This Dude Really Wants You To Punch Him
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- 게시일 2018. 11. 30.
- It's the newest fad on Instagram: being super loud and obnoxious in public!
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Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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Simon says shoot the president
"I mEaN iF sImOn SaYs So..."
This comment is so unordinary lol
( *BANG* )
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True though I guess you can say Simon is a real joker
Simon says the time has come, execute order 66
"I mean if Simon says so."
Him: “Smash or punch?”
Me: “Restraining order”
nah I chose shoot
I chose Super Mario Maker 2: Electric Boogaloo
Goldgaming27 wat
@@shartnugget2260 yes
@@shartnugget2260 Kokichi-
Imboxboy woefully misinterpreted the comments telling him that his videos needed a punch line
underrated comment
beautiful
It is a tragedy
underrated
he is the punchline
"What are you, gay?" Is really funny when a gay person says it to another gay person, often over literally anything but sexual/romantic orientation
"Hey could you pass me that cup?" - "what are you, gay?"
_"[sobbing]_ My dog died...!"
"What are you, gay?"
“Yo will you toss me that pen?” “What are you gay?” *proceeds to chuck pen with the force of 1000 suns*
FRR like i literally have a bf and when he says " i love you " i sometimes tell him " thats gay " 💀
I used to have a partner who I would do this too all the time. We aren’t together now- 💀
my bf and i do shit like this all the time. "i love you" "gay"
"Do you get naked every time you scream?"
Imagine the horror movies..
Then it’s turn into a very inappropriate movie if someone was in the movie with their crush..
@ lmao shots being fired at psycho
@@Sharmz1 or Friday the 13th... or Halloween... My Bloody Valentine... Prowler...
Ima just say- s p l o o n
Wtf
*Simon says to lead a racially charged mass genocide*
“WelL IF SimOn SaYs SO”
Correction//Hitler:i mean if Simon said so
NO
As someone who is named Simon, I feel attacked lmao.
Charles Manson be like
Simon Says Indian yter
Danny’s look of Genuine Horor was hilarious during the “GET WET!” scene
I've never seen such an expression of raw primal fear.
5:10
Danny: "She does look like vaguely into it..."
Subtitles: "GREG GREG GREG"
Wait fr-
GREG
This is just being a public nuisance and committing sexual assault with extra steps
Basically
No no it’s ok cuz it’s just a prank
Well Simon says so
- SeasonalSnap - me: kills half of the universe
also me: its ok it was a prank
the judge: understandable have a great day
Alice Bravo i am too sorry if i seemed rude 😅
Imagine just hangin out with your besties, and in the distance, you hear “I MEAN IF SIMON SAY SO” and someone runs up to you, picks you up, and throws you in the van.
one can only dream
prisoner 99 is your username actually you in this scenario
Wouldnt know
always on the outher side of the equation
Simon is the mafia boss
@@kmac291 lmao now everything makes sense
the way absolutely nobody held back on those punches is killing me
13:02 when this dude said *are you going to steal my...* I seriously hoped he's about to say *heart*
how can a man be so naive? ;_;
Imboxboy: 'I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!!"
yeah, we can tell u haven't
*Cant heal that burn no matter how wet you are*
o h
d a m n
Nice
you just burnt away all his followers
Sofia Klim
Lmai
the nutcrackers...
they're *multiplying*
Lol
kaitiesnook true
I SCREAMED OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT
Mani
kaitiesnook no they are adding
i love how every time he sings a copyrighted song
his voice is just expressionless
Danny: This dude really wants you to punch him.
Me, grinny with joy like I've been waiting for this moment my entire life: With pleasure!
"If you're friends with an Instagram prankster..." Why? Why are you still their friend?
For clout.. obviously
No but...
Why would you do that
Why?
If you’re friends with an Instagram prankster
*stop that*
Why would anyone be friends with a viner?
MY NAME IS ALSO TATUM
"OH NA NA DANCE"
"bro I'm going to my mom's funeral"
*"DoEsN't mAttEr"*
C Zwieg oh shit
Dam
*damn
mdna*
namd*
My biggest fear of moving to LA is I would find people making these stupid videos all the time 😭
did u ever?
7:20 what the hell this video was filmed like two blocks from my house 😭 I recognize that parking lot
They are coming for you next. Do not go out shopping alone every again. If u hear if Simon says so. All u can do is pray it’s not to bad.
@NEROJIRO GET A AIRSOFT GUN AND SCARE THEM NEXT TIME THEY COME AROUND LOL
DONT ACTUALLY SHOOT THEM AND MAKE SURE YOURE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE IT IN PUBLIC FIRST THO AND DONT SHOOT THEM, JUST SCARE THEM
@@GameBoy090 DAWG WHAT
@@NEROJIRO make sure it’s legal, don’t do anything bad, don’t go to their level. Just stand around with the orange tip of the gun pointing out of a bag.
Him: Kiss or Punch?
That one guy: Shoot
With what is the question
Sh00t
He is definitely America
Let me fucking kick at your face
@@asowatavizio4545 they arent talking about you lmao 🤦♂️
let’s together not
Let's together sad
i really love peridot AW HELL NAW
let’s together copyright
Kawaii Avocado original lyrics lol
let's together stop
6:00 Can we talk about how this crying is actually very realistic?
he's a theatre kid so it's expected
11:13 oh god.. he looks like he has a black eye… somebody help this poor man..
Simon says commit multiple felonies followed by exactly 32 war crimes
the jizzpigeon welll, if SiMoN sAyS sO
Simon? I did 33 on accident...
SmugBanana *o h*
the jizzpigeon I've already done that
As they would say “if Simon says so”
Yes. We stand with shopping carts in abandoned parking lots in bikinis.
Yes we always do that~ ://////////
I eat shoes in my sleep
what the hell lona?
thats only a rookie thing to do
Bruh
That’s my average Wednesday afternoon 😌
10:09 that was literally Ben laughing
5:40 *HE’S W E T!*
Imagine breaking into Danny's house and hearing:
"OH MY GOD HE'S DOING IT! HE'S WET! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO WET!"
LemonLime lollll
LemonLime yeah fuck robbing that house
Ya I heard him saying that as I broke in to steal him but I heard that and I just left
the 6'9 elf peanut I killed santa
You were trying go steal Danny?
They might join in
danny: i wanna be box boy :(
my two brain cells: im already box boy
That's what I was thinking 😂
WhAt about jEfF?
What about widow maker
@@chichi11111_ im aLrEaDy wIdOwMaKeR
@@nono8146 i am already joff
4:54 If they’re faking sexual assault trying to pass it off as real, they deserve to be judged as if it’s real. Same with any other crime really. They obviously aant you to think and believe it’s real. Not legally, mind you. It’s just a deplorable thing to do…added on to the faking that is.
To be honest, Danny covering the music in the clips makes then actually tolerable lol. It's also hilarious listening to Danny half heartedly singing the music 😭
The words of a true hero,
“Do you get naked every time u scream”
-Danny Gonzalez (6:27)
Well what else am I gunna fuckn do?
Twisted Symphony
Cry.
that would sure make it easier for the kidnappers lmao-
*Screams on a rollarcoaster*
Oh well time to take my shirt off-
Spearmint Snakes who are you Tobias Funké
I’m waiting for the entire room to be filled with nutcracker men
You just made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit
I love 💖 your pfp
Nadine Jones more like Nadine Johnny
me too, I expect a new one with every new video
THE INVASION HAS BEGUN
14:39 when you follow someone and their newest picture or video pops up on your starting page, it counts as a view even if you just looked at it for 5 seconds and then started screaming
I really like this situation
Danny replacing the music is *AMAZING* makes it so much better
WAIT A MINUTE, THERES 3 NUTCRACKER BOYS NOW?!?!?!??!
Jessica Gomez hey you’re in my secret club
They're multiplying
Soon the room will be filled
Danny Gonzalez DANNNNNYY
Danny Gonzalez hi
There is only one gender
“It’s Greg or nothing!!”
there used to be a second gender called Danny, but there was only one slot available and Danny took it.
Chick-P / EmilyHarmonia 😂 I thought you said *second grader*
It made no sense 😂
Craig shall cease to exist
Theres also the box boy gender but its really rare
Don Vito Corleone, I love the godfather movies, thank you for choosing to carry on the legacy
I looked it up. Google says: *Greg is the fastest growing army on KRplus. It's a fact so well known that you don't even have to look it up*
8:55 don’t teach other guys to sexually harass girls..
"Your honor, Simon said so"
"Understandable, you're free to go"
*Its Greg or nothing!*
666 like lol also great comment lol
Judge: This man is on trial for murder of the Queen!
Lawyer: My name is Simon and I say he is innocent.
Judge: *WELL IF SIMON SAY SO*
This girl just got kidnapped...what are her friends supposed to do? They aren't triplets anymore. They're just twins. That's illegal.
didn’t you already comment
@@its_me_lefty you're allowed to comment twice
@@turtlelord8021 Oh then my bad
@@its_me_lefty I can't tell if your joking or not
@@turtlelord8021 I would never joke, I am serious.
imboxboy is the embodiment of loud = funny
so is sr pelo. Except sr pelo does it kind of well
i like how so many people have danny gonzalez sleep playlists, including me.
there's also drew ones and kurtis ones. we are all just so hyperfixated on these 3 youtubers that we even need to consume their content in our sleep. but seriously i need background noise to sleep and these guys are my comfort youtubers(this video was on some random persons sleep playlist that i'm putting on rn to sleep. i've seen all of danny's videos like a billion times)
wow this video is way too loud to be in a sleep playlist
Imboxboy approaches you in the street:
Punch him in the face
Or
Divorce
Kick
I choose both
Divorce
Yes
JustThatIdiot 9
BANNED
plot twist: greg isn’t the fastest growing army, it’s actually the nutcracker men
vika i dont start in a war
omg they are multiplying!!!
THEORIES =O
**Illuminati music plays**
How fucking dare you?
I LOOOKED IT UP AND GREG IS ACTUALLY THE RESULTS U GET- I CANT-
8:27 I thought he was going to say "I didn't think Simon would have the balls to stab me in the back and tell me that I don't have balls"
Imagine you’ve just gone for a long run with you’re friends, you’re chatting with them, having a good time, and you just hear “IF SIMON SAYS SO!” And you see a man running at you at sonic speeds to carry you into his basement for the rest of your life.
well if I'm the one imagining it then I can kick him in the shins
i would move to the side like 😐🧍🏾♀️
I would accept my fate because if it is simon giving the order then my fate is sealed
@@bizzar3543 agreed
I can't do anything simon simply can't be reasoned with
Dude singing the copyrighted music changed this video from a 9 to a 10
colette tozier this video was ALREADY a ten 😂
From 10 to 20
I know nobody cares. But I honestly really appreciate him saying "Someone" instead of a girl or something at 6:47. It's nice to see someone not just pretend that women are the only beings that could and do go through situations like this
2:57 Looks like someone hasn't heard of the legendary sweat Bang energy prank
When I get naked in the shower
Usually the shower gets turned on
OMG THAT'S INSANE😲
That was smooth. RESPECT!
Lmao
F
Usually?
Simon says lets together bath
Well, Simon said so
😂
LMAO
Guys, Does anybody has sauces I can borrow?
but papa was replaced, so lets together sad.
maybe one day we can together bath again
boxboy and sexyjefo seem to be the only hope of together bathing again
Bring the whistle
Dude actually look it up. The first thing to come up is “Greg is the fastest growing army on KRplus” idk why but this makes me so happy
Please please release an album of all those covers. They’re awesome AF.
Mom said it's my turn on the box boy
No jefo 'cause I'm the box boy
"England is my breakfast"
Same.
I’m box boy not you
I wanna be box boy (I’m already box boy)
Wat about jefo (I’m already jefo)
no. It's really bad. that's why I didn't want one
Danny: I wanna be boxboy
Imboxboy: i'm already boxboy
What about sexyjefo?
@@astr0girl786 im already joff
AHHH LMFOA
@@hurmaaziz1126 laughing my fucking off ass
bruh u stole a comment
Everytime he starts a video I think he's gonna say "I hope you have a greg day" and I have been forever dissapointed
6:44 it’s like a king telling his son to take what ever bride he wants back in medieval times. Instead of just picking a girl he gets really hyped and runs and picks her up
Man: I consent!
Woman: I consent!
Simon: I don't.
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
The child does not consent to being conceptualized
Simon didn’t say
@@cryptid221 What did simon not say
@@yojimbo_ejh o h b o y
their parents ?
"Do you scream everytime you get naked" lmfao
*SCREAMS*
Regina Saldana dang it i almost didnt like this bc the # of likes😂😂
now just imagine in the bedroom with your partner and that happens... 😂😂😂😂
the question is do you get naked everytime you scream ???
That oops I did it again cover was unironically bangin
Love the GREG GREG GREG in the subtitles 😂
I hope that as we get closer to Christmas a new little nutcracker guy joins the background with each video, like vlogmas, but more unsettling
Sunshine Rose i legit thought this when i was looking at them in the beginning of the video😭😭💀
And the day of Christmas Danny is one himself
Ya that's probably what's happening
Thats a good idea, Sunshine Rose
That’s a good idea lmfao.
The replacement covers are amazing **gentle elbow rub**
Too soon.
*nuzzles you* uwu
I feel unclean.
Love how when you do search "who is the fastest growing army on KRplus" Greg comes up
Drew, you and Danny really start to meld together after a while.
*My mom comes in my room and goes "who you watching" so I go "Danny Gonzalez" and she goes "he's cute"*
My mom is Greg now 😂
she has good taste . welcome to greg
Danny Is Cute
*But He's Married*
w3lcome to Greg
What if your dad is Danny??
Weird
You covering the copyrighted songs made this video like 500x better .
oops I did it again *boop boop chhhh*
10:36
TRUL
GEG
"He's a simple man, with simple taste. He just likes letting punched in the face."
- Danny Gonzalez
A true tale that's been told then non only then the leader of Greg himself Danny Gonzalez
Now that’s poetry
@@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834 haha yes
he likes getting-ok nvm
- *Danny Gonzalez 2020*
danny: i wanna be box boy
imboxboy: *I’M ALREADY BOX BOY*
Allie Thomas Tik tok?
Allie Thomas thanks for stealing my comment
Wow
Please no
Kwite already is
I searched up on Google who is the fastest growing army on KRplus,it said Greg!!! 😂😂😂
Here is something I actually found on Google
Which is the fastest growing army on KRplus?
Danny Gonzalez is the fastest-growing army on KRplus and has held the title since 2022. He refers to his army singularly as Greg. Danny started content creation on Vine, where he had at least 2.9 million followers. Gonzalez shifted to KRplus after Vine shut down in 2017.
Actually Google has already accepted that Greg is the fastest growing army on KRplus
JayLeeBeanz 😂
I looked it up...Greg is truly the fastest growing army on KRplus
HEY
YOU LOOKED IT UP!
i looked it up. it is confirmed.
@@becca5911 YOU LOOKED IT UP
*THEORY*
If Cody Ko and Danny fused, their fusion would look like a regularly-aged young person.
Shawn Rhyne 😝
oh shit...
you’re right🧐
Tiny young meat face gang
u say this like they're not already fused
I'm so glad whenever you search up "who's the fastest growing army on youtube" the first thing that pops it up is "Greg, the fastest growing army on KRplus and the world, is lead than none other than Danny Gonzalez."
Wait a second “ i meet a old wise mystical tree” bro predicted a future meme
“Do you get naked every time you scream?”
-Danny 2018
Do you get scream every time you naked?
I can just picture getting jumpscared and screaming, then pausing, going “oh shit.”
@ThatKnifeAddict
I’m now terrified.
punch
punch
punch
“shoot”
*danny just casually goes back to talking*
Just a random comment
12:15
ehh we were all thinking it
dont forget "lemme fking kick u in the face"
It's wonderful watching this video knowing what LankyBox has since become
i paused this to go do something and i forgot where I paused it at and i just heard danny screaming when i unpaused it.
Lol
“Do you get naked every time you scream”
-Danny Gonzalos 2019
Bryn Lovelace stolen comment
Bryan Sanchez dude lots of people commenting that it’s a joke I didn’t stole it from you
Bryn Lovelace yea but somebody commented this exact quote three months ago
Ya three months ago, so back off
@@brynlovelace8925 it doesnt matter how long ago
A third nutcracker has arrived **christmas music intensifies**
Omg quackson , u a hollander ?
trinity eten yes yes and yes❤️
@@user-iv6si6fz4f omg yesss , a hollander and greg thats awesome
AYEEE HOLLANDERS 🤧💕
@@starbutterfly2291 AYYYEEEE #tomforlife
It’s funny cuz he says don’t look up the strongest growing army on yt cuz he saying “he is” but when you look it up it actually says him lmao
2:20 I've done it in the morning on my way to college, in a bus on my way to college, in my college on my way to... meet god once the professor seen my unfinished homework and banishes my soul.
One day I made a big decision, I searched up, *"Who is the fastest growing channel on youtube?"* and it actually says greg. You do not have to be afraid. Google has now joined greg.
you have broken the sacred rule .you must not look it up even for good reasons .
His army of nutcrackers will now come after you. Be prepared for the worst.
@@welove.neosoul2379 IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WAS CRAIG CONTROLLING MY BRAIN
oh noes that dirty dirty Craig they must perish by nutcrackers .
@@welove.neosoul2379 yes
they get so much more views on instagram because all their videos make it onto the explore page so when people are just scrolling through and one of their videos pops up and automatically starts playing its kinda hard to scroll past because the video is just sooo cringy its hard to look away, while on youtube the only way to find their account is if their video is on the trending page or someone searching something up related to them and even after that they still have to make a conscious decision to click on the video and sit through a 15 second ad before the video plays
How does this comment have a love by dannygonzalaz, but 6 like and no replys? Well, now there’s one reply
@@theladthattakescontent2650 No replies on a comment seems like a normal thing though lol
Artistically I know it is on my comments.
I said this two hours before you did and yet, only one like. Oh how the world hates me
catie it’s happened to me many times
I did, in fact, look it up. The google search answered, and I quote:
"Danny's army has been one of the fastest-growing ones on KRplus. And the record is still maintained to date. It's so popular that you don't really have to look it up."
DANNY! YOU DID IT!! YOURE THE FASTEST GROWING ARMY ON YT I JUST LOOKED IT UP!! IM DEAD SERIOUS BRUH 💀
I like that everyone glossed over the fact that during the Simon says get wet that they just straight up humped each other? Like, that made my heart stop- it scared the shit out of me. What would you even do if you saw that in public? Just stand there and watch? Run away? Idek...
This is the comment I was looking for💀
Sana’s Shy Language if I saw that I’d probably back away, cause I don’t want my back to them, and I definitely don’t wanna walk closer to them.
That would be my child hood ruined and my parents would probably be franticly phonincg the police
Sana’s Shy Language yeah why the fuck do they do that so often?
Is it a bonding ritual? A fucking display of dominance??
Im so confused
Tony M calm the fuck down lmao she’s probably talking about the fact that no one’s talking about in the comments.
_“6 words you _*_NEVER_*_ want to hear when standing in front of a trolley in an abandoned parking garage”_
*“I mEaN iF sIMoN sAYs So”*
Lol
I’m going to become a serial killer, and right before I kill people, I’ll yell, “if Simon says so”
“But he’s just kissing a girl, it’s not that crazy”
speak for yourself *“DANNY”*
i’ve done the unimaginable. i, a fellow greg, just looked up the fastest growing army on youtube. and i quote “danny Gonzalez is know for the fastest growing army on youtube” which means that he can start telling us to look it up!! as a greg, i’ve never been more proud.
7:46
Yes, I a female human person, did enter a store in my lingerie, bought nothing and left to the roof to end myself.
It happens every time where I live
I tried doing that yesterday, but i was interrupted by a young male and he waterboarded me... i now have no will to live.
@@troubledorange2896 wait, he waterboarded you. Either you meant to say motorboated, or you're a threat to national security and that guy was a federal agent.
@@uniboy13 Honestly, i think both... Yesterday a man in a suit chased me screaming, then i climbed to the roof and i got both motorboarded and waterboarded
I wanna be boxboy
*I'm already box boy*
kanye's MAGA hat nerf box boy
What about *Kristen Hanby?*
I wanna be Greg
*I'm already Greg*
kanye's MAGA hat that’s exactly what I was thinking
Delet
I love your singing Danny please do this always the time
7:22 she’s not on the top of an empty parking garage, she’s just in an empty parking lot of a Burlington lmaooo
“Simon says to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez”
*WELL IF SIMON SAYS SO*
Im already done so...
𝓗𝓪
𝓗𝓪
Cracked Minecrafter you ruined it
I hope your sorry
GoodStuff INC I am :(
𝓗𝓪