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  • @elisecarmichael2227
    @elisecarmichael2227 3 년 전 +7413

    Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.

    • @alexstrife-sinclair6391
      @alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 년 전 +244

      It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.

    • @elisecarmichael2227
      @elisecarmichael2227 2 년 전 +176

      @@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.

    • @Cici_CMJ
      @Cici_CMJ 2 년 전 +91

      I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.

    • @junerdz
      @junerdz 2 년 전 +15

      @@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee

    • @sophbenj.8840
      @sophbenj.8840 2 년 전 +25

      yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers

  • @tobascochilisauce2009
    @tobascochilisauce2009 3 년 전 +4754

    as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean

  • @tornadecho7894
    @tornadecho7894 2 년 전 +5244

    I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence

  • @jordanshaw5638
    @jordanshaw5638 년 전 +4206

    Fun fact
    If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.

    • @cloudylemon2975
      @cloudylemon2975 년 전 +91

      Omg trying this now!!

    • @stay_comfy
      @stay_comfy 년 전 +111

      @@cloudylemon2975 I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story

    • @thatonetoppatguy8320
      @thatonetoppatguy8320 년 전 +19

      holy shit your right

    • @cloudylemon2975
      @cloudylemon2975 년 전 +159

      @@stay_comfy im back one month older and it....
      Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..

    • @lui8174
      @lui8174 년 전 +10

      @@cloudylemon2975 😭

  • @fancyintrovert6091
    @fancyintrovert6091 3 년 전 +24322

    As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.

    • @muffpuff8
      @muffpuff8 3 년 전 +1552

      sharkboy?

    • @bandgeek4286
      @bandgeek4286 3 년 전 +1818

      My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 년 전 +807

      Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"

    • @GFMSHOW
      @GFMSHOW 3 년 전 +144

      lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying

    • @griffservo8074
      @griffservo8074 3 년 전 +583

      Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?

  • @user-tt7kj7jm9x
    @user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 년 전 +2183

    The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is

    • @arminarlert5681
      @arminarlert5681 3 년 전 +165

      “Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”

    • @Zackattackplayspokemon
      @Zackattackplayspokemon 3 년 전 +158

      He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.

    • @user-tt7kj7jm9x
      @user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 년 전 +33

      @@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind

    • @raeicedtea5566
      @raeicedtea5566 3 년 전 +12

      Great grandchild of matthew boulton

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 3 년 전 +10

      @Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?

  • @failedartguy
    @failedartguy 2 년 전 +2190

    Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self

  • @Chitterbug_
    @Chitterbug_ 년 전 +843

    Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.

    • @juliarudy753
      @juliarudy753 년 전 +2

      Mmmm butcracker

    • @violetbean8928
      @violetbean8928 년 전 +72

      she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 11 개월 전 +106

      I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D

    • @aislyn4717
      @aislyn4717 10 개월 전 +19

      Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭

    • @tewks4458
      @tewks4458 10 개월 전 +27

      And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 년 전 +3984

    Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?"
    Nick: "About 3 commercials."

    • @goobygooberson1656
      @goobygooberson1656 3 년 전 +123

      What's worse is it's like 90 commercials

    • @coffeewithahintoflavender2923
      @coffeewithahintoflavender2923 3 년 전 +5

      @@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂

    • @user-it4cl9hf6u
      @user-it4cl9hf6u 3 년 전 +11

      oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 3 년 전

      Yes

    • @doublets90
      @doublets90 3 년 전 +9

      Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?

  • @Carla-ou2yb
    @Carla-ou2yb 3 년 전 +1512

    The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer

    • @isabelagaba821
      @isabelagaba821 3 년 전 +11

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭

    • @user-ym7eh8pi5i
      @user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 년 전 +7

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 3 년 전 +34

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now

    • @TewifyingUwU
      @TewifyingUwU 3 년 전 +44

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648 3 년 전 +2

      RIP vine

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 년 전 +290

    My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.

    • @professorbone8709
      @professorbone8709 3 개월 전 +7

      We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development

  • @MrsMcTaco
    @MrsMcTaco 년 전 +810

    This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!

    • @insawid
      @insawid 년 전 +57

      right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter 년 전 +50

      i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible

    • @spikemcleod4720
      @spikemcleod4720 26 일 전 +1

      @@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter 25 일 전

      @@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario

  • @revereshorse
    @revereshorse 3 년 전 +3675

    “I fear no man, but that thing-”
    * points to Nutcracker Danny *
    “ *It scares me.* ”

  • @devine8023
    @devine8023 3 년 전 +2128

    Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 11 개월 전 +132

    I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people

  • @jaaaaaane
    @jaaaaaane 2 년 전 +255

    I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 11 개월 전 +7

      omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird

    • @TheoSur
      @TheoSur 5 개월 전 +1

      this is like 2 years old wdym :(

  • @lucvalor
    @lucvalor 3 년 전 +7108

    The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.

    • @alexanderdeadmansche
      @alexanderdeadmansche 3 년 전 +83

      I shat myself

    • @theartist312
      @theartist312 3 년 전 +113

      The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”

    • @just_zeke
      @just_zeke 3 년 전 +87

      after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 년 전 +30

      @@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart

    • @thetwitchingpumpkin1547
      @thetwitchingpumpkin1547 3 년 전 +85

      the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better

  • @kbeit8272
    @kbeit8272 3 년 전 +920

    "Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 2 개월 전 +18

    Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!

  • @red_rory
    @red_rory 2 년 전 +142

    Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.

  • @lemonpenis
    @lemonpenis 3 년 전 +8304

    Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet

    • @user-mq8ci2il8s
      @user-mq8ci2il8s 3 년 전 +388

      I would cry.

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 3 년 전 +407

      And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.

    • @Mykaininekkkkkahajw
      @Mykaininekkkkkahajw 3 년 전 +466

      Damn should’ve bought the tac house

    • @lemonpenis
      @lemonpenis 3 년 전 +32

      @@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol

    • @Khujop
      @Khujop 3 년 전 +61

      I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.

  • @bigtable9031
    @bigtable9031 3 년 전 +2461

    I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless

    • @gamiket628
      @gamiket628 3 년 전 +84

      Lol that has potential to be a horror movie

    • @tomjohnstone6591
      @tomjohnstone6591 3 년 전 +52

      I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”

    • @aidenmarsh3069
      @aidenmarsh3069 3 년 전 +5

      SAME!!!!!!!!!!

    • @_junko_5701
      @_junko_5701 3 년 전 +5

      @@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie

    • @nikolaiestrella6785
      @nikolaiestrella6785 3 년 전 +15

      @Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.

  • @LlamasWithiMacs
    @LlamasWithiMacs 년 전 +103

    6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.

  • @Bongobert
    @Bongobert 2 년 전 +58

    I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?

  • @hidgehoge2713
    @hidgehoge2713 2 년 전 +7851

    That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect

  • @wraein
    @wraein 3 년 전 +2631

    POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments

  • @gloriav7646
    @gloriav7646 년 전 +174

    As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼

  • @TwixiMixiPixi
    @TwixiMixiPixi 년 전 +9

    that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.

  • @user.uni612
    @user.uni612 3 년 전 +3722

    The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.

    • @stepbro4028
      @stepbro4028 3 년 전 +123

      produced by Greg
      directed by Greg
      sponsored by Greg
      Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy
      Danny - Danny Gonzalez
      Special thanks to
      Greg
      Guy
      Little Stinkers
      Mayor Kurtis Connor

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 년 전 +7

      @@stepbro4028 😂

    • @hamtaru
      @hamtaru 3 년 전 +32

      that was legitimately creepy ngl

    • @cheesyoutanimations2045
      @cheesyoutanimations2045 3 년 전 +3

      Ai movie in a nutshell

    • @allieanimates8539
      @allieanimates8539 3 년 전 +2

      ahhh gacha horror

  • @ishmaeldoesstuff3657
    @ishmaeldoesstuff3657 3 년 전 +1658

    Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever

  • @Duckiedogz
    @Duckiedogz 10 개월 전 +9

    The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.

  • @sriissyracha
    @sriissyracha 2 년 전 +4

    “First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”

  • @inessilva1214
    @inessilva1214 3 년 전 +2191

    "it fits in any pocket"
    women watching this: we'll see about that

    • @elin_
      @elin_ 3 년 전 +146

      Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩

    • @modus8256
      @modus8256 3 년 전 +43

      @@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 년 전 +20

      LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT

    • @subhuman8945
      @subhuman8945 3 년 전 +30

      There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous
      So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know...
      ...then who is actually making women's pants..??

    • @HollyHummingbirdriver
      @HollyHummingbirdriver 3 년 전 +29

      They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 3 년 전 +1120

    "Fits in any pocket"
    This product is clearly made for men.

  • @Arylett
    @Arylett 2 년 전 +112

    I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor.
    Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 년 전 +5

      It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker)
      Hope you're better!

    • @nineveh17
      @nineveh17 4 개월 전 +3

      😊Danny truly is a joy to behold

  • @topbrick4025
    @topbrick4025 년 전 +6

    "What's that, I can't see anything!"
    "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
    that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂

  • @averieherring4147
    @averieherring4147 3 년 전 +1865

    Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket!
    Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken

    • @hepthegreat4005
      @hepthegreat4005 3 년 전 +139

      Women: you guys get pockets?

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 3 년 전 +50

      Well it is meant for military tough manly men.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 년 전 +31

      @@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys

    • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
      @caoimhedoesstuff9293 3 년 전 +18

      @@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 3 년 전

      @@zaclumley7553
      wut

  • @memechild2025
    @memechild2025 3 년 전 +9276

    I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.

  • @ROMOROMOROMOO
    @ROMOROMOROMOO 년 전 +20

    The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.

  • @SoScarlettItWasMaroon
    @SoScarlettItWasMaroon 4 개월 전 +8

    I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.

  • @louiskr42
    @louiskr42 3 년 전 +14489

    Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 3 년 전 +635

    okay but Danny’s acting is kind of amazing. when he was screaming “i’m a real boy” i got genuine chills. get this man an Oscar.

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 3 년 전 +55

      same i don't think danny realizes how great of an actor he actually is

    • @digestivebiscuit8967
      @digestivebiscuit8967 3 년 전 +21

      Didnt he go to drama school or something?

    • @Ziaberry
      @Ziaberry 3 년 전 +42

      @@digestivebiscuit8967 I've seen at least one old video of him doing some kind of stand up skit where he's the only actor and plays multiple characters at once, it might've been when he was in high school though

  • @markwatson6477
    @markwatson6477 2 년 전 +25

    7:10
    Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!

  • @doctornonsense4726
    @doctornonsense4726 년 전 +69

    Hi Danny, new subscriber.
    I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.

  • @kayawhitton4806
    @kayawhitton4806 3 년 전 +7458

    The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

    • @Abigail-pv1hn
      @Abigail-pv1hn 2 년 전 +289

      ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf

    • @eaglest0554
      @eaglest0554 2 년 전 +558

      Non electric razors: It even works underwater!

    • @fifty-sixty
      @fifty-sixty 2 년 전 +59

      but how danny does the stance-

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 2 년 전 +247

      “are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”

    • @luginess0
      @luginess0 2 년 전 +28

      And it even works!

  • @jesselevy6879
    @jesselevy6879 3 년 전 +835

    i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.

    • @ketu555
      @ketu555 3 년 전 +34

      same!!!

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 년 전 +85

      I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least

    • @transboimax7187
      @transboimax7187 3 년 전 +29

      I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)

    • @lina-pu6id
      @lina-pu6id 3 년 전 +9

      exactly how i felt

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 년 전 +18

      I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.

  • @logandudley2750
    @logandudley2750 2 년 전 +40

    I don't know why but this is one of my favorite Danny videos, but the part with the gingerbread man screaming I'm a real boy never fails to give me just all of the Creeps. I go to bed wondering if at some point I'll start hearing that festive decoration screaming from within my walls, "YOU CAN SEE ME!! IM A REAL BOY!!" until the raw fear causes me to fall unconscious and I awaken in the Attic surrounded by all the other Christmas decorations staring down at me, as they say perched on top of boxes. And scrawled in the dust on the walls and floor and ceiling framing my motionless body are the words "NOW IM A REAL BOY!" When I finally made it downstairs the front door was wide open and I haven't seen The Nutcracker since. I pray that God forgives me for whatever it is that I Unleashed on the world

  • @nikkifilias682
    @nikkifilias682 년 전 +30

    I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character

  • @karitasphoto9078
    @karitasphoto9078 3 년 전 +647

    Commercial: Can fit in any pocket
    Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 3 년 전 +14

      My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 3 년 전 +4

      overalls for the win bb!

    • @sitalvs
      @sitalvs 3 년 전 +9

      shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!

    • @ellebrooks13
      @ellebrooks13 3 년 전 +8

      @@sitalvs Haha I hate those faux pockets!

    • @sitalvs
      @sitalvs 3 년 전 +6

      @@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself

  • @megancaputo
    @megancaputo 3 년 전 +2642

    everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america

  • @existing_human7237

    13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner,"
    Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.

  • @maxisgorgeous4008
    @maxisgorgeous4008 2 년 전 +19

    7:13 Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies

  • @mama_mafia9755
    @mama_mafia9755 3 년 전 +2912

    As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”

    • @botmaddie8320
      @botmaddie8320 3 년 전 +23

      @꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this

    • @hecomes.6978
      @hecomes.6978 3 년 전 +95

      Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad

    • @Uncomical_117
      @Uncomical_117 3 년 전 +21

      Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan

    • @Pc118Gamer
      @Pc118Gamer 3 년 전 +75

      I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 년 전 +64

      @@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.

  • @sophiestudios2911
    @sophiestudios2911 3 년 전 +1814

    Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real
    Nutcracker Danny: 7:17

  • @CallMeBlackout_
    @CallMeBlackout_ 년 전 +18

    As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 7 개월 전 +11

    10:43 i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified

  • @poseidon1680
    @poseidon1680 3 년 전 +1298

    I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing

    • @alexparmley529
      @alexparmley529 3 년 전 +76

      Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work

    • @poseidon1680
      @poseidon1680 3 년 전 +31

      @@alexparmley529 I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing

    • @2cute2poot76
      @2cute2poot76 3 년 전 +41

      @@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10

    • @HeyItsHades
      @HeyItsHades 3 년 전 +13

      @@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.

    • @VaughnOfficalMusic
      @VaughnOfficalMusic 3 년 전 +3

      @@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 3 년 전 +5404

    hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying

  • @screamsformemes
    @screamsformemes 년 전 +10

    13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"

  • @WKnudsen713
    @WKnudsen713 년 전 +6

    Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places

  • @TheMaritimeHorror
    @TheMaritimeHorror 3 년 전 +697

    As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 3 년 전 +84

      my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below

    • @bippy201
      @bippy201 3 년 전 +2

      Has anyone here seen Gavin?

    • @dawudhinton5754
      @dawudhinton5754 3 년 전

      Are you on Fort Gordon?

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 3 년 전 +1

      @@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon

    • @dhruvtukadiya
      @dhruvtukadiya 3 년 전 +20

      That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."

  • @lexid6943
    @lexid6943 3 년 전 +1499

    As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.

    • @leohdj3198
      @leohdj3198 3 년 전 +52

      Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?

    • @aarishowton8037
      @aarishowton8037 3 년 전 +21

      I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is

    • @jenaurr
      @jenaurr 3 년 전 +4

      okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔

    • @lexid6943
      @lexid6943 3 년 전 +9

      @@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows

    • @lexid6943
      @lexid6943 3 년 전 +5

      @@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath 2 년 전 +22

    shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned

  • @RubyEmma
    @RubyEmma 10 개월 전 +9

    I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time

  • @baasiix
    @baasiix 3 년 전 +1464

    *I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*

    • @sunnylapis6584
      @sunnylapis6584 3 년 전 +34

      I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker

    • @keirapage6442
      @keirapage6442 3 년 전 +7

      omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time

    • @hgdrrfgrg
      @hgdrrfgrg 3 년 전 +6

      Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen

    • @3mma..
      @3mma.. 3 년 전

      IKRRR

    • @bludzowski
      @bludzowski 3 년 전

      When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''

  • @julie__j2159
    @julie__j2159 3 년 전 +2181

    Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket"
    Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 3 년 전 +158

      especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 년 전 +21

      @@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 년 전 +9

      @@llvnaa9600 ew just ew

    • @gracie7714
      @gracie7714 3 년 전 +24

      @@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 3 년 전 +11

      I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.

  • @moshroomba
    @moshroomba 년 전 +12

    The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting
    Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore

  • @superslimanoniem4712

    That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.

  • @whooshroosh
    @whooshroosh 3 년 전 +1734

    Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.

    • @sophiadodds9954
      @sophiadodds9954 3 년 전 +61

      Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎

    • @kaylasmith634
      @kaylasmith634 3 년 전 +9

      omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever

    • @eggdogfan2124
      @eggdogfan2124 3 년 전 +20

      god damit bamboozled again

    • @ducesnakes999
      @ducesnakes999 3 년 전 +33

      Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....

    • @beb2880
      @beb2880 3 년 전

      Thanks

  • @MohammedAgbadi
    @MohammedAgbadi 3 년 전 +5881

    The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 년 전 +217

      I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight

    • @austin0172
      @austin0172 3 년 전 +64

      @@fart63 oh nonononononono

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 3 년 전 +111

      @@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 3 년 전 +30

      @@fart63 yes someone get me one of those

    • @aquashuriken1634
      @aquashuriken1634 3 년 전 +19

      @@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone

  • @OrigamiDogYT
    @OrigamiDogYT 년 전 +9

    7:36 that shot is terrifying

  • @DemonCat-to8ut
    @DemonCat-to8ut 4 개월 전 +3

    Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.

  • @hunlim2117
    @hunlim2117 3 년 전 +365

    It turns out TicTacs were actually just Tactical Jellybeans, specially designed to make your breath
    Military Tough.

    • @PMOrly
      @PMOrly 3 년 전 +18

      Specially designed to make your breath
      Military Tough

    • @chur8um
      @chur8um 3 년 전 +4

      Makes sense

    • @molls127
      @molls127 3 년 전 +1

      i hate this

    • @adele6020
      @adele6020 3 년 전 +3

      underrated comment af

    • @hunlim2117
      @hunlim2117 3 년 전 +2

      @@PMOrly that's a good one lmao

  • @brookemurphy2580
    @brookemurphy2580 3 년 전 +8435

    Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it

  • @TaliaBlackwater
    @TaliaBlackwater 2 년 전 +30

    I genuinely appreciate that Danny does all his own stunts.

  • @louhaslostit
    @louhaslostit 년 전 +7

    7:14 please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.

  • @doombuggy123
    @doombuggy123 3 년 전 +1169

    Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 년 전 +86

      Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.

    • @Cloudychaostheone
      @Cloudychaostheone 3 년 전 +30

      Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 년 전 +23

      @@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way

    • @pigadmiral6642
      @pigadmiral6642 3 년 전 +10

      Navy guys.

    • @oscy7909
      @oscy7909 3 년 전 +7

      @@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?

  • @magictoaster2996
    @magictoaster2996 3 년 전 +1326

    “Great job Annie, now finish the job.”
    “But, bu-“
    “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”

    • @Rudolphgaylord
      @Rudolphgaylord 3 년 전 +26

      Haha, navy boys

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 3 년 전 +45

      Are you okay Annie?
      Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???

    • @aayuktaraut8424
      @aayuktaraut8424 3 년 전 +4

      @@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AOB1206
      @AOB1206 3 년 전 +1

      My names Annie 😳

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 3 년 전 +5

      NO SURRENDER
      NO MERCY

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 년 전 +4

    2:20 As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.

  • @bobsock8718
    @bobsock8718 년 전 +3

    7:01 - the best

  • @kakyoin5862
    @kakyoin5862 3 년 전 +1917

    “tac wallet is thinner and smaller”
    yeah, the other wallet is full of stuff, the tac wallet has literally nothing in it.

  • @nyx1216
    @nyx1216 3 년 전 +4948

    If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot

    • @zilleaxolotl3457
      @zilleaxolotl3457 3 년 전 +469

      it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 년 전 +179

      Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).

    • @human7605
      @human7605 3 년 전 +17

      Reeeee he must come baaaaaack

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 년 전 +10

      DAMN GOOD ONE

    • @fex7175
      @fex7175 3 년 전 +26

      @@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol

  • @sofie3508
    @sofie3508 년 전 +5

    The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 년 전 +2

    bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭

  • @TheJacobshapiro
    @TheJacobshapiro 3 년 전 +431

    Nick Boulton is the adult version of the “you’re disrespecting a future US army soldier” kid from vine.

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 3 년 전 +2

      He actually got into the military, it's cool that he actually followed his dream

    • @VaughnOfficalMusic
      @VaughnOfficalMusic 3 년 전 +1

      @@bruhnova8917 no he didn’t he’s a rapper on SoundCloud

    • @VaughnOfficalMusic
      @VaughnOfficalMusic 3 년 전

      @@bruhnova8917 unless your joking and saying nick bolton is that kid than ya funny

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 3 년 전 +9

      Being a victim of propaganda is not cool

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 3 년 전 +10

      Lmao that sounds so like Sonic PSA but really it isn’t, military recruiters and propaganda are predatory and prey on the disadvantaged, kids

  • @nyraaa7583
    @nyraaa7583 3 년 전 +895

    Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 5 개월 전 +4

    Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”

  • @logan_page
    @logan_page 2 년 전 +4

    That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.

  • @gan5920
    @gan5920 3 년 전 +565

    "I'm gonna do something I never do: SHAVE!" -- Nick Bolton, a man purportedly in a line of work where you are expected to shave literally every single day.

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 3 년 전

      Well I mean some dont

    • @jaheriawilson19
      @jaheriawilson19 3 년 전 +1

      why would they have to shave everyday??

    • @untamedfox35
      @untamedfox35 3 년 전 +27

      @@jaheriawilson19
      (In the army) men must keep their face clean-shaven when in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty. Mustaches are permitted; if worn, mustaches must be kept neatly trimmed, tapered, and tidy.
      Thanks Google.

    • @untamedfox35
      @untamedfox35 3 년 전 +9

      @@jaheriawilson19 They only have to stay shaved if on duty or in uniform, and he was supposedly on duty in the commercial.

    • @jaheriawilson19
      @jaheriawilson19 3 년 전 +1

      @@untamedfox35 ah oki

  • @sunfeatherX3
    @sunfeatherX3 3 년 전 +786

    Fun fact: military grade doesn’t mean strong. It’s means cheap.

    • @getsmoked7219
      @getsmoked7219 3 년 전 +131

      It means the bare minimum required to be usable in the military. So yeah cheap and of low quality

    • @lv9265
      @lv9265 3 년 전 +12

      Wow, didn't know that

    • @its.red32
      @its.red32 3 년 전 +40

      Prior service here..yes, cheap shit for sure. Shit just gets passed around without actually upgrading anything. Pretty sure I used an ACH that was from 10+ years ago.

    • @bekaeast7346
      @bekaeast7346 3 년 전 +18

      Idk it’s advertising to Americans, and America only puts money into the military & doesn’t leave and money for health care. They are saying it more expensive then your life😌

    • @its.red32
      @its.red32 3 년 전 +14

      @@bekaeast7346 yeah America sucks lol. Unless we have a giant Purge, I feel like we're never going to progress and get the necessary health care and education that we need

  • @codiac555
    @codiac555 2 년 전 +6

    I love how Danny’s fighting stance is just caving in his spine

  • @Impracticalminors
    @Impracticalminors 2 년 전 +5

    When Danny swears it's so funny he uses so much emotion

  • @lpsfankanr1
    @lpsfankanr1 3 년 전 +714

    Therapist: "Nutcracker Danny doesn't exist"
    Nutcracker Danny:

  • @cinnamonflavoredmemes
    @cinnamonflavoredmemes 3 년 전 +2377

    That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie

  • @valkyrie9646
    @valkyrie9646 2 년 전 +14

    Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors.
    Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!"
    Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner?
    Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea 년 전 +2

    Out of all the forces that don't need a rugged, tactical shaver, its the Navy. They have modern bathrooms onboard ships. It even shows one in the clip they used

  • @username-mk4qv
    @username-mk4qv 3 년 전 +2883

    Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist.
    Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 년 전 +60

      *continues to stare directly into your soul*

    • @keylaliendo2111
      @keylaliendo2111 3 년 전 +55

      That was scary

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 3 년 전 +63

      I was genuinely afraid for a moment

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 3 년 전 +36

      It actually scared me. 😩

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 3 년 전 +42

      “You can see me”
      “What?”
      “You.. you can see me..”
      “Who are you..?”
      “Finally.”
      “FINALLY!”
      “IM A REAL BOY!!”

  • @stankyratman5685
    @stankyratman5685 3 년 전 +766

    that nutcracker danny skit was STRAIGHT out of a horror movie-

    • @ottiliabjorkmanselhag2860
      @ottiliabjorkmanselhag2860 3 년 전 +25

      yeah i kept looking at it out of fear for the rest of the video

    • @i_live_under_a_bridge3454
      @i_live_under_a_bridge3454 3 년 전 +20

      See everybody is talking about that nutcrackers bit but no one is saying what happened so I had no idea what to expect. Holy shit it was not that. We now need a mini movie where the nutcracker tries to take over Danny's life and yt channel.

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 3 년 전 +3

      @@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 Yeah, I knew it was creepy but it still shook me XD

    • @stars_inthe_sky
      @stars_inthe_sky 3 년 전 +1

      @@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 this is GENIUS!!

    • @i_live_under_a_bridge3454
      @i_live_under_a_bridge3454 3 년 전 +1

      @@stars_inthe_sky Aha thank you I occassionally have a good idea like once every 100 years or so. So What shall we say Danny's halloween special this year?

  • @asamlos
    @asamlos 7 개월 전 +3

    The whole “navy guys” thing is so funny to me bc one of my closest friends was in the navy and she HATES the water

  • @alexincolors7516
    @alexincolors7516 년 전 +3

    HAHA! The scene with the nutcracker is so good! I love it! I guess that shield or however it's name was is like when you took some psychedelics but without taking them actually, just seeing stuff