Becoming The Ideal Man Of The Future

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  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 년 전 +4375

    Slightly disappointed he didn’t offer candy to his wife

    • @renoni3885
      @renoni3885 4 년 전 +173

      Nah she was a beauty hahaha

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 년 전 +189

      @@renoni3885 So true, he should have called Drew or Kurtis and offered them some candy.

    • @jessicahoward9046
      @jessicahoward9046 4 년 전 +46

      @@renoni3885 awww that's such a lovely Reply ♥️♥️

    • @samiharahman1700
      @samiharahman1700 3 년 전 +3

      Samee

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 3 년 전 +5

      Nothing Happens
      Doesn’t drew live in Orlando and Kurtis live in Canada?

  • @eryncoyle9786
    @eryncoyle9786 4 년 전 +2330

    yeah, i'm only interested in boys who have coins, keys, and candies for cuties.

    • @gabriellaschmitt4487
      @gabriellaschmitt4487 4 년 전 +105

      Eryn Coyle They’re ok. I prefer the ones who wear a stove top burner as a crown. If they have an enormous phone, bigger than my entire torso, attached to their chest that makes them a walking phone booth... 🤯😍👰🏻

    • @kyleeanderson3128
      @kyleeanderson3128 4 년 전 +22

      @@gabriellaschmitt4487 omg the crown does look like the coils on a stove 💀

    • @Sleep_is_for_the_weak
      @Sleep_is_for_the_weak 4 년 전 +13

      My ideal man is a boulder, a literal boulder.

    • @chrisngw1477
      @chrisngw1477 4 년 전 +5

      Call me ;)

    • @chrisngw1477
      @chrisngw1477 4 년 전 +5

      Im kidding, Im sorry

  • @genieboyle269
    @genieboyle269 3 년 전 +3097

    It’s been a year ago today since this happened and Danny is simply still not living up to the standards of being an ideal man of the future, you had one job Danny.

    • @the-experiment
      @the-experiment 3 년 전 +24

      Ikr come on danny

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 2 년 전 +32

      Its refreshing seeing a future comment on a future themed video before the "thing" happened not explicitly talking about the "thing" happening right after the video.

    • @jellyfish4751
      @jellyfish4751 2 년 전 +17

      @@aur9035 It's refreshing seeing a future reply on a future comment on a future themed video

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 년 전 +7

      @@jellyfish4751 It's refreshing seeing a future reply to a future reply on a future themed video

    • @aubrey13245
      @aubrey13245 년 전 +5

      @Gianna it’s so refreshing to see a future reply to a future comment on a future themed video 🤩

  • @so9175
    @so9175 2 년 전 +1759

    There are actually about 4(?) dresses made from glass created 116 years ago. It’s called moonlight cloth. It is glass interwoven with silk and apparently the colors are amazing

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 년 전 +113

      i don't understand how that works but it sounds cool as fuck

    • @cresture6200
      @cresture6200 년 전 +11

      @@ross9944 it has glass woven into it

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 년 전 +45

      @@cresture6200 , standard glass isn't something you can weave with, though.
      Take a pane of glass from a window, for example. Rigid and square/rectangular. If you try to bend it, it shatters. And the shards will cut you, so it would be dangerous to weave with them.
      So are we talking microscopic pieces of glass? Fiberglass? Does the fabric cut you?

    • @tapchoke2363
      @tapchoke2363 년 전 +3

      I tried to Google this and nothing came up :(

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 년 전 +26

      @@janeeyre1990 probably thin threads of glass. if it's thin enough it can actually be pretty flexible

  • @sophieleckrone5381
    @sophieleckrone5381 4 년 전 +5145

    this wasn’t even a true test!! he didn’t give any candy to any cuties!!!!

    • @equinedale1340
      @equinedale1340 4 년 전 +128

      "he forgot to summon Laura"

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 년 전 +112

      WildWinterWarrior ForeverFree everyone’s mentioned Laura but my first thought was the little nutcracker guy :(

    • @cockroachteeth
      @cockroachteeth 4 년 전 +94

      Laura gave the candy to danny so...maybe Danny's the cutie 😳

    • @cvmi11e
      @cvmi11e 4 년 전 +20

      Sophie Leckrone the cuties gave HIM candy 🙄

    • @yungspierdox5629
      @yungspierdox5629 4 년 전 +9

      @@cockroachteeth They both are cuties tbh

  • @kjlynne1191
    @kjlynne1191 4 년 전 +3602

    Laura: “Are you hot?”
    Danny: 👁👄👁

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 3 년 전 +600

    it just hit me that they were making far future fashion videos in the middle of the GREAT DEPRESSION

    • @spritingk6879
      @spritingk6879 년 전 +100

      Overwhelming positivity was very much a trend during the 30's... and the 40's... and the 50's, but I tend to prefer it to the overwhelming pessimism and cynicism that we got used to.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 년 전 +17

      1939 the depression is sort of over but ww2 may have started

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 년 전 +35

      The middle of the great depression, WWI had just ended, Germany was suffering the loss, Communism was spreading, Imperial Japan was expanding and Hitler was rising to power.
      *1930's voice and tone*
      _BUT HEY LOOK AT THE CANDIES IN THE BELT AN- AND THE UH- THE 3 IN 1 DRESS :D_

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 년 전 +23

      @@cl0wn.k0dx this is 1939 so WW1 was 2 decades ago, communism had just lost in Spain and fascism was spreading. Imperial Japan was at war with and bogdown in China and Hitler has been in power for 7 years.

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 년 전 +7

      @@Alex-cw3rz Yeah! Still, my joke stands, I made it vague for a reason. Although I guess I could've been more clear.
      Hitlers influence on the average person was rising, as was the threat of war. In 1938 Japan's aggressive nationalism led to the construction of Unit 731 in the Japanese occupied region of Manchuria. I didn't say all this was new stuff, it was all brewing. I know fascism, communism and nationalism didn't just *appear* in 1939. However it began to be more mainstream, people in power with those beliefs, Shiro Ishii, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Josef Mengele to name a few.
      One of the reasons Hitler was able to gain so much popularity was because Germany was *still* suffering from the after effects of WWI. Hitler gave the Germans an easy target, Jewish people, given that Anti-Semitism has been around for centuries, it wasn't hard to convince a-lot of the world that they are the ones to blame.
      I don't at all intend this to be aggressive, I just wanted to make it clear that I know its not that simple :)

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet 년 전 +547

    It’s so amazing that the first womens look (and the zip one) were designed so the sleeves and skirt could be long or short based on formality of the occasion.
    We’ve moved so far from that “dressing for dinner” way of life that Danny thinks the adjustable nature of the garments is for weather.

    • @MoonSt0n3
      @MoonSt0n3 년 전 +29

      Danny also just has subpar listening and comprehension skills… I think it’s just him being confused and not just everyone no longuet dressing fancy for dinner hahahah

    • @djungelskog132
      @djungelskog132 년 전 +13

      @@MoonSt0n3 damn

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 개월 전 +3

      They don't mention anything about dinner. It's for weather

  • @laurenpistol22
    @laurenpistol22 4 년 전 +5883

    "like a janitor who's lost his mind"
    I N S A N I T O R

  • @csen96
    @csen96 3 년 전 +6675

    THERE WAS A CUTIE RIGHT THERE WITH HIM AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAND OUT ANY CANDIES!

  • @ClaireBrandt508
    @ClaireBrandt508 년 전 +127

    No words can explain how much i wanted Danny to give Laura some candy. That'd be so cute

  • @raskov75
    @raskov75 2 년 전 +85

    Pretty sure the “crown” is the arial antenna for the phone/radio. In the future you’re your own piece of communication infrastructure.

  • @janelle7306
    @janelle7306 4 년 전 +4513

    Danny: “In the future, pockets don’t exist”
    Every female who’s had to buy a pair of pants:

  • @elizabethcsample
    @elizabethcsample 4 년 전 +2444

    danny while hot gluing glass to clothes: _“i don’t see any reason why this wouldn’t work”_

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 년 전 +18

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      Ideal man of 2023:
      krplus.net/bidio/nKekaXlpoqXLYWk

    • @nicolenicky720
      @nicolenicky720 4 년 전

      I got ur comment to 1k ur welcome lol :)

    • @mrskitkats
      @mrskitkats 4 년 전 +6

      As an avid hot gluer I was like..... Dannyyyy

  • @standard-one
    @standard-one 년 전 +148

    Danny just looks like a police officer, Keys for the office-car, Candy for the crying children losing their criminal parents,Coins to eat donuts and a furterisitic police hat with a walkie talklie/phone

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 2 년 전 +145

    Human imagination is weird. They thought about a belt sized and shaped personal "electric" AC unit but miniaturizing a phone? NO WAY!!!

  • @evangeline9096
    @evangeline9096 4 년 전 +3871

    danny: one word
    laura: a janitor who's lost his mind
    me: insanitor.

    • @tillyok183
      @tillyok183 4 년 전 +23

      Evangeline Golden xD this is my favorite comment

    • @lv9265
      @lv9265 4 년 전 +22

      This should be top comment and pinned ❤ Evangeline, you clever bitch, I lol'ed like a witch at that

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater 4 년 전 +11

      Pin this one down already. You win the comment section lady

    • @chuchino_Y
      @chuchino_Y 4 년 전 +4

      SelfAbsorbedPenguin for cuties? Ooh gimme

    • @ash8421
      @ash8421 4 년 전 +19

      that sounds like an invention Dr. Doofenshmirtz would make. GET THE INSANITOR!!!

  • @zach6334
    @zach6334 4 년 전 +3080

    The only reason she didn’t like it is because you didn’t show how the candy for cuties worked

    • @bradenbash5916
      @bradenbash5916 4 년 전 +93

      she might have thought that danny thought she wasn't a cutie because he didnt offer her candy

    • @rachelsumner9589
      @rachelsumner9589 4 년 전 +3

      exactly

    • @shaylamccurry9150
      @shaylamccurry9150 4 년 전 +19

      We'll, maybe cutie means kids. Now we know where don't take candy from strangers comes from.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 년 전 +1

      Past: *shows future man*
      Actual future man:
      krplus.net/bidio/nKekaXlpoqXLYWk

    • @jxcobdelxo8497
      @jxcobdelxo8497 4 년 전

      @@bradenbash5916 he stoled my comment

  • @snorlax42
    @snorlax42 년 전 +61

    Weirdly I think the "help her find an honest man" line might be a reference to Diogenes, who carried a lamp looking for an honest man and held it up to people's faces

    • @CCNuck
      @CCNuck 4 개월 전 +4

      That's what I thought! I kind of love it.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 개월 전 +2

      People were smarter back in the day. Without TV, pop culture wasn't what it is so people read more and knew things like this just off hand

  • @EppicGracie96
    @EppicGracie96 2 년 전 +51

    Laura's "mhm!" at Danny showing her the phone holder sounds the same as when a mom is pretending to be impressed by their child's shitty drawing. 😭

  • @tishajn1505
    @tishajn1505 4 년 전 +552

    really offended he didn’t offer Laura a candy, that was a perfect cutie joke waiting to happen

    • @milks7424
      @milks7424 4 년 전 +2

      ikr i was wating fot that..

    • @Awesomegirly12
      @Awesomegirly12 4 년 전 +1

      legit same

    • @braidswav
      @braidswav 4 년 전

      I know I'm being a simp but it would mean the world to me if you check out my new vid: I DM'd 1,000 GIRLS DURING QUARANTINE! thx

    • @afriend6630
      @afriend6630 4 년 전

      I know i waited patiently :(

  • @Victoria-ob3kl
    @Victoria-ob3kl 4 년 전 +6417

    No, Danny. You’ve got it all wrong. The crown attracts *CUTIES* .

  • @jaydenfrequency
    @jaydenfrequency 2 년 전 +161

    why does Danny lowkey look good in a jumpsuit and belt

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 년 전 +17

      The jumpsuit flatters a tall/long body and the belt tailors it so that it's more fitted and highlights the waist.
      Men's clothing/fashion is often not designed to show off the body like women's fashion is. The jumpsuit hasn't been in style for men since the 1970s.

  • @joeytuccini7301
    @joeytuccini7301 2 년 전 +39

    1930s guy- "The ideal man of the future is perfect."
    Danny- "WhYs My HeAd ShApEd LiKe A gUmDrOp?"

  • @charlotterose9749
    @charlotterose9749 4 년 전 +3814

    Why is no one talking about "and for the men, if they matter at all" like dang mid-century narrator savage

    • @xixXxxXxix
      @xixXxxXxix 4 년 전 +262

      I've noticed on a lot of old things that they for some reason think Women won't need men to reproduce in the future so men will just be disgarded and/or not born lol

    • @lozisimmortal
      @lozisimmortal 4 년 전 +228

      @@xixXxxXxix I mean, technically we don't need men to reproduce, because there's the bone marrow thing, but it's easier to just, have sex, instead of doing a whole procedure

    • @Charlotte-uf2ti
      @Charlotte-uf2ti 4 년 전 +16

      Damn I wish my middle name was rose

    • @xixXxxXxix
      @xixXxxXxix 4 년 전 +73

      @@lozisimmortal you're correct, but we're likely a long way away from Women being so against Men that they'd happily not allow a male to be born into this World if they were pregnant with one, as the "Men will become obsolete" theory assumes :)

    • @SkyBlade79
      @SkyBlade79 4 년 전 +3

      @@lozisimmortal that's also almost possible with men now as well

  • @dunyahm
    @dunyahm 4 년 전 +3165

    you had a cutie and still didn’t offer her candies...

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 년 전 +32

      Past: the future ideal guy will be like that
      Actual future guy:
      krplus.net/bidio/nKekaXlpoqXLYWk

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 4 년 전 +2

      Fode Bic
      Did I just get Xrolled

    • @BigRiceEnergy
      @BigRiceEnergy 4 년 전 +11

      You shouldn’t be giving dogs candy tho

    • @BLACKinkish
      @BLACKinkish 4 년 전 +10

      low key why she didnt like the outfit

    • @adamsfusion
      @adamsfusion 4 년 전

      @@BLACKinkish I didn't get that. I think she was just negging him for attention.

  • @VaneelaCreme
    @VaneelaCreme 년 전 +64

    I'd like to think that there was one designer who was like "What if women wear pants and don't wear dresses as often?" and then they kicked him out of the room

    • @ArinaCherrytree
      @ArinaCherrytree 9 개월 전 +9

      "So, what do we think women will wear in the future??"
      "Glass dresses!!"
      "wire bras!"
      "dresses with sleeves that zip off for no reason!!"
      "Yes...yes...very good. Now, jimmy, what do you think?"
      "I think they might...wear pants!"
      "WHAT?" **throws jimmy out of window**

  • @tucksik3065
    @tucksik3065 3 년 전 +39

    Imagine if someone went back in time and showed this video to the people who made these outfits

  • @ed1ot
    @ed1ot 4 년 전 +2198

    Laura: **describes Danny as a janitor who has lost his mind**
    me: he looks like a rejected ghostbuster

  • @jkas95
    @jkas95 4 년 전 +1024

    “That didn’t feel simple.” “It was simple.” was the most married interaction I have ever heard.

  • @TaruOwO
    @TaruOwO 년 전 +103

    This video has made me realize that Danny isn’t as smart as I thought and he’s like any other person, but lovable.

    • @blackanne
      @blackanne 년 전 +11

      Still smarter than many people who aren't even lovable.

    • @TaruOwO
      @TaruOwO 년 전

      @@blackanne true

  • @rahnicoulter3816
    @rahnicoulter3816 5 개월 전 +7

    "what happened future boy" I AM GIGGLINH I LOVE LAURA SM

  • @mackyk_
    @mackyk_ 4 년 전 +1716

    “There are no pockets in the future”
    Women’s pants : *surprised pikachu meme*

    • @lizzyblack9076
      @lizzyblack9076 4 년 전 +43

      This is very much 𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓮

    • @aria5124
      @aria5124 4 년 전 +16

      @@lizzyblack9076 *adequate* indeed

    • @haileysatter6929
      @haileysatter6929 4 년 전 +33

      When we have pockets in our dresses but not our pants, I do love my pocketed dresses tho

    • @mackyk_
      @mackyk_ 4 년 전 +35

      @@haileysatter6929 dress pockets are one of the greatest creations

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 년 전 +7

      𝙃𝙢𝙢𝙢 ᵛᵉʳʸ ʰᵐᵐᵐ

  • @kristinanitis1266
    @kristinanitis1266 4 년 전 +794

    the fact that danny didn't give his candies for cuties to laura makes me mad

  • @AoiYukinoMisharu
    @AoiYukinoMisharu 년 전 +27

    Weirdly, aside from the 'veil of glass', the wedding dress actually kinda predicted the popular style of wedding dresses in the -80's-, especially the poofy shoulders. Just without the beading.

  • @crownclowncreations

    I too am a little concerned as to how long it took Danny to realize, that he could just cut the belt, but I am proud that he got there.

  • @chrisward9218
    @chrisward9218 4 년 전 +6120

    His troomtroom experience is really paying off in this video

  • @ireallywannasleep3737
    @ireallywannasleep3737 4 년 전 +2228

    I can't believe he didnt give Laura Any candy!! She's the cutest of Them all

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 년 전 +6

    the idea of everyone walking around with their coins, keys, and candies rattling around lol

  • @Philcia_Gordon
    @Philcia_Gordon 2 년 전 +12

    It feels like they thought technological developments would play a larger role in fashion trends

    • @jdawggghg
      @jdawggghg 2 년 전 +1

      they were hoping we’d have the technology to have containers full of candy instead of pockets

  • @miriamk3005
    @miriamk3005 4 년 전 +1404

    Fun Fact!: The reason Americans in pre-1960s television talk 'fancy' is because actors were taught a Transatlantic accent, which was only used for television and was considered the proper form of the American accent. It's really cool!

    • @grimothy1184
      @grimothy1184 4 년 전 +141

      I just assumed they all talked like that back then

    • @PT-ge5pq
      @PT-ge5pq 4 년 전 +36

      wow no wonder the commercial man sounded British xD

    • @bragtime1052
      @bragtime1052 4 년 전 +9

      @@monotoneyelling I heard both.

    • @bakou912
      @bakou912 4 년 전 +37

      We have the same thing here in Quebec where the "international" french used to translate movies and TV series is talked no where on the planet right now

    • @probably4943
      @probably4943 4 년 전 +14

      That's a fun fact Miriam! Thank you! What does it!

  • @TheL0LGirl
    @TheL0LGirl 4 년 전 +7527

    I hate to say this, but the belt is technically just a fanny pack

  • @HazbinBrainRot
    @HazbinBrainRot 2 년 전 +11

    That white van at your local elementary school is nothing to fear! The people inside are just waiting to offer candy to some cuties.

  • @Th3fyn3st3er
    @Th3fyn3st3er 2 년 전 +28

    why is nobody talking about the little jig danny did at 18:58 cause its so funny to me

  • @hanboi7
    @hanboi7 4 년 전 +834

    Therapist: Brisk walking man of the future can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist
    Brisk walking man of the future: 17:05

  • @YukiLeiu
    @YukiLeiu 4 년 전 +619

    Whoever made the pantsuit for women’s outfit really had a good idea where fashion was heading.

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 년 전 +36

      Michayla Lawrence the narrator was shook XD

    • @megware217
      @megware217 4 년 전 +28

      Someone should go back in time and give them an award

    • @krissydiggs
      @krissydiggs 4 년 전 +78

      “PANTS FOR WOMEN??!”

    • @lastnamewasoffensive563
      @lastnamewasoffensive563 4 년 전 +67

      @@krissydiggs "nO mOrE sKiRtS/?"

    • @koirose38
      @koirose38 4 년 전 +20

      Ikr I thought it was all gonna be dresses but I would actually wear that pantsuit with the cape.

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 2 년 전 +10

    At the end of the video when he said he was bored I was like “oh this was during quarantine!” I feel like that’s really going to mark a very memorable time in our lives and our media

  • @heleno1150
    @heleno1150 년 전 +6

    I like that Danny didn’t even consider sewing the containers to the jumpsuit, he just immediately jumped to the glue gun, maybe it was all the exposure to troom troom

  • @shana1598
    @shana1598 4 년 전 +561

    Danny, a STEM graduate: "I think I can hot glue this huge ass glass bowl to the jumpsuit chest"

    • @lv9265
      @lv9265 4 년 전 +10

      What did he study?

    • @shana1598
      @shana1598 4 년 전 +25

      @@lv9265 computer science iirc

  • @mikkiichann
    @mikkiichann 3 년 전 +6487

    I was lowkey hoping he would said to Laura, "hey cutie, want a candy?"

  • @skeleletonboi4533
    @skeleletonboi4533 2 년 전 +4

    the man going "ooh! swish!" is now a new stim and I am very happy about it

  • @pap-fr
    @pap-fr 5 개월 전 +19

    had to come back after the newest vid

  • @KathleenSny
    @KathleenSny 4 년 전 +1096

    Technically they weren’t that far off with the belt because we have fanny packs

    • @fabledhorse356
      @fabledhorse356 4 년 전 +24

      But they aren't exactly considered "fashionable"
      Edit: welp looks like I was mistaken 🤷🏻‍♀️ the consensus on these replies seem to be that Danny packs are fashionable

    • @trevorsloan7586
      @trevorsloan7586 4 년 전 +44

      @@fabledhorse356 there's some streetwear type ones

    • @marimidoriya6059
      @marimidoriya6059 4 년 전 +46

      But weren't fanny packs considered "fashionable" before now? I thought this was just a come back.

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 4 년 전 +13

      @@marimidoriya6059 Everything that is old is now "new"

    • @juliay4874
      @juliay4874 4 년 전 +4

      Fabled Horse who said that? I wear one every day

  • @weewooweewoo906
    @weewooweewoo906 4 년 전 +930

    “like a janitor who’s lost his mind” describes this perfectly

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 년 전

      Xiao Mei the really fun janitor but like only to himself

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 년 전

      3D Craftss it’s down, u tried me

    • @emtruesdell4059
      @emtruesdell4059 4 년 전

      I read this comment before watching the video and all I could think about was Janitor from Scrubs.

    • @un1ty493
      @un1ty493 4 년 전

      Don't forget the shit

    • @na-ob6mn
      @na-ob6mn 4 년 전

      the janitor from the suite life of zack and cody

  • @mikaelalynn7891
    @mikaelalynn7891 2 년 전 +19

    3:49 That - that’s just a fanny pack.

  • @fadeuhhway
    @fadeuhhway 년 전 +5

    "aww, what happened, future boi?" Laura is a gem, I'm glad Danny found someone for life who can just roll with whatever insane thing he randomly surprises her with :D

  • @jessicamw5410
    @jessicamw5410 3 년 전 +2226

    the 'crown' looks like the skeleton of a deceased chef's hat

    • @individualcheerio
      @individualcheerio 3 년 전 +36

      THIS KILLED ME 😭

    • @donttalktome4517
      @donttalktome4517 2 년 전 +12

      IM SOBBING

    • @toastlotl
      @toastlotl 2 년 전 +36

      I really like how this implies that the hat is attached to the chef, and decomposes at the same rate

    • @sammakesmusic1
      @sammakesmusic1 2 년 전 +13

      are you implying that chefs hats have skeletons? are you implying they are alive?

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 년 전 +5

      @@sammakesmusic1 absolutely

  • @haleymorgan2345
    @haleymorgan2345 4 년 전 +308

    the absolute dismay in dannys face when laura said the crown wasn't the most outstanding thing

  • @yoyomaster2388
    @yoyomaster2388 2 년 전 +14

    7:06 now that's what I call military tough

  • @dudemanlastname
    @dudemanlastname 4 개월 전 +8

    oh so he did it twice! once here and once on the main channel 😮

  • @peaceofwestphalia
    @peaceofwestphalia 4 년 전 +3632

    Danny looks like a step dad wearing his “fun” shirt

  • @lilyad345
    @lilyad345 3 년 전 +8

    For some reason, this has become my Essay motivation video. I have no idea why, but every time I need to write a paper I watch this video and then I feel motivated to write. thank you for helping my grades Danny.

  • @Simping-cu1ss
    @Simping-cu1ss 3 년 전 +29

    “It feels like we’re living in the future”
    Sorry Danny but it felt like living a fucking nightmare 👁👄👁

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 3 년 전 +16616

    "In the future, there's no pockets!"
    - every women's clothing designer ever

    • @chippy82577
      @chippy82577 3 년 전 +637

      I hate how true that is. I'm tired of trying to put a thing in my pocket just to find that they don't open or I can only fit a few coins in em

    • @keishuun3971
      @keishuun3971 3 년 전 +224

      This is why I always have a backpack (I hate purses)

    • @linyetaicetea8405
      @linyetaicetea8405 3 년 전 +286

      Two options:
      _ the designer is sexist
      _ too lazy

    • @chez8142
      @chez8142 3 년 전 +21

      So true

    • @nevooloo247
      @nevooloo247 3 년 전 +109

      That’s why I buy boys pants

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 4 년 전 +1047

    Ok but the “mesh top with artful nip covers” was 100% a thing for a little while they got that bit for sure

    • @beec903
      @beec903 4 년 전 +30

      Mossears133 yea only annoying part is the whole for the male gaze thing the video said it was for😂 twenty first century we be living for self-confidence

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 3 년 전 +5

      @@beec903 21st century we be seeing female bodies as equal to male bodies

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 3 년 전

      @@fairy5668 yus

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 3 년 전

      Your pfp is gorgeous.

  • @PurpleMoth459
    @PurpleMoth459 3 개월 전 +2

    Istg i thought this was a main channel video, and I've been looking for it for so long, and i finally found it over here. For like a year I've had "candies for cuties" living in my head rent free

  • @ericahere8052
    @ericahere8052 3 년 전 +13

    16:06 Laura looks like she thinks he’s talking about the oranges lol

  • @rockinthecazbah4
    @rockinthecazbah4 4 년 전 +611

    "Should I put this on my main channel and make potentially way more money?"
    "Nah I'm drinking LaCroix"
    Never change Danny.

    • @aintnoway5508
      @aintnoway5508 4 년 전 +10

      Krispy Donut #8 on trending tho.

    • @rockinthecazbah4
      @rockinthecazbah4 4 년 전 +10

      @@aintnoway5508 I'm happy for him lmao it's just hilarious he made the observation.

    • @bobm1476
      @bobm1476 4 년 전 +5

      @@rockinthecazbah4 Completely agree. Came here for this comment. lol. Just goes to show, when you make absurd videos, you never know which one is going to explode.

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 년 전

      Oop

    • @RAAAUGHGUAGHAHA
      @RAAAUGHGUAGHAHA 4 년 전 +1

      #6 on trending now :> -- EDIT: 20 minutes later and it's #5 now

  • @mykugh
    @mykugh 4 년 전 +3234

    he didn’t even give candies to any cuties. unsubscribed.

  • @themilkmen4023
    @themilkmen4023 2 년 전 +9

    I believe that when they said ‘no colors’ they meant no colors whatsoever. The man is a blinding white light

  • @Spongeboynamedbob
    @Spongeboynamedbob 년 전 +3

    Laura:how sturdy is it
    Danny:yeh
    Greg:what
    Peanut:*turns around*

  • @Jahu-qs2us
    @Jahu-qs2us 4 년 전 +446

    Me: "Hey, cutie."
    Woman: "No."
    Me:"I have candyyy"
    Woman: "Ah shit, ok, i can't resist"

    • @anyanitczynski2783
      @anyanitczynski2783 4 년 전 +1

      Sorry can't like it's at 69

    • @danielbrown3048
      @danielbrown3048 4 년 전 +11

      We all know that women are very greedy and will do anything for a piece of candy

    • @chloe2270
      @chloe2270 4 년 전 +12

      @@danielbrown3048 as a woman i support this claim (pls give me candy now)

    • @Indywood
      @Indywood 4 년 전 +4

      Daniel Brown I second this statement as a candy loving girl 🥰🥰

    • @kaydelorenzo9004
      @kaydelorenzo9004 4 년 전

      Jahu1104 I read this before watching the video and was very confused

  • @scarlettnilson5251
    @scarlettnilson5251 4 년 전 +540

    “Are you hot?”
    Danny: 👁👄👁

  • @annabalsamo9734
    @annabalsamo9734 5 개월 전 +27

    Anyone else come from Danny’s new vid

  • @astroboystan
    @astroboystan 7 개월 전 +5

    The weird thing is that they were pretty on point with some of it for today. See through shirts are common, people have mobile phones instead of phones tied to their clothing, there are unnecessary zippers on clothing, they were right about pants and wider based heels in women's fashion, and they seemed to anticipate an increased involvement of women in the business sector while misjudging what would happen to pockets. Also big hair was popular basically from the 70-90s, so that was on point too. Pretty good considering the lack of anything they had to really judge off of, so I'm kind of wondering if they're going to be even more right in the 2040s.

  • @user-kd5ww4op7t
    @user-kd5ww4op7t 4 년 전 +1940

    take a shot everytime danny says 'candies for cuties'

  • @FillaneAmmisto
    @FillaneAmmisto 4 년 전 +2422

    Am I the only one who was hoping that he is going to put on a fake beard. Maybe that's why the outfit didn't work. He was shaved

    • @octimus2000
      @octimus2000 3 년 전 +74

      bold of you to assume he can grow any facial hair

    • @FillaneAmmisto
      @FillaneAmmisto 3 년 전 +6

      @@octimus2000 😂

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 3 년 전 +44

      @DDLC Gacha Well duh. 12 year olds can't grow facial hair.

    • @DeityFoxx
      @DeityFoxx 3 년 전 +1

      he doesnt shave

    • @KP_Gem
      @KP_Gem 3 년 전 +1

      YES. I was thinking the same thing. Very disappointed 😔

  • @WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared

    danny earnestly trying to hotglue a heavy glass jar onto a jumpsuit is something that can be so personal.

  • @DMO-DMO-DMO
    @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 년 전 +3

    It's on Amazon, I searched..... "belt."
    Made me laugh soooo much

  • @KrystenaCassiol
    @KrystenaCassiol 4 년 전 +1385

    I feel like a dad would wear this and hang out all day in Tomorrowland at Disney World

  • @queenofparkinglot
    @queenofparkinglot 4 년 전 +814

    Danny really be like: “It’s called fashion, Laura. Look it up 😌”

  • @georgeszweden9497
    @georgeszweden9497 2 년 전 +3

    -Great grandma, how did you meet great grandpa?
    -He just came over and said he had jellybeans

  • @GrowingWildKale
    @GrowingWildKale 2 년 전 +32

    *Candy for cuties* 4:22 5:22 5:29 5:34 9:05 14:11 15:48 16:06 16:26

  • @seaskulls
    @seaskulls 3 년 전 +2494

    “you wanna go back to my place?”
    “nah”
    “i’ve got jelly beans-“
    “yes. 1000 times yes. marry me.”

    • @daisydances7117
      @daisydances7117 3 년 전 +46

      Cause I’m a
      *✨C u t i e✨*

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 3 년 전 +3

      500th like you're halfway there

    • @chloehendry9371
      @chloehendry9371 2 년 전 +3

      How puppet history got started

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 2 년 전 +3

      Am I the only one who interpreted candy for cuties as for little kids? Pretty sure that was more likely a thing than a stash of candy for pretty women.

    • @carljoosepraave2102
      @carljoosepraave2102 년 전 +1

      Only ok as long as both are above 18

  • @onzcouch
    @onzcouch 4 년 전 +1026

    that mesh dress and the "ooh swish" dress were both cute, i won't lie

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 년 전 +63

      Also the pantsuit outfit!

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 4 년 전 +36

      I loved the wired booby thing I want one

    • @roshpotter06
      @roshpotter06 4 년 전 +18

      @@ayellowpapercrown6750 I know right? But it must be worn carefully, in case of pokage.

    • @kotaschjelde4804
      @kotaschjelde4804 3 년 전 +5

      roshpotter06 pokeage is now my favourite word

    • @beann1
      @beann1 3 년 전 +2

      So depressing the edit wasn’t edit: thanks for 1 like

  • @jinglebingle4
    @jinglebingle4 년 전 +4

    the fact that in the year 2100 a youtuber will be laughing about how untrue our current fashion predictions for the future are is scary to think about

  • @scissors0613
    @scissors0613 10 개월 전 +3

    I would want to see him just casually walking in the streets with this outfit lol

  • @carth9375
    @carth9375 4 년 전 +1973

    Plot Twist: This second channel is just a huge sponsor for la croix

  • @emma7250
    @emma7250 4 년 전 +505

    i don’t know why i’m so upset that he didn’t give any candies to cuties. but i’m extremely upset.

    • @imtired8239
      @imtired8239 4 년 전 +17

      Same I was waiting for him to give some to Laura :(

    • @sevenunderwater8099
      @sevenunderwater8099 4 년 전 +7

      apparently Laura's not a cutie............. but she is and she gets all the candy for letting her husband take over her second channel

    • @cyanjackson7689
      @cyanjackson7689 4 년 전 +4

      Agreed at least give a candy to the panda if not Laura 😭 candies were so under utilized

  • @ouchyeouchzowie
    @ouchyeouchzowie 년 전 +2

    danny's future outfit looks like the visual representation of a talking heads song

  • @umlaut_loser
    @umlaut_loser 3 년 전 +19

    0:42 *war flashbacks*

  • @collinregner5247
    @collinregner5247 4 년 전 +2113

    Me: is this Danny’s main channel or his second?
    Danny: *drinks lecroix*
    Me: oh ok

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 4 년 전 +294

    Fun fact, that "old timey" accent in these old videos is called the "transatlantic" accent and was a completely artificial accent taught in upper class schools

    • @eddiebrock4491
      @eddiebrock4491 4 년 전 +15

      I learned that from Drew's channel :D

    • @wittyblonde6728
      @wittyblonde6728 4 년 전 +6

      brownguy903 Wait really or was that a joke?

    • @emmaforde3745
      @emmaforde3745 4 년 전 +17

      Witty Blonde no it’s real no one naturally spoke like that it was supposed to be the “ideal” way to speak English

    • @appletalkin
      @appletalkin 4 년 전 +12

      That IS a fun fact! :D I never knew that silly lil accent was taught haha

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 년 전 +17

      @@wittyblonde6728 they had actors speak that way and they had to learn the accent from elocution coaches

  • @atrashwolf
    @atrashwolf 년 전 +2

    Danny’s recreation of a futuristic outfit reminds me of the type of janitor who works on a spaceship. 14:41

  • @yanniesays
    @yanniesays 년 전 +2

    "All right, that proves my point."
    Laura: "What was the point?" 😂

  • @TheLovelyRarity
    @TheLovelyRarity 3 년 전 +11299

    every day must be just such an adventure for laura, she comes home to a hodgepodge of various "i can explain...." scenarios

  • @TheTardisNamedSexy
    @TheTardisNamedSexy 4 년 전 +298

    Laura: Are you hot?
    Danny: *Stares awkwardly*
    😂😂😂

    • @fleamont3501
      @fleamont3501 4 년 전 +24

      I thought he was going to say "Idk, Laura... Am I?" bitterly

  • @sparlew
    @sparlew 9 개월 전 +2

    To this day, I still wonder if Danny kept the suit

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 개월 전 +3

    I didn't know about this until people mentioned it in the new future clothing video. Instead of doing future one, doing past that people think are in the future!