Insane Motivational Memes For Guys

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  • 게시일 2024. 04. 25.
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    Today I want to take you on a journey to the manly side of instagram to look at some of the most insane motivational memes for guys, dudes, and straight up bros. Take notes, there's lots of valuable stuff in here!
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  • @redplayz6858
    @redplayz6858 4 년 전 +8521

    "How to be a good boy"
    Dogs: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

    • @scratch472
      @scratch472 4 년 전 +243

      Why does the dog have so many eyes?

    • @leahheart2319
      @leahheart2319 4 년 전 +54

      I can’t believe what this world has come to, it’s sickening smh🤦‍♀️

    • @raeh123
      @raeh123 4 년 전 +117

      Scratch because he’s Cerberus

    • @kiokiokio6969
      @kiokiokio6969 4 년 전 +48

      @@leahheart2319 Is that a joke or is it serious? I agree either way.

    • @leahheart2319
      @leahheart2319 4 년 전 +33

      Da Pereza it’s a joke, don’t worry 😆

  • @derekgil8427
    @derekgil8427 5 년 전 +2331

    *”i’ve got big dreams and an even bigger ass”* is for sure a quote that’s gonna go in history textbooks

  • @charlotterose9749
    @charlotterose9749 3 년 전 +16720

    why wait for your handsome enemy to get married when you can just marry your handsome enemy

  • @yamama9134
    @yamama9134 3 년 전 +3970

    Imagine your handsome nemesis never gets married and it's you who has really have been fooled

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 년 전 +250

      Your handsome nemesis actually had a crush on you but was too nervous to say so they were waiting for you to make the first move.

    • @MuhamadAli06
      @MuhamadAli06 3 년 전 +137

      You thought that i was being fooled, until you knew who was really fooled

    • @welp5468
      @welp5468 3 년 전 +7

      LOL

    • @toshitajoshi3851
      @toshitajoshi3851 3 년 전 +24

      @@MuhamadAli06 We've been.... Bamboozled

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 3 년 전 +13

      @@toshitajoshi3851 Or you could say, hoodwinked. :3

  • @viamendes1621
    @viamendes1621 5 년 전 +5419

    3:06 ohhh that's why Drew waited to marry Amanda. He needed to make sure Danny and Laura were married first

    • @smackmyassandcallmecharlie4579
      @smackmyassandcallmecharlie4579 5 년 전 +419

      No, Drew and Danny are in love.

    • @omarsingh5771
      @omarsingh5771 5 년 전 +306

      smack my ass and call me charlie shut up before I smack your ass and call you charlie

    • @Bob-np2uc
      @Bob-np2uc 5 년 전 +72

      Omar Singh shut up before I O your Singh

    • @gabilopes375
      @gabilopes375 5 년 전 +65

      1362 Bob shut up before I 1362 your Bob

    • @suibhnee
      @suibhnee 5 년 전 +51

      Olivia Delpho shut up before i delpho ur olivia

  • @thisisausername7732
    @thisisausername7732 5 년 전 +9509

    he protecc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he's got his parents in the bacc

    • @dumpsterracoon9920
      @dumpsterracoon9920 5 년 전 +40

      dEaD mEmE

    • @cctaryn576
      @cctaryn576 5 년 전 +189

      I got my parents in the back
      Disappointment is attached

    • @brynbish8173
      @brynbish8173 5 년 전 +28

      @@cctaryn576 I was going to make a similar comment but yours is much better

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 5 년 전 +15

      @ahh hah
      This sounds like a song Danny would make.
      KEEP THE LYRICS GOING YALL!!

    • @emma-cb3he
      @emma-cb3he 5 년 전 +2

      this is a username this is the highlight of my day

  • @alicegriffin3588
    @alicegriffin3588 3 년 전 +15009

    I want a wattpad fanfic about two handsome enemies who keep waiting for the other to get married until they eventually realize they’re in love with each other.

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi 3 년 전 +4380

    "you can either have a girlfriend or self-respect"
    gay men: it's all coming together

    • @mars-nf9cj
      @mars-nf9cj 2 년 전 +353

      lesbians: :(

    • @roseepunk
      @roseepunk 2 년 전 +310

      @@mars-nf9cj wlw can just make our girlfriends our wives and then we can have both 😎

    • @bumble1303
      @bumble1303 2 년 전 +23

      @@mars-nf9cj fhshdjd another toh fan

    • @mars-nf9cj
      @mars-nf9cj 2 년 전 +18

      @@bumble1303 hi :)

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 2 년 전 +93

      me, a lesbian: alright let me take the girls out of your hands for you ;)

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 4 년 전 +5696

    Instructions unclear, married my handsome enemy, and we have three morally ambiguous and semi-adorable children.

  • @gayghostguy2089
    @gayghostguy2089 5 년 전 +4246

    'You can either have a girlfriend or self respect'. Oh good, I have neither of them.

  • @rickethgoldsworth
    @rickethgoldsworth 3 년 전 +1888

    I ship this man and his enemy. It's almost like "i won't get married until i know for sure that we can't be together". What a sad story :(

    • @ilovebigredbus7165
      @ilovebigredbus7165 3 년 전 +21

      i can tell who you're talking about from your pfp lol

    • @LynetteTheMadScientist
      @LynetteTheMadScientist 3 년 전 +5

      Crying cat meme

    • @rickethgoldsworth
      @rickethgoldsworth 3 년 전 +17

      @@ilovebigredbus7165 ah yes, the biggest enemies 😌

    • @analogueapples
      @analogueapples 2 년 전 +13

      tbf people in their early 20s which is basically teens should not get married. Their brains are not developed enough, they make impulsive decisions and often don't know enough people that they could choose from. It is like high school friends, they might seem right for you at that moment because you can't relate to most teens at all, but if you grow older and meet a lot of other people, you will understand you didn't have so much in common. It doesn't happen always but is more likely to happen than not.

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 3 년 전 +561

    the words "handsome enemy" is something straight out of an enemies to lovers fanfiction

  • @garfieldbrooks
    @garfieldbrooks 5 년 전 +5041

    danny: "your one stop shop for tips and tricks on how to be a good boy!"
    my dog: **listens intently**

    • @aly5320
      @aly5320 5 년 전 +134

      my dog: y'all hear sum?

    • @grimreapeter5436
      @grimreapeter5436 5 년 전 +136

      Your dog doesn’t need to watch a video to be a good boy. He’s already a good boy

    • @aaron_n6310
      @aaron_n6310 5 년 전 +12

      Dog status= ☠️

    • @ligood
      @ligood 5 년 전 +37

      My dog: what about a good girl?

    • @kareemzoubi3057
      @kareemzoubi3057 5 년 전

      🤣😂😂😂

  • @EmmaSmith-ls1gy
    @EmmaSmith-ls1gy 4 년 전 +17674

    This is the ultimate version of “I’m not like other girls: male edition”

  • @jolieramos8982
    @jolieramos8982 3 년 전 +731

    Imagine Laura coming home to hear "YOU ARE BEARING MY CHILDREN VANESSA AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO"

  • @DeeGeeG
    @DeeGeeG 3 년 전 +1536

    Sounds like the incel subreddits. But with less racism.

  • @aprilspark3570
    @aprilspark3570 4 년 전 +10602

    Danny aggressively screaming “please reply at your earliest convenience” is my life.

  • @moxygirl5636
    @moxygirl5636 4 년 전 +19531

    Imagine telling your crush that you can’t date because your handsome nemesis isn’t married yet

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 년 전 +1507

      but my crush is my handsome nemesis wait a minute-

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 4 년 전 +349

      Aaron Heych easy now

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 년 전 +547

      @@moxygirl5636 does it apply if your "rivalry" is doing that weird thing where you try to pass each other in a walkway and both move to the same side at once?

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 4 년 전 +398

      Aaron Heych it absolutely counts, if it happens with the same person more than once. I can’t wait to watch this love story/rivalry showdown blossom

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 년 전 +141

      @@moxygirl5636 perfect 👌🏼

  • @honeypie4156
    @honeypie4156 2 년 전 +350

    how to be a good boy
    • sit
    •stay
    •bark
    •shake
    •spin
    •obey owner

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 2 년 전 +52

      please tell me why I read the first two lines of this after being awake for 31 hours and had a moment of complete and utter confusion while thinking 'wow I guess the standards I set for myself are really too high'....pandemic got me forgetting about the existence of dogs 😭😭

    • @EmperorAnimates777
      @EmperorAnimates777 2 년 전 +5

      @@raneemrashid6439 oml 😂😂

    • @robinthefool8960
      @robinthefool8960 년 전 +3

      OwO

    • @alfreddeyo217
      @alfreddeyo217 년 전

      kill me

  • @edwardbridges-oconnor6251

    Wait, does every guy have a handsome enemy? Are they supposed to be more handsome than us, or just comparably handsome? Are we assigned to be each other's enemy, or do we just pick one another?
    I should write my congressman about this...

    • @lakeharper5830
      @lakeharper5830 3 년 전 +75

      hey any news on what your congressman said

    • @dianas6800
      @dianas6800 3 년 전 +134

      @@lakeharper5830 Plot twist ...
      Congressman is handsome enemy 😳

    • @lakeharper5830
      @lakeharper5830 3 년 전 +124

      @@dianas6800 👀👀 oh my god they were constituents

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 2 년 전 +26

      aww do all boys have a fated handsome enemy🥺 like matching souls

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 2 년 전

      Username checks out..?

  • @dalia4530
    @dalia4530 5 년 전 +597

    “I got big dreams but an even bigger ass”
    My new motto

  • @miazheng1336
    @miazheng1336 5 년 전 +1707

    "i got big dreams, and an even bigger ass"- danny gonzalez 2k19

    • @haya2941
      @haya2941 5 년 전 +2

      Lol

    • @haya2941
      @haya2941 5 년 전 +2

      @@estherpace5620 it is a reference to my favorite character in my fav anime ( katsuki bakugou from bnha) thx

    • @hilda5820
      @hilda5820 5 년 전 +2

      mia zheng That sounds like something from the introduction videos in love island

    • @nsinghize
      @nsinghize 5 년 전 +1

      That's the opening line to a casting couch video for sure

    • @miazheng1336
      @miazheng1336 5 년 전

      Hilda 5 my god yes
      “hi, i’m danny gonzalez😋😝, i have a wife but fuck her🤪🤬🤬 yknow cos i have big dreams and an even bigger ass🥵🥵, and she’s just really pinning me down😭😔”

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 2 년 전 +60

    10:05
    ⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
    I receive: the sun
    You receive: a candle

  • @samistrash6262
    @samistrash6262 4 년 전 +773

    Another tip: Marry a dude so that your straight handsome enemy won't be able to steal him from you

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 3 년 전 +47

      10/10 advice, couldn't have put it better myself

    • @mmmmmicrowave
      @mmmmmicrowave 3 년 전 +92

      But what if I want to marry my handsome enemy and he's straight?

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 3 년 전 +72

      Markie uwu babe you just need a better handsome enemy

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 3 년 전 +2

      nice

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 3 년 전 +3

      @@ej6975 What if my enemy is ugly? :(

  • @aughhhhh8304
    @aughhhhh8304 5 년 전 +1772

    *_"I've got big dreams and even bigger ass"_*
    -_Danny Gonzalez,_

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 5 년 전 +13

      Tumblr Lesbian best part

    • @SLIMavocado-bq5xx
      @SLIMavocado-bq5xx 5 년 전 +8

      So his dreams are smaller than his ass

    • @BOOitsCASPER
      @BOOitsCASPER 5 년 전 +8

      Lol wish I could relate...I have dreams flat as week old soda and an even more flat body

    • @niavniav
      @niavniav 5 년 전

      Tumblr Lesbian yes i screen recorded it

    • @mccloud9915
      @mccloud9915 5 년 전 +1

      @@zoetevelde8802 ahhhh it's the end of the world cause she put s instead of z

  • @lillystryker8570
    @lillystryker8570 4 년 전 +5134

    A pair of enemies are waiting for each other to get married before they fall in love. They both die alone. The end.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 3 년 전 +369

      Plot twist: marry each other

    • @ewu..
      @ewu.. 3 년 전 +21

      HorseLuver4Ever 😏

    • @nieveorirlniamh
      @nieveorirlniamh 3 년 전 +11

      @@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

    • @nieveorirlniamh
      @nieveorirlniamh 3 년 전 +4

      @@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

    • @astromoonie
      @astromoonie 3 년 전 +86

      @@horseluver4ever623 if you focus you can hear the rapid keyboard clacking of thousands of fanfic writers in the night

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 3 년 전 +223

    Therapist: "it's ok, Thicc Danny can't hurt you, he's not real"
    Thicc Danny: 4:40

  • @Simp715
    @Simp715 3 년 전 +155

    "I don't want kids in my backseat crying, I want my parents in the backseat crying."
    the most inspiring line ever

  • @fasoladm6979
    @fasoladm6979 5 년 전 +1270

    Video: Is for boys only
    Me: It looks like I'm about to break the law

  • @alexthebudgie9071
    @alexthebudgie9071 4 년 전 +5596

    ‘You can either have a girlfriend or self respect’
    It’s a good thing I have neither

    • @gracechristensen9352
      @gracechristensen9352 3 년 전 +93

      Yeah, your budgie in adorable 💖

    • @confuzzled1302
      @confuzzled1302 3 년 전 +69

      Adorable bird. I have neither too ;-;

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 년 전 +11

      felt that

    • @MuhamadAli06
      @MuhamadAli06 3 년 전 +4

      Saame😂

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 3 년 전 +32

      your little budgie alex is very pretty 💙. maybe you'll get a girlfriend at some point, but please remember that you don't need a girlfriend, you're perfectly whole and alright without being in a relationship 💙

  • @DragonDancer357
    @DragonDancer357 3 년 전 +161

    Best tip! Marry your handsome enemy. Then they can't ruin your relationship or they ruin their own!

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 2 년 전 +15

      So this is why 50% of marriages end in divorce.

    • @DragonDancer357
      @DragonDancer357 2 년 전 +15

      And the other 50% is good enemies to lovers fanfics

  • @alexiscarrion3969
    @alexiscarrion3969 3 년 전 +65

    I feel so validated. I thoroughly enjoy being an old man holding a mop, sitting on my recliner throne, riding around and waving to the peasants.

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 5 년 전 +3451

    "I've got big dreams and an even bigger ass!" Is now my life motto, thanks Greg.

  • @enabunny5522
    @enabunny5522 5 년 전 +9902

    danny's the type of guy to repeat someone's typo in the group chat and make it the name

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 3 년 전 +46

    “Can’t you see we don’t copy each other’s videos.... we copy Cody Ko’s”

  • @onevia_rc
    @onevia_rc 3 년 전 +46

    In the first post where is says "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi" it's actually impossible since that is an Audi R8, a 2 seater vehicle.

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 2 년 전 +1

      Just drag the parents behind the car like tin cans on a string, make it happen

    • @stacy1780
      @stacy1780 년 전 +4

      they are in the trunk.

  • @cybernictec
    @cybernictec 5 년 전 +8998

    fellas, I've got a solution: cut out the middle man and just marry your handsome enemy

  • @ayeeperccofficial
    @ayeeperccofficial 5 년 전 +1738

    Enemy: *gets married*
    You: *falls in love*
    Enemy: *holy frick i can't believe he did that*

  • @oneinakrillione
    @oneinakrillione 3 년 전 +74

    "Just die for me and let me eat you!"
    -Danny Gonzalez, 2019

  • @vansimonef2505
    @vansimonef2505 3 년 전 +80

    Lmao my mom got mad bc you yelled “We have 3 beautiful children together Vanessa” at 4am and my name is Vanessa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caffeinegremlin251
    @caffeinegremlin251 5 년 전 +8054

    broke : waiting until your handsome nemesis is married, then fall in love
    woke: marry your handsome nemesis

    • @barelyfunctioning3982
      @barelyfunctioning3982 5 년 전 +110

      caffeine nocaine Underrated comment

    • @goompo
      @goompo 5 년 전 +428

      Nemesis: I'll trap you!
      Me: You've already trapped me... In your heart.
      Nemesis. Aww...
      *Edit:* _Cheez-Its Fries that's a lotta likes_

    • @wherethefrickismygoat7161
      @wherethefrickismygoat7161 5 년 전 +94

      Bada bing badaboom my good sir, you’ve trivagoed the hotel. I’ll tell Chief immediately.

    • @W0RMGUTS
      @W0RMGUTS 5 년 전 +51

      I’m gonna be so woke

    • @vickyliza83
      @vickyliza83 5 년 전 +6

      caffeine nocaine yeahhhhhhh (Also cool name)

  • @Chloe-ef9sl
    @Chloe-ef9sl 5 년 전 +2558

    NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING
    GREG IS READY TO TAKE OVER

    • @mccalderbros5647
      @mccalderbros5647 5 년 전 +34

      Chloe I immediately checked the comments to see if anyone else commented on this. Fastest growing army on KRplus

    • @lilliehurst6573
      @lilliehurst6573 5 년 전 +9

      Chloe, GREG has already taken over😌

    • @bananas6604
      @bananas6604 5 년 전 +3

      Yee yee

    • @jannethmartinez3237
      @jannethmartinez3237 5 년 전 +5

      Chloe I mean we are the #1 fastest growing KRplus army because we are Greg
      *Dont look that up**

    • @bananas6604
      @bananas6604 5 년 전 +1

      @icy_does_things yeeyee yeeyee *hits the WOAH*

  • @glyphoteque
    @glyphoteque 7 개월 전 +6

    You gotta appreciate how these posts can't decide whether or not having a girlfriend/wife is a marker of success or an obstacle of success.

  • @alexgratkowski776
    @alexgratkowski776 3 년 전 +58

    Even if you won’t answer the phone and file a restraining order, in my dreams we’re still married with three kids.

  • @zaina9250
    @zaina9250 5 년 전 +2381

    Yeaaaahhh I’m gonna take my Audi to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more
    *i got my parents in the back*

  • @papilonglegs9738
    @papilonglegs9738 5 년 전 +3657

    So here I am, calmly doing my homework while this plays in the background, then suddenly...
    "WE HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER VANESSA!!!"
    Seriously though, that scared the shit out of me (my name's Vanessa). I fricking JUMPED

    • @fransedajohanes4175
      @fransedajohanes4175 4 년 전 +287

      Yes Vanessa. I don't even know you now.
      But I will.
      And you can't hide.
      Lmao.
      Best tips of my lyfe

    • @suspiciousman4402
      @suspiciousman4402 4 년 전 +107

      Oh my goodness same
      I be like at 2:15: woah this is getting intense
      Then that left me like :O

    • @vanessadalpiaz6423
      @vanessadalpiaz6423 4 년 전 +192

      Shout out to all the Vanessa’s out here getting creeped out by that line

    • @Lycan_the_deerdog
      @Lycan_the_deerdog 4 년 전 +160

      Well you should stop ignoring his messages VANESSA!!!

    • @vanessawolf5160
      @vanessawolf5160 4 년 전 +29

      Same 😂😂

  • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
    @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 3 년 전 +154

    "you can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    i have 2 boyfriends and no self respect what do i do

  • @throughthedepthsyt
    @throughthedepthsyt 2 년 전 +19

    "you can have either a girlfriend or self respect"
    instructions unclear I now have a husband *and* self respect

  • @isabellaherrington5369
    @isabellaherrington5369 5 년 전 +4000

    Two things to always remember
    1: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
    2: wait for your handsome nemesis to get married before you fall in love

    • @natejackson862
      @natejackson862 5 년 전 +55

      Isabella Herrington and I got the parents in the back.
      Of the Audi.

    • @spungifungi3885
      @spungifungi3885 5 년 전 +33

      The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage anaerobic fitness test...

    • @spungifungi3885
      @spungifungi3885 5 년 전 +1

      Lol

    • @homu790
      @homu790 5 년 전 +30

      3. if your handsome nemesis just won’t get married marry your nemesis

    • @clairebear1555
      @clairebear1555 5 년 전 +2

      1,000 LIKES BABY

  • @panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758

    Can we just appreciate how smooth Danny's transition from vine to KRplus was?

  • @CatKingultra
    @CatKingultra 8 개월 전 +7

    As a guy I can confirm that we constantly have enemies, and i must wait until they get married before ever feeling romantic emotions.

  • @Dr4gon_k1tties
    @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 년 전 +32

    Danny: "BoYs OnLy"
    *Sweats nervously in female*

  • @mariahfan1316
    @mariahfan1316 5 년 전 +1986

    "But I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi
    *The Audi R8 pictured is literally a two seater*

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 5 년 전 +198

      It was a nice way of saying trunk

    • @alexvasilachi9558
      @alexvasilachi9558 5 년 전 +36

      @Madeline Harper the trunk is too small to fit even the limbs and you dont want to ruin the aerodynamics and 0-60 times by having them stuck on the roof so the ash tray is really the best option

    • @kazakukog
      @kazakukog 5 년 전 +19

      maybe his parents are just very very small, *don't judge a book by its cover*

    • @1jdizzy1
      @1jdizzy1 5 년 전 +7

      The trunk is in the front too, so I guess you are supposed to throw em in the engine lol

    • @justbumblebee1
      @justbumblebee1 5 년 전 +1

      Low keey saying je doesn't want his parents in his life, eather 😂

  • @mongiibebe7578
    @mongiibebe7578 5 년 전 +520

    Thank God I’m a girl
    I never get into altercations with my arch-nemeses

  • @WhatRemainsofAstridJames

    Person: I love you
    Boy: NOT UNTIL MY HANDSOME ENEMY GETS MARRIED!

  • @madi5286
    @madi5286 2 년 전 +23

    Danny does not understand the very real very homoerotic relationship between a man and his enemy

  • @lydieroebuck8521
    @lydieroebuck8521 5 년 전 +316

    *danny talking about his arch nemisis*
    *troom troom coming out from behind a corner with their spy umbrella*:
    not so fast

  • @talhakhan-ht6hj
    @talhakhan-ht6hj 5 년 전 +1525

    So that's why Drew Gooden waited for Danny to marry first 😂😂

  • @Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios

    2:37 be crime, do gay

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 년 전 +48

    that face when you have neither a girlfriend or self respect ✌️😔

  • @royald5170
    @royald5170 5 년 전 +2549

    #1 on Trending?
    Greg really IS the fastest growing army

  • @boppenhagen9062
    @boppenhagen9062 5 년 전 +1320

    G - fastest
    R - growing
    E - channel
    G - On KRplus
    Don't look it up tho

    • @kezvo0512
      @kezvo0512 5 년 전 +34

      Randomized bUt THaTs NoT hOW iT wOrkS!

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 년 전 +14

      Randomized ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    • @ii_bakuhoe_ii1518
      @ii_bakuhoe_ii1518 5 년 전 +7

      Wow you are totally original...

    • @Ines-uk3hi
      @Ines-uk3hi 5 년 전 +21

      but dont look that up thoe

    • @skittleturkey4356
      @skittleturkey4356 5 년 전 +9

      Wait.... am I the only who sees something wrong with this? I can't place my finger what though but just something Is off.

  • @paytontrueman8457
    @paytontrueman8457 년 전 +4

    “I’ve got big dreams, and an even bigger ass” sounds like something that would be one of those catchphrases in Real Housewives

  • @iceicicle3046
    @iceicicle3046 3 년 전 +29

    "You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    Well I prefer guys so ok

  • @louisfroot
    @louisfroot 5 년 전 +9442

    Ether way, I'm glad that after years of searching we finally found the male equivalent of just girly things.

  • @ameliarose7628
    @ameliarose7628 5 년 전 +499

    "I don't want kids in the back seat crying........
    Ha
    I want my parents in the back seat crying".

    • @kathyegan6676
      @kathyegan6676 5 년 전 +4

      Amelia Rose I want the horses in the bacc

    • @vickyliza83
      @vickyliza83 5 년 전 +2

      Amelia Rose yes I want innocents in the back seat crying out for help whilst I torture them with James Charles

  • @nexothepianist4337
    @nexothepianist4337 2 년 전 +11

    "Don't fall in love until your handsome ennemy gets married"
    Or you can fall in love with a person you trust and that will not flirt with your ennemy, it can be a good idea too

  • @ApoorvaPachori15OCT
    @ApoorvaPachori15OCT 3 년 전 +41

    The first one was kinda wholesome maybe he just wanted to make his parents proud. 😅💕

    • @Venus0914
      @Venus0914 년 전

      What if his parents wanted grandkids

  • @noor-hd9zd
    @noor-hd9zd 5 년 전 +1218

    G- the
    R- fastest growing
    E- army
    G- on the internet
    Dont look that up

    • @nicknickbeze3195
      @nicknickbeze3195 5 년 전 +73

      G greg is the most
      R rakarakaraka
      E epic super fast
      G growing army on youtube

    • @Mawfet
      @Mawfet 5 년 전 +47

      I'm just waiting for someone to say, "but the first letters of those words don't match with Greg" 😂

    • @Mawfet
      @Mawfet 5 년 전 +12

      @@bluejaybird45 kgcoggovohbupbljvlfpufocljbljgettisupfkblvkfitsiyfjcovlvlv

    • @thatsonyou6093
      @thatsonyou6093 5 년 전 +9

      _ThAtS nOT hOw It WoRkS_

    • @althadottiedarcy3633
      @althadottiedarcy3633 5 년 전 +2

      I loocked it up and turns out greg is NOT the fastest growing youtube channel/army it is infact T-serise.i might seem lame but dats what googel says but idk who T-serise is i just know there was a fight involving it sooo....soz if dat disapointed anyone lol

  • @KELSandPEEPS
    @KELSandPEEPS 5 년 전 +552

    "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi"
    ... dead or alive?

  • @stupidkilljoy3516
    @stupidkilljoy3516 3 년 전 +38

    "You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    Me, who's very gay: *I'm four parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511

    Maybe the “handsome enemy” one is because if you fall in love before him then your enemy will try to steal your partner with his good looks, but if he falls in love before you and then you fall in love, he couldn’t steal them because that would put him in a place of being viewed as a bad person because he has his own lover.

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 5 년 전 +557

    This video is the BEST REVENGE to your handsome arch nemesis Cody Co

    • @chelsie2767
      @chelsie2767 5 년 전 +4

      I hate watermelons okay, hot take tho Danny is more attractive than Cody.

    • @Mo_Nilla_Co
      @Mo_Nilla_Co 5 년 전 +9

      @@chelsie2767 ahhh, judging apples from oranges only bears sour fruit.

    • @annapanini
      @annapanini 5 년 전 +7

      I hate watermelons I think you spelt ‘old’ wrong

    • @bri7433
      @bri7433 5 년 전 +2

      @@Mo_Nilla_Co wise

    • @jenawilliams6554
      @jenawilliams6554 5 년 전 +1

      Ko

  • @ciaria4554
    @ciaria4554 5 년 전 +1302

    Those dislikes are from CRAIGS who are jealous that Greg is the strongest army.
    Don't look that up

    • @cleoresemanes8852
      @cleoresemanes8852 5 년 전 +44

      Ciara O'Hara I looked it up after being Greg for a month. Apparently my soul is now the property of Danny Gonzalez.

    • @_leeqt2279
      @_leeqt2279 5 년 전 +26

      Cleorese Manes did you not read the fine print

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted 5 년 전 +6

      Ciara O'Hara I looked it up :’0
      ItS tRue

    • @ciaria4554
      @ciaria4554 5 년 전 +8

      @@RAWRzooted JOKES ON YOU
      YOUR SOUL IS NOW OWNED BY DANNY GONZALEZ
      MWAHAHAHAHA

    • @bhumikasalhotra5081
      @bhumikasalhotra5081 5 년 전 +1

      I looked it up too. it said it was lol

  • @kiwiflare
    @kiwiflare 3 년 전 +18

    Ah yes my favorite channel....Drew Gonzalez-Conner

  • @ness_a
    @ness_a 4 년 전 +14

    Him:" we have 3 beautiful children together Vanessa"
    Me:😳 oh...ok

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 년 전 +463

    You heard it here first, Greg. We can’t fall in love until all Craig’s are married

  • @naj6464
    @naj6464 5 년 전 +184

    *enemy gets married*
    *i get married after*
    Enemy: OUTSTANDING MOVE

  • @elliebeamydookie
    @elliebeamydookie 3 년 전 +25

    can we just talk about danny’s eyes bc they look really cool

  • @dogjr2fast4u75
    @dogjr2fast4u75 2 년 전 +4

    "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi R8... wait, where's the backseats... screw it, get in the engine compartment mom!"

  • @talvr.
    @talvr. 5 년 전 +257

    “i’ve got bigger dreams and an even bigger ass” might just have to be my senior yearbook quote

  • @sweetea777
    @sweetea777 5 년 전 +4412

    Nobody:
    Jk Rowling: Danny Gonzalez and Cody Ko are in an intense sexual relationship

    • @kazukinoo
      @kazukinoo 5 년 전 +40

      SweeTEA dead meme but ok

    • @TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived
      @TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived 5 년 전 +43

      SweeTEA this joke is so bad. Has anyone actually laughed at these jokes in the past month?

    • @cheriewang6997
      @cheriewang6997 5 년 전 +168

      Dammit she made another mistake, it's Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden. JKR is so dumb lmao

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 년 전 +14

      @@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived uh yeah..

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 년 전 +24

      @@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived people have laughed at this joke, it may not be relevant anymore but.. Oh well

  • @hollydegouveia6280
    @hollydegouveia6280 2 년 전 +4

    It’s all fun and games In till your handsome enemy is aromatic

  • @hudyhere7240
    @hudyhere7240 2 년 전 +9

    The fact that Drew Gooden isn't your handsome arch nemesis is disappointing

  • @doctocatto1277
    @doctocatto1277 5 년 전 +1075

    On 4/22/2019 This is 1# on trending in The U.S

  • @Paralellex
    @Paralellex 5 년 전 +207

    "You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
    Jokes on you, I have neither.

  • @ROGUED0GZ
    @ROGUED0GZ 2 년 전 +56

    as a trans guy this video is incredibly validating

  • @Iben4629
    @Iben4629 3 년 전 +11

    4:20 you’re not telling me you haven’t watch mr. bean...

  • @MsDouggieFresh
    @MsDouggieFresh 5 년 전 +113

    plot twist: you can’t fall in love until your handsome enemy does, because the handsome enemy falls in love with you

  • @emmamose24
    @emmamose24 5 년 전 +491

    imagine if both of the guys who are enemies just never got married bc they were waiting for each other to find love bc they both saw the same instagram post

    • @wholeblends4327
      @wholeblends4327 5 년 전 +2

      emmaclle haha

    • @km-123
      @km-123 5 년 전 +10

      this is a good au idea

    • @cottontaelle5863
      @cottontaelle5863 5 년 전 +36

      they marry each other

    • @emeraldtopaz
      @emeraldtopaz 5 년 전 +38

      They both make a fake account to catfish the other and slowly (and obliviously) fall in love
      Dude, I want to write this now

    • @kee7374
      @kee7374 5 년 전 +1

      @@emeraldtopaz please write this and send me the link lmao

  • @witchykaiden7643
    @witchykaiden7643 3 년 전 +16

    somebody wanted me to write a fanfic of two good looking enemies who keep waiting for the other to get married until they eventually realize they're in love with each other and now I'm stuck writing it

  • @n0t_lily738
    @n0t_lily738 3 년 전 +10

    "I think I'm having a stroke." Me as well. I am also having a stroke.

  • @gabycurcic5181
    @gabycurcic5181 5 년 전 +651

    Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
    Danny: IVe GOt BIG DReaMs anD An EvEn BigGer AsS
    *Laura walks in and stares confusedly at Danny*

  • @lexxieanni
    @lexxieanni 4 년 전 +1088

    4:41
    *found my senior quote*

  • @wolfishcat7922
    @wolfishcat7922 3 년 전 +9

    9:16 It could also be interpreted as “you have so many friends and family that you love so much, I don’t lik that.”

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 6 개월 전

      My heart is covered in cat fur so yeah probably not a very pleasant lik experience

  • @_.lsrh._1701
    @_.lsrh._1701 3 년 전 +4

    The chicken didnt die for him. It was murdered-

  • @vanessamok5302
    @vanessamok5302 4 년 전 +1823

    I'm a Vanessa and when he shouted Vanessa my heart literally jumped and I felt so threatened ??

  • @hannahflowers4069
    @hannahflowers4069 4 년 전 +3656

    Why do I feel like Danny would be an amazing actor for The Office?

    • @remingtonrr7848
      @remingtonrr7848 4 년 전 +265

      Rose' Flower he looks like the love child of Gabe and Ryan lol

    • @alicebergin6646
      @alicebergin6646 4 년 전 +195

      He gives me very strong Gabe + Jim vibes. Gabe's snark with the mild-mannered and (mostly) non-assholey persona of Jim

    • @n-underwhelming
      @n-underwhelming 4 년 전 +109

      But also, imagine him screaming: „IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"

    • @knowyourenemies7
      @knowyourenemies7 4 년 전 +7

      Bc you think it's 10 years ago!

    • @nacho6438
      @nacho6438 4 년 전 +8

      Helllllllllllll yessssssssssssss

  • @lydiabenjamin6919
    @lydiabenjamin6919 년 전 +3

    I was at 0:12 of this video when my sister FaceTimed me so I answered and she talked to my mom. Mom hung up and then asked if I wanted my phone back to watch Greg... I was confused but then remembered I had been watching this. She paused it because she didn’t want me to miss Greg... I love her

  • @saturnisgay69
    @saturnisgay69 2 년 전 +4

    *instructions unclear, fell in love with handsome enemy*