These Memes Are Awful (Student Memes)
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- 게시일 2018. 12. 04.
- These instagram memes are so fresh they'll make you want to become a student!
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“Let’s together learn”
*cries in: I miss billion surprise toy*
Georgia The person same bruh
Me too 😂😂😂
They had to be replaced with trillion surprise toys..
169!!!!!!!!!!!
come come everybody just come
Cody Ko: I hate the minions
Jake Paul: I can’t believe there is a human with this much hatred.
im dressed as a minion on roblox....
CODY HATES ME
wrong channel ^^
Im your one thousandth like uwu
Wrong channel dude
Is this like...a double roast?? You really did that. Wow. You managed to do the “Danny is Cody!” thing and roast Jake Paul. Godly.
As an Indian Greg, allow me to explain the topper one. Topper basically means the highest rankers in class. In India, everything comes down to grades, nothing else matters. You have to know how to write what you know properly in exams, otherwise you won't get marks. Teachers have very specific answer key and you need to magically match it if you want to score good. I know people (including myself) who knew everything but couldn't write it down exactly like they wanted and therefore didn't get the deserved marks. On the other hand, there are people who do not understand the concepts but know how to memorize and write and they do very well in exams. It's a flawed outdated system and no one likes it.
same case in Bangladesh too. tired of this system
What on earth is a mark? Isn't that a bad thing?
@@aspenisthebestit’s a the percentage in a test
As an Indian I agree
@@aspenisthebestI JUST READ UR NAME LOL
I was just reminded of when I was in elementary school I imagined that my desk was a hospital, the homework sheets were patients, my pencil was Dr Ticonderoga, and my pens were nurses. There were all kinds of intrigues and plots including one of the pens rebelling against the pencil and being locked in the pencil pouch until she agreed to do her job, and one of the patients dying and the pencil covered it up with the help of one of the pens. I remember it being very entertaining
I would've 100% been friends with you
We need more of this story
hold on i am definitely gonna do something like this when i'm bored in class-
When I was in elementary school I played a game where the pencils were children (the shorter the better) and me and my best friend would keep on sharpening them and then get in trouble but blame other people and (we sat next to each other for the whole year so we were constantly talking and laughing) then the sharpeners where hair cutters and pens were parents and we played one game where it was Halloween and the children went trick or treating dressed as barbers cause it was so scary and now that I think about it it would be terrifying having your skull slowly being shaved down but it was super fun and one time one pencil broke and we tied it together with a tissue like a bandage
I wish I had done this
i love how he says “this is from a porn” not “this is porn” or “this is from a porno”
Lily gail Johnny sins xD
@@tellestina4533 oh shit where's johnny test
it's like the pastor from family guy xD
He knows, he's just trying to be sneaky! You can't fool me Danny, I know that you know that that is Johnny sins
"Ah yes I've heard of these. Isn't this one of those 'porns' that the teens like so much and that I've never indulged in, myself?"
"people without kids live forever"
infertile people: *I AM GOD*
“I see no god up here other than me”
"I am invincible"
"I. Am. Groot."
“I’m a dumb peice of shit”
I'm asexual, and I can confirm this. I have never died, not even once.
“Let’s together learn”
Never change Danny.
Never
Being a student right now, I find it hard to relate to these
Yeah they feel so cold and unreal
You don't suck the life out of your teachers?!?!???
frfr
tbh I get gen x vibes from these, not gen z
Bro I’m starting sophomore year in less than 12 hours as of writing.
“sir, the teacher has been drained”
*bring in the next subject*
wait a minute...
Heheh
HmM YeS
Can u shout me out
*Salute to the next subject guys.*
"weird flex but......that's fine"
“weird comment but….....that’s unoriginal”
Preposterous boast... but alas
Chillx not to be annoying or anything but you forgot the “ at the end of unoriginal
@@alexsa7189 he was being original
melomaniac uncanny flaunt, rump acceptable
Lmao if they really wanted to make that candle metaphor work it should be the teacher lighting the students with his flame like he was sharing the knowledge
Ikr, it was right there omg
As a student I can confirm that we always salute to each other when we do any single task
Salute to you, fam! For typing this comment, acknowledging us students completing our singular tasks!
@@Spoonickssalute to you for saluting the guy who commented this
o7
Danny: Weird flex but...
His brain: dont say ok dont say ok
Danny: thats fine
Lol
Ok
wow
I love undertale too
ok
Awww, the little nutcracker guy has friends
They aren't his friends, they're his army.
@@emerz3530 Oh lord, how long till they become too powerful?!
@@nicstar1704 you say that like they aren't
No they are part of a army
stillchillAHA that’s a good one
As a teacher myself, please believe me: knowledge is absolutely a finite resource. I lose brain cells everyday talking to these teenagers.
So proud of Johnny sins, really putting his life back together
Johnny Sins is a renowned American astronaut, former marine, teacher and nurse who achieved critical acclaim for his pioneering work across multiple fields and industries
Fun fact: Every time a baby learns to walk, a random person is paralyzed forever. The more you know.
But hey, that's just the life of a student
@@nabeelnitro6447 lmao
Does that mean if I get a life, would somebody lose theirs?
@@Han_Niche well then that wouldn't make sense because that would mean there would be the same amount of humans forever and that means overpopulation wouldn't be a thing, which it is.
@@blossom7333 excuse me, did it not occur to you that i was making a joke?
The later you watch this, the funnier the surgery on a grape portion is.
One of my friends brought it up again today. It's not dead yet
@@jessicadragonare7993 that just means your friend is a normie lol
I forgot about that lol I was rudely reminded of the grape.
The year is 2020. I laughed.
addy wilson so did I.
I like the "I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational" part because it implies that it actually happened and the narrator experienced it firsthand.
"Let's just together learn" this is why i am subscribed to this man
I have committed 14 hate crimes, 2 war crimes and 6 major homicides
But hey,
That's just the life of a student.
You can kill as many people as ted bundy and destroy the whole universe
and the only excuse would be...
@@macoroniac333 It's just the life of a student!
@Jack Stone no no, you're right.
@@idiotsavant2343 wai wut
Chemistry class
The teacher isn’t even lit up he’s just dripping his sweat on his students
Teachers suck, they ain’t lit 😆
Travis Scott would not approve
@@BlockedUser1 why yes he would
LOL
Kinda wishing I didn't read this
"People usually reject or ignore expensive things bcoz they can't afford them"
meanwhile thieves:
"Let's together learn"
Well. I just found my senior year book quote.
pleaseee 😂
“this is the life of a student right here"
*shows picture of a dog lying on top of a grave*
Yea I saw the video already
@@Michael-tm1ej ok
Its the teachers grave
That was pretty relatable actually. You know, dying, and feeling like your pet is the only one that'll miss you
@@WillyWONT true
*lets together join Greg*
Cayden Quintana lets Greg together join
Lets together bath (c)
Let’s together subscribe and like his videos.
I think you mean *Let's together Greg*
I was literally on my way to comment the same thing shit I’m too late. Salute to you, man.
1:22
“Dealing with girls... Boys? Maybe.”
That just sounds like me in a nutshell
Biconic
Bitastic
Bi-yourself
Why are you inside a nutshell?
@@vegeta1990we need to help them, they can’t get out 😖☹️😫
5:40 As a student, I can confirm...
That pretty much every classroom looks like this but with chromebooks.
The Pencil and Eraser sounds like a toxic relationship.
Nionivek by definition it is. The eraser is enabling
thats just the life of a student
That is also a BFDI crackship.
Yep
me to my only friend who i’m stuck with because i literally have nobody else
“One day you’ll die and rot in hell”
Danny:”well that’s just the life of a student”
Ah yes
Congrats on repeating words
@@how_may_i_offend_you6611 it's what gacha dumbasses do
I saw a website that translates kid "slang" that was made by adults and it said yeet means yes......their source was a parent heard their kid talking on the phone....
7:30 real story: Yeah no I rejected the drug addicted guy that had a crush on me because I’m not taking the chance of being forced into a really toxic relationship where he peer pressures me to start doing drugs. But yeah. Couldn’t afford him and that’s why I rejected him.
*"But whoever writes in exam, he becomes a topper. 😉"* But doesn't he become legally skilled? Asking for a friend.
Babylon's Mediocre Art no, they become legally allowed to leave
Babylon's Mediocre Art lets together laugh at that
If you listen to the teacher during class you can legally be a pencil
No because my daughter is ugly.
(hope you get it)
Idk but I hope they do
"Because this picture ... is definitely from a *porn* right?"
Yeh definitly
100% certain.
How does *he* know that....?
Best Time Magical Imagination Look at it
@@mccloud9915 he's a grown ass man im certain he doesnt google "cute little dogs" in his free time lol
The face was showing emotion. He’s smirking. At that point where you give up on life and are amused by it.
I usually don't pay attention to the background of Danny's videos that much so sometimes I'm shocked to find that the nutcrackers randomly increase. I'm pretty sure though they come and go on their own accord and Danny is too scared to admit that he has no idea where they come from and what they want from him. But he knows they are there. Watching...listenening...waiting and cackling as the time for them to strike inevitably draws near, with no idea on what their weaknesses or powers could be
*LeT's ToGeThEr LeArN*
LEARN EVERYBODY JUST LEARN
Come come everybody just come! JUST COME!
LETS TOGETHER RELATE
Let’s together bath!!
Doodle Bugz RELATE RELATE EVERYBODY JUST RELATE
Kids: I would never miss a class if it was on a computer
Coronavirus: Hey
Me: ok.
SQURLES In Squares. Ms:idc about ur life
Me: still skips class
ive skipped more class during this quarantine than in my entire life
but a man hasn't fallen into the river in Lego City
The fact that Danny is so oblivious to the fact that that is Johnny Sins in the 31 year old guy meme just adds to another layer of hilarity I love it
Danny: Are kids really into minions these days?
Me in 2022 after Minions, The rise of Gru came out: YOU HAVE N O IDEA
hearing him say “a porn” is the most innocent thing yet the complete opposite
Exactly
Lol so true but like Danny is so funny lol
@@core6854 yeah
made me realise Johny sins is not that much of a famous meme
Danny pretending he doesn't know who Johnny Sins is. Either he and Laura have never done the secks, or he's pretending he's never rubbed one out to a video with Johnny Sins because his parents watch his videos
“This picture is definitely from a porn, right?”
How do you know that Danny?
Alyssa St.Thomas
Danny is a male over the age of 13. (This is going to sound offensive, but I just want to state statistics.) According to a study done by the American Psychology Association, "the average age of first exposure (to porn) was 13.37 years of age. Since Danny is above 20, we can assume he’s seen at least one. In fact, he’d be a statistical anomaly if he hadn’t.
Source: www.westandguard.com/what-s-the-average-age-kids-see-internet-pornography-quite-young
Because that man is the man, the myth, the legend... Johnny sins
I'm more triggered at the face he said "A porn"
because that teacher would be dress coded
@@spencerreed2165 Danny is 12 years old tho.
As a student I can confirm that my life is like this. Now, if you excuse me I'm going to move in to Danny's walls.
I apologise for my fellow students, they are... Interesting.
These aren’t student memes these are boomer memes
Facebook memes
Ok Boomer
@Disha Basu yes! Thats exactly what it is🤣🤣🤣
EXACTLY FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
Haha 420 likes
School has given me anger issues and I feel like crying most of the time
*BuT tHaTs jUsT tHe LiFe oF A sTuDeNt*
* edgy *
@@ellieblunden1463 did some one say my name?
Me to
F
Edgy
4:32 oh my god its the guy not only is he a plumber,doctor,dentist,police officer and fire fighter but hes also a student. what a strong man handling so much in his life
I’m watching this 3 years later: yes, students do love minions these days
Is nobody else gonna wonder about the fact that technically the pencil also gets smaller everytime you use them too
(Edit: wtf 3.6k likes?!?!)
That's just the life of a student
Bro
Yah
@Kieran Soltau that's just a theory
@@SM-qv2om a game theory thanks for watching
whys nobody talking about the reference “let’s together learn”
time stamp?
@@nannanya579 1:28
Let’s together school
im smoothbraining,,, whats this a reference to
@@emlem8420 im confused too!
9:56 I thought it was a reflection in an amoogus characters spacesuit 💀
My dude thought he was ripping the thing about the 31 yo college student apart while unwittingly explaining the joke. Truly painful to see. 10/10 we love you Danny ❤️
The second fastest growing army is the nutcrackers in the background
Lol
Don't Google that
He probably watched "The Nutcracker and the four realms"
Anika Wiebe yes
These memes feel auto generated. There’s a soullessness in them that I can’t shake off, like something inhuman and robotic created them. They don’t even feel like their made by an older, out of touch person, but some type of alien that’s trying to relate to people and failing.
You are absolutely correct. It's an indian trying to relate to the rest of the world
@@Bloodray19 As an Indian, I have to sadly agree :/
It feels like this mindless black mass of nothing trying to attach itself on anything to get some "emotion"
Kinda like agony in the Fazbear Frights series
Just a mass with no mind, no will, just being
Hi Greg
@@rachelgolubiewski5580 oh shit
8:00 I think he's so "flabbergasted" and impressed by his own ability to fuck everything up, he doesn't know how to feel, so just has a fake "Yeah, I'm fine" face on.
Like you know you're gonna fail something, and when you get the results that you do, but you're already so spiritually crushed by the subject, that you can't do anything but laugh and bury the pain so deep away that it no longer bothers you.
That's him.
1:11 TIMESTAMP................also hello timed users how are you doing?
good 😌
👍
I’m good ☺️
Pretty good 🙂
Good
I bet this is where Lele Pons learns to relate to students
LMAOO
Lmfaoooooo got em
😂😂😂
RIP lmaooo
Jessica R. No she just learn so she can bully them😩😭
The nutcrackers are a symbolic representation of Greg. They are growing so fast and spreading around the globe.
You need more likes my dude
“People without kids live forever”
*I both never want kids and have an extreme fear of dying this is great*
Oh yes, the nutcracker in its natural habitat Danny’s room questioning why he’s talking to to a bunch of people named Greg
That dog laying on the grave is there because black stone soaks up the most heat and is therefore the warmest place for it to be.
Makes sense actually, like did the dog sniff out the rotting dead owner from years and found him exactly there
Ok makes a lot more sense
hell yeah, hot dog!
ItzGinnyWeasleyMuggles Now listen here you little bitch
*light
I for one think it's sweet that some Facebook mom is trying her best at Instagram.
she just wants to relate to her son
Danny Gonzalez *salute*
She’s trying to let everyone know that her life’s being drained
But they post like 6 pics a day, that's probably a facebook mom group
tiffanyferg I'm a big famous KRplusr now 💁♀️ I don't make the rules
Imagine being a kid and feeling the way Danny described. My childhood in a nutshell.
“Let’s together learn!”
-Danny Gonzalez
"Would you slap your best friend for a nice, fancy car?"
Me: *Slaps my best friend for no reason*
S a m e
#thispostissodeepandrelatable
@@lexalargo9199 wait but it's not trying to be deep at all
@@lexalargo9199 This is about as deep as the shallow end of a pool
@@nottheonly1 exactly 😔
Ok one question, about the candle dripping wax into the students well how is the candle dripping wax if its not on fire?
You really don't wanna know!
The light of his soul just went out
It’s just the life of a student
Sally Windhunter it's .... Wick craft
See what I did their :)))(((
Because hes burned out, They made a pun. A bad pun
BuT ThAts A LIfe Of A STUDen- I mean TEACHER !!! REspEc TheM
5:25 If my classroom looked like this, I’d rather learn online ‘cause there’d be no point in going to school.
Trust me dude, I’m in the same boat. I can’t even talk to my peers without not being confused on the inside joke.
Imagine having a good day and then some teacher comes in with a candle head and pours wax onto our heads
*absorb my flesh foundling*
@Jamestheunkown HahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@ebbykageyama4248 absolutely not
The funny thing about this is, that the "teacher" has to be bright (/to be lighted) , to drip "wax" onto our heads lol.
apply directly to the forehead
relatable student memes are only relatable when they’re about being hella depressed
Big mood.
HI I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE I SEE GERARD JSJSJDJBEB3
is it just me or is it everytime he uploads a video there are more and more nutcrakers in the back
btw i dont know how to spell
SOOOOO true
especially when its after a break up
7:19 : narcissists and other toxic people unironically live by this
The candle metaphor could have easily worked with a flame. The teacher retains theirs while passing it on to another.
Why are you talking during my lesson?
Why are you teaching during my conversation?
*M A X I M U M D E T E N T I O N*
Herpiderp Vlogs! *intense megalovaina plays
Cringe
*cue get rekt music*
destruction 100
@@hellothere7318
And why is that, reasonable sir.
danny: i have trouble relating to youth
also danny: *could pass for a 18 year old*
He has a wife
@@spaghettigum isn't he like 20 tho?
@@hughmungus7896and?
@@spaghettigum asking if he is 20
@@hughmungus7896 well idk
I can confirm I never make mistakes my parents look younger than I do
5:23 we have a running joke in my friend group that one of my friends is gonna live in my other friends' walls when they get their own apartment.
Wait Danny doesn't have kids. Maybe that's why he looks like hes 14.
you’ve cracked it
No it is because he eats almonds
@@Kanyewestbiggestfan123 and drinks the blood of Craigs
Salute to that
@@pri_zombie and kills nutcrackers
Alternate title: 12 year old boy desperately tries to seem like an adult
@Samuel Produções i know
@@jfrfilms6697 *H m m m m*
Poor little Drew Gooden
Wrong, he’s drew
Or maybe the other way around
2:34 I used to think this picture was so dumb. Of course teachers don't have to lose knowledge in order for their students to learn. However, in recent years, I've become painfully aware of how draining it can be to be a teacher and this picture has a whole new meaning for me.
When *Daniel* said “Let’s together learn” I got war flashbacks from “Let’s together bath”
Umm their bio is _not_ correct, I went through 12 years of school and I'm *still* a bottom...
ahhahahah i love this comment
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ohohoh ;)
y e e t 👏
pillow princesses are out here with no shame
*i love together learning*
@@thatoneobject4182 Watch his Johnny Johnny yes papa videos then come back and delete this reply
@@weskercide lmao
@@thatoneobject4182 r/whoosh
Wow. You had to do this twice. Smh 😤😤😤
@@thatoneobject4182 Bitch please
5:03 , Bruno took that a little too seriously
"Lets together learn!"
Damn, the bst is taking over
nutcracker guy keeps multiplying..
Soon his background will be only nutcrackers...
I’m so scared 😔😔😔
??? Nutcracker? You mean GOD?
Colosika Circus u right 🤠🤠
I DIDNT NOTICE
Is it just me or are his nutcrackers multiplying
He gave birth.
I'm pretty sure
It is
Yes its also almost Christmas so good timing
They are
3:35 as a teacher, yeah lmao but literally. it's called educator burnout and it's insanely real.
As a teacher
The respect your teachers bit just hit home
Take my knowledge so I may die
Those nutcrackers are the fastest growing army on KRplus.
Those nutcrackers are starting to freak me out...?
They're. Multiplying.
My one memory of "They did surgery on a grape" was after telling a friend I had surgery for cancer a few days beforehand they replied "You know, they did surgery on a grape."
I think you need new friends if that’s their reaction
Grapes take priority
@@bowielolzi think that's up to them to judge bro
Reminds me of when SomeThingElseYT got his jaw wired shut
Straight Bullshit story
This man is giving us the facts of life, I never would have known that my childhood was "the shit" (8:30) had it not been for this insanely smart man
7:27 I was drinking coke and it went up my nose why man why lmao
Coke went up your nose???
You drink coke? I just snort it
He's turning into Billion Suprise toy with that "let's together learn"
Lol
For minute there I was wondering if I heard right
That was the point...
Danny, I found it out
The fridge fell in love with papa. Papa said no, because he was such a good husband. Papa had a lot of stress on him, having to together bathe his children, having to werk. He went to go get some pista, and eventually became addicted. Fridge became Papas sugar babe, and that’s why she calls him Papa. Mama found out about the pista and the affair, and made Papa move out. Chad, Papas brother, had always been in love with Mama. They got together. Jonny tried to take his mind off it, but he couldn’t. He couldn’t eat his broccoli. Mama still loved Papa, and Chad started to catch on. He desperately tries to keep her. So he tries to be a good dad. Mama still missed papa. Fridge died cuz everyone took her sawces. Papa felt awful. He needed change. Papa, using the divorce money, went back to college to become a doctor. He cleaned up, bought a dog and a new house. Mama used Jonny not eating broccoli as an excuse to see the New Papa. But he moved on. He had a new wife and kids. The story will continue. BST will continue
YAAAAASSSS
thank you.
This is beauty
This is grace
ThiS iS mIsS UniTeD sTAteS
the fact that im watching this on my school macbook but still dont wanna go to class
As a 13 year old Greg, I can confirm that these make absolutely perfect sense and I am unable to comprehend why it's so hard for Danny to understand these hilarious memes.
I can’t believe the nutcrackers are multiplying!!!
Lil Kevin RIP THANK YOU!
SEE
Omg lol so true I didn’t even notice until I read this and looked
They reproduce asexual
EACH SEASON THEY GROW STRONGER
There better be 24 of those wooden men in the background on Christmas
Glad someone else noticed lmao
Lia Irwin “wooden men” 😂😂😂
Nutcrackers*
Ah, 25...
Lia Irwin The nutcrackers are taking over 😂
3:22 genuinely is an interesting plot for a book or something. like maybe something where when humans start to develop and teach ai more and more, they forget how humans are supposed to function and as a result, start losing knowledge?? i don't know what the resolution would be, besides the obvious of the ai teaching humans
brb writing that rq