How 2 Be Rich
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Nobody:
Danny’s hair: ~
How can I give this more than one like
LMFAO
I love this comment
More like 🌊
I’m wheezing why
“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...
69 likes. Nice
be...ted bundy
669 likes... nice.
869 likes nice
978 likes damnit
“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏
😂😂😂😂
We love him, such a king 👑
Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap
😐
Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......
“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer”
Danny that’s disturbingly specific
We've all done it at least once
@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm
@@cheapshotfishing9239fr
@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird
Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.
It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”
Oh no I can't like it's at 69
R they wrong tho 👀
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i was the 1k like😎
how to no step in hole:
step 1. no step in hole
"there's no girls watching this, right?"
*sweats nervously in female.*
your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂
@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.
We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎
what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓
"There's only dudes watching this"
I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude
"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever
"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote
I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.
Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡
Same broski
This is actually so pure! congratulations :)
Danny man-ifested your gender
Danny man-ifested your gender
"There's no girls watching this, right?"
All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously
Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad
He said that the moment I read this-
@TR1PPY _ same tho lol
They could clarify as a male like I like to
Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.
"there's no girls watching this, right?"
I'm not a girl, I'm a greg
understandable have a nice day
The two genders: Boy and Greg
according to the letters of the sign in the back, we are G E R G now 0-0
Andsgradite same
I was a girl before watching this,
I am now *greg* =)
As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side
پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده
جات ته جهنم هست
Goals
Honestly? Glamorous.
so true💅🏾
Facts.
"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.
Danny: There's no girls here, right?
Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**
lmaooo same
greg is its own gender now. :)
We are the impostors.
um no that's drew 🙄
Lmao same😂
Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.
This guy is funny he should start a KRplus channel
He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden
I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on KRplus
When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.
LMAO
The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL
But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e
You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be
alpha
"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker
8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰
Danny: theres No girls watching this, right?
Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache
Mustach'ee time~
"fake," cute
Or the quarantine mustache 😂
You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅
Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes
“There’s no girl right? Only boys?”
Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”
me: brushes unwaxed moustache
pog
Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that
y u have to do iida like that tho
Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*
I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰
Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣
I find it funny that the „if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free“ quote is actually from the dark knight
danny: “no women are watching this right?”
my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”
AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD
Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes
Yep that's about right
First
HAHAHAAA
“villains don’t chase women”
bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...
Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...
lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...
Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶♂️🐱
Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...
Lol
13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease
“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?”
No,Danny. We’re Gregs.
“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman”
Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*
*power move*
detroit become gay
Nooo I dont want to be straight
I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.
First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl
*and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*
If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys
@Laurel Kardison exactly
Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet
Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.
Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't
@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?
You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh
Legend
“Being alone is a power few can handle”
*Laughs in introverted aroace*
Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.
F in the chat.
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I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts
or a virgin 30 year old
No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds
i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭
I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.
ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k
First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.
Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though
@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy
Congrats 🥳🥳🥳
Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((
I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can
"Stop giving a fuck" sketch is big John Lajoie "Chainsaw" energy
Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.
Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂
maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk
It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?
It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off
@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?
How to be rich- 5 almond daily
That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need
Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks
The og know
Very true.
I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos
Y e s
3:13 Cause like we totally don't have our own careers 😄
At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday
I just realized-
FR
Yup
He must live in California
•• he lives in La Croix
If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?
They never mention that part
Actual vampires
trickery
You’re supposed to be alone, duh
DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!
as a trans girl
i can confirm that as soon as i started transitioning my bank froze all my accounts
as a trans guy, i too can confirm that the moment i began to transition large amounts of money just appeared in my bank account 😟
As a genderless piece of ass, my bank account has exactly the national average of money a middle class family makes transferred into it yearly. I am unable to earn money.
@@cl0wn.k0dx damn well i'm poor tell me your secretes
Damn congrats on finding yourself but sorry you can’t watch this video anymore
yeah, the cost lf hormone and several surgeries sure adds up.............
I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote
“there’s no girls watching this, right?”
*stares into the camera like the office*
This is the only funny version of this comment
I am no girl
I am simply a gril
Once again sorry that was cringe
Because girls have that recruit difficulty.
You’re a dude now
sameeeeee
Danny: "there are no girls watching this, right?"
Me, slipping on my fake moustache: "preposterous."
I metaphorically spit out my drink
Female?! On Danny's Chanel?! Impossible!!!
I am no girl
I'm a gril
I'm sorry that was cringy,
Good day fellow moustached man! - man with fake moustache because he can't grow facial hair.
6:10 I don't know why but this feels like a Jake and Amir sketch lol
“there’s no girls watching this, right?”
*puts on fake moustache*
Ok
Ok
Me too
Ok
Ok
danny doesn't need to be rich he already has a stinkin rich vampire dad
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Who's 61x9ine ill check it out
krplus.net/bidio/l6mAepmojI65iqg heres an actually way to earn money this guy fake
Hi
carbonwaifu. BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA
My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great
0:19 As a trans guy, can confirm that I have had this very thought many times.
“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever
hello graham
who are you
hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!
wow
yoooo graham
“There’s no girls watching this, right?”
Me: *There is 1 Impostor among us*
reds kinda sus
justme orange is sus I saw him vent
yellow was following me
Aiko i was just looking for a partner....
I was in electrical the whole time
9:23 the best harry potter movie
facts
I have been ordering HelloFresh for a while now and then seeing Danny talk about it in such a nice way has made me want to cook
Danny: “Were all boys right?”
His viewer base: 🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺
yeah i wasnt surprised....
Male 🚹
Female 🚺
Gregs ℹ️
Craigs 🗑
@@juliaaesthetic1749
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@@juliaaesthetic1749 what? Us Greg's hate craig
@@juliaaesthetic1749
You sound unsure of that first sentence
“There’s no girls here, right?”
Obviously, there’s only *g r e g* .
there is only kne gender and it is *greg*
I’m sorry my gender is a Nate (if you don’t know this you’re probably should visit Kurtis town)
@@ziya31 i myself identified myself as little stinker. nice to meet you
I identify as a Greg
Greg is the only gender but has 2 variations one with pp and not pp
danny ur vids are the most comforting ever i love u so much. thank you for making me happy every time i need it, you are the best 💗 !!!!!
“There’s no girls watching this right”
*Shapeshifts into a masculine figure*
*there's no girls watching right?*
me, a girl:
there is 1 imposter among us
make it 2 😗✌🏼
Make it 2.. or 3 counting the other comment
4 imposters now
*5 imposters still remain*
There are now *6* imposters
That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.
first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.
Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.
He did say the line in the movie I think
Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?
@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up
0:49 boss baby
7:20 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
OMG IM DEAD 😭💀
The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards
BYE why did this make me laugh so much
Yes
“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”
Lmaooo
It was by a millionaire
“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman”
Jafar: *well yes but actually no*
*Count Frollo enters the chat*
J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L
Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!
**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**
And Hans exists.
"hope you have $200 on you because we're very good at beating you up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:38 you can really tell Danny was at the top of speech and debate club in high school
“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.
true
🤣☠
That sentence bout to make me act up fr
Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈
“There are no girls watching this, right?”
*On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*
This comment is underappreciated😂🔥
I’m a female, and I’m Greg.
Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD
Woof !
I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG
there is only one gender and it is greg.
I like how on the last millionaire mindset one when it said, “LISTEN BITCH, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING GAMES WITH ME YOU SHOULD KNOW I DONT PLAY GAMES, I WIN THEM” some one commented “how do u win without playing?”
14:03 thought he was gonna say "at least we can have the boys" lol
Drew: “There’s no girls watching this, right?
Me: **puts on fake moustache** “what are girls lol?” *sweats profusely*
Lol, Same
🤣
*what? Femaal? Who is gir? I maNLYm a n*
You legit just said *puts on fake mustache* you must be a blue haired emo girl
Lol same
danny: we’re all dudes here, right?
me, a female: *hacker voice* i’m in
If you’re in California, everyone is a dude
Same lol
@@SJ-zx1zj as someone from cali, can confirm
SJ
California gurls, yeah we're all dudes here!
Everyone who lives here's a dude!
Me being *non binary*
4:07 Danny really nailed the Heath Ledger joker
3:56 I ... I still am amazed Danny didn't edit that in as a prank. That's ... It's so comedic yet unbelievable that I can't even process it
Anyone else still waiting for “I tried becoming a viral rapper on TikTok without anyone noticing”
Yep
Yup
Oh we noticed alright
Why do I know what your talking about
Omg how do I find it on tiktok?
Danny: There’s no girls watching this, right?
Me, a girl: Nope. No girls here. Girl? What is that? *sweats profusely through fake moustache*
" " you forgot that
Girl? What is this GIRL thing? I don’t know either, fellow man. *straightens top hat nervously*
@@Nick_bpz You forgot to not press "Reply"
T7 King that’s not how it works lmao have you ever seen a script before
Love this!
"I would like to be rich beyond my wildest dreams now." 4 year old me as I stare at those gumball machines
I just found out about you today and you make me laugh like crazy 😂😂 Thank you for these videos
"There's no girls watching this, right?"
Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.
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@@fortfun5010 Why
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WaIt R U GIRL?>?????
My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
@@fungling7982 holy shit dude same, i looked at myself in the mirror just now and that was my reaction 100% wow
“There’s no girls watching this right”
*me and my fake mustache*
Definitely not
*me also wearing a fake mustache* Yep no girls here.
*whispers* tell nobody please :(
*puts on a hoodie and a hat to go with my mustache* Nope. Definitely no girls here
yesssiiiirrr
*pats mustache* I do believe that you are correct fellow masculine man that is definitely a man
My favorite part is when you gave that “motivational” speech 😅 I almost bought into it just from your confidence alone lol
"If your good at something, never do it for free" it's a quote from dark knight.
Phase 1 - Collect Underpants
Phase 2 - ?
Phase 3 - Profit!!
EASY!!!!
Get out of here, NO UNDERPANTS GNOMES ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Girls watching this: I am something of a man myself.
Yes
cap
cap
Cap
@@Hannah-lt4lu yes
Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?"
Me, a woman: *nods along*
boys support boys 😤
woman
You are not a woman you are a Greg
me: **stares in enby**
Sameee 😂
The fact that the "If you're good at something, never do it for free" quote is an ACTUAL Joker line from The Dark Knight
“I could do love with my eyes closed and my hands behind my back”
I interpreted this another way and im mad at myself about it
As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will:
Never get a girlfriend
Marry a woman and start a family
Instantly be rich
As you should successful king 👑 take this
Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.
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ah yes, the 2 genders: women and alphas
And greg*
U forgot greg
No only one and that is Greg we are all greg
ya'll, gregs come in all genders, get ahold of yourselves
@@alyssahayes268 I- what? we made a joke
Nkt gonna lie you are so good at giving a speech I actually started to embrace the advice before the characters called out how dumb it is 😅
“Being alone has a power few can handle” i mean yeah nobody uses solitary confinement as a reward
But solitary confinement isn't "just" being alone, its also being perpetually trapped in a small space and have basically nothing to do and nothing happening around you. I think many people (not all) could handle being alone much better if they were out in nature. Still cant deny people as a whole are social beings, some more than others
As a female, I can confirm that there are no girls watching.
As a fellow female, I too can confirm this
As a guy this is good to know
Yes, as can I.
Smae
as a child female aka a girl, yes no girls are watching thos
Dude those “no girlfriend” rich just be like “you can’t grind while you grind”
LMAO-
.
BRUH=
I can it’s called being a prostotiute
Misaki From Wii Sports with that spelling you have to be under 7 years old at LEAST.
“There’s no girls watching this, right?”
Me, a M/F Bigender: **confused screaming**
Doesn’t the joker actually say “if you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
danny: there’s no girls here right?
it’s day 23 in the chamber and they ain’t found me yet but when they do they’re gonna be surprised
Underrated comment
I'm a girl to and they don't know
Yeah, haha, no bobs in sight.
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“There’s no girls watching, right?”
*distressed female breathing*
I wanted to like this but it’s at 420 and I can’t mess that up.
ADRIAN A GOODACRE I mean I am too that’s kinda the joke
we’re all gregs here
sn41l c4ke !!!! *ENBY!!! MY SIBLINGS*
No one like this it’s at 666
He has a little Gregling now!!!!!!
The picture of two kid Gonzales beating up an adult one is very funny
This is SO true, I was a woman until I watched this, now I'm a billionaire single man 😎
Edit: This comment is beyond silly but tnx for the likes
Oh for God sake😆
me too! i told my therapist and she said im "trans" but i tried to tell her i just watched this video, but she said it was "gender dysphoria"
@Kaelynn Hester Us trans men aren’t actually trans, it’s just that we watched this video and we were converted into men
crikitoon fascinating
Yay another transgender person :D
As a girl, I can confirm that we were put here to stop millionaires
i can also confirm. it is our one true goal in life
@@rachelellebaker Stay away from me !
I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗
@@zer0bankoe
Why were you mad in the first place?
Also, you’ll never be a millionaire.
@@deereye87 You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉