Bad Instagram: Fake Fact Accounts

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  • 게시일 2018. 09. 09.
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  • @RoastFlea61
    @RoastFlea61 5 년 전 +5429

    Cop: “sir do you know why I pulled you over today”
    Me: *”I’m legally allowed to leave”*

    • @rachael2873
      @rachael2873 5 년 전 +78

      Me: Heres my pass now I can leave! *speeds away before officer can read the pass* Officer: What the fuck is wrong with her?

    • @carbony26
      @carbony26 4 년 전 +12

      911 likes.

    • @jadegreenleaf781
      @jadegreenleaf781 4 년 전 +20

      @@carbony26 is this proof of time travel?

    • @overallaverage8546
      @overallaverage8546 4 년 전 +1

      KT Wapenyi You were 15 minutes late to your college lecture so now youre getting towed

    • @LeechLunch
      @LeechLunch 4 년 전 +4

      Cop: but sir, *i'm legally allowed to pull you over*

  • @meruemfan4950
    @meruemfan4950 4 년 전 +5068

    someone: spell icup
    me: uhh..i- i- cnp

  • @makya
    @makya 2 년 전 +1240

    "It's best to sit down peacefully"
    ...As opposed to standing violently?

    • @peanutbutter7726
      @peanutbutter7726 2 년 전 +80

      What about sitting violently instead of sitting peacefully?

    • @makya
      @makya 2 년 전 +43

      @@peanutbutter7726 Ok but how does one sit violently?

    • @peanutbutter7726
      @peanutbutter7726 2 년 전 +71

      @@makya By attacking somebody while sitting.

    • @BreadBreadx4
      @BreadBreadx4 2 년 전 +46

      Flip into the chair?

    • @peanutbutter7726
      @peanutbutter7726 2 년 전 +24

      @@BreadBreadx4 You could also do that!

  • @nqrtzy8765
    @nqrtzy8765 년 전 +1715

    I love how “Mice love cheese” and “Cheese is not their favorite food” don’t even contradict each other

    • @f_riedeggy
      @f_riedeggy 년 전 +56

      if they eat a lot it can clog up their digestive tract though so
      (edit) explanation for why i commented this: i read somewhere that eating cheese could kill mice, but i wasn't completely sure if it was true or not so i left that part out and just said the clogging up their digestive tract part
      please please stop replying to this and reminding me how stupid i am

    • @tonyfishstick6069
      @tonyfishstick6069 년 전 +57

      @@f_riedeggy won’t stop em from loving them

    • @f_riedeggy
      @f_riedeggy 년 전 +10

      @@tonyfishstick6069 i guess so, but personally i wouldn't be a fan of a food that could severely hurt me

    • @tonyfishstick6069
      @tonyfishstick6069 년 전 +44

      @@f_riedeggy well mice are stupid

    • @superkoszatniczki3098
      @superkoszatniczki3098 년 전 +35

      fun fact: mice love sausages. Seriously. That's the best way to trap them in my experience

  • @ghostgoboo8328
    @ghostgoboo8328 3 년 전 +6013

    Kidnapper: you’re going to stay here until we get the money
    Person: sorry but I’m legally allowed to leave
    Kidnapper: understandable, have a good day

  • @gondal4
    @gondal4 5 년 전 +2513

    Bartender: Sir you're underage, you cant drink.
    Me: I'm legally skilled. *Pulls out fake ID*
    Bartender: Oh, sorry for the inconvenience .

  • @Spiral_Squid
    @Spiral_Squid 년 전 +1024

    I saw an Instagram fact account that would tell you "basic English vs. advanced English" and one of the posts was this:
    Basic English: she was crying loudly
    Advanced English: she was bowling his eyes out

    • @sortanormal
      @sortanormal 년 전 +93

      ‘She was bowling ‘his’ eyes out wait that fact account needs to go back to school

    • @Dahk
      @Dahk 년 전 +105

      They purposefully make these ads dumb and full of errors because it creates more engagement for the post of people calling out or correcting it, which then pushes it to more people

    • @BotanRice
      @BotanRice 년 전 +39

      She and his when talking about one person? Damn they went trans quick!
      (No offense to anyone)

    • @kamiljastrzebski6510
      @kamiljastrzebski6510 년 전 +57

      hyper advanced english: Bawling eye she his were.

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 년 전 +37

      @@kamiljastrzebski6510 too basic. its more like: she was burrying they're for his see-ers initially

  • @gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006

    I am happy to inform you that "Greg -the fastest growing army on the internet" is in the Urban Dictionary

    • @hinhizo2904
      @hinhizo2904 년 전 +2

      How do you know that

    • @beesbuzzzz
      @beesbuzzzz 년 전 +22

      ​@@hinhizo2904 i think they looked it up but you weren't supposed to

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 9 개월 전 +5

      Can't anyone add literally anything to urban dictionary though

  • @manishaguha152
    @manishaguha152 4 년 전 +9972

    She left her boyfriend because she was legally allowed to leave

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 3 년 전 +8608

    Dude the girl can’t leave Jonathan because she’s not legally allowed to leave.

  • @eframps
    @eframps 2 년 전 +193

    Danny 2018- Mobile games' bad ads aren't interesting enough to make a whole video one
    Danny 2021- Has not only a 6+ part series, but an entire investigation which he funded with thousands of dollars

  • @LILBABYN0THING
    @LILBABYN0THING 년 전 +84

    The thing about the inventor of email is actually wild. I looked it up because i was like "the inventor of email is the same age as my mother and invented it as a teen in the 70s? Wtf" anyway turns out that 1. it's a massively disputed claim, 2. He was in a long term relationship with Fran Drescher and claims they got married even though they didn't, and 3. His Wikipedia article immediately describes him as being "known for promoting conspiracy theories, pseudoscience and unfounded medical claims". Dude has 4 college degrees including a PhD, he's clearly not dumb, he just fucking loves lying apparently

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 11 개월 전 +4

      Fran Drescher from The Nanny?? Wild!

  • @RealClutchMcGee
    @RealClutchMcGee 5 년 전 +1604

    *drinks water standing up*
    *immediately gets arthritis and has a heart attack*

    • @Turnibean
      @Turnibean 5 년 전 +7

      www.quora.com/What-happens-if-we-drink-water-while-standing?

    • @brieei
      @brieei 5 년 전 +5

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @bradcampbell3502
      @bradcampbell3502 5 년 전 +30

      *I F Y O U B R E A T H E Y O U H A V E T O B L I N K *

    • @ghostytrickster4673
      @ghostytrickster4673 5 년 전

      OKAY I FOUND THIS FUNNY, but I also cried ;-; s a d l y

    • @sydney_pepper
      @sydney_pepper 5 년 전

      unoriginal

  • @xneonisneonx
    @xneonisneonx 3 년 전 +1026

    Ad: Are you math enough?
    Me: *crying at the dinner table trying to do my homework* no NO NO IM NOT

  • @dreadpiraterobin8379

    Very funny that Danny thought bad Instagram ads wouldn't give him enough content for a full video but now Badads is one of his longest running series.

  • @anvypieender5804
    @anvypieender5804 2 년 전 +68

    As someone who's into spirituality I'd like to say that the "places of birth" thing weirded me out too. You don't have to believe in ghosts to think of that as new information.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 년 전 +7

      i can only assume it meant that ghosts return to the place they were born or grew up or whatever, but even then i'm not sure if that makes a ton of sense

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 11 개월 전

      Maybe it’s some kind of pro life thing and they’re saying the ghosts of aborted babies hang out there

  • @peterqueally1144
    @peterqueally1144 3 년 전 +4351

    Sorry lads, gotta run. The cops are coming because I was illegally skilled.

    • @Dylanraptor
      @Dylanraptor 3 년 전 +122

      *gasp* you monster!

    • @peterqueally1144
      @peterqueally1144 3 년 전 +77

      @@Dylanraptor dont tell them I'm here

    • @Bee-kv5tx
      @Bee-kv5tx 3 년 전 +50

      @@peterqueally1144 **me picks up phone** **and continues to watch Danny like a saw nothing**

    • @mattythecatty6814
      @mattythecatty6814 3 년 전 +21

      Danny Gonzalez and Black Clover I have found my people

    • @peterqueally1144
      @peterqueally1144 3 년 전 +8

      @@mattythecatty6814 yes

  • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
    @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 년 전 +8410

    Who knew after all this time Edgar Allan Poe was just a really skilled caterpillar

  • @RyManMaster_Rylan
    @RyManMaster_Rylan 2 년 전 +20

    I once got an ad with a caption saying “I can’t reach pink borat” WHAT THE FRICK IS A BORAT AND WHY IS IT PINK

  • @universeplays6952
    @universeplays6952 2 년 전 +49

    Danny: a bunch of websites made by my own fans. I mean, whats more unbiased than that?"
    Me, a Political Science Major: Honestly, that is pretty unbiased.

  • @poopyfartlover313
    @poopyfartlover313 4 년 전 +6095

    Police officer: “Ma’am, you murdered twelve children and used their limbs as pins, and used their skulls as bowling balls. How do you explain?!”
    Me: *pulls out legally skilled identification card*
    Officer: oh shit lol my bad

  • @knoel8329
    @knoel8329 3 년 전 +2814

    Level one: CUP CNP
    Level two: Sacrilegious Sacrelegious

  • @Jake-xl4if
    @Jake-xl4if 년 전 +7

    I got an ad for one zombie theme match three puzzle game and it said “don’t play this game if you’re happy”

  • @Axiser
    @Axiser 년 전 +16

    11:57
    It’s 1:37am on a Tuesday and I’m eating ice cream. I’m gonna walk backwards now and become a felon

  • @pileotrash2675
    @pileotrash2675 5 년 전 +2468

    I just drank water standing up...and my cat just stared at me...
    Am I dead for drinking water standing up...

  • @tullyrice4189
    @tullyrice4189 4 년 전 +6356

    Danny: If he doesn't know the difference between cup and cnp, you should break up with him.
    Dyslexic people:

  • @strawburrycake2995
    @strawburrycake2995 2 년 전 +25

    " But when do I get to eat the ants!?"
    Danny go outside in your yard I'm sure you'll find plenty of ants to eat

  • @killasid2556
    @killasid2556 년 전 +19

    this video inspired me to make a play about edgar allan poe for school and i got a passing grade. Thanks for helping me become legally skilled in my educational activities Danny!

  • @sarahhughes6561
    @sarahhughes6561 5 년 전 +448

    another ad i see often for mobile games are split screens, where they say things like “my mom vs my dad” or “professional vs noob”

  • @jemsbigmacguire6524
    @jemsbigmacguire6524 5 년 전 +3840

    Sister: knows your every inch
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @Iammrte
    @Iammrte 2 년 전 +16

    13:25 just incase anyone is wondering peanut butter works amazingly

  • @modernmiderntown3241

    5:20 I’ve never heard someone call it a “caterpeller” but I like it

    • @sierra.ml02
      @sierra.ml02 년 전 +4

      FINALLY i’ve been looking for someone who noticed that, took a while to find a comment talking about it

    • @modernmiderntown3241
      @modernmiderntown3241 년 전 +1

      @@sierra.ml02 one reason I said it was because I couldn’t find anyone talking about it either.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 년 전

      it's a regional pronunciation

  • @CWRoederer
    @CWRoederer 4 년 전 +5709

    DANNY: "Bad Ads aren't good enough to make a full video about."
    DANNY: [makes like six or seven more videos solely about Bad Ads]

    • @paperclip2075
      @paperclip2075 4 년 전 +189

      Also known as *Badads!*

    • @constantTVstatic
      @constantTVstatic 4 년 전 +51

      @@paperclip2075 *a h y e s, t h e t i m e b e f o r e b a d a d s* /:)

    • @sebsbeehotel
      @sebsbeehotel 4 년 전 +3

      C.W. Roederer i was gonna say that😂😂

    • @shhhh187
      @shhhh187 4 년 전 +11

      Give him benefit of the doubt. He didn’t know in advance that more and more Badads would keep popping up so he didn’t think they were worth a full video. Maybe, that’s a possible answer. Still funny tho lol

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 3 년 전 +1

      Kirby Krazy Mads BB
      (Before badads)

  • @arianawatson8482
    @arianawatson8482 5 년 전 +3331

    #2 on trending, look at Greg being the strongest army on earth

  • @jamesordwayultralightpilot

    The mouse with the cheese analogy is literally me and my wife. She's great at telling you you're wrong.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 년 전

      how great can she be at telling me i'm wrong? she's never told me i'm wrong. sounds like she sucks at it actually :/

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 년 전 +10

    That noisy farm bit just _killed_ me, man. Holy shit, I hadn’t watched this video in a while and I was _not_ anticipating how much that single moment would make me laugh.

  • @fatimahmaze8112
    @fatimahmaze8112 4 년 전 +415

    Astroid: *coming to earth"
    NASA: oh shit *starts up earth and moves it out the way*

    • @bowtomemortalscum6292
      @bowtomemortalscum6292 3 년 전 +7

      NotYourGreatestPlan
      the distance it supposedly missed us by would be 119,450 miles. The earth moves at around 16 2/3 miles per minute/1,000 mph. “Just minutes earlier” at _most_ i would give around 20 minutes. 16 2/3 times 20 would be 333 1/3 miles, which is not anywhere near two times closer than the moon. The earth would have had to move at 7,166.9 (repeating) miles per minute, or 430,019.9 (repeating) miles per hour. Now i don’t know if the technology nasa hypothetically used to move the earth increases or decreases the speed, or how long it would take to make sure we don’t push ourselves out of orbit or towards the asteroid.
      ..i think

    • @peanutbutter_pancake
      @peanutbutter_pancake 3 년 전 +1

      Phoenix Feather I applaud u

    • @bowtomemortalscum6292
      @bowtomemortalscum6292 3 년 전

      NotYourGreatestPlan what the hades is superman’s neck

  • @karisolemslie7850
    @karisolemslie7850 4 년 전 +2733

    "Someday Edgar Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

  • @loganiushere
    @loganiushere 2 년 전 +11

    10:00 Im guessing this is referring to 2018 GE3, which did come within about half the distance of the moon, and is big enough to release several nuclear bombs worth of energy.
    But the way it was worded was very fear mongery, and NASA neither did not tried to do anything about the asteroid, which came no where near the atmosphere.

  • @murphthegangster
    @murphthegangster 2 년 전 +7

    Imagine an ad for a KRplus channel with a normal guy who becomes a thicc wizard and it says “Subscribe to legally become pencil sharpener” Omg that would be crazy

  • @ana7icia
    @ana7icia 4 년 전 +1239

    it's been years since the release of his iconic "letter" vine and his go-to boyfriend name is *still JONATHAN.*

  • @ashd8423
    @ashd8423 5 년 전 +1082

    "It's an age old question. Are you math enough?"
    *LeTs TaLk AbOuT tHaT!*

  • @portallover3478
    @portallover3478 년 전 +12

    4:12 She wasn't legally allowed to leave

  • @BucketHeadBrickfilms
    @BucketHeadBrickfilms 2 년 전 +16

    9:35 actually snails dont slither, they actually do hop. they take very small hops on their feet.

  • @laurafelton3866
    @laurafelton3866 5 년 전 +697

    *Plot twist:*
    This whole video is one of their weird marketing strategies and danny tries to act like he isn't part of this

  • @rooty
    @rooty 4 년 전 +1916

    Why do people think Danny and Drew are the same person? This guy doesn't look anything like Danny.

    • @sanchayanghosh1240
      @sanchayanghosh1240 4 년 전 +173

      Well, they have similar lives...
      They have similar wives..😝

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 4 년 전 +24

      @@sanchayanghosh1240 You missed the joke, bruh.

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 4 년 전 +173

      @@SheepUndefined No, you did. He was making a reference to the "we arent the same person" song.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 4 년 전 +7

      @@shronkler1994 And that automatically means he caught the joke now?

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 4 년 전 +95

      @@SheepUndefined That makes no sense, reword please

  • @goldberg91
    @goldberg91 년 전 +5

    12:27 i dont think it is fully true, but it has some fact in it. Fish do not have vocal cords or lungs like mammals, so they cannot produce sounds in the same way that we do. However, this does not mean that fish are completely silent or "mute."
    Fish use a variety of non-vocal methods to communicate with each other and their environment. For example, many species of fish use body language, such as fin movements and color changes, to signal aggression, submission, or courtship. Some fish also make sounds by grinding their teeth, vibrating their swim bladder, or rubbing body parts together.
    In addition, fish are able to detect and interpret a wide range of sounds in their environment, including water movements, vibrations, and even the sounds of other animals. Some fish, like the catfish, have highly sensitive ears that allow them to detect low-frequency sounds in the water.
    While fish may not communicate with vocalizations in the same way that mammals do, they are still able to communicate and interact with each other in a variety of ways.

  • @RyukaiDigital
    @RyukaiDigital 년 전 +10

    13:13 If anyone's actually in this situation, peanutbutter works really well.

  • @carolinemurray1899
    @carolinemurray1899 5 년 전 +520

    I’ve had my skilled license revoked (I drank water in a standing position)

  • @FirstLast-og3cm
    @FirstLast-og3cm 4 년 전 +20990

    S(he) h(ate)d (her) boyfriend bec(a)u(s)e he kept playing game(s) during dinner

  • @Sub_Plaza_201
    @Sub_Plaza_201 19 일 전 +2

    for your information, mice like peanut butter A LOT

  • @cjm9816
    @cjm9816 7 개월 전 +2

    Sister: knows your every inch
    *in the distance… banjo music plays*

  • @awesomesauce4115
    @awesomesauce4115 5 년 전 +381

    There is a very crucial step Police officers go through during police academy. They all have to pass these games to become legally skilled

  • @Pebblefruit
    @Pebblefruit 5 년 전 +376

    My leg fell off because I drinks water while standing

  • @dumbanddumber1937
    @dumbanddumber1937 2 년 전 +5

    It's so nostalgic when he says Jonathan I'm leaving you

  • @firetook1737
    @firetook1737 2 년 전 +9

    Danny I no you don't read these comments anymore since this video is at least 3 years old but at 13:05 the answer is Peanut Butter

  • @ZHBG-ll7fy
    @ZHBG-ll7fy 5 년 전 +1388

    A good question is if one can be *illegally* skilled

  • @gintarebaskeviciute5672
    @gintarebaskeviciute5672 5 년 전 +1629

    She hated her boyfriend because he kept playing at dinner.

  • @Roddy556
    @Roddy556 6 개월 전 +1

    "Do not play this at dinner."
    Five years later I have followed these instructions exactly.

  • @Frosted_Memes
    @Frosted_Memes 2 년 전 +1

    Me: Sees Centipede With A Face On It's Back
    Centipede: Recites The Poem "The Raven"
    Me: "Edgar, Is That You?"

  • @bexelizabeth2914
    @bexelizabeth2914 5 년 전 +394

    4:18 "Hey mailman what do you got?"
    Mailman: "Just this letter!"
    "Ayyyy!"
    Letter: "Jonathan I don't love you anymore"

  • @topatsyn5688
    @topatsyn5688 9 개월 전 +5

    I'm a new greg and i don't know how many danny videos I've been binge watching over this past few days🙂

  • @traehunna775
    @traehunna775 8 개월 전 +1

    Here’s a little section I found on Shiva: “Ayyadurai claimed to have invented email, as a teenager; in August 1982, he registered the copyright on an email application he had written. Historians strongly dispute this account because email was already in use in the early 1970s”

  • @zoeduff2228
    @zoeduff2228 5 년 전 +361

    Someday Edger Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly

  • @Blapze
    @Blapze 4 년 전 +1852

    Danny:
    I found these small bits of content that aren’t worth a full video
    Also Danny
    *B A D A D S*

  • @catrathemagicat
    @catrathemagicat 년 전 +1

    “In Highschool i was pretty math.”
    *Danny are you telling me you dropped out?*

  • @I_Am_Transcendentem
    @I_Am_Transcendentem 8 개월 전 +1

    I like the fanbase being called Greg. Its like an uncle telling relatable and wacky stories to his nephew named Gregory

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 3 년 전 +2281

    Guys, only mother is real. Father’s just a bank account.
    Edit: what the fuck when did I make this comment

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 3 년 전 +77

      Nah, from what I recall from earthbound, dad's a phone entity

    • @beep3242
      @beep3242 3 년 전 +57

      @@TheBonkleFox To be fair, he is a phone entity with seemingly unlimited money, which a bank might have

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 년 전 +22

      Damn, this comment is a joke but hit me hard
      My dad is a building

    • @thine.
      @thine. 2 년 전 +6

      for some horrible wives yes

    • @xyladontmiss
      @xyladontmiss 2 년 전 +16

      My dad is a milkman, apparently.

  • @autumnarwood6401
    @autumnarwood6401 5 년 전 +623

    Or those annoying ads that say "It took me hours to finish level one!" , "I dare you to finish level one" , "Mom vs dad" , "Noob vs pro" , or "Girl vs boy"

    • @rosep.377
      @rosep.377 5 년 전 +4

      I love all my pets I knowwww

    • @SimranYTSUBSCRIBE
      @SimranYTSUBSCRIBE 5 년 전 +2

      Yep

    • @sanjaya5805
      @sanjaya5805 5 년 전 +16

      I hate Mom vs Dad ones

    • @yousefhadi2332
      @yousefhadi2332 5 년 전 +15

      And they mess up the noob vs pro. It shows the pro but it says it’s a noob.

    • @emmah9578
      @emmah9578 5 년 전 +11

      Aren’t some of those advertisements from Voodoo? They make a bunch of mobile games and usually a lot of people play them, mostly kids of course. Regardless, it’s working in their favor so if anything it’s good advertising, it’s fucking annoying to get it on your feed constantly, but it does work well in their favor..

  • @johanrojassoderman5590

    Saying that email is a worse version of texting and therefore isn't an important invention is like saying that horse and carriage is an inferior version of a car and therefore obsolete.
    The engine is obviously a pretty important invention in its own right, but I think the point stands. Everything is improved on, but coming up with the original concept and turning it into reality is usually a far greater challenge.
    Also, wth does "two times closer than the moon" mean? Did it pass negative one distance to the moon from us?

  • @user-xi7xl5jt5j
    @user-xi7xl5jt5j 2 년 전 +3

    It's the drinking noise for me at
    6:47

  • @abmutes3533
    @abmutes3533 5 년 전 +484

    Geez I think the Greg army is actually the fastest growing army on KRplus

    • @KJP_54
      @KJP_54 5 년 전 +25

      Dumbsparce don’t look that up

    • @somebody6413
      @somebody6413 5 년 전 +13

      It truly is- hey don’t search it.. just believe it

    • @spicytunaman3172
      @spicytunaman3172 5 년 전 +4

      Dumbsparce
      Well duh... -just don’t look it up.

    • @jerimxd
      @jerimxd 5 년 전 +1

      Did you forget about T-Series?

    • @llamaofficial6146
      @llamaofficial6146 5 년 전 +7

      And we all are related

  • @vigga5375
    @vigga5375 4 년 전 +874

    “She knows every inch”
    Sweet home alabama

    • @Junipurrs_
      @Junipurrs_ 4 년 전 +1

      Vigga Jes alright 6 year old.

    • @vigga5375
      @vigga5375 4 년 전 +39

      Internet _idiot
      ??

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 년 전 +58

      @Internet _idiot How the actual fuck could a 6 year old understand a joke like that.

    • @Tiny_24
      @Tiny_24 4 년 전 +45

      @@Junipurrs_ alright 15-year-old who thinks they're above everyone else.

    • @DietMilkLifts
      @DietMilkLifts 4 년 전 +20

      Internet _idiot Alright Mr. Power Trip

  • @cadybailey8163
    @cadybailey8163 2 년 전 +14

    6:03 Damn guess I’m finna die soon *sigh* 🤷‍♀️💀

  • @zimmygirl777
    @zimmygirl777 2 년 전 +2

    “Are you math enough?” The only time I heard “math” used as an adjective was in Adventure Time. 🎵Adventure Time. Come on. Grab your friends. We’ll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human. The fun will never end. Adventure Time.🎵

  • @ethanlacey6457
    @ethanlacey6457 3 년 전 +333

    im just imagining some guy named greg whos high clicking on this video not knowing who Danny is and freaking out over the intro

  • @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811

    “Email is the most important invention ever”
    Thy guy that found fire: am I a joke to you

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 3 년 전 +28

      Domestication, (is using plants and animals), math (purchases), wheel, science

    • @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811
      @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811 3 년 전 +2

      Nunya Biznas fire

    • @toyguismailov4199
      @toyguismailov4199 3 년 전 +2

      @@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811 using stones

    • @Webster020
      @Webster020 3 년 전 +47

      9:13 Okay, so I did a bit of research, and unsurprisingly the “fun fact” is false, the email was invented by Ray Tomlinson, but what is kind of funny, is that Shiva Ayyadurai (a professional scientist and engineer), actually sued Gawker media (the owners of this and many other “fun fact” accounts) for a little over 35 million, since they’ve spread, (as he put it), “false and defamatory statements relating to him inventing the email, which was created while he was only 8 years old”. Idk, I just found it kinda funny...

    • @Unimportant_egg
      @Unimportant_egg 3 년 전

      @@yestermorrow3223 aRe YoU tHe GuY?

  • @gradenmorris8694
    @gradenmorris8694 년 전 +1

    The “legally allowed to leave” ad means that we are in a simulation and we can leave if we’re good at a crappy mobile game

  • @Kurtis.Is.A.Simmer
    @Kurtis.Is.A.Simmer 2 년 전 +5

    5:25 cats can hear so much better than us, if your cat is staring off into space chances are it just heard a noise you didn't, or it is just staring off into space but if you wanna believe it's ghosts than u can ig

  • @wet_chicken_slap6108
    @wet_chicken_slap6108 5 년 전 +552

    You don’t play it at dinner because if you do you’ll get so mad that you can’t AET

    • @yousefhadi2332
      @yousefhadi2332 5 년 전 +2

      Hola Amigos HAHA that’s hilarious!

    • @mars111
      @mars111 5 년 전 +5

      This deserves more likes lmao

    • @gibbybiggestfan1949
      @gibbybiggestfan1949 5 년 전 +14

      Or you could spill your CNP of water

    • @yournee2837
      @yournee2837 5 년 전

      Lol

    • @urspeciesfeces1823
      @urspeciesfeces1823 5 년 전 +1

      Underrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      I’m sad

  • @juliamasse9334
    @juliamasse9334 5 년 전 +2796

    “Don’t play this at dinner... JOHNATHAN
    I miss you”
    Was that a reference to your vine Danny

  • @dylanstewart2887
    @dylanstewart2887 8 개월 전 +1

    Bad game ads weren't enough for one video and then he made an entire series dedicated to them 😂

  • @boosted6551
    @boosted6551 2 년 전 +1

    its facts, even found this Danny Gonzalez’s Greg Army will always be the fastest-growing army on KRplus. According to prophecy, Greg was to develop so fast that they had to create a new number. Danny Gonzalez was welcomed into the world by Judi Gonzalez and Dave Gonzalez on June 12, 1994. Most of his childhood and upbringing are unknown.

  • @mariaguevara4943
    @mariaguevara4943 4 년 전 +2481

    *in quarantine*
    me: leaves house
    government: aye u cant do that
    me: I am legally allowed to leave
    government: oh crap sorry u can leave

  • @enxreau4577
    @enxreau4577 4 년 전 +2508

    when my cat was looking up at the celling i just thought, “eh it’s just a ghost”. So i went on with my day and at night turns out it wasn’t a ghost and it was a roach and the roach killed me so now my cat stares at me :).

  • @user-yp9mc3wl9d
    @user-yp9mc3wl9d 4 개월 전 +1

    I cant get over the fact that danny mispronounces caterpillar incorrectly, time and time again, love him😂😂

  • @brimwulf1785
    @brimwulf1785 년 전 +6

    13:19 "maybe I should leave out some little cubes of cheese out for my mouse traps"
    "cheese is NOT a mouse's favourite food"
    "..."
    "..."
    "... ok?"

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 5 년 전 +10027

    5 on trending daddy...I mean Danny

    • @trevore2033
      @trevore2033 5 년 전 +79

      24 Frames Of Nick what up Nick!

    • @lisamarieholla
      @lisamarieholla 5 년 전 +385

      How funny I make this mistake all the time!

    • @sp00ky.mp45
      @sp00ky.mp45 5 년 전 +336

      You had it right the first time

    • @artisticpotato6128
      @artisticpotato6128 5 년 전 +81

      Bitch you ain't slick....you could of just retyped it
      ;)

    • @20ftTV
      @20ftTV 5 년 전 +10

      It was 2, but YOU didn’t know that HAHA

  • @addiekyle7147
    @addiekyle7147 5 년 전 +256

    “Jonathan, I don’t love you anymore”
    Anyone remember that? The girl left Jonathan because of him ignoring her at dinner and for a game about plants... and she hates him.

  • @tricksternaming33
    @tricksternaming33 9 개월 전 +2

    If you search the fastest growing army you will actually get Danny Gonzalez.

  • @mosa651
    @mosa651 5 년 전 +510

    You forgot the "my mom vs my dad" ads

    • @afan8022
      @afan8022 5 년 전 +50

      Yeah or the "Only 1% can beat level 10" ads (not always level 10 but you seen those right?)

    • @lukewarmlava7919
      @lukewarmlava7919 5 년 전 +23

      Ya those are the worst
      Or the me vs my sister ads

    • @kyledavidson6635
      @kyledavidson6635 5 년 전 +31

      The noob vs pro ones are also dumb

    • @totothesquid6239
      @totothesquid6239 5 년 전 +30

      Or the "I can't get past level 1!" ads.

    • @theohendricks8634
      @theohendricks8634 5 년 전 +3

      there’s one that’s me vs my grandma

  • @pjbreezy
    @pjbreezy 5 년 전 +782

    Here's a real fact:
    If you're breathing right now, you're alive.

  • @rashadayrit1394
    @rashadayrit1394 년 전 +1

    The asteroid got so shy and embarrassed it missed and left

  • @jessicabaker817
    @jessicabaker817 년 전 +1

    You are really fun and you always make my day Danny

  • @brianna_903
    @brianna_903 3 년 전 +553

    *WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE ANTS*
    - Danny Gonzalez, 2018

  • @kylasalazar6117
    @kylasalazar6117 5 년 전 +247

    I’m not legally skilled anymore, I played this game at dinner

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 년 전

    7:44 that made me laugh so hard on its own, but your reaction is what really sold it

  • @earth2sage
    @earth2sage 7 개월 전 +2

    someday edgar allen poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly!

  • @kate-sb6ep
    @kate-sb6ep 5 년 전 +920

    Danny: “Don’t play this at dinner, JONATHAN”
    Me thinking of vine: JuSt tHiS LeTTeR!
    Johnathan I don’t love you

  • @Dylanraptor
    @Dylanraptor 3 년 전 +643

    Sister: knows your every inch
    Jazz music stops
    *Banjo music starts*