" tumblr girl of the rich kid community 💀

    • @avabeyva
      @avabeyva 5 년 전 +131

      Ya mean like the girls at highschool that wear vintage/high end clothes, air pods and vape juuls to top off with a copy and paste personality, but complain about how "misunderstood" they are? Agreed, he's is pretty much the gender bent version of them.

    • @briannaknight8195
      @briannaknight8195 5 년 전 +43

      Siraaa_ B. Lol XD I’m like so weird! Like I have money and stuff, but I’m not like the other rich kids! I like partying and hot girls. I’m so quirky

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 5 년 전 +4

      @@briannaknight8195 *in sing-song tone* Contradictory statemeeeents

    • @knowah1556
      @knowah1556 5 년 전 +2

      @@eldritchabomination9726 was that a bojack reference
      Kinda like saying in a sing song voice
      That was my intteeennttiioonn

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 5 년 전

      @@knowah1556 I have no idea what bojack is

  • @MrsBees
    @MrsBees 3 년 전 +9206

    He's the oldest looking 23 y/o EVER.

    • @bam9266
      @bam9266 3 년 전 +225

      I'm embarrassed that I'm in the same generation with him.

    • @bellatr1xz
      @bellatr1xz 3 년 전 +403

      Deadass he looks like a 30 year old

    • @user-hj7tj6qj1k
      @user-hj7tj6qj1k 3 년 전 +256

      waittt he’s 23? he looking like he 38 lmao💀

    • @LeHyperTech
      @LeHyperTech 3 년 전 +18

      @@bam9266 generationE = the person being always exiled no one want to be with

    • @gotbellers
      @gotbellers 3 년 전 +73

      He looks like he is 35 acting like acting like a 40ish man trying to be a 20 year old kid