REJECT CLOAKER. RETURN TO MONKE. | Payday 2 Sociopath Perk Deck

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  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275

    6:25 "Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough"
    This man does not disappoint

  • @heywaitasecond46
    @heywaitasecond46 3 년 전 +4566

    You probably know this, but they actually added the comically large spoon.
    Edit: This comment was made before his vid on the comically large spoon, stop telling me about it.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 년 전 +825

    Being a Sociopath in Payday 2 is the definition of the Spartan response to the question "Why are your swords so short?", which is _"So we can get closer to our enemies as we watch them die."_
    Death is not an option, _it's a requirement, _*_and i'm an over-achiever._*
    Monke woke up. Monke chose violence. Be like monke. :3

    • @The_Grim_Reaper6934
      @The_Grim_Reaper6934 8 개월 전 +9

      The fact that Badger did not Pin or heart this comment fucking blows blows me away

    • @redmegarex
      @redmegarex 6 개월 전 +2

      yes.

    • @heimlich5026
      @heimlich5026 12 일 전 +1

      @@The_Grim_Reaper6934I mean this comment is like 2 years after the video, prolly just hasn’t seen it?

    • @frost9d733
      @frost9d733 4 일 전

      5:15 I’m a god such a fucking God

  • @isaacwurmbrand
    @isaacwurmbrand 년 전 +367

    I'm still constantly amused by the fact that "I Will Give You My All 2017" is written and performed by the one, the only, Bain's voice actor. And also he's the Cloaker voice actor. Bain and/or a Cloaker just going nuts over the comms while the gang goes apeshit.

    • @siperog
      @siperog 9 개월 전 +18

      It's even more ironic if you're in a heist with a radio (like Murky Station or Big Oil Day 1), because it can play the original version

    • @fairy_phantasm
      @fairy_phantasm 9 개월 전 +5

      oh now that you say it... I do hear Bain now. hmm interesting.

    • @RGE-NOELLE
      @RGE-NOELLE 개월 전 +2

      The voice actor for bain is also the voice actor for the dozers

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 21 일 전 +2

      It gets better: the VA for Bain and the Cloakers composes a majority of Payday 2's soundtrack

  • @consicedisc6961
    @consicedisc6961 3 년 전 +6379

    imagine if jacket accidentally used the wrong message
    like he takes down a crew of cloakers and instead of something badass
    the tape recorder says something like "your prostate exam is scheduled at 2 pm"

  • @iris_ofthestorm4260
    @iris_ofthestorm4260 3 년 전 +12448

    That comically large spoon comment aged like fine wine

    • @Hyprek_
      @Hyprek_ 2 년 전 +73

      Na dude aged like milk

    • @iris_ofthestorm4260
      @iris_ofthestorm4260 2 년 전 +677

      @@Hyprek_ - ...Why, exactly? It got added to the game as an OP melee weapon. I’d call that well-aged.

    • @mememaster2794
      @mememaster2794 2 년 전 +155

      And the 9 mm being hard to find comment aged like milk

    • @iris_ofthestorm4260
      @iris_ofthestorm4260 2 년 전 +172

      @@mememaster2794 - …the fuck does THAT mean?

    • @kiogu_3348
      @kiogu_3348 2 년 전 +32

      It has 69 comments. So only comment about it on here

  • @sampletext5959
    @sampletext5959 년 전 +64

    “I suppressed my Garand and threw a laser on it, which only a literal ape would do.”
    Me doing stealth with dual suppressed Broomhandles with pink laser sights: “nobody expects *monke* ”

  • @zacharymabb4873
    @zacharymabb4873 년 전 +388

    Jacket tape recorder lines 0:30 0:47 2:03 2:14 2:31 2:47 3:02 3:15 3:34 4:26 4:35 4:45 6:49 8:08 9:49 10:55 12:16 13:56 16:11 17:18 19:18 19:59

  • @Godlobber
    @Godlobber 3 년 전 +2671

    I have come back here to tell everybody that yes, we are getting a fucking spoon melee weapon.

  • @wiwieyanie3756
    @wiwieyanie3756 2 년 전 +4999

    "i wrap my pizza in another pizza call that shit cholestrol" still gets me everytime

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz 2 년 전 +119

      The one where he says “FUCK” gets me because you can hear his brain trying to find a word to say

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 2 년 전 +73

      wrap my pizza in a pound a butter, call that shit paula dean

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz 2 년 전 +61

      @@NintendoNerd64 great taste, and incredible racism in every bite!

    • @DeadLiftGaming
      @DeadLiftGaming 2 년 전 +6

      I'm your 800 like do I get a prize

    • @theorangegremlin334
      @theorangegremlin334 2 년 전 +11

      @@DeadLiftGaming A Cloaker Visit

  • @gameplayer1837
    @gameplayer1837 9 개월 전 +8

    5:18 Badger fixed the drill a third time and I IMMEADIATELY got an ad for Engineering courses in Japan

  • @Belgium4045
    @Belgium4045 10 개월 전 +23

    I like how at 8:08, badger is just getting slowly concerned when jacket gets closer to the camera.

  • @Davinator11
    @Davinator11 3 년 전 +6836

    Badger: "how is 9mm hard to find"
    Every american gun owner: *tears up*

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 3 년 전 +122

      As a non-American, I laugh at this.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 3 년 전 +279

      Disgusting Milky Water. You can thank the noguns for this. Basically: “oh, we need fucking gun control right now”
      then when the lockdown hit: “I need a gun right now, what do you mean I have a waiting period thanks to gun control, reeeeeeee”

    • @Davinator11
      @Davinator11 3 년 전 +110

      @Blake White ok boomer?

    • @bobross5233
      @bobross5233 3 년 전 +7

      😭😭😭

    • @parkesy7461
      @parkesy7461 3 년 전 +13

      Blake White stop mr American gun man

  • @maineduke5535
    @maineduke5535 3 년 전 +676

    Police doing their job:
    Some shiter: THIS IS THE STANCE

  • @philliptyndall4668
    @philliptyndall4668 년 전 +46

    Legends say that to this day, Badger still hasn't missed a single drill fix hit

  • @A3therk1n
    @A3therk1n 년 전 +17

    18:38
    you KNOW you're doing good at heisting when the ENEMY MEDIC-
    *N E E D S A M E D I C-*

  • @zadamany9255
    @zadamany9255 3 년 전 +338

    13:14
    “How is 9mm hard to find?”
    Well, it all started back in January...

  • @adaphas
    @adaphas 3 년 전 +3650

    "Is there a comically large spoon melee?" "I swear to god Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough"
    We bullied him enough and he added it.

    • @Ap0ph1s.
      @Ap0ph1s. 3 년 전 +36

      71 Beyond by adding it's golden Big Brother that does double the damage and set people on fire at a 20% chance

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 년 전 +19

      @@Ap0ph1s. or in bagers case a "20%" chanceXD

    • @armywife5kids
      @armywife5kids 3 년 전 +5

      More like 100% chanch in bagers case

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. 2 년 전 +5

      @@armywife5kids same with beating up the damn drill to restart it

    • @jamesbeattie8800
      @jamesbeattie8800 2 년 전 +1

      Bullying works

  • @ciphergacha9100
    @ciphergacha9100 년 전 +92

    5:53 yes with everything but sociopath because of the 10x damage when melee attacking twice in a second

  • @polypotterplayz2015
    @polypotterplayz2015 7 개월 전 +4

    6:03
    Cloaker was observing Social distancing even while beating you asses up 🤣🤣

  • @NoassNobrammo
    @NoassNobrammo 3 년 전 +3895

    Didn’t know badger finally realized he’s the avatar.

  • @navinc.9678
    @navinc.9678 2 년 전 +2216

    just imagine one of those cops in heaven be like: 'oh how did you die?'
    'I was stabbed with a grill fork by a mute bank robber

    • @user-zj6ks1ph4p
      @user-zj6ks1ph4p 2 년 전 +68

      they also added the comically large spoon so now its "i was beat to death with a comically large spoon by a bank robber"

    • @willleese8842
      @willleese8842 2 년 전 +36

      'they also used a tape recorder for some reason and had a chicken mask along with a stylish jacket '

    • @griffin1086
      @griffin1086 2 년 전 +26

      Or with my favorite “I was Karate chopped in the throat by an Australian women in full body armor.”

    • @omahabrowneyes
      @omahabrowneyes 2 년 전 +11

      The roasts are perfect representing, like "my blood was claimed to be used for barbecue sauce"

    • @Thephillips-dj1po
      @Thephillips-dj1po 2 년 전 +7

      “I was killed with a comically large spoon by some guy in a Monkey mask.”

  • @The-lay
    @The-lay 년 전 +31

    19:38 you know your doing well when the enemy medic needs a medic

  • @BR-dj1bo
    @BR-dj1bo 9 개월 전 +8

    4:25 Dozer just be standing there, watching a man with a chicken mask whacking a Cloaker with a nail hammer made me laugh harder then it shouldn't have lol

  • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251

    "Heads, or tails. The tossed coin. A metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player-
    _Always_
    *_Cheats."_*
    Damned if those Jacket quotes aren't terrifying.

  • @knightghaleon
    @knightghaleon 3 년 전 +897

    When Badger goes into the public games
    "We running stealth or loud?"
    Badger: "I'll be the Saiyan."
    *proceeds to DBZ punch the armed authorities*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 년 전 +6

      *K.O!* _KNOCKS OUT CLOAKER_

    • @obamaminion418
      @obamaminion418 3 년 전 +15

      10:05 be wary of the t-posers they have ascended. but it only makes sense to fear them.

    • @knightghaleon
      @knightghaleon 3 년 전

      @Extraordinary Nerd fantastic!

    • @knightghaleon
      @knightghaleon 3 년 전 +1

      @@obamaminion418 they are the dominant lifeforms that visits the planet of the payday universe to check on the earthlings. They dare not show the earthlings their true power, yet.

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 년 전

      @@seantaggart7382 There’s an achievement for killing a cloaker mid jump.

  • @Mrincognitowastaken

    15:12 I wrap my pizza in another pizza and call that shit Viagra

  • @The-Ink-Dragon97
    @The-Ink-Dragon97 년 전 +12

    14:07 "GRIND"

  • @CovertOperative13
    @CovertOperative13 3 년 전 +376

    Yo, Badger, long time player here. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are two characters with special gore kills depending on their weapons and enemy.
    Jiro + Katana Melee + Charged Melee Kill on Cloakers = Chopped in Half or Beheaded
    Bodhi + Platypus Sniper Rifle + Headshot on Tazers = Chunks of Head GONE
    God, I wish they did more of these special kills.

    • @TJKnight94
      @TJKnight94 3 년 전 +14

      You can also get a blt-mod that allows anyone to perform these gorey kills with any weapon
      i shotgunned a cloaker in half yesterday, pogged out

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 3 년 전 +6

      @Kanna Seppukamui Yeah, if you use Jiro as your playable character, equip the katana, and charge that sum bitch, you can cut the cloakers head or his body in half.

    • @godzillafan9115
      @godzillafan9115 3 년 전 +10

      I wished there was one for jacket where basically he recreates his killing blow from HM. Like just jacket + fist = bash they're head in like a got damn egg.

    • @CovertOperative13
      @CovertOperative13 3 년 전

      @@TJKnight94 Yo, I need to look in those mods for the game. Been playing since the 360, still haven't tried any.

    • @CovertOperative13
      @CovertOperative13 3 년 전

      @@godzillafan9115 Or you charge up a punch and he punches so hard that the Medic's neck snaps 180.

  • @rift3068
    @rift3068 3 년 전 +1306

    “I Will Give you my All” is just the cloaker explaining why he should be on the police force despite his blatant sociopathy

    • @burnerheinz
      @burnerheinz 3 년 전 +65

      This makes perfect sense and is now Canon

    • @charadreemurr5121
      @charadreemurr5121 3 년 전 +28

      Xerain House imagine every heist only one cloaker but it has the zealdozers health

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 년 전 +13

      chara dreemurr it starts beating someone and you have everyone else unload a full mag of a Thanatos into it in 30 seconds.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 3 년 전 +2

      I will give you brutality!

    • @simka9617
      @simka9617 3 년 전 +3

      chara dreemurr *Laughs in electric brass knuckles stun lock*

  • @shadybait
    @shadybait 년 전 +13

    At 1:57 right after he says “we may need a paid dlc, and we got one!” For 1 frame you can see a state of survival ad

    • @jackmio
      @jackmio 년 전 +4

      yeah, i noticed that he cut out the ad lol

  • @adriancerda8478
    @adriancerda8478 년 전 +16

    8:24 Couch Baby

  • @benjaminstratford8800
    @benjaminstratford8800 3 년 전 +3683

    Badger please I still haven't come down off the adrenaline high from the last Payday video

    • @FoxMoss0823
      @FoxMoss0823 3 년 전 +26

      What do you mean? That makes it even better

    • @Lightna
      @Lightna 3 년 전 +43

      Its all part of Mr. Bone's wild ride. It never ends

    • @bustahchiro3350
      @bustahchiro3350 3 년 전 +7

      We will all overdose

    • @Mortal2064
      @Mortal2064 3 년 전 +6

      THE WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

    • @phantom1936
      @phantom1936 3 년 전 +4

      IKR I’ve been waiting for this for so long he need to do more

  • @littleman4925
    @littleman4925 2 년 전 +2642

    Imagine the police radio that day.
    "Uh, control?"
    "yes?"
    "There's a monke with a monke mask in an alleyway hipfiring a m1 garand with a suppressor and a laser on it."
    "holy hell. Retreat immediately."

    • @doomeddog5589
      @doomeddog5589 년 전 +1

      he is also beating shit out of out fucking BULLDOZERS

    • @RationalGull47
      @RationalGull47 년 전 +24

      Damn best comment I've seen all day

    • @Viddaric
      @Viddaric 년 전 +78

      "Also he just bare-knuckle boxed the Bulldozer into a coma"

    • @bryce9021
      @bryce9021 년 전 +7

      Yes

    • @the_explorer4600
      @the_explorer4600 년 전 +21

      @@Viddaric if I were a cop that witnessed that I would just run away and quit immediately tbh.

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl 년 전 +29

    Is it just me or does anybody else laugh when heavenly father laughs just something about his laugh puts a smile on my face

  • @quack6292
    @quack6292 년 전 +14

    12:58 well Grouse. You got your wish!

  • @FriendofDead
    @FriendofDead 3 년 전 +422

    Ah yes,
    One thing i DON'T want to hear on mayhem heist is:
    "What's a grenade button?"

  • @justananimegirlwithpinkhai8379

    The 4 playstyles of Payday 2
    Armor
    Dodge
    Grinder
    *_M O N K I_*

  • @TheYugiohChessDude
    @TheYugiohChessDude 년 전 +25

    I don't know why but you showed up on my recommendations but I can kinda see why, ONE OF THE BEST CHANNELS I HAVE FOUND YET FULL OF CHAOS. XD

    • @Juanguar
      @Juanguar 년 전 +2

      Welcome to the circus

    • @TheYugiohChessDude
      @TheYugiohChessDude 년 전 +1

      @@Juanguar I would like to call it the circus of chaos

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 년 전

      @@TheYugiohChessDude FBI? I kinda killed all your dozers. You might need some new ones.

  • @Security-B1
    @Security-B1 년 전 +8

    13:20
    *2 men get flung up into the air on beat with razormind*

  • @critter3312
    @critter3312 3 년 전 +424

    Robber: Put all the money in the bag
    Banker: Okay sir I'll get on it *looks down*
    Banker: Sir why are you robbing us with such fresh ass timberlands on

  • @RobMustDie482
    @RobMustDie482 3 년 전 +1020

    9:55 Badger goes to stab a taser, taser shocks him, Badger instantly pulls out his shotgun at a speed no human can comprehend and makes a hole where the taser's face used to be.

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 3 년 전 +29

      Oh god

    • @rumwrestlelive
      @rumwrestlelive 3 년 전 +63

      There is literally no frames between the knife and the gun

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 3 년 전 +31

      He's said before his mongoose reflexes are his best skill.

    • @cactus9737
      @cactus9737 3 년 전 +16

      that´s payday 2 for you brother

    • @jperigo95
      @jperigo95 3 년 전 +22

      Fucking hell that's some wild west gunslinger shit right there

  • @Coolboimaybe
    @Coolboimaybe 11 개월 전 +4

    16:33 Dozer “Ok I’m here now who wants to die!” Three hits with a pickax later.

  • @R3TR0923
    @R3TR0923 년 전 +8

    17:31 we must
    R E T U R N
    T O
    M O N K E ! ! !

  • @Ketamiinikaapo
    @Ketamiinikaapo 3 년 전 +654

    We Actually have to cyberbully Almir to give us a "Comically large spoon" As a melee weapon. Like Actually

  • @fragmentshotz9352
    @fragmentshotz9352 3 년 전 +430

    “This medic is tanky”
    *Laughs in medic dozer*

    • @lazerwing3022
      @lazerwing3022 3 년 전 +7

      Laughs in medic dozer healing minigun dozer

    • @robbiethecontroller9642
      @robbiethecontroller9642 3 년 전 +2

      Off topic but 2:49 I see a boomer from left 4 dead and I think they stall the model.

    • @lalasagneexecrable752
      @lalasagneexecrable752 3 년 전

      Nah not minigun dozer, it’s not the worst, but skulldozers !

    • @Furi_S_Poi
      @Furi_S_Poi 3 년 전

      @@robbiethecontroller9642 yea, maybe. Cause I see it too.

    • @shokanshok3198
      @shokanshok3198 3 년 전 +1

      @@lalasagneexecrable752 Minigun dozers are way worse

  • @PlasmaIndigo
    @PlasmaIndigo 년 전 +4

    13:50 i just realized that badger animated the model so correctly. the models hand is in specific position so his finger doesnt get caught in the loading mechanism when he pushes the clip in and giving him the "Garand Thumb" o7 my friend o7...

  • @crash5786
    @crash5786 년 전 +6

    16:46 can we just appreciate how polite Mickey was?

  • @nathanmiller6274
    @nathanmiller6274 3 년 전 +526

    “Like how is 9mm hard to find?”
    He does not know.

    • @uppo9301
      @uppo9301 3 년 전 +51

      So. Fucking. Expensive.

    • @MrStephenmor
      @MrStephenmor 3 년 전 +39

      Bruh I run dual-weild p90's
      Aint no ammo

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 3 년 전 +16

      @@MrStephenmor I have a minigun and a flamethrower with thermite grenades and a fucking kitchen knife, never before has joy been the most terrifying force of nature

    • @Jorts_McJeanShorts
      @Jorts_McJeanShorts 3 년 전 +28

      I haven't found any in 2 months, how's a boog boy gonna boog with no 9?

    • @jonathonhalter9576
      @jonathonhalter9576 3 년 전 +12

      Too real.... sad boog noises

  • @hamac6156
    @hamac6156 3 년 전 +570

    Normal pubs: stealth or loud?
    RussianBadger pub: M O N K E

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 3 년 전 +3

      WULULULULULU

    • @livesakimbo
      @livesakimbo 3 년 전 +3

      normal pubs are usually loud anyways so nothing changes

  • @King80.
    @King80. 년 전 +2

    Payday 2 can be described by : “breaking the Geneva convention with a large spoon and a goat on your back while making meth and learning to make meth during a police assault”

  • @ECHO-87
    @ECHO-87 년 전 +4

    Cloaker:"you call this resisting arrest we call this a diffic-" jacket:"oh I dont think so"

  • @napstadg2211
    @napstadg2211 2 년 전 +2912

    Bulldozer:"Oh, you're aproaching me?"
    Badger:"I can't stab the shit out of you without getting closer"

  • @thatguy10001
    @thatguy10001 3 년 전 +1400

    "Yo Jacket and the Sociopath Perk Deck are so cool"
    *Cries in Australian*

    • @dres4r977
      @dres4r977 3 년 전 +26

      Don’t you guys get it for free?

    • @normaefird9579
      @normaefird9579 3 년 전 +126

      No, Hotline Miami is banned in Australia and they have to wait till they send you something

    • @dres4r977
      @dres4r977 3 년 전 +19

      @@normaefird9579 thats what i was talking about, they send you a code so you can get it

    • @huntereyeofdarkwood5417
      @huntereyeofdarkwood5417 3 년 전 +86

      @@normaefird9579 If you send a email to overkill with proof of austrailan citinsenship you Get it for free (there is a a long wait, but still)

    • @shagaru1234
      @shagaru1234 3 년 전 +93

      @@dres4r977 the devs outright tell you to pirate it or show citizenship to the devs and you'll get a code

  • @CoopaiNuse
    @CoopaiNuse 년 전 +2

    "Look at this long as boi" "Is it an alien?"
    As it turned out, yes. It was an alien nephilim god from the ancient times.

  • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc

    The "Random chimp encounter" bit will *NEVER* get old in my books

  • @absolutelyretardedskeletor

    Payday 2: Stealth is an optio-
    Russainbadger: *peace was never an option*

    • @kittydurgon8740
      @kittydurgon8740 3 년 전 +7

      HONK.

    • @muchluck7981
      @muchluck7981 3 년 전 +8

      Upvote this comment so we can see Badger play stealth. Honestly I just want to see him suffer.

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 3 년 전 +3

      Sora.N Minakaze someone introduce him to yacht heist

    • @aci6737
      @aci6737 3 년 전 +2

      Same applies to crysis remastered, you can even reject modernity and return to MONKE in that game

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 년 전 +2

      @@oH_._ that’s the second worst stealth heist, Alesso is 10 times as bad though.

  • @elgenerico5453
    @elgenerico5453 3 년 전 +964

    "He was a brave soldier, who died protecting the Golden Grin."
    "How'd he die?"
    "Fork."

  • @Janky_Gamer
    @Janky_Gamer 년 전 +2

    The thud of the pickaxe is satisfying, i wish that was the actual sound of the pickaxe in game

  • @pizza_.
    @pizza_. 년 전 +1

    Reasons why I main jacket: I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE
    17:54 ZA HANDO sound effect

  • @Broccoli134
    @Broccoli134 3 년 전 +1535

    13:14
    “How is 9mm hard to find?”
    2020 comin in like

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 3 년 전 +34

      Aged like fuckin' milk, and the video itself is from this year too lmao

    • @micahmorrison1131
      @micahmorrison1131 3 년 전 +7

      Stonks

    • @braindeadgaming808
      @braindeadgaming808 3 년 전 +9

      I had to resort to 50 bmg because that wasnt sold out

    • @bishoppope2921
      @bishoppope2921 3 년 전 +9

      @Owen Watts dude stfu no one, and I mean no one calls it 9x19mm luger. Yes I understand technically other 9mm rounds exist like. 380 and 9x39 but literally everyone understood.

    • @airraid1266
      @airraid1266 3 년 전 +1

      @@bishoppope2921 everyone calls it 9mm Luger or 9x19, you also forgot to mention 9x18mm Makarov and during time of upload 9x19 was extremely rare. Still is.
      *Happy shitpost noises*

  • @keremsenturk8110
    @keremsenturk8110 3 년 전 +575

    "You look so innocent."
    Cultist in the Enter the Gungeon:
    Kills bullet god and his teammate.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 3 년 전 +7

      Hah! Betrayal at it's finest!

    • @keremsenturk8110
      @keremsenturk8110 3 년 전 +6

      @Alejandro GAMEZ SIERRA it is a easter egg you can find Bullet's head and Marine's helmet too

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 3 년 전 +2

      Where do you get the Gungeon gear

    • @keremsenturk8110
      @keremsenturk8110 3 년 전 +3

      @@garrettbates9124 I don't remember the map but they are scattered around inside of it

    • @thatonecat8881
      @thatonecat8881 3 년 전 +2

      You can find smol figurines around bank heist (dont know which bank heist), jewelry store and one more that I forgot you and when you find 5 or 10 you will get the mask

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon 7 개월 전 +1

    7:15 I love the inclusion of the default TF2 hit sound right there. Almost makes me want Badger to do a video in Team Fortress 2... and possibly get either curbstomped by bots or join the players in curbstomping them back. Seriously, the game's bot problem became so bad that the players are figuring out strategies to counter said bots. XD

  • @stormtendo
    @stormtendo 5 개월 전 +1

    “Reject Modernity, Embrace Monke” is honestly one of my favorite things this man has said 😂

  • @EyelessMasks
    @EyelessMasks 3 년 전 +772

    "wait, theres an achievement?"
    Half of pd2 achievements get unlocked that way

    • @Somerandomedude-go8el
      @Somerandomedude-go8el 3 년 전 +36

      yea.
      literally playing a public game "Adcheivment get Virus"

    • @overshotbloox7944
      @overshotbloox7944 3 년 전 +6

      1000+ achievments

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 3 년 전 +23

      Not half of them, 90 percent of them, the other 10 you need to check the achievement tab

    • @markulyssestabasan3064
      @markulyssestabasan3064 3 년 전 +19

      "Wait, there's a car?"
      I got that achievement first time playing Meltdown. Almost quit halfway because forklift.

    • @FIrstLast-ti3hu
      @FIrstLast-ti3hu 3 년 전 +3

      @@markulyssestabasan3064 that car was so much worse. Breaks every 3 minutes, way too easy to flip over. Forklifts can skip most of the drive

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 3 년 전 +1673

    "Wait, thats an achievement?!?"
    Payday 2 achievements in a nutshell

  • @sanaltilkiwashere
    @sanaltilkiwashere 년 전 +4

    11:00 nailed it

  • @EEMMOsGaming
    @EEMMOsGaming 7 개월 전 +1

    this is it, this is the video that got the comically large spoon into payday, both the silver and the gold variants

  • @microwavedricecake1554
    @microwavedricecake1554 3 년 전 +632

    I never knew that those recordings had such *TERRIFYING* dialogue.

    • @venomousviper5117
      @venomousviper5117 3 년 전 +21

      "There is no need to be alarmed"

    • @venomousviper5117
      @venomousviper5117 3 년 전 +12

      "I dont think that is supposed to be there."

    • @titan5642
      @titan5642 3 년 전 +33

      "Excercise caution when AGGRAVATING MY TEMPER"

    • @hematicfox7096
      @hematicfox7096 3 년 전 +9

      "Do you know what time it is?"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 년 전 +24

      This was one of God's first prototypes at making a DoomSlayer. ......... *he still doesn't know if this was a success or now*

  • @brucehc4975
    @brucehc4975 3 년 전 +214

    Sociopath: "call and ambulance".
    Sociopath, pulling out melee weapon: *but not for me*

  • @imadabi633
    @imadabi633 7 개월 전

    Nothing could've prepared me for bald badger at the end 💀💀

  • @BlizzBobm
    @BlizzBobm 년 전 +2

    The T-posing sheild is actually common in game designing, it's used to load in the models for a split second to then animate whatever (game example, Dauntless [if you count it ig])

  • @ForcerElpeCo
    @ForcerElpeCo 3 년 전 +575

    RussianBadger: *Makes Payday content and makes it more relevant than ever*
    Overkill: "It's free real estate"

    • @bihansiceklone
      @bihansiceklone 3 년 전 +10

      Why have these stale reddit memes infested absolutely every youtube comment section?

    • @mackg.6815
      @mackg.6815 3 년 전 +4

      I bought the game just because Badger reminded me of it and made it look really fun

    • @bencsurazoltan4974
      @bencsurazoltan4974 3 년 전

      @@mackg.6815 me too mate and im enjoing it

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku 2 년 전 +3388

    "I will give you my all" played when I was the last man standing, camping a corner during an endless assault with '800 pound gorilla', ammo bags, and a LMG; splitting my time between mowing down heavies and taking as many hostages as I could. It will always be an epic piece.

  • @alienseyes8546
    @alienseyes8546 2 개월 전

    8:34 The Cloaker responded to him like: WE GOTTA TAKE HIM DOWN, HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

  • @shittetharse
    @shittetharse 년 전 +16

    Sadly, within this short documentary it appears they did what they feared the worst.
    They became cloakers.

  • @quackback4901
    @quackback4901 3 년 전 +444

    “BETTER LATE THEN NEVER.”
    -some police officer that can drop kick a clown over a Toyota car

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 년 전 +1069

    Cloaker: I fear no man, but that t h i n g…..
    *counter strike perk*
    It scares me…….

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG 2 년 전 +20

      Get..that.. fucking..shit...
      *AWAY FROM ME*

    • @elmendelasarten8365
      @elmendelasarten8365 2 년 전 +9

      @@MykeGG *proceeds to wululu the wululu boi*

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG 2 년 전 +2

      @@elmendelasarten8365 *AUGH*

    • @davidwilliams1949
      @davidwilliams1949 2 년 전 +3

      @@MykeGG imma drop kick you now

    • @MykeGG
      @MykeGG 2 년 전 +2

      @@davidwilliams1949 no No NOOOO

  • @NEEEERD69
    @NEEEERD69 7 개월 전

    "Do you know what time it is?"
    *"IT'S TIME TO R E T U R N"*

  • @dominatorplays2577
    @dominatorplays2577 11 개월 전

    Jacket:” I don’t think that’s supposed to go there.”
    Cloaker with a Grilling Fork Lodged in His Eye:”Ahem, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHHHHGHHH”

  • @Apple-ix9nj
    @Apple-ix9nj 3 년 전 +810

    “All these officers”
    *equips diamond pickaxe*
    “So little time...”

    • @fm.f1
      @fm.f1 3 년 전 +13

      "And all I did was play Minecraft."

    • @LoneHerald
      @LoneHerald 3 년 전 +2

      "So little mine..."

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 3 년 전 +284

    Me: there is no way to make "Jacket" cooler than he is.
    This Video: **press play** hold my bat...

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 년 전 +5

      Jacket is fucking sick tho. Best heister.

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 3 년 전 +4

      leaving this world isn’t as scary as it seems

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 3 년 전 +3

      "The following presentation is not suited for minors."

    • @actuallyarclight
      @actuallyarclight 3 년 전 +1

      ‘We hope you will have a pleasant flight!’

  • @danny_boi3537
    @danny_boi3537 9 개월 전

    The grilling fork and M1 Garand were amazing on their own, but just imagine using the fork as a bayonet.

  • @the0sumjames699
    @the0sumjames699 년 전 +1

    Badger: DOZER
    Dozer: badger, your approaching me after Dallas told you the secret of my armor
    Badger: i cant stay the s*#% out of you without getting closer
    Dozer: HOHO come as close as you want then

  • @Captain_Aham
    @Captain_Aham 3 년 전 +699

    10:50
    Just adding a timestamp to one of the most intimidating quotes i've ever heard

  • @shanewinslow380
    @shanewinslow380 3 년 전 +588

    “How hard is it to find 9mm”
    Every gun owner in America right now: Boi let me tell you what

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 3 년 전 +9

      /\

    • @MaceOfSpades5
      @MaceOfSpades5 3 년 전 +8

      Why use 9mm when you can use 50.Cal

    • @shanewinslow380
      @shanewinslow380 3 년 전 +11

      Siegi Griesmayr because I don’t ha 12 grand to spend on an M82 and I’d rather not pay 5 bucks for every round I wanna shoot

    • @theburndome9396
      @theburndome9396 3 년 전 +1

      Dead ass tho dog. I got my box o'hollowsblat point.... But that's it.

    • @RebelFNOS
      @RebelFNOS 3 년 전 +3

      @Shane Winslow payday 2 adjusted to issues of the real world

  • @xyrkzes
    @xyrkzes 9 개월 전 +2

    I love how badger kept specifically choosing melee weapons that don’t get the bonuses from sociopath because they attack too slowly for it to trigger.

  • @Edmund-od7mv
    @Edmund-od7mv 5 일 전 +1

    A wonderful video of chaos and having my accent insulted.Great job, badger.

  • @SimplySmeef
    @SimplySmeef 3 년 전 +865

    "When British people say Stupid, how many S's, C's and H's are exaggerated?"
    QUITE a lot. It's 65% of how you say it

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 3 년 전 +300

    “How is 9mm hard to find?”
    2020: hey got some news for you

    • @YoBoyNeptune
      @YoBoyNeptune 3 년 전 +5

      Worth it's weight in gold

    • @crayoneater6034
      @crayoneater6034 3 년 전 +14

      2020, the year when owning a Makarov was easier to fund than a Glock

    • @lukepatterson-snell8477
      @lukepatterson-snell8477 3 년 전 +1

      Is this some kind of American joke I'm to British to understand

    • @7.65x21mm
      @7.65x21mm 3 년 전 +1

      Luke Patterson-snell yeah

    • @dkilgu82
      @dkilgu82 3 년 전 +6

      Luke Patterson-snell Long Story Short. Everyone is panic buying ammunition. 9mm has been especially hard hit due to it being cheap and used in nearly every production handgun.

  • @LittleGrayRam
    @LittleGrayRam 년 전

    ill be honest 0:52 is perhaps my favoite transition even from a badge video, its just so clean bro

  • @Sivuna
    @Sivuna 7 개월 전

    “Welcome back to Payday 2. A game where you come for the music and stay because you’re getting curb stomped”
    -Wise Badger

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392

    “Woah we’re getting robbed but damn he fresh”
    -security guard

  • @thefrostyslinger9041
    @thefrostyslinger9041 2 년 전 +913

    13:37 I love that as soon as Badger asks the question, all of his friends start yelling "schewpid"

    • @A3therk1n
      @A3therk1n 년 전 +35

      12:33, you got the time wrong.

    • @TheBlindingWhelk
      @TheBlindingWhelk 년 전 +9

      He also uses Hoxton on his SFM animations too xD (since Hoxton is British)

    • @TalkedSniper322
      @TalkedSniper322 년 전 +11

      @@A3therk1n Only different because Badger deleted the sponsorship segment at the beginning. :P

    • @A3therk1n
      @A3therk1n 년 전 +2

      @@TalkedSniper322 eh. still got it wrong- :/

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy 4 개월 전 +2

      Want a surefire way to devolve you and your friends into a group of cavemen?
      Try to make a conversation about mooses and how weird they sound and then try to shout "EEEEUGH!".
      Then watch chaos unfold.

  • @themaskedronin
    @themaskedronin 년 전 +1

    14:17 hes the Hash Slinging Slasher 😂

  • @koraidonfan19
    @koraidonfan19 6 개월 전

    When I got my first drill-smack fix, it was with the baseball bat. I'd love it if RussianBadger fixed a drill with every Payday 2 melee, just as its own video.

  • @xshotfd9361
    @xshotfd9361 3 년 전 +264

    Badger got that "Avatar : Legend Of Baldjur" haircut going on

  • @cringenamehere3920
    @cringenamehere3920 2 년 전 +562

    "heads or tails? a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course, the wise player always cheats"
    found my yearbook quote

    • @MixG98
      @MixG98 10 개월 전 +3

      I've always wondered... what does it mean the last phrase? "The wise player always cheats"
      Does anyone knows about it?

    • @starlord7774
      @starlord7774 10 개월 전 +35

      ​@@MixG98 basically it just means that a smart person never leaves anything to actual chance and rigs the odds so that they always win. A lot of stuff that people "leave to chance" realistically can be taken advantage of it you know what you are doing.

    • @P4R53C5
      @P4R53C5 8 개월 전

      ​@@starlord7774true but how do you cheat at coin tossing?

    • @starlord7774
      @starlord7774 8 개월 전 +13

      @@P4R53C5 weighted coin/tampering with the coin itself. Tossing it a certain way to manipulate it to face a certain way. The quote is more so a metaphor than an actual situation.

    • @mysis64
      @mysis64 8 개월 전 +1

      @@P4R53C5 a 2 headed coin

  • @natebrown7968
    @natebrown7968 7 개월 전 +1

    No SHOT payday 2 predicted mummified aliens