Dwight Schrute LIFE LESSONS - The Office US

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  • 게시일 2019. 06. 14.
  • Whoever may be your favorite character in The Office US, only one really tells the unadulterated truth & that is the one and only Dwight Kurt Schrute. Here are some of the most important life lessons he has provided through the 9 seasons.
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  • @theparkinglot_turtle9353
    @theparkinglot_turtle9353 4 년 전 +12896

    “I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby”

  • @cheek1983
    @cheek1983 3 년 전 +2757

    “Ryan, you don’t have to wrestle him. Ryan... just get in the coffin.”
    Gets me every time

  • @jbear3839
    @jbear3839 4 년 전 +1568

    Everytime the fact the one weapon he chooses to hide in the toliet is the only one he has to put his mouth on gets me 😂😂😂

    • @justinhansen9355
      @justinhansen9355 3 년 전 +177

      Remember exposing yourself to germs is the best way to build antibodies - Dwight

    • @jbear3839
      @jbear3839 2 년 전 +4

      @Steves Chair Sorry Stanley.

    • @03PaK
      @03PaK 2 년 전 +4

      @@justinhansen9355 “bowl of dirt.”

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 2 년 전 +8

      It's clean water... geez ppl

    • @donalddickerson206
      @donalddickerson206 년 전 +7

      To be fair, it's in the sanitary part of the toilet.

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412

    What about the actual life lesson he gives to Ryan?
    “You know why you haven’t made a single sale? Because you think you know everything. You need to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things.”

    • @horacevu
      @horacevu 2 년 전 +40

      Its called bullcrap and a client can smell it from a mile away.

    • @boredhi3454
      @boredhi3454 2 년 전 +6

      Owo you are a guy with a lot opinions

    • @krishnaj.6846
      @krishnaj.6846 년 전

      @@boredhi3454 🤣

    • @mrmm4145
      @mrmm4145 년 전 +12

      Not everything is a lesson ,Ryan
      Sometimes you just fail

    • @amytgt903
      @amytgt903 년 전

      @@mrmm4145 My personal favorite

  • @Fifatrill
    @Fifatrill 4 년 전 +9400

    “too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”
    -dwight k schrute

    • @rudiausbuddeln3652
      @rudiausbuddeln3652 4 년 전 +147

      But please only in third world countries

    • @VenViper
      @VenViper 4 년 전 +305

      @@rudiausbuddeln3652 including you

    • @annewanjiru2617
      @annewanjiru2617 4 년 전 +428

      @@rudiausbuddeln3652 why?? because people in developing countries are lesser beings? What a foolish statement to make

    • @grizzledwarveteran2321
      @grizzledwarveteran2321 4 년 전 +39

      Thanos

    • @XpXpert
      @XpXpert 4 년 전 +36

      Avengers Infinity War in a nutshell

  • @doubleaa_02
    @doubleaa_02 4 년 전 +3419

    “Safety is...
    **CLICK.**
    *ON.”*

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape

    Me: *wants to breathe*
    Mind: "idiots breathe"
    Me: *suffocates*

  • @SooHaaacked
    @SooHaaacked 3 년 전 +367

    3:33 *“I did however tip my urologist”* LOL!!

    • @Samuftie
      @Samuftie 3 년 전 +15

      3:33 please edit ur comment and add this timestamp. Thanks!

    • @SooHaaacked
      @SooHaaacked 3 년 전 +14

      @@Samuftie I will, thank you for asking nicely

  • @jacobgasser3093
    @jacobgasser3093 4 년 전 +3808

    Dwight would be that one teacher in school that doesn't stick to the standards and we learn all sorts of wack stuff

  • @__m__a__x__
    @__m__a__x__ 4 년 전 +2200

    "I now have the strength of a grown man and a baby" classic Dwight

  • @tamedfoxes2682
    @tamedfoxes2682 3 년 전 +559

    when you realize cousin Mose created/wrote the good place

  • @a-dizzlem-shizzy1206
    @a-dizzlem-shizzy1206 4 년 전 +2931

    “Too many people on this earth.we need a new plague”
    2020:that’s a good idea

  • @kaylacherry5173
    @kaylacherry5173 4 년 전 +2321

    "don't be an idiot", changed my life

  • @Chronas9.9
    @Chronas9.9 4 년 전 +7987

    Honestly, Dwight was the best part of the entire series.

    • @VenViper
      @VenViper 4 년 전 +322

      Michael aswell

    • @hokispokis9913
      @hokispokis9913 4 년 전 +25

      y e s

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom 4 년 전 +129

      It’s different for different people. For me it was Michael.

    • @kiddingme01
      @kiddingme01 4 년 전 +69

      @@neomcdoom that's what she said...or he said...

    • @kryptev8297
      @kryptev8297 4 년 전 +46

      @@kiddingme01 because of gay

  • @keeto787
    @keeto787 4 년 전 +195

    *dead goose on the desk* “Aww Dwight we talked about this..” 😂

    • @duckdestroyer2412
      @duckdestroyer2412 3 년 전 +1

      I want to know his recipe for goose. Anyone who has eaten wild goose can tell you that it tastes awful.

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 3 년 전

      @@duckdestroyer2412 then why do people hunt them?

    • @duckdestroyer2412
      @duckdestroyer2412 3 년 전

      Because I'm not gonna lie it is fun as hell. So you choke it down so it is still ethical and not just killing for sport.

  • @roryhudson5677
    @roryhudson5677 4 년 전 +134

    I love how at 4:10 you can see that Dwight isn't even looking at the camera, he's looking straight into the eyes of the cameraman. This show is honestly kind of genius.

  • @AlpineShepherdBoy
    @AlpineShepherdBoy 4 년 전 +2896

    How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

  • @norteno149
    @norteno149 4 년 전 +270

    0:43 The way Dwight says “resorbed the other fetus.” And the way he shrinks the toy is gold.

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 2 년 전 +1

      Me too lol I believe Rainn Wilson spoke about on the commentary for that episode (though it could've been a different episode)

  • @kiddosjelken4033
    @kiddosjelken4033 4 년 전 +829

    Dwight- “We need a new plauge” 2020- write that down! write that down!

  • @blackfireacid315
    @blackfireacid315 3 년 전 +45

    9:58
    Dwight: I can casually stop the blow,
    Jim: (slap)
    Dwight: (shocked pikachu face)

  • @da.4
    @da.4 4 년 전 +1370

    "I say that it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose"

    • @dxt4172
      @dxt4172 4 년 전 +6

      *floop* ;)

    • @layyouin6860
      @layyouin6860 4 년 전 +22

      I mean, c'mon, really think about what that means... It is brilliant!

    • @zypher4794
      @zypher4794 4 년 전 +5

      Ok but what happens if your hurt by someone you know in purpose

    • @TheItalianoAssassino
      @TheItalianoAssassino 2 년 전 +2

      Actually based

  • @jkajmo
    @jkajmo 4 년 전 +3242

    Personally I'll never smile if I don't have to, Dwight taught me that showing one's teeth is a sign of weakness. Also that "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it "murder" not "mukduk"
    Thanks Dwight.

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 4 년 전 +8

      He couldn't have been more wrong.

    • @yesipan
      @yesipan 4 년 전 +94

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 *He couldn't have been more right

    • @DonGarcia11
      @DonGarcia11 4 년 전 +24

      @@a.demifemiflapo5795 I disagree with.

    • @angelopellicci179
      @angelopellicci179 4 년 전 +2

      @@DonGarcia11 is this a reference to kevins time saving?

    • @DonGarcia11
      @DonGarcia11 4 년 전 +13

      @@angelopellicci179 It's something Jim tells Dwight to make him angry, something about ending sentences with prepositions.

  • @Jxmmy07
    @Jxmmy07 3 년 전 +456

    Dwight: there's too many people on earth, we need a new plague
    2020: totally

    • @vempor129
      @vempor129 3 년 전 +2

      Stolen comment :/

    • @jamesr5741
      @jamesr5741 3 년 전 +1

      What a poor excuse for a plague 'that' was.

    • @Jxmmy07
      @Jxmmy07 3 년 전

      @@vempor129 no..I saw the clip and this is what I thought of.

    • @vempor129
      @vempor129 3 년 전 +2

      @@Jxmmy07 “too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”
      -dwight k schrute
      5.6K
      A-Dizzle M-Shizzy
      A-Dizzle M-Shizzy
      3 months ago
      “Too many people on this earth.we need a new plague”
      2020:that’s a good idea
      686

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 년 전 +1

      2020: "sure"

  • @wesleeson
    @wesleeson 2 년 전 +27

    "it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than a stranger on purpose."
    -Dwight Kickass Shrute.

  • @takl1112
    @takl1112 4 년 전 +3538

    This video has taught me more than 17 years of school

  • @Joe-Nathan
    @Joe-Nathan 4 년 전 +1462

    The show’s been over for half a decade but this channel is still very active and I love it.
    Edit: spelling

    • @JD.Knight
      @JD.Knight 4 년 전 +7

      Nearly half a million views in 1 day....crazy 😂😂

    • @JD.Knight
      @JD.Knight 4 년 전 +1

      @Bicc OG are you sure....as its not original content?

    • @araaraurydice
      @araaraurydice 4 년 전 +2

      Has it really been that long?? I've just started watching actually.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 4 년 전 +2

      How many years is half a decade?

    • @veridiumundaunted7978
      @veridiumundaunted7978 4 년 전

      @@drServitis 5

  • @cloudstreets1396
    @cloudstreets1396 4 년 전 +108

    “I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.”
    -Dwight Fart Schrute

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 4 년 전 +110

    “That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart.”
    I mean, he’s not wrong

    • @Tim-K.
      @Tim-K. 2 년 전 +1

      Research indicates that if one’s brain isn’t damaged, there can be brain activity after one’s death. Therefore it’s not like the lights go out instantaneously

    • @theaveragejoe7966
      @theaveragejoe7966 2 년 전

      @@Tim-K. That is true

  • @albertehenderson1363
    @albertehenderson1363 4 년 전 +772

    0:40 So That's why His feelings regenerate twice the speed of normal man's

  • @michaelhegwood9977
    @michaelhegwood9977 4 년 전 +1027

    Dwight is the reason I hide weapons around the workplace... And probably why I keep getting fired.

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster 4 년 전 +16

      Michael Hegwood i make 3 deadly nightsticks and a prison knife but my supervisor “found them “ so a got home suspension for a whole week

    • @hamzahajji5814
      @hamzahajji5814 4 년 전 +2

      As you should

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 년 전 +1

      😂😂 best fandom ever

    • @dwightk.schrute3934
      @dwightk.schrute3934 4 년 전 +8

      Hide them better

    • @criticalalfredo707
      @criticalalfredo707 4 년 전 +5

      back when i was in high school i hid 2 pocket knife and 4 improvised nightsticks in the school library since i became a library committee member until i'm graduated no one knows that i brought and hid weapons in the library even teachers have no idea

  • @meerkat_4660
    @meerkat_4660 4 년 전 +31

    “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than a stranger on purpose”
    That's actually good advice in the context of other situations. This is said a lot by martial arts teachers. Parents complain that they don’t want their children to participate in lessons because they don’t want them to get hurt. In response the instructors always say something along the lines of what Dwight said

    • @renanleandro5914
      @renanleandro5914 7 개월 전 +1

      Tho in the case of guns, I do think it's better to be shot by someone you dont know than by someone you know

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 개월 전

      @@renanleandro5914trueZ

  • @EmpireTextbooks
    @EmpireTextbooks 2 년 전 +27

    The way Dwight says “resorbed” when talking about how he took over his brother fetus is hilarious

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 년 전 +1

      His motion with the ball thingy is the cherry on top (anyone know what those things are called I want one)

    • @user-yc5um2pl5v
      @user-yc5um2pl5v 7 개월 전 +1

      Reabsorbed.

  • @deepakmnair4165
    @deepakmnair4165 4 년 전 +453

    5:56 Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... On.
    Classic Dwight. 😆🐻🌟

  • @goldwincs
    @goldwincs 4 년 전 +396

    7:02 LOL I can't help but think of Dwight's "Too many people on this earth. We need a new plague" line every time I'm in a crowded room

  • @hepringle
    @hepringle 3 년 전 +50

    “There’s too many people we need a new plague”
    Dwight predicted 2020

  • @DieGymnasier1901
    @DieGymnasier1901 4 년 전 +19

    Dwight: "we need a new plague"
    2020: "I got you fam"

  • @edmondmills4070
    @edmondmills4070 4 년 전 +191

    You forgot that moment when Jim asks Dwight: "Why did you come here?"
    "To socialize. And inform."

  • @annalise7998
    @annalise7998 4 년 전 +814

    dwight is hands down one of the best characters 😂

  • @rayyannmurtaza
    @rayyannmurtaza 2 년 전 +7

    How about:
    "Not everything's a lesson Ryan, sometimes you just fail. "

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 3 년 전 +39

    Dwight is possibly the funniest TV character of all time. Absolutely brilliant 👍😀

  • @ScoutJeanLouise
    @ScoutJeanLouise 4 년 전 +599

    I love the moment when Dwight was the sane one.
    like,
    Robert California: This medal was my grandfather's. He received it for acts of courage. For excellence. It's a tribute one man gives another. I could give you a job, Dwight. Why not let me give you something even better?
    Dwight: It's a job interview, not a flea market.

    • @batfan1939
      @batfan1939 4 년 전 +44

      Or when the GPS told Michael to drive into the lake.

    • @dwightk.schrute3934
      @dwightk.schrute3934 4 년 전 +4

      If I wanted to go to the flea market I would’ve

    • @love4soapie
      @love4soapie 3 년 전 +2

      Batfan1939 ikr

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 년 전 +2

      Also Dwight: my grandfather also received medals, but they were taken away in the Allied concentration camp

  • @wozthescott2804
    @wozthescott2804 4 년 전 +834

    *TODAY, SMOKING IS GONNA SAVE LIVES*

  • @robobo1726
    @robobo1726 3 년 전 +7

    7:10 "We need a new plague"
    NOOOO DWIGHT NOOO

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii 2 년 전 +7

    Dwight: We need a new plague
    *2020: Write that down*

  • @nahumgale9738
    @nahumgale9738 4 년 전 +249

    You forgot the best life lesson of all:
    “That’s how it goes sometimes, you know... you lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.”
    That’s a very good point, Dwight.

    • @zzig4447
      @zzig4447 4 년 전 +17

      Nahum Gale and this.
      “Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it!” 😆

    • @tracedapig3985
      @tracedapig3985 3 년 전

      a

  • @mehmoodali8869
    @mehmoodali8869 4 년 전 +256

    "To jumpstart a car first pop the hood and then clip these bad boys anywhere on the engine."
    -Michael ❤

  • @vabez00
    @vabez00 년 전 +35

    Rainn Wilson achieved something remarkable: he interpreted to perfection a character that would be scary in real life if only he weren't thoroughly ridiculous

  • @trinayanakaushik811

    I love Dwight Schrute for his honesty. He follows his own principles that do not change with situations. He is so honest, consistent and transparent. As a person who has a hard times judging people I wish everyone would be like him. Just tell me the truth even if you don't like me, I just need the truth. Dwight is my favourite charater in all television.

  • @padminip9482
    @padminip9482 4 년 전 +731

    We should have a "Everytime Toby mumbles" compilation. What do y'all think??

  • @themartian3213
    @themartian3213 4 년 전 +5603

    “Don’t be an idiot, changed my life.” This is an amazing line.
    Thank you so much for all the likes!

    • @gerritkruger4014
      @gerritkruger4014 4 년 전 +29

      Packing in Trump art of the deal😂

    • @fredymercury1152
      @fredymercury1152 4 년 전 +4

      The real funny is.if the idiot think.he wont do that

    • @gerritkruger4014
      @gerritkruger4014 4 년 전

      @@fredymercury1152 that's why I said it....🤦

    • @PFC2018
      @PFC2018 4 년 전

      New life motto

    • @DutchDouchebag
      @DutchDouchebag 4 년 전 +12

      "Thanks for all the likes!"
      Wow, you really needed a digital extension of your ego _that bad_ huh

  • @tylerbaker4411
    @tylerbaker4411 4 년 전 +27

    They missed the most important one
    You can’t handle my undivided attention

  • @samgu619
    @samgu619 3 년 전 +14

    Small detail: Dwight opens and closes the ball whilst saying "resorbed."

  • @cocochannel9672
    @cocochannel9672 4 년 전 +147

    ""Don't be an idiot!" changed my life." changed my life.

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 4 년 전 +6

      ""Don't be an idiot!" changed my life!" changed my life." changed my life.

    • @oken3327
      @oken3327 3 년 전 +3

      @@peachtea7269 “”Don’t be an idiot!” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.

    • @Archalias100
      @Archalias100 3 년 전 +3

      @@oken3327 “”Don’t be an idiot” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.

    • @tylers7224
      @tylers7224 3 년 전 +2

      No I will not continue this.

    • @Archalias100
      @Archalias100 3 년 전 +3

      @@tylers7224 you are everything that is wrong with the world

  • @annachase4715
    @annachase4715 4 년 전 +264

    Why did angela looked so turned on when dwight said he resorbed the other fetus???😂😂

    • @Vyend
      @Vyend 4 년 전 +41

      I guess she sees that like a proof of 'the sronger/capable male' or something in that sense, like when she saw Dwight holding a baby and get instantly turned on, or when Dwight and Andy fight for her, It's her thing haha

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 4 년 전 +32

      Because he has the strength of a grown man and little baby.

    • @davidr.4042
      @davidr.4042 4 년 전 +7

      Because she's nuts! 😂

    • @elenacaglioticosta7866
      @elenacaglioticosta7866 3 년 전 +7

      They're ment for each other

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 3 년 전 +2

      cuz she is subbmisive 😂😂

  • @bmustiata
    @bmustiata 4 년 전 +5

    8:13 Dwight with a dead duck. Toby: "Oh Dwight, we talked about this!" Dwight: "No, Toby! This is different. He's already dead". I'm in stitches.

  • @abdelkaderalikhoudja7540

    Dwight could easily go for the best character ever created in Series history

  • @sg-df8pz
    @sg-df8pz 4 년 전 +129

    "just...get in the coffin. Ryan ?"
    "Bye Ryan"

  • @dariusdarkshadow1288
    @dariusdarkshadow1288 4 년 전 +225

    3:06 A rare sight of Dwight pressing f in the chat long before it was a meme 😂

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 년 전 +14

      It was a letter grade for the performance

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 년 전 +1

      @@why3011 r/woooosh

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 년 전 +13

      @@lj.853 u did it wrong and I don't think it even applies

    • @iMDead.
      @iMDead. 3 년 전

      @@why3011 no he/she was right

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 년 전

      ​@@iMDead. in what way

  • @harshuttarwar1027
    @harshuttarwar1027 4 년 전 +9

    THIS IS THE MOST INSPIRING AND LIFE CHANGING VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN... Hats off to you Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager.

  • @sanam3665
    @sanam3665 2 년 전 +2

    07:46 Dwight-" I accidentally ran over it ,it's a Christmas miracle". 😈🤣
    What a smile he has😅

  • @iryairya2008
    @iryairya2008 4 년 전 +315

    Dwight is love, Dwight is life, Dwight is the world, Dwight is everything

  • @magentamoth621
    @magentamoth621 4 년 전 +59

    *4:36*
    *"Mr. A. Knife"*

  • @tjallday95
    @tjallday95 4 년 전 +16

    3:20 Being a delivery driver before, this scene always hurt. Yes, there are people out there like Dwight. It sucks

    • @David-fd8hy
      @David-fd8hy 4 년 전 +15

      Your company should pay you better, not the customer...

  • @chitty_chef6167
    @chitty_chef6167 4 년 전 +3

    3:44 the way he just throws the paper at poor kevin lmao

  • @bergerman487
    @bergerman487 4 년 전 +146

    Bear Grylls : I can survive any types of forests
    Dwight : Hold my beets!

  • @taberbooth9203
    @taberbooth9203 4 년 전 +126

    All jokes aside, this show actually taught me a lot about life and love and just general psychology.

  • @RONdomTheology
    @RONdomTheology 3 년 전 +16

    Dwight: we need a new plague!
    2020: I got you covered

    • @RONdomTheology
      @RONdomTheology 3 년 전

      lol i did this before i saw a-dizzle-m-shizzle's, look at his, its better

  • @humsss
    @humsss 4 년 전 +11

    "No Toby! This one's already dead!" If that was out of context, this show would be even weirder (if possible).

  • @Mystic_Christopher
    @Mystic_Christopher 4 년 전 +29

    "Its better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose" Changed my life 😂

  • @loaiel-hoshy3532
    @loaiel-hoshy3532 4 년 전 +210

    Thank you
    That's a 10-min life crash course

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 년 전 +5

    That montage of weapons made me laugh the hardest in this comp.

  • @falconthebird5582
    @falconthebird5582 4 년 전 +5

    "No, Toby, this is different. He's already dead."
    --Dwight K. Schrute

  • @batsuperman2387
    @batsuperman2387 4 년 전 +369

    Just an unpopular opinion: Dunder mifflin is a lucky company to have Dwight as their worker

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn 4 년 전 +21

      *Regional Manager

    • @tytoalba6573
      @tytoalba6573 4 년 전 +12

      @@delinseurn *Assistant Regional Manager

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn 4 년 전 +19

      @@tytoalba6573 I mean, I meant like at the end of the show. But anyways its Assistant *to* the regional manager

    • @tytoalba6573
      @tytoalba6573 4 년 전 +3

      @@delinseurn I know. I meant it as a joke and was hoping someone would add *too the regional manager or something, but I suppose we lost that opportunity. ah well.

    • @PaTrick-cf6ev
      @PaTrick-cf6ev 4 년 전

      Tyto Alba assistant to the regional manager

  • @InsaneFire10YT
    @InsaneFire10YT 4 년 전 +263

    Lesson 1: dont let Michael drive the forklift

    • @internettroll7497
      @internettroll7497 4 년 전 +8

      He can and he will

    • @InsaneFire10YT
      @InsaneFire10YT 4 년 전

      Internet troll NO YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE FORKLIFT YOU ARE NOT LICENSED TO DRIVE ONE

    • @jamess3417
      @jamess3417 4 년 전 +1

      @@InsaneFire10YT HEY DARRYL HOW'S IT HANGING!?

    • @mrsmokeiv6041
      @mrsmokeiv6041 4 년 전 +1

      Yes but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world...

  • @tino258852258852
    @tino258852258852 3 년 전 +4

    When you realize Roy was lucky just to get sprayed 4:28

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 3 년 전 +9

    “We need a new plague” thanks Dwight. You jinxed us lol

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 년 전

      Ok, who's gonna buy him a coke? Hope they're not sold out. 😉

  • @jen6294
    @jen6294 4 년 전 +66

    Micheal: And remember no matter what, I will always love you.
    Dwight: What if he's a murderer?
    Micheal: He's not going to be a murderer.
    Dwight: Maybe that’s how you die.

  • @frozensolid2335
    @frozensolid2335 4 년 전 +74

    "It is your birthday" first time I saw the office, and I watched the show so many times since

  • @iamatn3317
    @iamatn3317 년 전 +2

    The way he shows the sword from the ceiling is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fpsmat3r320
    @fpsmat3r320 3 년 전 +8

    Dwight: we need a new plague
    Merry Christmas Dwight you’ll love 2020

  • @axbdz
    @axbdz 4 년 전 +47

    “in the wild healthcare is ow i hurt my leg, i can’t run, a lion eats me, and i’m dead. wow i’m not dead, i’m the lion, you’re dead.”

  • @sarahann8259
    @sarahann8259 4 년 전 +18

    "Oh Dwight, we talked about this..." 😂😂

  • @DanielReyes-of5qo
    @DanielReyes-of5qo 8 개월 전

    Not everything's a lesson. Sometimes, you just fail. Best line from Deight

  • @kav1ar5
    @kav1ar5 4 년 전 +9

    Dwight: “we need a new plague” 2020: “...”

  • @ldbeastmode0689
    @ldbeastmode0689 4 년 전 +95

    K-I-S-S
    Keep it simple stupid
    Great advice,
    Hurts my feelings every time

  • @maturelydisapointingmember2699

    Michael Scott actually taught me how to wire a car. It didnt work.

    • @rexroeder6617
      @rexroeder6617 4 년 전

      Maturely Disapointing Member of Society You’re his son?

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 년 전

      ...and, in return, he taught you self restraint

  • @greenboi4090
    @greenboi4090 3 년 전 +10

    "humans can go for several *hours* decapitated"

  • @leonardor-loaiza382
    @leonardor-loaiza382 4 년 전 +17

    Office UK: I am a god!
    Office US: Well we have a Dwight

  • @charlesford3028
    @charlesford3028 4 년 전 +59

    Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety is...
    *_clicks safety_*
    On.

  • @karkar3208
    @karkar3208 4 년 전 +29

    5:14 " watch that I don't hit my carotid artery here" LOL Michael carotid artery is in the neck lmao

  • @mercedesmasong6095
    @mercedesmasong6095 4 년 전 +6

    I love Dwight 😂 “Who are all these people. It’s too many people on this planet. We need a new plague.”
    That’s something I say to myself everyday in LA traffic.

  • @jackcudzil4963
    @jackcudzil4963 4 년 전 +6

    “ow, i hurt my leg, i can’t run, a lion eats me, and im dead”

  • @FJSpecter
    @FJSpecter 4 년 전 +143

    "To many people in this earth, we need a new plague"
    -Dwight 1589

  • @larealexandershort
    @larealexandershort 4 년 전 +19

    Best part of this channel is they let the joke play out even if the video isn't about that certain character.

  • @JesusGonzalez-yk9qh
    @JesusGonzalez-yk9qh 3 년 전 +1

    “Gotta watch out i dont hit my carotid artery here” as hes cutting his pant leg 😂😂😂

  • @jocampe62
    @jocampe62 4 년 전 +13

    Dwight: "there are too many people on this world, we need a new plague"
    Corona: *exists*

  • @jen6294
    @jen6294 4 년 전 +30

    of course Creed & Dwight know how long things can survive after decapitation haha

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 4 년 전 +44

    I would much rather be hurt by someone I know accidentally than a stranger on purpose.
    The TSA didn't understand though

  • @iamvisa2407
    @iamvisa2407 3 년 전 +4

    7:02 Wow! Talk about a foreshadowing.

  • @AndreCastill0
    @AndreCastill0 년 전

    I finished the office about two years ago and still occasionally come back and watch clips when I get the chance