The Tea (ft. Alli Fitz) - Official Music Video
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- 게시일 2019. 05. 31.
- Stream ►song.link/album/i/1460451396
This is really lit sis, and that's the tea.
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Historians in 2019: decoding hieroglyphs
Historians in 5019: decoding this
"Cool Kids" in 5019: What happened to good music like this?
AHAHAHA!! LMAO!! Ancient manuscripts are easier to decode!
Hahaha we are killing our planet and going to die 🤣
Lol
What do you mean theyre trying to decode this in 5019? Thats prolly how they'll talk by then
No one:
7th graders in a relationship:
Omg that is wayyyyyy too true
Cornelius Rodriguez ananwjwqjw
Cornelius Rodriguez as a 7th grader,, very true
I just finished 7th grade and I can say this is too true
AHHHH TRUE
Truly Shakespearean. In a century's time, youths will need an extensive explanation of meme culture to understand the nuances of this love song.
lmaoaoao IF I LIVE TO SEE IT
IT’S GONNA BE FUNNY
This comment is a funnier joke than this entire video 👍🏻
But why? Cuz of the slang?
*starts peeling your skin off*
and THAT'S the tea
Wonderful to think that only two years later nearly all of the slang in this video is dead.
yeah about 75% of these terms are only said ironically
true, except for the older, more timeless ones like ship and lowkey
For some stupid reason people still say “what’s the tea” This is why I hate Gay Talk!
@@sirquacksalot6463 Gay talk??
@@sirquacksalot6463 Huh?!
When she said "yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip"...
*I felt that*
Zombalaya Q I read this while that happened in the song lol
D e e p😞
I had to listen to that part over again to fully process.. there is just to much to decode
I thought it was "drip"
Zombalaya Q honestly same - it hit close to home
When she said "yeet, oof, wig, weave, gang gang, flex, yee yee, drip"
I felt that
I really felt that too
2:09
@@dilebu highkey
same 👊😔
Yee yee? Where are my members of Kurtistown at?
Wait until you realize Drew was like 50% of the characters
Wait WHAT
Really?
Lol i did
Yeah how did Danny and Danny stand in the same room???
Yeah hes literally the guy singing and everything
Why did we, as fans, ignore just how *iconic* this collab actually was?
Maybe you ignored it
We were always here and appreciate this iconic masterpiece
Who’s we? Lmao
@@saylorgrey1029 Greg
I have no idea who that is and I've never heard of her before or after this lol
So that's probably why I've been ignoring how iconic it is
"You're a skinny legend, I'm a thicc bish." Lol.
The best part is that she really isn't
Just like Mr. Krabs
I’m pretty sure it was actually “bitch”, but I honestly think it’d be better if it were “bish” or even “bih”.
I really thought that Danny was the thicc bish and the girl was the skinny legend. *until i watched the video*
Annie Lynx She’s still very cute imo though
75 years from now a high school student is going to use this in a project about slang in the early 2020’s
William Humphreys and it will be one of our great (great?) grand children.
I don’t think we’re even going to survive that long
You mean late 2010s
@@cutienerdgirl no its 2029
@@daniellesvang3940 Years are different in all countries for me it's 2019
I appologize to the poor kid that has to write an essay about this
I envy him
this really says a lot about the socioeconomic status of the late 2010's
i love tbhk
Why you apologising?
This would legitimately be something that would be shown in a linguistic anthropology class on slang
10 words, 37 letters
say it and im yours
...
...
"yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip"
I know this was 11 months ago but the fact that my brain recognizes this as an actual sentence hurts me
@@thickorange2297 thats because your a cultured person
Please translate. For posterity.
@@jackbaxter-williams8059I don't think that's possible.
"Your a skinny legend and I'm a thicc b*" And that folks is the tea.
periodt
It's Gucci fam 😩💯
You're
fuck! I was gonna comment that :(
"...thick bitch..."
Fun fact: Danny googled 'How to talk to my teen' in order to write the lyrics
Billy Loder Lmao he legit asked his followers on Instagram for modern day slang
it’s the song for every mom wondering what the new slang is
I was the 1k like
Lmao thanks for all the likes
He is 15 he don't need google
English teachers: “you need to learn grammar or else people won’t understand you”
People:
Why is no one talking about the VOCALS??? The gentle way he sang "tea" at 1:17 was absolutely lovely and the power at 2:33 was incredible. This man is so fucking talented, I can't.
I KNOW i cant get over how good that was from how powerful he sang it
YOO THE SECOND ONE WAS GOOD
@@ghostbandaids I KNOWWW RIGHT
I love the way that you’re actually commenting on his talent when the rest of the comments are talking about the Philippines
the absolute control
"you caught my eye by the way you dabbed"
most iconic lyric i've ever heard
Too bad the internet culture changes faster than the time it takes to produce a song.
She really hit us with
“Yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip”
That really just hit differently
Facts
Lowkey
*Lit*
2:09
Drew's role in all of Danny's music videos is the funniest thing ever
Conspiracy: Danny is the hidden member of Big Time Rush who was hidden for his slang powers.
wdym conspiracy this is real
Me trying to fit as many vocab words in a project as i can
Morgan Sylvestre yes
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
Yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip lowkey
“The squad is fam and my bae is queen” 🤣
And I oop- skskskskskskkskksks
Amazon: who ordered 39 wigs and 67 bald caps
Danny: *sweats*
Omg im crying 🤣🤣
Did you really count all that?
Yeet
Did you actually count? 😂🤣😂
What do you mean there all wearing wigs there actually bald
It’s a joke lol
I should play this at my wedding but convince my future spouse, the priest, the bridesmaids, and the groomsmen to act all over emotional so all the guests think they're going crazy or something.
That would actually be kinda dope
no cap
Have you gotten married yet and if so please tel me you played this song?
This was the original "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler"
the tea dabbed so sticking out your gyat for the rizzler could gritty
The best line is by far “Yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip (lowkey)” it hit me hard 😭😭😭
yeah man that hit real hard 😭😭😭😭
Why?
Timestamp?
2:11 2:10 or 2:09 one of those should be it.
Nah it gotta be " I'm a thick bitch"
"i only listen to songs with meaningful lyrics"
*yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip*
Yeet
.emdjklkeeeweaaaerttyyyyyyyyyy6y6yyynymyyyyyyyyyhhhubyyyyyyy yybyhyhyhyhyhhhhhyhyhyhyhyhyhyh5hyhyhyhyhhyhyhyhyhyh5yhbynnybb&hbubyhbyjhybybyhyyhb6nybybhybybhybyb6jynynyn6h6bh6hyyhhy6h
@@spartacusgalactica5226 a-are you ok?
*lowkey*
@@rellytoonanimations2292 nope.
No one:
Nobody:
Danny: and then we eAt ThE hAiR
Time stamp?
@@mariamalkasian2086 it’s not a thing that happened exactly, it’s the conversation the commenter imagines them having coming up with the end to this video
@@alexreid1173 Ohhhh ok
@@mariamalkasian2086 2:54
*begins eating your flesh*
not even trying to be sarcastic or ironic, but i would listen to this song on repeat in my room
this song is actually fire wtf
ikr? this song really brings out Danny's vocals
Frrr
“Not trying to be extra.”
*”Yeet”*
-Drew Gooden- Danny Gonzalez 2019
dustychalkboard omg THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON
Drew gooden
I mean Danny Gonzalez is good
Ibraheem Ghafoor Wait seriously?!
That first yeet always gets me I'm never prepared for it
No one: ...
My mom, trying to understand slang:
Lol this is so relatable 😂
Somehow my mum understands this slang and when I played this song she literally said "I ship your mum and your dad, yeet" my mum is weird someone help me. *she was talking in third person and understands slang*
@@hi-zi1sq I feel u buddy, my mum was the one who taught me what shipping is.... and shes always gonna understand me.. *i can't hide anything from her now*
@@nini-qu5hi my mum doesn't know how to check youtube history though *thank god*
@@hi-zi1sq ok ok thats good, my mum doesnt care about my yt history
2:33 THE POWER IN HIS SINGING OMG
Ok but the harmony on the word "tonight" is so fricking satisfying
Linguists, historians, and english majors will be analyzing this in fifty years to find out how this generation spoke XD
Lol tru tho
It’s honestly “low key” embarrassing... xD
History teacher’s video: This war is not lit like we gotta hide this is low key bad!! Like xd
no no no not this generation, just you ok thanks
This is really lit sis that's the tea
This uses a so much slang and manages to somehow use them all correctly.
I had a stroke hearing all the slang, but the fact that they are actually used properly makes it better
I'm impressed honestly
"i dead ass think youre a sicko mode guy" correct? Ok
Even after 4 years, bald kurtis is still the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
Watching this 3 years later, this is gonna be wild to look back on and think that that’s actually how people talked to some extent
2:09 : "Yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip...LOWKEY"
i felt that
Im dying
And i oop
And I oop-
A n d I o o p-
My future kids: mom, when you where young, did you use any slang words?
Me: **plays this song**
So funny
So funny
So funny
So funny
So funny
Danny's voice is shockingly amazing.
why is nobody talking about danny’s FLAWLESS key change at 2:33
Same key but yeah I love that part
When she said "yee oof wig wig gang gang flex yee yee drip" I felt that 😔😔
Poetry 100
MOOD
MOOD
Low key
@@CrimsonKLAM lmaoo
Video started: two humans falling in love.
Video ending: WIGS EVERYWHERE
Thats the tea sis
And eating them
1000th like, that was satisfying.
Video starts with him saying he fell for her dabbing lol
Yasss
The “thick bitch” by Danny absolutely sends me every time lol
I now can’t unsee Danny bald, that image will stick with me forever tbh
Y'all know Danny was low-key, high-key, low-key flexing on us again
Not Gona lie but low-key high-key I think I agree
Migs DoesEverything yes
High key,
Lowkey
Chicken wing that’s really litsis that’s the tea
This won't even sound like English in 25 years
chanler This won't sound like English in 6 months
English won't sound like English in 25 years
I'll be 32
8's and proud's
it doesn't even sound like English now
I’ll be 37 big oof
Lyrics:
Verse 1: Danny
When I first saw you,
You caught my eye by the way you dabbed.
To be honest, (Oh)
You really slayed and you really snapped.
Not tryna be extra, (Yeet)
But girl, I'm so obsessed with the way you look.
And I think your special. (yUh)
You got me dead and you got me shook
I wrote this song so you would know that I stan. (I stan)
Tryna turn you from my bae to my fam. (My fam)
Never really had a thing for locals, (Yeah)
But lowkey I think that we're highkey goals. (Lowkey)
Chorus: Danny
I really ship this. (Yas)
This is really it sis, ask the chief.
You snatched my wig, sis. (Bye)
My squad is fam and my bae is queen.
My wigs be shipped, sis. (Woah)
It's on its way to the Philippines.
C'mere now, sip this.
This is really lit sis, that's the tea.
(This is really lit sis, that's the tea)
Verse 2: Alli and Danny.
When I first saw you, (Boy)
You caught my eye by the way you flossed.
I was playin fortnite, (Oh!)
You distracted me and I almost lost.
Now I'm like oof, chief. (Oof)
I deadass think your a lit ass dude.
'Cause your so gucci. (Esketit)
I deadass think your a fatass mood.
I deadass think that your a sicko mode guy. (Bae)
Lets grab my Juul and play Mo Bamba tonight. (Tonight)
Your a skinny legend, I'm a thick bitch. (Thick bitch)
Yeet, oof, wig, weave, gang gang, flex, yee yee, drip. (Lowkey)
Chorus: Danny and Alli
I really ship this. (Yas)
This is really it sis, ask the chief.
You snatched my wig, sis. (Bye)
My squad is fam and my bae is queen.
My wigs be shipped, sis. (UPS)
It's on its way to the Philippines.
C'mere now, sip this.
This is really lit sis, that's the tea.
This is really lit sis, that's the tea.
Outro: Danny and Alli
That's the tea.
(Philippines)
That's the tea.
Oohhhh
How long did this take
@@drkaushalc dont ask questions.
@@kvonheartz *how long did this take*
the hero we need but not the hero we deserve
3 years later, this aged like fine wine made out of moldy bread, it gets cringier and better as time passes.
Fr
nobody:
not a single soul:
kurtis and drew: **caressing each other’s bald heads**
Lmaooo I replayed that like 7 times
As i was reading this i look back at the music vid and i see exactly that happening
I see how it is
"I deadass think you're a litass dude"
best part
I deadass think you’re a fat ass mood
Why does this have such a nastalgic feel
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Ali fitz: rips drew gooden and kutis koners wigs off
Me: dies
i can't tell if you wrote koner ironically or not
Shoutout to drew and kurtis for randomly appearing between shots and stealing the show
Lol I just noticed that.
i didnt notice them until you mentioned it-
do you mean Kurtis and Second-Danny-With-A-Wig?
As soon as I realized I spotted Drew, I tried to spot Kurtis. Had to rewatch to realize he was getting his wig snatched at the same time, lol
@@JennaLeigh lol that's crazy 😁timestamps plz
Nobody:
My science teacher trying to be rELaTaBLe tO ThE tEeNs:
this is so relatable
*and thats the tea*
😂
he is trying his best
@@happy_mcfuntime5732 😄thank you
wow thatcool Mr can I go to the bathroom ?
This no joke is the best song I've ever heard
Somehow I managed to not hear of this until four years later when nearly all of this slang is dead
And it's 10x better because of it
therapist: bald danny doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
bald danny:
*drew
Your pfp scared me
Dannys wig got snatched too
2:56
Danny: *subtly throws shade at his entire audience*
Audience: yaaasss chief slayyyyy lmao xD sksksksksksjs
Where are my glasses bUt wE hERe gANgsTa
Wait what does this song mean I'm genuinely confused
Save the turtles skskskskkss
Slayyyy
Still fucking gulping the tea
I like how it breaks down to the point Alli is just literally saying random slang words, it cracks me the hell up
When she said "Yeet oof wig weave gang gang flex yee yee drip (Lowkey)" i really felt that
these lyrics are going to be analyzed in a musical appreciation class 50 years from now
They'll probably know it's for comedy
😭
@@crinsombone5380 yeah but comedic lyrics are still worth analysing
@@EchoHeo I know, I'm just saying that they'll most likely know
I'm gonna be teaching it if they do
This is what people who say their in the wrong generation think all modern music is like.
HEChopsticks I don’t mean to be that guy but that’s the wrong their. The proper one is they’re
Drag0n You're that guy
@@cringevox its ok it had to be done
Drag0n Thank god you said it or else I would’ve had to jump on that grenade.
@lazycatlux lmao the song is suppost to be mocking them and comedic also that isnt what they meant they mean those ppl who say they where born in the wrong era or something you dont have to say that just to like old music
Did anyone notice drew and Kurtis as the waiters thats so slay (ik everyone noticed but that’s still so slay)
I do really love this. It's like a time capsule
This is my favorite Chainsmokers song.
Hahahaha LOVE IT!!!
This is it, I found the comment of the year
chainsmokers can't make a bomb ass song like this even if they tried, danny is too good
@@gelliaced1195 hell yeah
Hahahahaha
*Finally* a music video for bald people at fancy dinner parties
Now those are the only type of parties to go to
It's a tea party
Didn't expect Kurtis and Drew to be in this. Pleasant surprise
I hate how much I love this song
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
6th graders in a relationship:
Nyxja Ausxn I’m a 6th grader....
I’ll sing this to my crush😎
😂😂
Kuromí yikes, prepare to be rejected
Straight up though I’m in in grade 6 and there’s like 3 pepole in a “relationship” and honestly it’s just plain cringe
I'm a sixth grader and I can confirm👍😂
*_there is literally no way that i could ever explain this to any future generations_*
I think I would be more disappointed if they 100% understand
I agree
Imagine going back even five years and trying to explain this.
Ellie frickin Abbey or my parents lol
Ellie frickin Abbey omg right 😂
I wanna take this video in a time capsule and travel back in time to show it to Shakespeare so he can see what the magnificent English language will be like in a few centuries.
This is unironically such an absolute banger.
"iTs oN iTs wAy tO dA pHilIpPinEs"
imma go catch his weave
Putangina same
It's on its way to The Phillipines*
@@catgeo8440 Nice bait
@@catgeo8440 sorryy i just edited it :>
Yep, you’ve passed level 25. You are now legally skilled at making fire songs.
*thats the tea*
Mhm
He’s reached the pink color
Yeah, I Suck
no, you do not suck.
edit: your name bothered me
you swallow 😂 i’m sorry
Did Jarvis have the tea
this lowkey highkey kinda slaps like lowkey highkey.
Tbh Alli Fitz is like the prettiest girl ever
Simp
@@phileepus1930 SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA FKFKSHAVSDD 😂😂😂😂😂
@@shadychimp288 the scary part is i can't tell if you actually find that funny
@@prajnaraj8907 of course I dont
At first, I thought this would be a nice, serious song.
Then she dabbed 20 seconds into the song.
And I remembered I was watching Danny Gonzalez.
you expected SERIOUS from DANNY GONZALEZ?
THIS IS DREW GOODEN
@@lampbug its called the tea, whatd you think. Also, hes got a wife, why wouldnt she be in it instead
I feel you
@@kagamemeren3211 no
drew, danny, and kurtis bald is possibly the most terrifying thing I have seen all day.
Yup
I love how drew has the wig he wore in his Kim possible video
It was the same person filmed 3 times
More like all year lol
I'm really gonna need the kurtis timestamp im sorry
Danny saying yas is something I didn't know I needed
The troubling thing is that I understand this
"Low-key I think we're high-key goals, low-key"
Kennedy Gates yeah ok but like lowkey tho
@@theomoment yeah ok but like lowkey tho
It's high-key but like low-key, that's the tea
Thelostgamer146 yeah ok but like low key tho
medium key
This is a time capsule. If I have kids, they're gonna see this.
Heidi Vining I like you hat.
@@ohhnoheshooot5641 Aww. Thanks. My sister made it for me.
You mistakenly think your kids will care about stuff like this. I mean, they *might*, but my teenager definitely is not asking me about Nirvana.
@@Cherie112358 Well, I'm kinda obsessed with the 1980s, sooooo I ask my mom about her life at my age. It's only natural to tell kids about the good ol' days.
Ur kid probably will be like ewww that’s so weirdddd. Then, u would probably say NO WHATS WITH YOUR DUMB STUFF THIS WAS MUCH BETTER.
*That’s what our parents tell us all the time*😂
@Heidi Vining
Lol sorry you couldn’t understand it😁
This the original, good version of those god-awful Gen alpha “skibidi rizz gyatt” songs
Pretty much everything I despise and hate about the internet put into a beautifully-crafted and catchy song. You're amazing, Danny. And Alli. Well freaking done.
This and TMG is basically how our whole generation will be remembered as and I'm okay with it.
TMG?
@@Ash_W04 tiny meat gang aka Cody Ko and Noel Miller
tmg is my life
ok but this is facts and i really love it
yas queen
Shoutout to the Kim possible wig making a comeback. An ambitious but well pulled off cross over
well pulled off like my wig after listening to this song sis, that's the tea
it's the weave
This is simultaneously the best and worst depiction of Gen Z I’ve ever seen-
POV: Your mom's reading your texts
A modern love story.
Also, a third way through it started sounding like a different language and I think my brain malfunctioned
Same
Camilla Draws you mean this is in English?
This is Ed Sheeran and Beyonce's Perfect Like Tea Edition
The better edition
Imagine trying to explain this to someone who lived 20 years ago.
Imagine someone from the 1800s
Drew was "low-key" looking like Mat Pat in that wig
my future child: dad, can you help me with my vocabulary on 2019 history?
me: *i got just the thing for you*
Your profile picture is a blessing.
Exactly right
no child would ever fucking ask that or study that class... like wtf
@@rainbau3352 dude calm down its a joke...
Low-key high-key low-key downloading this onto my pencil sharpener
what is a pencil sharpenerrr
@@pluto_1626 a machine where you sharpen pencils
I hate that I know where this is from
@@ainsleyburrows2654 lol
Nice throwback reference
“Chile 😳✨💅”
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Idk why but bald Kurtis hits different
Thats really weird to say
Youre literally archiving history. Future cultural historians will cite this in their studies of the year of 2019
Sophia Bianco an archive is a record of smth (usually historical) so archiving history = recording history
The world be over by then, actually humans will be extinct
"My squad is fam and my bae is queen" Gonzalez (2019)
No one:
Teachers trying to be relatable:
my english teacher says cap, and my spanish teacher says tea
ASGHJGHHAHAHA
lol now all I'll be thinking about in class is what if my math teacher said "algebra's really lit sis, and that's the tea".
Killuah is cool
Listening to his music out of context is like a journey from ultimate confusion to almost enlightenment
The worst part is this song is designed as incomprehensible slang and we can all perfectly comprehend it.