Why Did KFC Make A Romance Movie

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  • @BlueRedGooGoo
    @BlueRedGooGoo 3 년 전 +10611

    My life goal is now to be so annoying that somebody pays me $500,000 to disappear.

    • @Kelly-br4it
      @Kelly-br4it 3 년 전 +157

      LMAOSAO

    • @alanamaria1273
      @alanamaria1273 3 년 전 +207

      You could go the gossip girl route and get a really big secret on someone and threaten to expose it. But you have to make it seem like they came up with the idea so they don’t try to blackmail you back

    • @BlueRedGooGoo
      @BlueRedGooGoo 3 년 전 +37

      @@alanamaria1273 i totally forgot the plot of that show tbh.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 년 전 +17

      Well you’re on track already

    • @winterbonnie7500
      @winterbonnie7500 3 년 전 +19

      Good luck my friend.its 2020,anything can happen

  • @gracealyssa28
    @gracealyssa28 3 년 전 +6166

    If the mom wanted her daughter to marry into money she could’ve just let Jessica marry Harland cause he’s clearly a very successful chef

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 년 전 +662

      Yes! Or the mom could have married the rich guy herself. But no we need forced drama in the movie

    • @Emmysn0w
      @Emmysn0w 3 년 전 +381

      This movie is just marry this rich guy or the other rich guy

    • @justarandompanda7568
      @justarandompanda7568 3 년 전 +67

      I see what you're saying but... This is a movie from KFC.... I feel like this is as good as it can get😐

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 3 년 전 +87

      Even if she did marry Daddy’s Money Rich Boy, who said the mom even *gets* any of that money.
      Did she think her douchy son-in-law would just take care of it for dear old Mumsie?

    • @aniredler
      @aniredler 3 년 전

      oh yeeeeeeeeeeah!

  • @gray9818
    @gray9818 년 전 +5880

    Honestly I'm just impressed at the writers' self control for not having a "finger lickin' good" joke somewhere in there

  • @bewitchedbat
    @bewitchedbat 년 전 +4757

    Her mom could’ve solved her problems so easily:
    1. Marry the man herself
    2. Fire the chef

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 년 전

      they were literally fucking but for some reason they both decided he had to marry the daughter like they didn't even consider marrying eachother as an option

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 11 개월 전 +229

      And Sell the house you dont have to live in a mansion

    • @likith.nnaveen1769
      @likith.nnaveen1769 11 개월 전 +126

      @@bezllama3325 or try to rent it and live in a smaller house.

    • @endplanets
      @endplanets 10 개월 전 +35

      @@likith.nnaveen1769 They live in Kentucky (I think). I demand an authentic sweet sweet trailer park.

    • @jackr0101
      @jackr0101 10 개월 전 +4

      @@endplanets its kfc so yes kentucky

  • @theromanticlady6881
    @theromanticlady6881 3 년 전 +6849

    this whole movie sounds like a wattpad fanfic about kfc guy

  • @HeatherChandlerBQ
    @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 년 전 +1799

    Every Hallmark Movie:
    - independent business woman lead (usually a journalist)
    - can’t focus on Christmas because the big project is due
    - has a boyfriend that she doesn’t like
    - goes back to her hometown which is famous for being very Christmassy
    - meets attractive boy (sometimes they have a history)
    - he teaches her the meaning of Christmas
    - she breaks up with her boyfriend
    - she stays at her hometown with this new boy
    - at some point there is a montage of her getting to know him
    - at the beginning there is usually a sassy black character that is only there for comedy
    - sometimes doesn’t like Christmas because something bad happened to her family at Christmas (death, divorce, etc)

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 년 전 +257

      Don't forget that she probably went there to shut down some sort of bakery or orphanage or whatever

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 년 전 +32

      @@sallybradshaw4576 tru. very tru.

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 3 년 전 +152

      @@sallybradshaw4576 and don’t forget the bakery has a bunch of young adults who struggle to make ends meat and she doesn’t care until she meets the guy

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 년 전 +98

      @@thelanktheist2626 Naturally. Conversely, if it's the sort of movie where she marries a prince, then there has to be some sort of deception involved. Like she pretends to be a chef or something.

    • @hixel1268
      @hixel1268 3 년 전 +76

      You forgot about the orphan in a wheelchair who gets adopted by the couple at the end of the movie

  • @catsareawesomefr
    @catsareawesomefr 년 전 +2246

    this move feels like its based on a fan fiction a 14 year old had written about them falling in love with their celebrity crush

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 년 전 +142

      Ah yes, every 14 year olds celebrity crush, "k e r n e l s a n d e r s"

    • @kirbyteeth
      @kirbyteeth 11 개월 전 +1

      so true

    • @Uggnog
      @Uggnog 11 개월 전 +45

      And they had an old rich chicken man fetish 'cause they saw that one dating sim with hot anime colonel sanders

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo 10 개월 전 +8

      @@Uggnog by kfc

    • @ghostt98
      @ghostt98 10 개월 전 +8

      ​@@petermmm42 *colonel Sanders /lh

  • @littleolme7877
    @littleolme7877 년 전 +793

    The "A woman and daughter are in debt and the daughter has to marry a rich man that she obviously doesn't like, but the arranged husband and the mom obviously like each other and are having an affair and the reason why he wants to marry the daughter is so that he can keep having those affairs" plot really makes me think they made this stupid on purpose.
    Like... yeah, what's the issue? Is the mom worried that she's gonna look like a cougar who preys on younger men? I genuinely don't think a lot of people would care (which concerns me a bit, but that's a whole different can of worms).

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 년 전 +97

      I think the issue is that Billy is way too concerned with his status and how he looks to others to not have a super beautiful and young wife.

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 6 개월 전 +27

      @@theclaybor4352 That makes sense. The only other reason I can think of as to why Billy didn't just marry the mom in the first place is that they began their affair when the dad was still alive and Billy was already dating Jessica. If that were the case then Billy suddenly proposing to the mom would seem in extremely poor taste.

  • @Pin3C0ne
    @Pin3C0ne 3 년 전 +4641

    The “secret recipe” that billy found wasn’t even a fucking recipe! It may as well have been a sticky note with doodles on it.

    • @lightx.aedits5353
      @lightx.aedits5353 3 년 전 +50

      Billy is from IT but he finally got out

    • @Royalty_girlie
      @Royalty_girlie 3 년 전 +7

      I- so what was the point.

    • @IIlIIIIlll
      @IIlIIIIlll 3 년 전 +13

      It probably is, no, *definitely*

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 3 년 전 +59

      It's like when you're writing notes really quickly and just write one word for every few words and makes absolutely no sense

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 년 전 +6

      @@chancewill6910 me taking notes at school

  • @thegirlinthefireplace10
    @thegirlinthefireplace10 3 년 전 +3907

    “Don’t call me crouton” is the new “nobody puts baby in a corner”

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 3 년 전 +29

      Is that a fall out boy reference or dirty Dancing? 😁

    • @SofiyaRaj
      @SofiyaRaj 3 년 전 +49

      @@Spooky_l3xxi sounds like something dean winchester would say

    • @thegirlinthefireplace10
      @thegirlinthefireplace10 3 년 전 +32

      @@Spooky_l3xxi My intention was Dirty Dancing, but I suppose it could also be Fall Out Boy lol (Love the name btw)

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 3 년 전 +11

      @@Spooky_l3xxi You must be very young.

    • @nicholastricarico2957
      @nicholastricarico2957 3 년 전 +10

      Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top "Hal, it's about cats."

  • @rottenteeth2623
    @rottenteeth2623 9 개월 전 +155

    danny clearly doesn’t understand the appeal of a large buff beefy man who is very shy and quiet. i guess the appreciation of babygirl energy from grown men evades some of us.

  • @avery7942
    @avery7942 년 전 +743

    I actually really like how he is awkward, as someone who is really awkward myself because I struggle socially due to autism, i like seeing someone who is "weird" being seen as desirable. This is actually a very normal and realistic circumstance considering that many people are awkward, especially around people they are attracted to!

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 개월 전 +39

      Yep but it’s a KFC romance movie so it would be nice to have a charismatic lead because it’s….. a meme haha

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway 10 개월 전 +33

      yeah agreed. i found it a bit weird that Danny was criticizing that plot point, considering that he's pretty awkward and shy himself lol

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 9 개월 전 +24

      @@maddieb.4282 him being awkward doesn't make it any less memeworthy

    • @InterpolBulliedMe
      @InterpolBulliedMe 3 개월 전 +3

      Didn't ask

  • @rosyreverie
    @rosyreverie 3 년 전 +4114

    The “secret’s out chicken man” line is absolutely the best line ever said in a movie ever

  • @connorgillespie9606
    @connorgillespie9606 3 년 전 +2370

    so this is what they spend their money on rather than paying me more than minimum wage

  • @arsonlightfire6969
    @arsonlightfire6969 년 전 +56

    The actor for Colonel Sanders looks like hes always trying to make the :3 face irl

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 년 전 +122

    They really need to keep this going, movies from restaurants:
    Olive Garden - The Magic Breadstick
    Texas Roadhouse - A Steak Too Far
    McDonald's - Down to Clown
    Burger King - Quarter Pound-her
    Taco Bell - Yo Quiero Taco Hell
    Chick Fil A - something about Jesus

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 4 개월 전 +23

      Quarter pound-her is wild 💀😂😂

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 2 개월 전 +8

      I want to see the whole McDonald's crew as gangsters with Ronald being a pseudo-Joker.

    • @blyatman5891
      @blyatman5891 12 일 전

      @@hennegivensunday That's the porn movie.

  • @DaneMind
    @DaneMind 3 년 전 +3525

    “a film by jean”
    yeah i wouldn’t put my last name either, jean.

    • @itsjamyesitis1225
      @itsjamyesitis1225 3 년 전 +100

      glad somebody else noticed that too.

    • @reallifehuman9593
      @reallifehuman9593 3 년 전 +55

      they had the right idea

    • @DaneMind
      @DaneMind 3 년 전 +18

      @@1115life bruh if anyone’s plugging anything on my comment it’s me
      check out my vids💚

    • @crazygrrl53
      @crazygrrl53 3 년 전 +37

      That had me cracking up 😂😂😂 like who are you?! I liked the movie tho lol

    • @fay729
      @fay729 3 년 전 +31

      oh no that is their last name, the movie was made by billie jean

  • @rachelspencer8887
    @rachelspencer8887 3 년 전 +3213

    That $500,000 that Billy tried to use to “buy off” Harland probably could’ve paid off their debt.......?

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 3 년 전 +49

      frrr😭

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 3 년 전 +54

      That’s why her mom wanted her daughter to marry him. He probably has a lot more to give away.

    • @december0934
      @december0934 3 년 전 +152

      i would've accepted the cash and skrt, she didn't seem all that special to keep around for a lifetime

    • @dv6868
      @dv6868 3 년 전 +11

      dudeee yess... Harland shouldn't even be there in the first place wtf

    • @taqwasherefa9029
      @taqwasherefa9029 3 년 전 +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl thats weird music

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 2 년 전 +175

    I've rewatched this so many times and I just noticed Danny completely doesn't know what an S in cursive looks like, even with the context of knowing the person's full name.

    • @cassielilah9192
      @cassielilah9192 7 개월 전 +10

      I've seen this video so many times and it bugs me so much every time"CHJ"???? Like c'mon man 😂😂😂

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 27 일 전

      but he managed to read “Secret Recipe” like 5 seconds before that? danny…

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 17 일 전

      @@cassielilah9192ME TOO😭

  • @LoprinzessVT
    @LoprinzessVT 년 전 +409

    Danny: WHY DONT YOU MARRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN!
    The film: *reveals that the mother and said man were having an affair*
    Danny: NO NO NO

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 년 전 +42

      Which is precisely why she should've just married the guy instead of making her daughter date him in the first place.
      Unless they started having an affair when her husband was still alive and Jessica and the chocolate man were already dating...

    • @janationaltreasure
      @janationaltreasure 11 개월 전 +9

      marriage and long weekend in vineyards are quite different

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 10 개월 전 +9

      @@misseli1 I think if she married Billy then the hookups would lose their taboo edge, a lot of people like cheating because it's illicit and given the chance to just be with the person they're cheating with, they wouldn't because the relationship would lose its whole appeal

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 9 개월 전 +5

      @@janationaltreasure i mean yeah but if he married the other girl it'd be loveless anyway so might as well be married and have long weekends in the vineyard vs no marriage and also no weekends in the vineyard

  • @elliswaitz1203
    @elliswaitz1203 3 년 전 +10840

    There was a disappointing lack of fried chicken in this movie

  • @haileys4381
    @haileys4381 3 년 전 +9912

    Can't believe that nobody said "finger-lickin' good" even once

    • @redactedredacted658
      @redactedredacted658 3 년 전 +829

      thats reserved for the porn parody

    • @lcyanide2073
      @lcyanide2073 3 년 전 +74

      :o anyways so-

    • @jackhillman3599
      @jackhillman3599 3 년 전 +262

      They suspended that slogan because of coronavirus lmaooo. Can't be licking our fingers now!

    • @aidankahlert
      @aidankahlert 3 년 전 +75

      They’re saving that for the sequel

    • @atzilutth
      @atzilutth 3 년 전 +73

      @@redactedredacted658 Your pfp and channel name make this even better-

  • @bluebird5670
    @bluebird5670 년 전 +142

    Didn’t watch this when it dropped bc I thought the movie was so cringe no critique could make it interesting, and goddamn was I missing out. Top tier comedy. Also, I hope the Gregs under the desk are ok ❤️

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 년 전 +8

      we aren't, no. but we're not moving out, the rent is too good to pass up

  • @lonelyfroggy5787
    @lonelyfroggy5787 7 개월 전 +24

    Danny made a point about men grabbing women by the bicep in movies and it's actually harder to shake off or get away from someone's grip when the're holding you above the elbow

  • @joeytansey8466
    @joeytansey8466 3 년 전 +724

    Poor girl, if she had just been subscribed to Danny, she wouldn't need to worry about marrying to save her family name, because her family name would be Greg which is already the most powerful family.

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 3 년 전 +39

      And the fastest growing family on the internet! (don't look that up)

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 년 전 +12

      Greg will take over the world! (Or at least the internet)

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq 3 년 전 +6

      Aww poor girl

  • @ItsPalice
    @ItsPalice 3 년 전 +6547

    Why does Mario Lopez look like he’s from lazy town

  • @cravenmorpus
    @cravenmorpus 년 전 +28

    9:06 that was me, (Gregory), and all the other Greg's that follow you, under that desk. You broke my index finger when you kicked me! Forcing us back under the desk.
    We're starving. Please let us get more than crumbs that fall from your plate.. and the potty bucket needs to be replaced! All 5.6 million of us can't use just ONE potty bucket! Jeez Danny, I thought you loved our para-social relationship?!?!

  • @jin6104
    @jin6104 년 전 +58

    The image of Danny's fans crawling up from the dark abyss that is under his desk is terrifying.

  • @saladgirl2.038
    @saladgirl2.038 3 년 전 +10010

    I feel like we're all sleeping on "secret's out, chicken man." Someone wrote that. Someone got PAID to write that.

    • @pinkiepie7035
      @pinkiepie7035 3 년 전 +319

      It's not surprising since the Twilight novel got famous

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 년 전 +199

      There's been much much worse done. Twilight is worse. And 50 Shades Of Grey is worse than that. That makes sense, at least.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 년 전 +268

      I wouldn't be surprised if the entire movie was written around that one line. Like, someone said it spontaneously to a friend, and then it turned into a joke, which turned into a funny short story, which turned into a screenplay

    • @dazzlingburritoes5693
      @dazzlingburritoes5693 3 년 전 +27

      Worse lines has been written so..

    • @Imcold1218
      @Imcold1218 3 년 전 +72

      I hope they got paid well.

  • @professionalvictimandcerti8828

    Sounds like a Wattpad fanfiction that someone wrote as a joke

  • @marz5694
    @marz5694 년 전 +9

    “Billy stop! Billy no” totally not that one scene from stranger things

  • @rosefromtitanic2264

    Honestly this is like if someone made a fanfiction story into a movie

  • @p.6563
    @p.6563 3 년 전 +10104

    A restaurant, a movie, a dating game, and a console. KFC does everything.

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 년 전 +163

      A dating game?

    • @p.6563
      @p.6563 3 년 전 +506

      @@peanutbutter4435 Yup. It's called "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 년 전 +188

      @@p.6563 oh my god 💀

    • @elsachee
      @elsachee 3 년 전 +122

      @@p.6563 I looked it up and it gave me nightmares💀

    • @jamesbond-sp8nc
      @jamesbond-sp8nc 3 년 전 +301

      @@elsachee Whaaat? Why would it be nightmare inducing? Wouldn’t you want to woo such a smexy man?

  • @fath3rl3ssb3havior9
    @fath3rl3ssb3havior9 3 년 전 +15325

    Maybe if she got hello fresh she wouldn’t be suffering financially

    • @asliceofbread1601
      @asliceofbread1601 3 년 전 +836

      "and that brings us to today's sponsor hello fresh!"

    • @shook9375
      @shook9375 3 년 전 +305

      @@asliceofbread1601 I was waiting for that part but it never came :/

    • @aquablueyt3700
      @aquablueyt3700 3 년 전 +251

      that would've been such a smooth transition...

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 3 년 전 +105

      I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDNT

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 3 년 전 +18

      @@dizzymisslizzy4569 ME TOO

  • @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401
    @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 11 개월 전 +6

    3:46 French speaker here, "Le Petit Pamplemousse" translates to "The Little Grapefruit", which I think is very funny

  • @anavideos2445
    @anavideos2445 년 전 +26

    After this, I am casually wanting Danny to know that KFC also has a free dating game that is available on Steam.

  • @cheesedip989
    @cheesedip989 3 년 전 +10323

    *imagine creating a successful food franchise only for it to make a fan fiction romance movie about you*

    • @zainab5185
      @zainab5185 3 년 전 +593

      colenel sanders watching in heaven be like "I made a mistake"

    • @octopaws
      @octopaws 3 년 전 +402

      Dont forget the dating game

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 3 년 전 +30

      @Carol Pretzel oh my 😂

    • @siri7228
      @siri7228 3 년 전 +27

      LMFAOOO

    • @Usshamma
      @Usshamma 3 년 전 +106

      Also the colonel sanders stripper sequence

  • @gregmcgregginton574
    @gregmcgregginton574 3 년 전 +5688

    This movie is missing vanessa hudgens in it.

    • @person1044
      @person1044 3 년 전 +465

      Plot twist: All the characters in this movie are all Vanessa Hudgens

    • @uroojusmani5697
      @uroojusmani5697 3 년 전 +21

      Facts😂

    • @Paula-zt9ol
      @Paula-zt9ol 3 년 전 +39

      @@person1044 I laughed way too hard at this 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 년 전 +29

      Cause it’s by Lifetime, not Netflix

    • @nnnn-sc2im
      @nnnn-sc2im 3 년 전 +9

      @@DeathnoteBB we know, it’s a joke

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn 년 전 +13

    This movie is so weird, not because it's based on KFC, but because the plot could be easily resolved with the mom just marrying Billy. They clearly like each other and visit each other often, I don't understand why Jessica who isn't interested in Billy has to be the one to marry him. If anything, it would be easier for them if Billy married the mom because she's the one who owns the house. Jessica doesn't own the house.

  • @fawnqueen
    @fawnqueen 8 개월 전 +14

    Watching this with my kitten right now. She’s very intrigued, so much she’s stepping on my phone

  • @MonaKarness
    @MonaKarness 3 년 전 +6647

    I can’t be the only one who thinks Harland looks like a cgi character

    • @lindsayschmidt2177
      @lindsayschmidt2177 3 년 전 +222

      I was literally about to post the same comment, he does not look real at all

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 3 년 전 +445

      He looks like he's straight out of lazy town.

    • @shyartist1310
      @shyartist1310 3 년 전 +53

      Yeah he doesn’t look real

    • @majomarin2210
      @majomarin2210 3 년 전 +32

      @@Lameashellcosplay Omg he does JAJAJAJAJAJA 💀

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 3 년 전 +7

      No, he totally does

  • @myasanimationroom8503
    @myasanimationroom8503 3 년 전 +5259

    Why did they make a romance movie? You should be asking why they made an ENTIRE DATING SIMULATOR GAME.

  • @blissfullycat02
    @blissfullycat02 년 전 +29

    I absolutely believe they made it intentionally cringy... there is no way they didnt, its ridiculous lol

  • @superfan364
    @superfan364 2 년 전 +20

    8:03 I really thought she was gonna say "Wanna hear something scary?" 😭

  • @giuseppethegoat4660
    @giuseppethegoat4660 3 년 전 +10369

    This movie is just finger licking weird

  • @lenacamp25
    @lenacamp25 3 년 전 +8730

    "Cook your own food- how hard is that?!" would've been a great place for a Hello Fresh sponsor ad smh

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 3 년 전 +160

      That's exactly what I was expecting!

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 3 년 전 +64

      Same I was ready for him to talk about it

    • @johannaelloso9418
      @johannaelloso9418 3 년 전 +42

      Same with Drew's delivery rant lmaooo

    • @mariel7475
      @mariel7475 3 년 전 +26

      i thought so too lmao. i was waiting for the hello fresh ad to come out lol

    • @Grace.the_artist
      @Grace.the_artist 3 년 전 +52

      It was the first time I’ve been kind of upset not to get an ad read lol

  • @Justin-xn8oi
    @Justin-xn8oi 년 전 +25

    this was the greatest 15 minute I have ever spent watching a mini movie. It is perfect, and its okay not to like it. Its okay.
    perfection

  • @catcantthink
    @catcantthink 년 전 +9

    fun fact at 3:44 the restaurant the mom says directly translates to “the small grapefruit” in french. the exact place i would want my chef to be from

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 년 전 +11571

    why do they talk about the executive chef at a wildly popular restaurant like he's a peasant ? imagine calling gordon ramsey a crouton

  • @isabellameng
    @isabellameng 3 년 전 +1191

    So Jessica likes a weirdly old man and her mom likes a weirdly young man

  • @varsityreviews707
    @varsityreviews707 년 전 +21

    As someone who works at KFC, this is amazing! I'm making DVD copies of this for everyone at work!

    • @melroysojan
      @melroysojan 년 전

      Plz do sell it too😎😂

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 년 전 +1

      @@melroysojan Why though? First that's illegal and second you can watch it for free anyway

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 년 전 +1

      I worked at KFC in 2006-2007, I was 16, and had to wear a t shirt that said "try a piece for 50p"

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas 개월 전

      of the movie or danny's video?

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 개월 전

      @@emamacitas the movie

  • @alimousatabets5751
    @alimousatabets5751 년 전 +33

    Maybe if she said "finger licking good" she wouldn't be suffering all this chaos
    Edit: yas

  • @Mad_Oph
    @Mad_Oph 3 년 전 +9708

    Is nobody going to note the fact that Billy rolled up to a mental health facility with a single drumstick in his hand purely for dramatic effect?

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 3 년 전 +1280

    The real story of Colonel Sanders is WAYYY different. The real Harland was super poor and doing horrible and making fried chicken was the last thing he had left. The only time he ever found success was with his bed and breakfast place by a highway, but that got shut down. He continued to wander the streets for years until he raised enough money from selling his fried chicken recipe to finally open up the first KFC, where he finally found long lasting success. Now they make him a hotshot cook who’s making it big. Takes away all the emotion in Colonel Sanders’ story. Though he’s still the best actor in the entire movie.

    • @retro9810
      @retro9810 3 년 전 +158

      *Cries in chicken*

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 년 전 +79

      I mean it’s trying to be a cringy love story so atleast they didn’t show him negatively

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 년 전 +87

      His first store he sold , he found success just by selling the rights to his recipe to some francisers across the states finally finding money and success as an old man. I believe he was in his 60s at that point

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 년 전 +19

      Goddamit I edited that twice and still said success twice fml

    • @brynntermeer9951
      @brynntermeer9951 3 년 전 +33

      To add At the end of his life he hated what it became so he entered the chains and yelled at employees and threw fit.

  • @candycuck
    @candycuck 년 전 +4

    u actually can pass debt to ur kid if u die but not if ur spouse is still alive

  • @_lcharrelll
    @_lcharrelll 4 개월 전 +4

    1:33 yeah that's like the whole plot of every wattpad book i read an any romance novel i read

  • @nick-kd2yx
    @nick-kd2yx 3 년 전 +7133

    Stop acting like this isn’t gold, Danny

    • @96vetements
      @96vetements 3 년 전 +210

      your name isn't even greg. NICK.
      edit: bruh y'all can't take a joke

    • @Lilithislost
      @Lilithislost 3 년 전 +11

      procyberbully shut up

    • @nick-kd2yx
      @nick-kd2yx 3 년 전 +295

      @@96vetements Greg is a state of being, not a name you pleb

    • @thefire4613
      @thefire4613 3 년 전 +57

      About as gold as the golden, crispy chicken that you can get down at KFC for only 5.99!!!

    • @midoriyaaazu
      @midoriyaaazu 3 년 전 +78

      @@96vetements you have no clue what you’re talking about, greg is a life style, it is everything, to treat it as nothing but a name is so highly disrespectful.

  • @emileepakosinski8327
    @emileepakosinski8327 3 년 전 +5671

    My biggest question about this is how did they convince Mario Lopez to play a sexy colonel sanders

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 3 년 전 +525

      it's been his dream since he was a wee lad

    • @MissSallyB1
      @MissSallyB1 3 년 전 +521

      because Markiplier was too busy with Unus Annus

    • @chillinwithdolyn
      @chillinwithdolyn 3 년 전 +102

      I'm thinking it might have been money

    • @wazzup233
      @wazzup233 3 년 전 +36

      So that he would become famous soon on the entertainment world. Give him his next project Hollywood. 😁

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 3 년 전 +22

      @@MissSallyB1 oh my god lol

  • @jamanger
    @jamanger 년 전 +22

    1:40 I like how Danny tries to poke a hole in every rom com by explaining how silly it is for ppl to date other ppl that r incompatible, cause it’s rly telling how well adjusted he is as a person to make this claim. A lot of immature ppl stay in relationships that they hate, it’s an unfortunate reality

  • @routinelyme
    @routinelyme 9 개월 전 +8

    9:28 when they have more chemistry than Harland and Jessica

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 4 개월 전

      The fact this timestamp is literally seconds before the "reveal" is so funny, you called it.

  • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
    @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 년 전 +1922

    This movie is so weird like the dude looks attractive but also terrifying at the same time. I think he's kind of going into the uncanny valley and I don't know how I feel about it. I think it's because he has such a young face but he also has graying hair and a graying mustache.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 년 전 +12

      How can a real person be uncanny valley?

    • @jacksbox317
      @jacksbox317 3 년 전 +90

      @@emilyb.8219 He we know he's a real person but he looks fake

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 년 전 +11

      @@emilyb.8219 like that

    • @theoutcast9215
      @theoutcast9215 3 년 전 +21

      They probably dyed his hair to be honest to look like Colonel Sanders. And a lot of people get gray hair earlier than others. It’s a gene condition. My former science teacher was only 18 when her hair started graying, she said it runs in her family to get gray hair at young ages. But she’s embarrassed by it so she dyes it often to hide the gray.
      But he does look too good to be true...the dimples, the smile...seems too artificial and “picture perfect hero of a romance novel” to me.

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 년 전 +10

      @@theoutcast9215 some people's hair starts to gray early due to stress, I just wanted to give you that fun fact.

  • @althepal42
    @althepal42 3 년 전 +705

    “I’m either 70 years old, or 28” -my back

  • @SavageBokoblinCrusher
    @SavageBokoblinCrusher 4 개월 전 +4

    Dont drink water while watching Danny's videos. With the amount of times you're going to spit it out laughing, its not worth it.

  • @thedarethnator2216
    @thedarethnator2216 2 개월 전 +6

    I’m on toilet right now , and I’m scared of letting go because the diarrhea will kill me

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 2 년 전 +9421

    I love how his *mustache, goatee, and hair* are all different shades of *grey*

  • @polyubiquitin
    @polyubiquitin 3 년 전 +1522

    The real question is why don’t romance movies make more fried chicken.

  • @vi6618
    @vi6618 년 전 +12

    It would be nice to have a real movie about Sander's actual life, which from what I've seen in a documentary, might be interesting.

  • @TrueSlugcat
    @TrueSlugcat 년 전 +3

    "For real, GET BACK UNDER THE DESK"
    Crying out loud, that broke me.

  • @spycee9128
    @spycee9128 3 년 전 +4140

    when ur name is actually greg it feels like danny knows u personally

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 3 년 전 +85

      Lucky

    • @saraigonzaga393
      @saraigonzaga393 3 년 전 +189

      I had a dream that danny invited me to his pool party and that’s as close as we’ve gotten to being friends.

    • @meli_lemon_real
      @meli_lemon_real 3 년 전 +82

      I wonder if he knows someone named Greg. Does he say “what’s up Greg?” Every time he sees them?

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 년 전 +29

      @@saraigonzaga393 what was the pool party like tho

    • @saraigonzaga393
      @saraigonzaga393 3 년 전 +48

      @@thineevee7345 all i remember is really good snacks and fun games lol

  • @FirstnameLastname-cg2ej
    @FirstnameLastname-cg2ej 2 년 전 +7763

    Other fast food companies: Why can’t you just be normal?
    KFC: *screams*

  • @jackmarston1426
    @jackmarston1426 2 년 전 +9

    Harland wasn’t shy he was a badass who actually got arrested a few times for fights he was involved in he wasn’t to be messed with

  • @gemh89
    @gemh89 년 전 +3

    When I worked at KFC in 2006, I was 16, and had to wear a t-shirt that said, "try a piece for 50p"

  • @TJ_Sauce
    @TJ_Sauce 3 년 전 +1712

    "He was head chef at le petit pamplemousse"
    Ok guys, I know that's a fancy word and all but come on. The restaurant name translates to "the little grapefruit"

  • @el-ij6zj
    @el-ij6zj 3 년 전 +889

    This should have been titled “Secret’s out cHiCkEn MaN”

  • @mamadoom9724
    @mamadoom9724 년 전 +4

    “Maybe you should be the one marrying the chocolate man” 😂

  • @luisacavalli1618
    @luisacavalli1618 9 개월 전 +5

    The way this movie and Interstellar have the same rotten tomatoes score 💀

  • @andreareiko
    @andreareiko 3 년 전 +1272

    Why did "harland sanders" act like a sixth grader in front of their eight grader crush💀

  • @Soiakksj
    @Soiakksj 3 년 전 +4139

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the “fancy restaurant” where harland worked is litteraly called “the little grapefruit”

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 3 년 전 +177

      yes. we did a poll where we agreed on it.

    • @tacoandurmom
      @tacoandurmom 3 년 전 +161

      I kind of want to have a restaurant named the little grapefruit now

    • @Soiakksj
      @Soiakksj 3 년 전 +13

      @@tacoandurmom please-🤣✋🏼

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 3 년 전 +51

      @@tacoandurmom id love to eat there! probably give Olive Garden a run for its money!!

    • @zhanghaofrfr
      @zhanghaofrfr 3 년 전 +45

      Yeah, I know right- "The Big Grapefruit" sounds much fancier

  • @wombatperson5431
    @wombatperson5431 년 전 +12

    They couldn't get him like a good wig? They just....put white in his hair

  • @elk1827
    @elk1827 11 개월 전 +8

    5:56 The goatee literally looks like a sticker. The kind of think Prozd used to use in his skits

  • @catwetterau8273
    @catwetterau8273 3 년 전 +10439

    This movie is literally the film version of what a seventh grader thinks their love life is going to look like in the future

    • @sinagoga1916
      @sinagoga1916 3 년 전 +109

      OH MY-

    • @justjules24
      @justjules24 2 년 전 +260

      more like a fifth grader

    • @nightshadeo1300
      @nightshadeo1300 2 년 전 +182

      I thought you said 17th grader and I was so confused

    • @iliketoeatbatteries8122
      @iliketoeatbatteries8122 2 년 전 +250

      At first I was like “hey I’m a seventh grader” but then I thought about literally every seventh grader I know and realized you’re absolutely correct

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 년 전 +61

      Yes, I remember those cringe daydreams

  • @OUTINTHEDARKfilms
    @OUTINTHEDARKfilms 3 년 전 +3252

    can confirm the only thing realistic in the movie is that men do grab women by the biceps

  • @hanazeeshan5315
    @hanazeeshan5315 9 개월 전 +3

    Dude the Chef literally has a filter on his face- HOW DO YOU-- i literally can't 😭

  • @stalebaguettes_
    @stalebaguettes_ 년 전 +2

    "Billy stop! Billy no!" gives off the same energy as "swiper no swiping"

  • @probablykillua4680
    @probablykillua4680 3 년 전 +618

    the only thing this movie is missing is *an army of Vanessa Hudgens*

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 3 년 전 +3304

    No offense, but why does the Colonel Sanders actor look like a plastic toy version of Markiplier?

    • @elliexmood5026
      @elliexmood5026 3 년 전 +127

      LOL I JUST REALIZED THAT

    • @aliciamarie2414
      @aliciamarie2414 3 년 전 +125

      He looks like the Santa Claus 2 santa robot version of Markiplier

    • @goofballcartoonist7848
      @goofballcartoonist7848 3 년 전 +32

      dude that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the guy walk into the room, like holy fudge, i'm so glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 년 전 +29

      @@goofballcartoonist7848 He looks like if they make Markiplier into a toy animatronic. I don't know if its the grease or the hair or what, but...

    • @leanoura1435
      @leanoura1435 3 년 전 +6

      OMG I JUST REALIZED LMAOOO

  • @donthatemebcimbeautiful
    @donthatemebcimbeautiful 11 개월 전 +9

    2:39 damn..i wasnt planning on getting lectured today

  • @katjosephperez8772

    “How much to leave Jessica alone and skip town?” Even if she had accepted the proposal, Billy just told Harland that Jessica digs him a little too much for Billy’s comfort

  • @Scsmitty
    @Scsmitty 3 년 전 +1359

    This whole movie is just “Billy NO!”

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 년 전 +5

      😁😁😂

    • @Ur_Muslim_man
      @Ur_Muslim_man 3 년 전 +14

      bIlLy sTaHp

    • @ariskaur
      @ariskaur 3 년 전 +3

      Real reasons behind Farmer's protest in India
      Watch
      krplus.net/bidio/YteAY5GjmKeufqQ
      "Biggest protest in world history"

  • @keiradevlin2779
    @keiradevlin2779 3 년 전 +5595

    “when a tiny little piece of gourmet chocolate proposes to you, you say yes young lady” -danny 2020

  • @I_Wonder27
    @I_Wonder27 2 년 전 +5

    I love the song at the end has it always been there?

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 년 전 +3

    “Kentukeh frahd romance looks eye-wipin’ good ‘cuz it IS eye-wipin’ good”
    They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • @tylerjeffery1930
    @tylerjeffery1930 3 년 전 +612

    "Why don't they just get married? They like eachother"
    9 year old me talking about my divorced parents

  • @TrenBlack
    @TrenBlack 3 년 전 +2960

    This video is $50k in free KFC advertising XD

    • @timmyg946
      @timmyg946 3 년 전 +24

      then it isn't free? lmao

    • @phosfine7793
      @phosfine7793 3 년 전 +20

      @Wan Amirul 50k? Free? Which one lol

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 3 년 전

      Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)

    • @nigelngzhengjie2823
      @nigelngzhengjie2823 3 년 전 +41

      @@phosfine7793 he meant 50k worth of advertising for KFC but for free because the video is not sponsored by KFC in any way.

    • @nigelngzhengjie2823
      @nigelngzhengjie2823 3 년 전 +1

      @Wan Amirul example

  • @SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas
    @SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas 8 개월 전 +3

    2:36 is just the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @triassictv6437
    @triassictv6437 년 전 +3

    Who would fall in love with the dude who set up so much factory farming

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 3 년 전 +907

    Main Character’s Mom: “He’s a Garibaldi”
    19th century Italy: “Oh yeah it’s all coming together”

  • @galaxypedestalfan
    @galaxypedestalfan 3 년 전 +1402

    It makes sense she’d fall for Colonel Sanders, he’s a hunk.

    • @samnelson6509
      @samnelson6509 3 년 전 +86

      A hunk o chicken 😎

    • @leeraps6621
      @leeraps6621 3 년 전 +43

      @@samnelson6509 pls take everything I have even my wife and kid

    • @simplydree
      @simplydree 3 년 전

      700th like

    • @december0934
      @december0934 3 년 전 +6

      the guy she was already with wasn't bad either, and both of them have stale personalities.. pass

    • @whimbrella
      @whimbrella 3 년 전 +1

      @@december0934 ikr

  • @ricochet4674
    @ricochet4674 년 전 +3

    I love how I assumed this was feature length until I saw him pause it.

  • @urmom6314
    @urmom6314 년 전 +7

    Billy be ballin😎💵💵💵