HORROR MOVIES THAT WOULDVE NEVER STARTED IF BLACK PEOPLE WERE THE CAST

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  • 게시일 2016. 10. 19.
  • lmfao these are a few horror movies that wouldve never started if black people were the cast LMFAO I swear we just dont let shi like this happen to us.
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  • @IlyassProds
    @IlyassProds 5 년 전 +10306

    That boy said “pack your shit, were leaving.”
    💀💀 so calm

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels 4 년 전 +9868

    "What a great house! Tell me about this place."
    "Well, three people died in h-"
    *Leaves*

    • @Blankblankblankblankblankblank
      @Blankblankblankblankblankblank 4 년 전 +289

      Lewis Baools 😂😂😂 so fycking true the white homies would have been like cool

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos 4 년 전 +22

      same with the whites and reds and blues and blacks and greens. and every color. but there all diffrent. never the same

    • @pikapika3198
      @pikapika3198 4 년 전 +26

      @@TSProductionsVideos Trust me I would live in a house someone died in if it was the last house on Earth.

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos 4 년 전 +1

      @@pikapika3198 same. i think we all would.

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos 4 년 전 +4

      @@pikapika3198 its either 1% chance of death or 99%

  • @bojangles7132
    @bojangles7132 년 전 +3387

    "Boy get cho dumbass outta here before you get jumped" had me in stitches lmao ahahaha

    • @NickolaiPetrovitch
      @NickolaiPetrovitch 년 전 +16

      For real Lmao

    • @wist8278
      @wist8278 년 전 +5

      fr

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 년 전 +158

      What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 년 전 +7

      What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

    • @sggsquadpresents
      @sggsquadpresents 년 전 +27

      @@jackbauer408 True just corner scream and make em suffer

  • @joshuawainaina8103
    @joshuawainaina8103 년 전 +5491

    "Take a left here I think it's a shortcut "
    "Nah bro the GPS say take a right"
    "Oh $#!t, aight then"
    The shortest movie ever had me dying in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @liliakovacs6943
    @liliakovacs6943 4 년 전 +5627

    In horror movies, there are two types of people:
    1. The white cheerleader who is babysitting
    2. The black person who dies at the beginning for some random cosmical reason

    • @lamedrawing2251
      @lamedrawing2251 4 년 전 +223

      @@kiamaria331 that's some cabin in the wood sh*t

    • @AQGOAT24
      @AQGOAT24 4 년 전 +62

      @@lamedrawing2251 cabin in the woods was a parody of horror movies

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 4 년 전 +93

      The black guy always dies by having a logical reason that he plays out until hes almost finished and ends up getting killed in the car OT when hes about to sleep.

    • @joe8551
      @joe8551 4 년 전 +102

      Lilia Kovács the black person is there for a long enough time (like 1-2 opening scenes) so the writers can say they’re being diverse and then they die

    • @adrianasabode1583
      @adrianasabode1583 4 년 전 +17

      The white blonde girl is the first to die though

  • @raymondkubiak1044
    @raymondkubiak1044 5 년 전 +5617

    “He looks distraught”
    “Hes clearly telling us to turn around”
    “Yeeah..”
    *swipes blinker*

    • @iloveprettyfeetwomen8331
      @iloveprettyfeetwomen8331 4 년 전 +23

      Raymond Kubiak underrated 🤣😭☠️

    • @themerovingian4252
      @themerovingian4252 4 년 전 +6

      Hahahahaha oh man it's so funny because it's racist ! Hahahaha hilarious

    • @NeoConker626
      @NeoConker626 4 년 전 +110

      @@themerovingian4252 and there's the triggered guy. Always one lol

    • @dan8601
      @dan8601 4 년 전 +14

      @@themerovingian4252 I mean... is it?

    • @asinine8143
      @asinine8143 4 년 전 +41

      @@themerovingian4252 how is that racist lmfao

  • @bunny_0288
    @bunny_0288 년 전 +1886

    The Jeepers Creepers one made me laugh so hard. "Ain't nothin for us that way." Lol.... Y'all noped out of that so quick. lol

  • @amandabear328
    @amandabear328 년 전 +394

    “He look DISTRAUGHT”
    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrJDaniels
    @DrJDaniels 4 년 전 +23742

    - Dude whats that sound coming from your basement?
    - That ain't none of my business
    Credits roll in

  • @Lazylewo
    @Lazylewo 4 년 전 +3972

    "How'd he get over there?!?"
    "I must've dropped him"
    "Dropped him in the corner?!"

    • @irmajestic24glover30
      @irmajestic24glover30 4 년 전 +35

      Dude Sandstorm he had me dying lol

    • @dc9067
      @dc9067 4 년 전 +3

      666th like

    • @manestrengthandcourage7121
      @manestrengthandcourage7121 4 년 전 +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kbkillerbrown679
      @kbkillerbrown679 3 년 전

      I paid 50$

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 3 년 전 +6

      what scares the hell out of my is my great grandparent has a life sized chucky doll she used to play with as a kid. it literally looks like chucky in his teens. we now have it and im not allowed to destroy it. i mean its been in the house for like idk 15 years and nothing has happened so im safe i think.
      now that i said that we are all going to die tomorrow.

  • @ridzkiandiyono4773
    @ridzkiandiyono4773 10 개월 전 +369

    “Him having a knife don’t make him clean! That’s some demonic shit!”
    This line is really spot on and still kills me til today 😂

    • @KeepRockKin
      @KeepRockKin 7 개월 전 +5

      Then when he left him with the doll was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @markelabanks4808
      @markelabanks4808 6 개월 전 +3

      "Where he go Ant"?! 😂

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 4 개월 전 +1

      "How he get over there Aff!?" 😂😂😂

  • @salleymudd5488
    @salleymudd5488 년 전 +52

    "Unknown caller" ( *puts phone back down* )
    I felt that in my soul. I never answer unknown numbers - probably a lot of frustrated serial killers out there.

    • @evecarrington562
      @evecarrington562 년 전 +4

      🤣😅

    • @jamesmohan7301
      @jamesmohan7301 2 개월 전 +5

      One time I was bored and answered one of these callers by blowing an air horn in the speaker then hung up.
      Boy when I tell you it was quiet for a good day.

  • @ethanbenner6995
    @ethanbenner6995 4 년 전 +12205

    He ain’t possessed, Desmond just stubbed his toe

    • @WillAyeAmNot
      @WillAyeAmNot 4 년 전 +537

      Desmond be steppin on too many legos, my man's had enough of it😂

    • @ElieHenry
      @ElieHenry 4 년 전 +124

      @@WillAyeAmNot that killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lwsncd6464
      @lwsncd6464 4 년 전 +21

      Hahaha

    • @sexyladyakb
      @sexyladyakb 4 년 전 +35

      Ethan Benner right! Or hit his elbow

    • @NeverRests
      @NeverRests 4 년 전 +10

      That's good XD

  • @razielslaughter3332
    @razielslaughter3332 7 년 전 +5169

    "Ain't nothing for us that way."😂😂

  • @EmeralSoul
    @EmeralSoul 년 전 +459

    6 years later this is still funny as hell and I'm so happy to see where you 6 years later and where you'll be in 6 more

    • @dryames4319
      @dryames4319 10 개월 전 +9

      Big facts. It’s been a pleasure to watch their come up.

    • @imamzawadurrahim3755
      @imamzawadurrahim3755 3 개월 전 +1

      Seeing this after many yrs too, it's awesome

  • @_CrissoN
    @_CrissoN 년 전 +72

    "First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll" 😂😂

  • @sparechainge
    @sparechainge 4 년 전 +3948

    *Freddy walks in*
    "Ohhhh, he thought we was sleep!"💀💀

    • @njm_le
      @njm_le 4 년 전 +112

      Mortyy VC sleep is for the weak lmao we don’t sleep

    • @Coco-chrispy
      @Coco-chrispy 4 년 전 +18

      Mortyy VC lmaooo

    • @vatolato9021
      @vatolato9021 4 년 전 +3

      Anaya Smith who?

    • @gigaman-8971
      @gigaman-8971 4 년 전 +13

      i know lmao i tought that was the funniest one bro!!!

    • @freddybigs10
      @freddybigs10 4 년 전 +3

      Shows you how smart they are, I only exist on your dreams.

  • @jAYROCCS1x
    @jAYROCCS1x 4 년 전 +3880

    first of all, yo grown ass went & got a doll... *SECONDLY*

    • @Steven.901
      @Steven.901 4 년 전 +160

      Your old ass got a doll with a knife and a fucked up face

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 4 년 전 +25

      Mmmm he wondering about the real sh***

    • @adrianaluna8721
      @adrianaluna8721 4 년 전 +9

      This is the part where we ask why does he need a doll...Unless it's to shoot a reboot for A Haunted House 2- when Marlon Wayans marries a white chick with kids and ends up going crazy for a freaky-looking doll in his step-daughter's room...

    • @loveskyless
      @loveskyless 4 년 전 +15

      *you thought that was clean*

    • @wisehuman2084
      @wisehuman2084 4 년 전 +1

      He didn't need another reason after that,to return that haunted-ass doll.

  • @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman

    "GPS says go right" "aight" sorry these people are too intelligent for a horror movie😆😆😆

    • @DS-ld8ns
      @DS-ld8ns 년 전

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      Since he is able to invade the lives of near everyone who has a cell phone, He drives people who are lonely to other lonely people so they can build a connection.
      He has been using the collective data on these peoples phones to heal the pain in this world.
      Since his power isn't used in malice he continuous to grow more rapidly and spread further
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      The love passage you never Knew you had.
      in Theaters 2024

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 년 전

      I’m not blac but they say black people are pre intelligent

    • @rne4127
      @rne4127 년 전 +1

      What if the GPS was wrong?

    • @Nopeasaurus
      @Nopeasaurus 년 전 +2

      What if the GPS was possessed?

    • @rne4127
      @rne4127 년 전

      @@Nopeasaurus I could see that occuring also. There have been videos of people driving off of the road because of gps. Or the phone.

  • @gracehowell.
    @gracehowell. 년 전 +248

    I've never seen any of these films, but I know enough about horror movie reputations to see how freaking accurate this is. I really enjoyed it! I wish we'd had videos like this in our creative writing course.

    • @alwhite1879
      @alwhite1879 년 전 +8

      I've seen all of them and that is what makes it so funny.

    • @kittykatz4001
      @kittykatz4001 년 전 +3

      Ditto! I haven’t seen these films, but it’s still funny bec I know the horror film trope.

    • @edgevalmond6173
      @edgevalmond6173 7 개월 전 +2

      Seriously? They used to air these movies all the time.

  • @kellyagyeman696
    @kellyagyeman696 4 년 전 +7586

    White people: let's have some fun (whips out a Ouija board)
    Black people: aight *imma head out*

  • @angelicscythe565
    @angelicscythe565 4 년 전 +9115

    Plot twist: Desmond wasn't possessed, he just stubbed his pinkie toe

  • @eviltwin4760
    @eviltwin4760 년 전 +29

    Keepers Creepers 2: “He telling us to turn around”
    “Ok it ain’t nothing for us that way”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @okdude2422
    @okdude2422 년 전 +29

    "Your grown ass went and got a doll" lol

  • @raidersx9609
    @raidersx9609 4 년 전 +4712

    Random guy: telling them to turn back
    Them: turns back
    Movie director: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @aleciasmith-mclean3927
    @aleciasmith-mclean3927 4 년 전 +2896

    They forgot the #1 black rule for The Exorcist ~ Black people don’t investigate. They just leave.

    • @Andrea.P.
      @Andrea.P. 4 년 전 +199

      Matter of fact, I'm staying in my room. I'm not investigating shit.

    • @sierra2846
      @sierra2846 4 년 전 +93

      I mean they gotta make sure the homie wasn't jumped 😬

    • @its_taps
      @its_taps 4 년 전 +31

      Bullshit, you need to see for yourself before drastic moves are made

    • @jadenmarshall6496
      @jadenmarshall6496 4 년 전 +1

      Andrea P then ur white asf

    • @Devin3Anthologie
      @Devin3Anthologie 4 년 전 +23

      okay! And how about always follow the cat or any animal running the other direction 😂

  • @curtiswhiteheadjr1322

    2:15 “Ain’t nothin for us that way.” Old Skool Wisdom right there 😆

  • @yeetbra9485
    @yeetbra9485 년 전 +112

    As soon as the paranormal activity one came up I knew what was coming, but it still had me on the floor 🤣

  • @SwastikSwarupDas
    @SwastikSwarupDas 4 년 전 +5305

    Dark alley with dangerous sounds coming
    White people : Aight imma head in

    • @kevinramage1839
      @kevinramage1839 4 년 전 +100

      Underrated comment 💯

    • @dreaxil_lixir
      @dreaxil_lixir 4 년 전 +44

      Mayne! 😂😂

    • @XtodaL
      @XtodaL 4 년 전 +34

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jointlucas8187
      @jointlucas8187 4 년 전 +26

      Crimes that wouldn't have happened if whites were cast would be a more accurate vid than this...

    • @HZGamingVR
      @HZGamingVR 4 년 전 +3

      @@kevinramage1839 Underrated because he is like the 5th person that posted that same shit or similar hahahaha

  • @_spilled_milk_pro-champion3871

    "Welp, turn this around. . . Ain't nothing for us that way." That's how everyone should react to the obvious red flags in horror movies.

    • @_cmbkobe
      @_cmbkobe 4 년 전 +7

      _Spilled_Milk_ Pro-Champion-at-Life i’m 1000 like

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 년 전 +59

      But they just go straight to the red flag 💀😂

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 년 전 +5

      @@_cmbkobe good job

    • @Ulfgood
      @Ulfgood 년 전 +41

      Top 3 stupidest decisions to make in Horror movies: go where the killer is, go to investigate, go to the red flag.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 년 전 +6

      And in real life

  • @KerryFairbanks
    @KerryFairbanks 년 전 +15

    00:42 is just legit one of the funniest things I've seen. Leland just dancing in the back, Desmond no shirt. Classic and terrifying for anyone to walk up on.

  • @SkittlesandKit
    @SkittlesandKit 년 전 +19

    Years later, "Ain't nothing for us that way" still cracks me up.

  • @22dallas1
    @22dallas1 3 년 전 +12039

    I’d like to think that these events actually take place before each movie, and the horror villain of the movie decides to go and haunt white people instead.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 년 전 +386

      Bruh lmao

    • @zacknowlin3214
      @zacknowlin3214 3 년 전 +225

      Omfg I love this comment 😂

    • @dirtporcelain
      @dirtporcelain 3 년 전 +266

      Micheal Myers goes to Harlem and thinks he got a deal on 3 tee-shirts for $50 when the sign says $15 each.

    • @carvtheduck
      @carvtheduck 3 년 전 +13

      LOL

    • @CCheeks84
      @CCheeks84 3 년 전 +11

      😭😭😭

  • @sherrellbrown5056
    @sherrellbrown5056 4 년 전 +13218

    "There 'aint nothing for us that way"
    Couldn't have said it better XD

    • @liquidicy
      @liquidicy 4 년 전 +68

      you put the apostrophe in the wrong place

    • @holycrapitsjohnceena6007
      @holycrapitsjohnceena6007 4 년 전 +402

      @@liquidicy You didn't start your sentence with a capital letter.

    • @liquidicy
      @liquidicy 4 년 전 +20

      @@holycrapitsjohnceena6007 SHSHSHSHSSHHHHH

    • @godtype9706
      @godtype9706 4 년 전 +24

      @@liquidicy Well considering "ain't" isn't a real word. 😂

    • @MJ82939
      @MJ82939 4 년 전 +9

      that had me DYING!!!!

  • @thattrocket
    @thattrocket 년 전 +22

    The Exorcist one had me laughing, if someone saw their friend screaming on the floor they would want to get the fuck out as well😂

  • @sohaibmir2727
    @sohaibmir2727 년 전 +105

    Thank you so much for your videos. Today has been an awful day for me, and you have helped make it better and allowed me to smile and laugh when nothing else will 💯

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 년 전 +5415

    "I don't answer unknown numbers."
    I'm sayin'. 🤷

    • @selestielwolf7949
      @selestielwolf7949 4 년 전 +192

      I don't even answer numbers I have programmed into my phone. You have to text me I don't do all that calling bs

    • @Agari..
      @Agari.. 4 년 전 +61

      @@selestielwolf7949 that seems slightly autistic but ok

    • @selestielwolf7949
      @selestielwolf7949 4 년 전 +46

      @@Agari.. yeah I have Asperger's Syndrome actually.

    • @MaryamMful
      @MaryamMful 4 년 전 +80

      @@Agari.. why need to label everything, Someone is not sick just because they don't answer phone calls, many don't do that

    • @fionastout3389
      @fionastout3389 4 년 전 +24

      I just watch it ring. 😂 They can leave a voicemail.

  • @chxnzhe1633
    @chxnzhe1633 4 년 전 +5532

    plot twist:
    desmond just stubbed his toe that’s it

  • @doctorplagus7138
    @doctorplagus7138 년 전 +31

    You all are the pure voice of reason. I have shared with my friends to watch and learn. Thank you so much. Great video, laughed hard.

  • @exp037a
    @exp037a 년 전 +21

    The paranormal activity one got me dying 😂

  • @sladegenshin5090
    @sladegenshin5090 4 년 전 +15819

    Plot Twist: Desmond isn’t possessed he just stepped on a Lego

  • @bencantrell1
    @bencantrell1 3 년 전 +5104

    “First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll”

    • @redroll1935
      @redroll1935 3 년 전 +281

      "Secondly: you thought that was clean?"

    • @Muipyro
      @Muipyro 3 년 전 +140

      Thirdly you sleeping with that

    • @brianrinkanya
      @brianrinkanya 3 년 전 +36

      Mannz already at the door😭😭😩

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 3 년 전 +42

      Any doll at a thrift store has me running the other way, even if it´s like a princess, those things are creepy af.

    • @beelzebub469
      @beelzebub469 3 년 전 +4

      Lmao

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 년 전 +59

    OMG, I laughed way harder at this video than I thought I would. Well done guys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GG-ip3ru
    @GG-ip3ru 년 전 +10

    *The silence* from the paranormal activity one got me 😂
    Edit: And “ain’t nothing for us that way” VIBE

  • @ethancobabe2420
    @ethancobabe2420 5 년 전 +9411

    I need that as an actual line in a horror movie. " boy get your ass outta here before you get jumped." XD

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 4 년 전 +410

      Lmao that would be awesome. But if jason was the killer that shit would not work

    • @madjaster9620
      @madjaster9620 4 년 전 +256

      Ruby H.
      Ikr lmao he’s near immune to pain and weapons, words and 4 dudes threatening to jump him isn’t really gonna stop him from marching in there with his machete and chop the black outta them

    • @phoenixomega3641
      @phoenixomega3641 4 년 전 +181

      @@madjaster9620 lol i wanna hear a line in a movie saying ," chopped the black outta them"

    • @Yadid1
      @Yadid1 4 년 전 +159

      @@madjaster9620 He couldn't do shit. No way in hell one white boy in a mask outrunning 4 black guys running for their lives.

    • @user-km8od7jp2t
      @user-km8od7jp2t 4 년 전 +6

      @@Yadid1 mhm

  • @zaib7041
    @zaib7041 3 년 전 +7930

    White Kid : Wou wanna go in that abandoned house ?
    Me : No
    Roll Credits

  • @skysingh6845
    @skysingh6845 년 전 +24

    Never have I ever laughed so hard at 2am in the night

  • @Seaguardian80
    @Seaguardian80 년 전 +24

    I messed up watching this while eating. Too accurate. 🤣🤣 To paraphrase my late grandmother: when shit is going down, you don't grab a flashlight to get a better look.

  • @mr.e6289
    @mr.e6289 4 년 전 +3448

    guy: "wow this house is great, and it's cheep"
    House: "GEEETTTT OOOUUUTTTT"
    guy: "it's to bad we can't stay"

    • @marquishester9874
      @marquishester9874 4 년 전 +35

      Eddie Murphy: Delirious lmao. Classic
      krplus.net/bidio/edKEmIV_nLCvf6A

    • @ceej2475
      @ceej2475 4 년 전 +24

      😂😂😂😂😩😩 this had me dyinggggg

    • @mr.e6289
      @mr.e6289 4 년 전 +10

      @@marquishester9874 yep, thanks i couldn't remmeber the name of the stand up

    • @useryoungsexy
      @useryoungsexy 4 년 전 +4

      Too

    • @thisguyhd6591
      @thisguyhd6591 4 년 전 +4

      Cheap*

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix 4 년 전 +5029

    Lmao the jeepers creepers one had me dying XD
    "Oh he tellin us to turn around"
    "Alright let's turn around, nothin for us that way"

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun 4 년 전 +11

      Nice

    • @jenuskudo8572
      @jenuskudo8572 4 년 전 +68

      They were going home.
      Nothing for us that way.lets turn around since some random dude/crazy telling us to turn around. Seems legit.

    • @onlyonemitch5049
      @onlyonemitch5049 4 년 전 +10

      Yep. Follow the rules

    • @ytnasir8561
      @ytnasir8561 4 년 전 +41

      Sailendranath Murmu I would turn around

    • @jenuskudo8572
      @jenuskudo8572 4 년 전 +1

      @@ytnasir8561 really? Then I am saying leave you tube and never come back.
      So are you gonna leave because I told you to?

  • @catiscray4133
    @catiscray4133 년 전 +17

    I lost it at "ain't nothing for us that way" during the Jeepers Creepers 2 bit. 😂😂💀

  • @yuri_aspect822
    @yuri_aspect822 년 전 +6

    2:18 "Me after a taco bell"

    • @jaesynarana3085
      @jaesynarana3085 년 전

      Me after having McDonald's sprite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐐🤣

  • @ReaIities
    @ReaIities 4 년 전 +2731

    White dude: Yo we should investigate that house, heard it was haunted.
    Black dude: Hell naw.
    *Credits roll in*

  • @kadaysiabutmrs.kimtaehyung7894

    "Get your shit, we gotta go.."

  • @keddricklamont9763

    This funny. I was with yal on every one except Friday 13th... I ain't jumping Jason. Yal gone be a good distraction for my escape.

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 개월 전 +1

      In friday the 13th it was his mama the killer and she was a normal human being

  • @aminahreviewsstuff

    The first one had me dying cuz I NEVER answer no caller ID... 😂😂😂 my doctor office has to leave a voicemail lolll

  • @Lh0000
    @Lh0000 3 년 전 +8631

    The reason the black guy always dies is because if he didn’t he’d solve the whole plot single handedly

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 년 전 +274

      3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

    • @homie_zack3915
      @homie_zack3915 3 년 전 +253

      @@diddly_bop bruh wtf r u even saying ?😂😂😂

    • @WriterofWorlds
      @WriterofWorlds 3 년 전 +15

      Yep

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 년 전 +42

      @luvfey your right in scary situations I just sing the pi song 😔

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 년 전 +29

      @@homie_zack3915 the pi song👁👄👁

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 6 년 전 +2435

    First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll.
    When you put it like that...😂

  • @babybopper9665
    @babybopper9665 년 전 +4

    The exorcist one 😂 and the way he was peaking around the wall 😩🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @grantwilson4506
    @grantwilson4506 4 년 전 +42797

    "If common sense was used in horror movies"

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 년 전 +1116

      @@diddlenfiddle7311 white guys in horror films

    • @diddlenfiddle7311
      @diddlenfiddle7311 4 년 전 +83

      @@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 eh?

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 4 년 전 +671

      Diddle n Fiddle it’s a joke chill

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 4 년 전 +203

      Nah the Jason one would just get you all killed

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 4 년 전 +60

      Ascended seriously why?

  • @landonharris7480
    @landonharris7480 4 년 전 +1399

    Seller: So, just so you know, 17 people died in this house. Some people committed suicide, others, murdered. White family: Sounds good to me.

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 4 년 전 +60

      Landon Harris You kinda described American Horror Story: Season 1.

    • @leonlitgaming7905
      @leonlitgaming7905 4 년 전 +82

      Black people:Then why the fuck you selling me this house dumb fuck

    • @jalynnwilliams6170
      @jalynnwilliams6170 4 년 전 +14

      Trolling Flash21 🤣🤣

    • @ericaammons1541
      @ericaammons1541 4 년 전 +4

      Lmao

    • @ericaammons1541
      @ericaammons1541 4 년 전 +3

      Funniest comment tho(17 PEP 😂)..I JUST SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON NETFLIX HAUNTING SERIES...LIKE REALLY!!!...
      SELLER: YOUR OK WITH LIVING WITH DEAD PEP
      OH YEA SURE...WE CAN FIND AWAY TO COEXIST TOGETHER,SO WHERE DO I SIGN?
      😀😀😀

  • @Footballazz
    @Footballazz 8 개월 전 +4

    Every few months i come back to this video, shit is still elite😭😭😭😭
    Especially nightmare on elm street 😭

  • @SaiyanMaster1
    @SaiyanMaster1 년 전 +5

    Can’t jump that boy Jason now lol 4:53

  • @sophieblink3176
    @sophieblink3176 4 년 전 +7044

    everyone gangsta until they reach Get Out ...

  • @Jarod-sm5rf
    @Jarod-sm5rf 3 년 전 +8240

    Desmond isn’t possessed he just found out he got a girl pregnant.

  • @me21464
    @me21464 16 일 전 +3

    As a 53 year old woman who is scared of horror movies, and has only seen Child’s Play, pieces of a Michael Myer’s movie, and the head spinning scene in the Exorcist….thank you for the warnings 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jerrycourtney
    @Jerrycourtney 6 개월 전 +6

    Came back for my annual re-watch. Still funny all these years later

  • @nathanbelay2529
    @nathanbelay2529 4 년 전 +5866

    Nobody:
    White People: Hey Guys, wanna EXPLORE

    • @AD45
      @AD45 4 년 전 +353

      Time to colonize

    • @ryguy1483
      @ryguy1483 4 년 전 +123

      @@AD45 As a white man, even I gotta admit that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 4 년 전 +9

      @@AD45 British Empire

    • @shitpants1345
      @shitpants1345 4 년 전

      YeAh SuRe

    • @lovemiki5198
      @lovemiki5198 4 년 전 +29

      @Gray Kin I am a white girl, and well...that's true in most of those horror movies.

  • @Imjust_J7
    @Imjust_J7 4 년 전 +4236

    Lmfaooo they really had Desmond screaming like that😂😂

    • @ReapTheWhirlwind
      @ReapTheWhirlwind 4 년 전 +78

      I thought it was a Caleb video tbh.

    • @chrisfire7244
      @chrisfire7244 4 년 전 +29

      I couldn’t stop laughing man

    • @moaphy
      @moaphy 4 년 전 +5

      Nugs VT 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @poppunkrock141
      @poppunkrock141 4 년 전 +31

      imagine how their neighbors felt hearing a guy screaming for ten minutes while they filmed sjfhshsh

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 년 전

      XD im crying

  • @Joyboy_Manoy
    @Joyboy_Manoy 년 전 +1

    Yo coming back to this video after how big rdc became over the years. Yo love to see the growth keep going.🎉❤

  • @whoopie8107
    @whoopie8107 년 전 +2

    0:47 I never noticed Leland dancing in the background😂

  • @lifeasjam515
    @lifeasjam515 4 년 전 +2571

    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 4 년 전 +14189

    White folk: Thanks for coming to my party! Now let's do something real fun. (Whips out a Ouija board)
    Black folk: Well, nice knowing y'all. I'll see y'all on the news tomorrow.

    • @nasheextant3898
      @nasheextant3898 4 년 전 +193

      I visited a friend and he whipped out a ouiji board and I did in fact agree to use it
      ... Nothing happened lol

    • @tobiethecactus9548
      @tobiethecactus9548 4 년 전 +584

      As a white person i can say that I hate watching horror movies, not because they scare me but because of how everyone is always so stupid in them

    • @marialawson75
      @marialawson75 4 년 전 +20

      Roflmao I actually did that.

    • @tjjjj66
      @tjjjj66 4 년 전 +43

      They all die at once a brother never abandons another brother if one of us die we all die

    • @curlygigi
      @curlygigi 4 년 전 +104

      My happy meal ass would have done fled the scene, not today Satan !!!

  • @monkeydluffy3537
    @monkeydluffy3537 년 전 +3

    0:48 all i hear is the donation sound😭

  • @novacounciloutsdrs4770

    coming back to this, when I watched it originally dropped. I'm so glad yall doing numbers.

  • @Sacrengard
    @Sacrengard 4 년 전 +2720

    black people dont get lost in the woods, because black people dont get into the woods in the first place, they be like: heeell nawhh!!!

  • @yizthegreat2384
    @yizthegreat2384 7 년 전 +3022

    Lollll I was dead for the scream part. "Get yo ass outta here before you get jumped." Rofllllll

  • @cajanworld9649
    @cajanworld9649 5 개월 전 +5

    LMFAOOOOO YEOOO keepers creepers took me out cause dead assss😂😂😂😂

  • @victoriawiggins6387
    @victoriawiggins6387 6 개월 전 +2

    Bruh why this shit is so accurate I Don’t play when it comes to paronormal shit like bruh if I hear a sound in the dark hallway and nobody there I jumping out the fucking window I repeat I DON’T PLAY

  • @ajourneytosuccess_
    @ajourneytosuccess_ 4 년 전 +5500

    No one:
    White People: We should investigate this

    • @tabithak.9923
      @tabithak.9923 4 년 전 +217

      We're just out here trying to be scooby doo and the gang

    • @choisoobin2469
      @choisoobin2469 4 년 전 +239

      white people: *trips over air while they attempt to run*

    • @deadaccbye.8036
      @deadaccbye.8036 4 년 전 +21

      Peachseok // lmaoo frr

    • @kingoftheboyscouts
      @kingoftheboyscouts 4 년 전 +59

      Peachseok
      Also white people : go without me

    • @FlowPlex
      @FlowPlex 4 년 전 +65

      White people: *_Alright gang, time to solve this mystery_*

  • @yunusaliakbas9192
    @yunusaliakbas9192 3 년 전 +4349

    Desmond wasn’t possessed, he just ate his ice cream too fast

  • @johnloftin4037
    @johnloftin4037 년 전 +3

    That Bro look Distraught
    OML that got me

  • @the_vengeful_one6040

    People may call me a kill joy, but I don’t think a group of people can kill Jason from F13, well at least not Zombie Jason.

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 년 전 +5

      Fr. He was literally on fire, and still slaughtered two grown men--one via throwing his flaming machete like a lance to impale him as he ran at his top speed. Lol.
      (F vs. J)

    • @Samsung-ij1de
      @Samsung-ij1de 년 전

      fr lol

  • @SuperWoodb
    @SuperWoodb 3 년 전 +6054

    I like how they're unfazed when a bigass dude with a knife walks in but when he brings the doll in, shit gets real.

    • @jessicawilliams3849
      @jessicawilliams3849 3 년 전 +664

      In their defense, a doll with enough strength to hold a knife and move makes way less sense than just some dude with a knife

    • @kabagemayannick5097
      @kabagemayannick5097 3 년 전 +29

      LoL 😂😂

    • @user-ff9io2yl4z
      @user-ff9io2yl4z 3 년 전 +16

      I swear to goddd XDD

    • @lkeke35
      @lkeke35 3 년 전 +298

      That, and black people don't f*ck around with no supernatural sh*t! That includes ouija boards, ghosts, and killer dolls...

    • @memkay1255
      @memkay1255 3 년 전 +178

      You can kill a guy with a knife, you can't kill a paranormal doll.

  • @MaurieLyle
    @MaurieLyle 4 년 전 +2115

    "get yo dumb*** outta here before you get jumped" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @missyori8301
      @missyori8301 4 년 전 +76

      “Man, get your *TIGHT-ASS MASK* out of here before you get jumped.” 🙄

    • @jimjunglecock2866
      @jimjunglecock2866 4 년 전 +11

      AngelChaos why tf did u censor it

    • @imaran1303
      @imaran1303 4 년 전 +36

      @@missyori8301 I know it is comedic, but I doubt any person who knew who Jason was would threaten him with jumping him. The dude survived being set on fire and being impaled and being exploded, he threw people through walls and is about twice the size of these posers. They would jump up and run like bitches. With Scream, I get that, the dude behind the mask is a normal pasty white dude, but Jason is a mentally unstable zombie.

    • @Mvtrixx
      @Mvtrixx 4 년 전 +13

      @@imaran1303 man nobody gives a shit for fucks sakes go away and take your factual bullshit up your ass and saying "I know it's comedic" don't make it any better

    • @Mvtrixx
      @Mvtrixx 4 년 전 +4

      @@imaran1303 and they wouldn't jump up and run like bitches and scream they would probably be like to let's get the fuck outta here and take a quick plane to France

  • @rolandkimbrough5120
    @rolandkimbrough5120 11 개월 전 +4

    2:40 Mark after doing the one chip challenge 💀

  • @TeraCloud99
    @TeraCloud99 11 개월 전 +4

    2:04 “That nigga look DISTRAUGHT.” 😭😭😭

  • @polarparadise9335
    @polarparadise9335 3 년 전 +3102

    “Well turn it around”
    “Ain’t nothing for us that way” 😂

    • @MysticDivinerLJ
      @MysticDivinerLJ 3 년 전 +15

      Chill Out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prettyluhbre-yq7cb
      @prettyluhbre-yq7cb 3 년 전 +32

      best part no cap😂

    • @wukywooo1511
      @wukywooo1511 3 년 전 +3

      Chill Out that had me dead asf bruh

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 3 년 전 +2

      Had to get this to that 1k lmao

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 년 전 +3

      3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

  • @ErraticMastermind
    @ErraticMastermind 4 년 전 +13381

    White kid: Hey ... wanna do something fun?
    Me: Oh! Like what?
    White kid: **Whips out Ouija board**
    Me: No.
    **Credits roll**

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 년 전 +16

    This was really funny. Have a good Halloween guys. 🎃

  • @deejayice7863
    @deejayice7863 년 전 +2

    Fam! Video had me in Stitches, but rns y'all ain't jumping no Jason Vorhees 🤣🤣

  • @pikira2246
    @pikira2246 4 년 전 +31212

    And this is why the killer goes for black peeps first. They too smart.
    Edit: Fun fact, I'm actually an Asian and now I'm watching chaos ensue between white and black people in my reply section.

    • @marcelobertoni2967
      @marcelobertoni2967 4 년 전 +3161

      Nah, the killer is racist

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 4 년 전 +6746

      This video has me convinced that the only reason the black guy dies _at all_ is because he gets dragged into this shit by his white friends who never listen to him.

    • @kingwilliamtheconqueror232
      @kingwilliamtheconqueror232 4 년 전 +1961

      @@MHurley21 That is always my argument when I talk about horror movies!

    • @soifon542
      @soifon542 4 년 전 +454

      @@MHurley21 🤣🤣

    • @Kevin-sn2cv
      @Kevin-sn2cv 4 년 전 +1584

      As a white dude I completely agree with you, sorry for not listening

  • @HellzFuryRC
    @HellzFuryRC 5 년 전 +3309

    Jeepers Creepers 2 had me dying...."hey bro he telling us to go back...well aint nothing for us that way" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidg5423
      @davidg5423 4 년 전 +153

      He looks distraught

    • @annaxisabel_
      @annaxisabel_ 4 년 전 +25

      RIGHT LMAO

    • @HueboMoment
      @HueboMoment 4 년 전 +6

      Lmao

    • @luisrubenstein3505
      @luisrubenstein3505 4 년 전 +14

      I died at this part never resurrected lol

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 4 년 전 +8

      I’ve never seen a comment thread of people with their first and last name as a KRplus name, and no profile pictures this big before

  • @Averagebasementman
    @Averagebasementman 6 개월 전 +1

    4:27 most horror films could be solved by this. Also kids when an intruder comes in their classroom.

  • @nekrobone
    @nekrobone 개월 전 +2

    1:29 this a classic bro😭😭

  • @IamNOVAone
    @IamNOVAone 6 년 전 +3516

    So is this why scary movies always kill the black guy first?

    • @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
      @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper 6 년 전 +402

      Christian Young lmao yes they kill the smart people first 😂

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex 6 년 전 +279

      Well, it's either the black guy or the dumb blond, so I don't think they exactly pick out the smart ones first. The black guy would've ran and left everyone to fend for themselves.

    • @s1d3k1ck4
      @s1d3k1ck4 6 년 전 +76

      because most of the time blacks don't play a significant role in the story so it doesn't matter it has nothing to do with race

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 6 년 전 +157

      coppergold if they aren't playing a significant role then doesn't that have to do with race?

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 6 년 전 +90

      Christian Young Yeah always because (no offense to whites) but their the ones that are smart, whites are the ones that always act dumb if you haven't noticed.

  • @RelixAMV
    @RelixAMV 3 년 전 +5301

    “Boi get your dunbass outta here before u get jumped” lmfao

  • @HundoX_
    @HundoX_ 년 전 +3

    Bro Leland Dancing To Crank That At 0:46 got me in tears cause he was spot on with it 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @danielirl9252
    @danielirl9252 년 전 +7

    Desmond is like that sibling that gets slapped a little or something but then goes to his parents and acts as if the world is about to end

  • @bolenben1343
    @bolenben1343 4 년 전 +2075

    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”😂