THATS WHY YO MOMMA DEAD | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary

"The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.

"Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor."
Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!

Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset

So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy

Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS*
Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.

5:50
This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little".
Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.

Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car

Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit."
Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."

"Meeting with Landfall games"
I can only imagine their office is just a garage

"Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.

i love how welcoming this games community is
They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"

*Guy holding his AK-47 while crawling though the grass*
Me, an intellectual: "PET RUSSIAN I HAVE GIFT FOR YOU!"

TheRussianbadger:"I just see an ak47 sticking through the grass"
Me: *fear*

I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.

Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it

When you talk to them you BETTER make them add a comically large spoon melee or otherwise I will unleash every damm french in the planet

"LGTB? Whats that?"
"Its lettuce, gay, tomato and bacon."

Badger is the only KRplusr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.

5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao

As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while

“Unironically Finnish” would be a great name for a comedy on Netflix.

2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect

4:42 and now Badger is one

"tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag"
tabg: *goes free to play*

“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”
As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.

10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger

(9:46 & 9:51) This is perfect for Ralsei, *now he never has to let go of the trigger to heal!*

26 frames per second, in my home that's considered a luxury.

the guys at landfall need to add removable and weaponized clothing that you can hold and use as a weapon. you haven't lived until you've decked someone in the jaw with a human-sized pickle suit

4:30 the whole scene

when you said pain here 3:31 my game had a nuke go off (fallout 3 ps3)

"29 seconds ago" wow that's a frame-perfect browser refresh

Suggestion for the game: A blessing that does nothing but make every gun reload sound a garand ping.

That one dude in middle school after saying that the n-word is bad
8:30

0:03 this aged very well

Badger: "The $5 was worth it"
Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."

"At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit."
*Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*

0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin
Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though

1:32 I like how you put Godzilla for God
👍

I've got the best weapon suggestion in 3 words:
Comically. Large. Spoon.

Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny

Badger is slowly turning inti Quentin Tarantino.

Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian

I love how badger is just casually like
“Yeah we turned Mozzie into a pickle”

Never thought I'd ever hear Skullker without fucking around with a soundboard throughout the entire video.

"if you have any brain cells you don't feel like losing I'd play some 90's the hell outta here" my brain cells left me a long time ago sorry badger

It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly

The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time

From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE

"I don't actually hate Tabg"
Badger from the first clips alone there was no need to say that

4:23 is that J Cole?

Everybody: "Maybe not circle town?"
Skullker: C I R C L E T O W N

Badger: "even better than poppy"
Poppy: So about those dollar shave club razors...

Warcrime style is where instead of mustard, you get mustard gas on your fries.

It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??

*Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**

Ohioan here:
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight"
well they did call this game "Totally accurate" for a reason

9:53
As an American, I can confirm this is how our healthcare system works.
Please send help.

"A guy with two arms carrying an AK-47"
Me: um that's a Benneli M4

Here's my suggestion: make downed enemies be able to be used as melee weapons.

"Hey buddy. How good are you?"
*proceeds to ascend via building stack*

i need custom TABG air force 1s 4:18

I cant stop thinking about how much badger looks like the bowler hat man 😂

"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣

I want a game mode for tabg that is a team based multiplayer mode where you equip your load out and attachments and then enter a match and play with other’s in king of the hill,capture the flag,or whatever other game mode they put in

Fun fact a lot of these weapons are actually from totally accurate battle simulator tabs

Badger here's your suggestion:
We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.

"A pair of forearms and an AK47 going through the grass"
Yeah that's Vietnam

“Where’s the chicken”
“HES IN THE GROUND”

I can’t believe I didn’t notice this till now but at 10:20 I feel like it was intention to do pestilys out-tro music on the plague doctor

Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.

Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090....
My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations

0:16
Badger: **sees a shotgun**
Also Badger: "AK-47"

"I never thought I'd talk to a tabg character" turns into a tabg character

“I’m Finnish”
*He’s Finnish*
“I dropped out of high school”
*He dropped out of high school*
“I go to boarding school”
*He goes to boarding school*

Comically Large Spoon is now in Payday 2 and if the community gets a collected 5 million kills with the spoon then we get gold spoon

“I’m playing with a fucking tabg asset right now, this is so fucking confusing”
One tabg video later: ”I’m in the game”

my therapist gave russian badger the greenlight for when i need to cope with my crippling depression

Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.

Here's a suggestion: add a 1% chance of dying when reloading the garand because of garand thumb

Badger's "Hello" sounds weirdly soothing to hear, considering his chaotic and eccentric nature

The fact, that badger got to talk to an OFFICAL voice actor for COD: vanguard, R6S, and more. Badger could've talked about ANYTHING he wanted to. And he chose to teach Martin about TABG and pickle rick... Gods bless America

Person: Gets shot
Credit card: *Declines*
Healthcare system: Pops a .50 cal anti materiel sniper rifle headshot at point blank range

They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.

Watching Badger again really reminded of the dumb and fun humor i enjoy and really its whats making my day just watching old videos ive missed.

Tabg is the most fun I’ve genuinely ever played out of all battle royales

For years, I never noticed but all his sfm models he uses he makes sure their mouths are always covered so he doesnt have to go through the hell of animating lips and mouths. The only model with a mouth he uses is the Cacodemon and it's just opening and closing the jaw for screams. I'm an idiot for not noticing this sooner xD

“Is this what nam was like” it’s inaccurate they weren’t in the god damn trees

"..When you've been gaming for 5 hours and your shorts smell flammable.."
That's an average Saturday night, and my shorts smell about as flammable as water.

4:42
Badger 7 1/2 months ago: I'm playing with a TABG asset right now, this is so confusing.
Badger literally 5 days ago: I'm in TABG

I like how Jurassic420 had a little guy next to him just parroting and confirming everything he said.

Idea: have the crying seal as a character.
Have a camera that blinds people when taking pictures.
You could eat crayons
T-pain vs. Tuxbird in TABG

5:00 i didnt notice till i replayed a bit of persona5 but you actually used background characters from the game for this bit

11:00 bro that's above my average while playing this fucking game

i feel like i would like to see badger and heavenly play “a way out” together

“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”
For the life of me I can’t get the line out of my head, no matter how hard I try

Remember kids: swaws
also, can confirm that Dollar Shave Club is FUCKING GREAT. The biggest convenience in all my life!

I got done doing a sword fight in the showers and I get a facial product for showering.

Add “drip” to the in-game vocab.
Edit: Obligatory “thank you for the likes” edit.